Jim Adestur > why the fck do belt rats warp away...
DraLaFi > cos they are like thoes girls who likes attention but keeps running away when they get it
DraLaFi > cos they are like thoes girls who likes attention but keeps running away when they get it
Eagle Extravaganza > Aww, Its okay, Ill push her too hard for sex and lose her like all teenage boys, dont worry.
Tobin Shalim > don't push her for sex
Tobin Shalim > just work on blowjobs first, then go from there
Tobin Shalim > but boy, you better be giving her the same in return
YangTze Quan > hmm advise has changed alot since I was a young guy
Tobin Shalim > what advice did you get?
YangTze Quan > be nice, do things for her, be honest - weird crap like that ;)
Eagle Extravaganza > Yeah, thats what I do
Eagle Extravaganza > but what do I get in return... besides her undying love and dedication and support...
Tobin Shalim > but what about the blowjobs? good gods man, the world would fall apart without blowjobs!!
Azia Burgi > ...
YangTze Quan > never a good psychologists number handy when you need one
Tobin Shalim > don't push her for sex
Tobin Shalim > just work on blowjobs first, then go from there
Tobin Shalim > but boy, you better be giving her the same in return
YangTze Quan > hmm advise has changed alot since I was a young guy
Tobin Shalim > what advice did you get?
YangTze Quan > be nice, do things for her, be honest - weird crap like that ;)
Eagle Extravaganza > Yeah, thats what I do
Eagle Extravaganza > but what do I get in return... besides her undying love and dedication and support...
Tobin Shalim > but what about the blowjobs? good gods man, the world would fall apart without blowjobs!!
Azia Burgi > ...
YangTze Quan > never a good psychologists number handy when you need one
Vriesend > I've never docked in a ship :3
Vriesend > sounds steamy hot though
Waconet > brb, need brain bleach
RD Hooker > rofl
RD Hooker > vrie can dock with me all night long!
Vriesend > oh my
Vriesend > my pants just tore
Vriesend > sounds steamy hot though
Waconet > brb, need brain bleach
RD Hooker > rofl
RD Hooker > vrie can dock with me all night long!
Vriesend > oh my
Vriesend > my pants just tore
Laycosya > damn jus found a scorpion in my apartment
Touron > cool can u fly it :)
Malfunctionv2 > battleship?
SeverusSnape > can you fly it?
Malfunctionv2 > :p
Laycosya > no its dead now
Malfunctionv2 > :(
Touron > cool can u fly it :)
Malfunctionv2 > battleship?
SeverusSnape > can you fly it?
Malfunctionv2 > :p
Laycosya > no its dead now
Malfunctionv2 > :(
Shiana Soltek > we need an alliance or corp that creates missions for people to do
Aiyeeta Beaver > like Carthum Conglomerate?
Shiana Soltek > so that you arent just stuck with the ones CCP creates
Aiyeeta Beaver > oh, not CCP ones..
Aiyeeta Beaver > I can give you missions!
Aiyeeta Beaver > LISTEN UP YOU MAGGOTS, I'VE BEEN RUNNING FOR EXERCISE AND BOY ARE MY INNER THIGHS CHAPPED! I NEED YOU TO MOVE 500M3 OF LOTION TO MY HANGAR IN JITA AND RUB MY THIGHS UNTIL YOUR HANDS ARE NUMB!
Aiyeeta Beaver > like Carthum Conglomerate?
Shiana Soltek > so that you arent just stuck with the ones CCP creates
Aiyeeta Beaver > oh, not CCP ones..
Aiyeeta Beaver > I can give you missions!
Aiyeeta Beaver > LISTEN UP YOU MAGGOTS, I'VE BEEN RUNNING FOR EXERCISE AND BOY ARE MY INNER THIGHS CHAPPED! I NEED YOU TO MOVE 500M3 OF LOTION TO MY HANGAR IN JITA AND RUB MY THIGHS UNTIL YOUR HANDS ARE NUMB!
BiONetworks > if laaq dies i want footage of it
Dr'Laaq > pervert
Omadon > lol
Dr'Laaq > pervert
Omadon > lol
Azia Burgi > we have a hanger at the tower now btw
Karin Rousseau > I saw that
Karin Rousseau > Do you want me to put them there
Azia Burgi > no, just letting you know
Rocky Deadshot > "can i put my ship in your hanger"
Karin Rousseau > it's a cool feature
Karin Rousseau > you wouldnt enjoy it rocky
Harii Renn > ARf arf arf...
Rocky Deadshot > why does it not accomidate titan class ships?
Karin Rousseau > with enough love it can accomodate anything
Rocky Deadshot > =)
Azia Burgi > /emote blinks
Karin Rousseau > i love innuendo
Rocky Deadshot > im just being a goof
Karin Rousseau > from what I've heard it's more of a pod than a titan
Karin Rousseau > I saw that
Karin Rousseau > Do you want me to put them there
Azia Burgi > no, just letting you know
Rocky Deadshot > "can i put my ship in your hanger"
Karin Rousseau > it's a cool feature
Karin Rousseau > you wouldnt enjoy it rocky
Harii Renn > ARf arf arf...
Rocky Deadshot > why does it not accomidate titan class ships?
Karin Rousseau > with enough love it can accomodate anything
Rocky Deadshot > =)
Azia Burgi > /emote blinks
Karin Rousseau > i love innuendo
Rocky Deadshot > im just being a goof
Karin Rousseau > from what I've heard it's more of a pod than a titan
<Frools> right but the geddon looks like it flies in the direction it does
<Frools> it just does
<Frools> most of the ships do
<Levin> so
<Frools> except wyvern and moros
<Levin> you have really poor spacial orientation skills Frools?
<mim|BIG> because geddon=penis, and we all know what direction a penis goes
<Frools> no
<mim|BIG> (levin especially)
<Frools> it just does
<Frools> most of the ships do
<Levin> so
<Frools> except wyvern and moros
<Levin> you have really poor spacial orientation skills Frools?
<mim|BIG> because geddon=penis, and we all know what direction a penis goes
<Frools> no
<mim|BIG> (levin especially)
The S1lenc3er > 1234561234561111111111111112222222222222223333333333333334444444444444455555555555555666666666666
The S1lenc3er > ffs my guns rnt working
The S1lenc3er > ffs my guns rnt working
Urban_Mongral> If you're a girl who likes to do the rounds, Its probably good to hang around MMO's
Urban_Mongral> for the vast hordes of single guys you get to choose from
Urban_Mongral> and the fact that your extremely unlikely to catch anything from them, which you might do with normal members of society
Urban_Mongral> for the vast hordes of single guys you get to choose from
Urban_Mongral> and the fact that your extremely unlikely to catch anything from them, which you might do with normal members of society