Yasujiro Kaibara > I don't know about you guys, but having a Caldari Navy squadron sicced on me is a reward enough. Massive ego boost!
Yuki Li > because what you really need is an ego boost, hey Jiro?
Kyoko Sakoda > Haha.
Yasujiro Kaibara > Look who's talking! :p
Yuki Li > hey i earned my ego!
Yuki Li > i killed alot of people for this ego
Kale Ryoko > I wonder how long it'd take them to destroy your Bustard
Yasujiro Kaibara > I stole my ego out of a miner's can in Jita.
Yuki Li > because what you really need is an ego boost, hey Jiro?
Kyoko Sakoda > Haha.
Yasujiro Kaibara > Look who's talking! :p
Yuki Li > hey i earned my ego!
Yuki Li > i killed alot of people for this ego
Kale Ryoko > I wonder how long it'd take them to destroy your Bustard
Yasujiro Kaibara > I stole my ego out of a miner's can in Jita.
Yamamoto Genryusai > shield fleet looking for a Loki, anyone got one ? :P
smokiehopper > no but ive a raven that has issues and can pretend to be a loki
smokiehopper > no but ive a raven that has issues and can pretend to be a loki
Tanathka Prime > Anyone know what type of damage Angel cartel does?
Rava > Explosive
Jagrain Dargosian > Marshmallow
Rava > Explosive
Jagrain Dargosian > Marshmallow
Sah Phyre > yeah, I'll petition the Moscow fire for my DC as well while I'm at it
Kyoko Sakoda > Get a Chimera, it's a water freighter, it should help you with your Moscow fire
Sah Phyre > unfortunately the fact that it carries water doesn't change the fact that the only way it can help is by crashing into the planet
Kyoko Sakoda > Get a Chimera, it's a water freighter, it should help you with your Moscow fire
Sah Phyre > unfortunately the fact that it carries water doesn't change the fact that the only way it can help is by crashing into the planet
* BIGBADBOB passes beer around for everyone and it is cold cause it is virtual beer from iceland
Koshou > Unfortunately, Icelandic beer has a password top that requires you to speak a coherent word in Icelandic, as a precaution against public drunkenness. ... And foreigners.
BIGBADBOB > opna minn bjór
Sam Browne > Icelandic beer comes pre-nerfed, so you can drink buckets of it without falling over... But people will still give you grief and gank you at the door of the pub for it!
Next Time > yeah all the good beer is in 0.0
Koshou > yeah they actually put Arkohol in the beer there
Koshou > Unfortunately, Icelandic beer has a password top that requires you to speak a coherent word in Icelandic, as a precaution against public drunkenness. ... And foreigners.
BIGBADBOB > opna minn bjór
Sam Browne > Icelandic beer comes pre-nerfed, so you can drink buckets of it without falling over... But people will still give you grief and gank you at the door of the pub for it!
Next Time > yeah all the good beer is in 0.0
Koshou > yeah they actually put Arkohol in the beer there
Kazbarrak > fuck pelicans and they're giant ass mouths
Kazbarrak > stealing all the fish
Kazbarrak > stealing all the fish
NanoDerek > The GM is refusing to spawn roids for us
Gen Ap > The bastard.
NanoDerek > We wanted to mine, and claim we won by making more money than the other team
Gen Ap > Is GM Sunshine the amusingly inept one, or am I thinking of someone else?
NanoDerek > Correct
Gen Ap > The bastard.
NanoDerek > We wanted to mine, and claim we won by making more money than the other team
Gen Ap > Is GM Sunshine the amusingly inept one, or am I thinking of someone else?
NanoDerek > Correct
*Amitious Turkey quickdraws his wallet
Amitious Turkey>JOO R PWNED
Lord Skion opens his wallet
Amitious Turkey>I AM PWNED
Amitious Turkey>JOO R PWNED
Lord Skion opens his wallet
Amitious Turkey>I AM PWNED
Benglada > HAHAHAHA EAGLE
Benglada > WTF
Benglada > YOU HAVE WCS ON A HAC?
Benglada > You deserve to die in hell.
Benglada > 2006.05.28 07:07:26 notify You have started trying to warp scramble (Eagle)Jilnor [GRD]<NMTZ>.
Benglada > then he warps off.
Usarkar > haha
Benglada > who the hell is to deny me a Hac kill.
Benglada > goddamnit
The Physco > lol
Jilnor > sorry babe, you are just not my type
Benglada > I DEMAND you come back here.
Benglada > WTF
Benglada > YOU HAVE WCS ON A HAC?
Benglada > You deserve to die in hell.
Benglada > 2006.05.28 07:07:26 notify You have started trying to warp scramble (Eagle)Jilnor [GRD]<NMTZ>.
Benglada > then he warps off.
Usarkar > haha
Benglada > who the hell is to deny me a Hac kill.
Benglada > goddamnit
The Physco > lol
Jilnor > sorry babe, you are just not my type
Benglada > I DEMAND you come back here.
Sarnen > ok guys
Sarnen > im off. Prolly wont be back until the weekend
Dryr Lint > yes?
Sarnen > see you then.
Dryr Lint > x's and o's
Dryr Lint > wait
Dryr Lint > do you want me to get you a glass of milk and read you a carebear story first
Sarnen > yes, the one about the scary pirates and the ratting BS with the really slow align time
Sarnen > *shivers*
Dryr Lint > ok once upon a time
Dryr Lint > there was a little carebear named xhappyguyx
Sarnen > no no
Sarnen > Sir Ratsalot
Dryr Lint > ok
Dryr Lint > xSir Rastalotx
Dryr Lint > and he made good isk by running L4s in empire
Sarnen > in a pimped out MAelstrom!
Dryr Lint > ok in a pimped out maelstrom
Dryr Lint > but one day a strange man passing through local said "he there
Dryr Lint > "hey there, you know there's tons more isk to made in lowsec?"
Dryr Lint > the little carebear loved his isk
Garulf Hirgon > :)
Dryr Lint > so he aligned his maelstrom for the nearest lowsec gate
Dryr Lint > before jumping through, Mr. Concord officer told him
Dryr Lint > "There's much danger to be had in lowsec, little carebear, are you sure you want to go in?"
Dryr Lint > "Yes" said the little carebear, and he jumped away into lowsec
Dryr Lint > Now, the little carebear had heard that there were bigger rats in lowsec, so he immediately warped to one of the belts to look around
Dryr Lint > ine the first belt he found a macrominer
Dryr Lint > "Hello macrominer, how's the macromining today?"
Dryr Lint > but the macrominer didn't respond because he was a macrominer
Dryr Lint > so the little carebear warped to the second belt
Dryr Lint > here he found many large rats worth a lot of isk, so he successfully engaged them and moved onto 2 more belts where he repeated this process
Dryr Lint > but while the little carebear was making isk, he had forgotten one of the most important rules of lowsec
Dryr Lint > "always watch local"
Dryr Lint > if he had been watching local, he would have seen that 4 shadowy figures had entered the system
Dryr Lint > and one of them was the shady character from earlier
Sarnen > the guy from Concord?
Dryr Lint > NO SHUT UP
Garulf Hirgon > rofl
Dryr Lint > He found a Taranis waiting for him
Dryr Lint > instantly he knew he had just made a grave mistake
Dryr Lint > he tried to align for the gate back to highsec, but his battleship was warp scrambled in a matter of seconds
Dryr Lint > soon all of the shadowy figures were circling his battleship
Dryr Lint > "Ehehehehe", said the shadowy figure from empire
Dryr Lint > "That'll teach you little carebears to come into our lowsec!"
Dryr Lint > and they blasted the poor carbear's ship to smithereens
Dryr Lint > the interceptor then got a lock on the carebear's escape pod, and it was also destroyed along with the carebear's set of +5 implants which he had saved up for months to get
Garulf Hirgon > that sounds about right
Dryr Lint > AND MAY THAT STORY BE A LESSON FOR YOU LITTLE CAREBEAR IDIOTS TO STAY THE FUCK IN EMPIRE WHERE YOU BELONG
Sarnen > im off. Prolly wont be back until the weekend
Dryr Lint > yes?
Sarnen > see you then.
Dryr Lint > x's and o's
Dryr Lint > wait
Dryr Lint > do you want me to get you a glass of milk and read you a carebear story first
Sarnen > yes, the one about the scary pirates and the ratting BS with the really slow align time
Sarnen > *shivers*
Dryr Lint > ok once upon a time
Dryr Lint > there was a little carebear named xhappyguyx
Sarnen > no no
Sarnen > Sir Ratsalot
Dryr Lint > ok
Dryr Lint > xSir Rastalotx
Dryr Lint > and he made good isk by running L4s in empire
Sarnen > in a pimped out MAelstrom!
Dryr Lint > ok in a pimped out maelstrom
Dryr Lint > but one day a strange man passing through local said "he there
Dryr Lint > "hey there, you know there's tons more isk to made in lowsec?"
Dryr Lint > the little carebear loved his isk
Garulf Hirgon > :)
Dryr Lint > so he aligned his maelstrom for the nearest lowsec gate
Dryr Lint > before jumping through, Mr. Concord officer told him
Dryr Lint > "There's much danger to be had in lowsec, little carebear, are you sure you want to go in?"
Dryr Lint > "Yes" said the little carebear, and he jumped away into lowsec
Dryr Lint > Now, the little carebear had heard that there were bigger rats in lowsec, so he immediately warped to one of the belts to look around
Dryr Lint > ine the first belt he found a macrominer
Dryr Lint > "Hello macrominer, how's the macromining today?"
Dryr Lint > but the macrominer didn't respond because he was a macrominer
Dryr Lint > so the little carebear warped to the second belt
Dryr Lint > here he found many large rats worth a lot of isk, so he successfully engaged them and moved onto 2 more belts where he repeated this process
Dryr Lint > but while the little carebear was making isk, he had forgotten one of the most important rules of lowsec
Dryr Lint > "always watch local"
Dryr Lint > if he had been watching local, he would have seen that 4 shadowy figures had entered the system
Dryr Lint > and one of them was the shady character from earlier
Sarnen > the guy from Concord?
Dryr Lint > NO SHUT UP
Garulf Hirgon > rofl
Dryr Lint > He found a Taranis waiting for him
Dryr Lint > instantly he knew he had just made a grave mistake
Dryr Lint > he tried to align for the gate back to highsec, but his battleship was warp scrambled in a matter of seconds
Dryr Lint > soon all of the shadowy figures were circling his battleship
Dryr Lint > "Ehehehehe", said the shadowy figure from empire
Dryr Lint > "That'll teach you little carebears to come into our lowsec!"
Dryr Lint > and they blasted the poor carbear's ship to smithereens
Dryr Lint > the interceptor then got a lock on the carebear's escape pod, and it was also destroyed along with the carebear's set of +5 implants which he had saved up for months to get
Garulf Hirgon > that sounds about right
Dryr Lint > AND MAY THAT STORY BE A LESSON FOR YOU LITTLE CAREBEAR IDIOTS TO STAY THE FUCK IN EMPIRE WHERE YOU BELONG