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shadowcolt > I always block kicks with my nuts!
Arwen Ariniel > yesterday my gf asked me wether i wanted some 'hello kitty'-handkerchiefs...
Arwen Ariniel > I responded 'that would be a bit over the top'
Arwen Ariniel > her answer
'you're riding a Hello-Kitty bike -.-'
Rhyz Huhn > I think genetically engineered cat ears may be over the top. Handkercheifs aren't really on the same level.
Koravel > Im serious about this offere, there are several people that will back me up. only valid for another 45 minutes. This is your chance to get a background with a hot girl holding a sign saying you are hot! Or whatever else you want!
Marcux > sec - lemme invite
Koravel > I also have a hot guy who will do my bidding for pictures as well ( dont ask ) if thats your thing, send me a private message for either!
Alurina > Or, you could use google and photoshop if your this desperate
Andreya > lol Kor the things you do for money
Koravel > Ya Alurina, that too, but this onees legit, real girl, real sign, real pic :)
Koravel > Shes leave ins 45 minutes which is why im pushing this right now lo
Tesha Marill > i saw a pic...they're real
Koravel > *lol
Farscape Hw > koravel how much have you made now?
Koravel > see! lol. This isnt a scam ><
Koravel > Farscape: Total? On this one? none. On sending the pre taken pics earlier, um, 3 mil. lol. thats it.
Koravel > thats nothing to me, honestly i waste that in a night. those were to get people to see that i wasnt faking when i was willing to take a custom pic for 10 mil ^^
ElweSingollo > O_o
Farscape Hw > lol
ElweSingollo > how long have you been a Pimp Kor and is it a succesfull business niche in Eve ;P
Vlad Cetes > so grae. how much stuff do u have trapped in 9uy?
Graelyn > I have 0 assets in Providence.
Graelyn > wait.
Graelyn > I have 8 WCS and 20 zydrine in Providence.
Graelyn > NOO MAH ZYDRINE
Graelyn weeps for the plight of innocent minerals
Aramis Black > i have GW, WC, and Scalding ass
Aramis Black > *pass
Khazorath > Scalding ass sounds better
Abassis > hahaha
Abassis > damnit, I was eating when I read that
Commander Tork > do you think it is possible to cuddle a kangaroo?
Calgus > the ones who grew up in enclosures n stuff yea
Calgus > the wild ones
Calgus > u gotta catch em
Thrayx > or shoot them ?
Calgus > n then they'll punch u out or if they kick ya they will cave ur chest cavity in
Commander Tork > shoot them and then cuddle them!! lol
Calgus > everyone now n then u have european folk or clueless city burks come here
Commander Tork > seems like an interesting sport!
Slashmach1 > do it fast cause they will go cold pretty fast
Calgus > n hit a kangaroo on the road
Calgus > come out to see if its ok, the thing kicks as it dies
Calgus > n kills the person
Ecatherina W > Slashy always practical :D
Slashmach1 > u know it
Thrayx > A lot of animals kick about as they die
Commander Tork > what about a tranquilizer?
Calgus > yea but a kangaroos kick can kill u
Commander Tork > you could still get a warm cuddle then!
Thrayx > I have had sheep thrash about for 4mins + after being dead
Calgus > coz u were givin it sweet love?
Thrayx > yep probably
Commander Tork > lol
Thrayx > a quick shot to the head then you get 4mins of guilt free loving
Thrayx > its not rape if its dead
Commander Tork > you would have been dissapointed if it didnt move!
Edith Cavell> sometimes when I'm watching epic fleet battles, I can't help but get that familiar "tugging on my heartstrings" feeling. Except the tugging is more of a massaging, and the heartstrings are more like testicles.
Son Xo > proof of total boredom: the spotlights in Lai Dai station have move up/down 6 times/minute
Neirti > im looking for a mining corp with low sec or 0.0 access 6.5 mil SP [7 days from covetor]
Sadist > Neirti, people like you end up being on our killboard :/
Fur Saken > i feel like losing a rifter now
Frank Horrigan > I see the subliminal messaging is paying off
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