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<@Tremek_> Goddamnit.
<@Tremek_> I need a topic for a presentation in my environmental resources class.
<@shade> Tremek_: "Bears: America's Greatest Threat?"
<@Tremek_> That would be awesome.
<@CanSpice> Tremek_: "Oil: Let's Just Make More!"
<@Tremek_> I don't think I could get away with that.
<@Tremek_> CanSpice: considering how granola the teacher is
<@Tremek_> that would be hilarious. :P
<@CanSpice> instant fail?
<@Tremek_> Nah
<@Tremek_> She would probably give me credit
<@Tremek_> I have like 98% in the class
<@Barwinator> "Give me a nuke plant"
<@shade> Tremek_: "Carbon Dioxide, Our New Best Friend!"
<@CanSpice> continuing the Colbert theme, you could do "Global Warming: Huge Myth or The Hugest Myth?"
<@Tremek_> Haha
<@shade> or you could always go for the popular standby, a screed on the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide
<@Milnoch|Work> Tremek: "Ethanol; America's New Way to Subsidize the Farmers
<@Barwinator> "A Healthy Ocean: Do those Salmon really benefit us?"
<@CanSpice> "Clean Air: Who The Fuck Cares?"
<@ToAsT> rofl
<@CanSpice> "Paving Our Way To Prosperity (funded by GM)"
<@Tremek_> Carcinogens: Character Builder or Just Plain Fun?
<@TinyTony|work> have you guys been to Epcot?
<@Tremek_> I'm going to fuck this up :(
<@Barwinator> yep
<@TinyTony|work> There's a "ride" there that's basically exactly that
<@TinyTony|work> it's all about energy and it's by Exxon
<@ToAsT> PMS: cause woman deserve it <--Guaranteed pass
<@CanSpice> Tremek_: can't you be a contientious objector on the grounds that you don't want to harm the environment by wasting paper to print the essay on?
<@shade> Tremek_: "Yucca Mountain: Because Nevada ought to be useful for something"
<@Barwinator> lol
<@Milnoch|Work> nice
<@Tremek_> shade: Oh you better believe it. :P
<@CanSpice> "...besides gambling and whoring."
<@Tremek_> I'm going to intentionally take a confrontational slant on this ;)
<@Milnoch|Work> "Global Warming: Who doesn't want to see women in short skirts and bikinis"
<@Tremek_> Nuclear Waste: Mo' Betta!
<@Tremek_> I'm going to call that my working title.
<@Tremek_> Heh
JINX HSC > lol, i never noticed a dominix has little wings
SUNscatcher > it has no wings stop being mean!!!!
JINX HSC > it does
JINX HSC > tiny little ones
SUNscatcher > those are the observation decks
Kalahari Wayrest > dominix looks like a bus
JINX HSC > they wings, at least that's what mine are on this domi, weee, i'm flying :)
Caroline > domi looks like a floating potato
Kalahari Wayrest > hey thor, you look like the back end of a dominix :P
ThorTheGreat > thanks kal =(
JINX HSC > looks like a backwards-flying basketball shoe
SUNscatcher > it LOOKS LIKE THE FIST OF GOD !!!!!!! stop makin fun of it
Drake Iddon > I think with my 100mn oneiros, i should be able to overtake people in warp
Drake Iddon > this other guy is all like "i have the fastest warping ship ingame!" and he see's me cruising past him with the smuggest grin possible, sitting on top of my ship with one of those tanning reflectors
Xyfu > No wait
Xyfu > instead you are in a harness that holds you behind the ship, so the afterburner gives you a tan, along with a pair of "deal with it" shades
missile man > does anyone know about decorations?
Zo5o > no but you might want to try home and garden tv
Zo5o > there's a lot of gay guys on that channel who do
Boltorano > do something for me, go to google.com, and type "what are you some kind of" in the box
Boltorano > don't hit enter
GrammarNazi > There really should be a comma in there. :P
GrammarNazi > "What, are you some kind of-"
GrammarNazi > Or, "What are you, some kind of-"
GrammarNazi > 1. "What are you some kind of sick werewolf freak" 2. "What are you some kind of girl or something"
Boltorano > huh
GrammarNazi > If I could crucify Google itself for run-on sentences right now, I'd fucking do it in a heartbeat.
Boltorano > the 2nd one I get is "grammar nazi" :P
GrammarNazi > Oh, cruel irony.
Oneoufus de'Galicie > hi ! i am an indus at airkio IX-2 belt. I search someone with a freagate or cruser for mining.
Oneoufus de'Galicie > call me
Yuki Li > worst personal ad ever
Princess Beefcurtains > sometimes, when I'm gatecamping, I feel like a kid in a candy shop, where all the candy is made from turds
Hirnfiedler > I'm done with this Game! Anyone can take the rest of my money and get happy with it! My Money
Andoria lexi > Dude, you forgot to link the scam
Hirnfiedler > indeed, i did
Andoria lexi > /facepalm
Freelanc3r > 2007.06.09 22:26:27 Notify The station denies you permission to dock for the moment due to your recent acts of stupidity.
Myca Avalon > its a conspiracy
Myca Avalon > we shouldve killed all the abducted citizens by now
Myca Avalon > uncle sansha's getting more somehow
Myca Avalon > theres only one way to save the galaxy
Myca Avalon > slaughter everyone from the abduction systems
Myca Avalon > no more romi's
Myca Avalon > no more romi thalamuss
Union Worker > rp?
Myca Avalon > starting with you...
Union Worker > /emote puts on his robe and wizard hat
Union Worker > hey cutie pie
Union Worker > Whats the matter?
EVE System > Channel changed to Madirmilire Local Channel
Union Worker > RUNNING ONLY MAKES MY DICK HARDER
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