Yohan vonRicthart > but when the bawdy phrases are returned to me, and sweet forbidden dalliance is offered, I ALWAYS turn it down and then get yelled at for leading the girl on........I am truly wretched lol =)
Lefia > well at least there is always make up sex
Yohan vonRicthart > truly
Lefia > Or as my fiance referrs to it as, "Wild monkey jungle sex with whipped topping and a thin layer of chocolate." and I'm dead serious about that
Yohan vonRicthart > unfortunately, my better half does not like to use things that will make the sheets or her dirty......but it matters not. There are very few experiences that I have not had......so I can deal.
Yohan vonRicthart > certain food stuffs make for excellent foreplay........ah those were the days. (sigh)
Lefia > Well it was figurative food anyway, I don't personally enjoy being sticky
Yohan vonRicthart > haha
Lefia > nor having your partner go into a diabetic coma licking 2 pounds of frosting off your body
Yohan vonRicthart > LMAO
Lefia >Plus, spending 3 hours in the emergency room with frosting in your panties is not the most fun you can have on a date
Yohan vonRicthart > no, but WHAT A STORY that would be eh?
Lefia > Yes, one to tell the grandkids I'm sure =p
Yohan vonRicthart > yes, you would almost have to get married on principal
Lefia > Hehe
Lefia > Especially if it had been him wearing the panties
Yohan vonRicthart > who else could you find after that to match up........not to mention you would not want to do it agai........................I just read that.........EEEEEEWWWWWWWW VISUAL IMAGE!!!
Lefia > Hehe, I win
Lefia > well at least there is always make up sex
Yohan vonRicthart > truly
Lefia > Or as my fiance referrs to it as, "Wild monkey jungle sex with whipped topping and a thin layer of chocolate." and I'm dead serious about that
Yohan vonRicthart > unfortunately, my better half does not like to use things that will make the sheets or her dirty......but it matters not. There are very few experiences that I have not had......so I can deal.
Yohan vonRicthart > certain food stuffs make for excellent foreplay........ah those were the days. (sigh)
Lefia > Well it was figurative food anyway, I don't personally enjoy being sticky
Yohan vonRicthart > haha
Lefia > nor having your partner go into a diabetic coma licking 2 pounds of frosting off your body
Yohan vonRicthart > LMAO
Lefia >Plus, spending 3 hours in the emergency room with frosting in your panties is not the most fun you can have on a date
Yohan vonRicthart > no, but WHAT A STORY that would be eh?
Lefia > Yes, one to tell the grandkids I'm sure =p
Yohan vonRicthart > yes, you would almost have to get married on principal
Lefia > Hehe
Lefia > Especially if it had been him wearing the panties
Yohan vonRicthart > who else could you find after that to match up........not to mention you would not want to do it agai........................I just read that.........EEEEEEWWWWWWWW VISUAL IMAGE!!!
Lefia > Hehe, I win
[ @Ysabelle ] Seleene's orders boiled down:
[ @Ysabelle ] I like them nice and tight.
[ @Kalessin ] well, i like em thick and juicy
[ @wizzard66 ] [23:09] <Kalessin> well, i like em thick and juicy <--- can you say that again please? On teamspeak??
[ @Ysabelle ] I like them nice and tight.
[ @Kalessin ] well, i like em thick and juicy
[ @wizzard66 ] [23:09] <Kalessin> well, i like em thick and juicy <--- can you say that again please? On teamspeak??
TheNorthwind > Whoever stole belt 13, please put it back before all the planets fly out of their orbits
Iconah Orlham > I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today
Iconah Orlham > Apparently it is only for the victims.
Iconah Orlham > Apparently it is only for the victims.
CHAOS100 > you were afk werent you
Kalil d'Maelstromo > errr no, i locked the moa and then had to
change the channel on the TV for the GF :(
Mariarchi Desperado > lol
Mariarchi Desperado > whpshh
Kalil d'Maelstromo > errr no, i locked the moa and then had to
change the channel on the TV for the GF :(
Mariarchi Desperado > lol
Mariarchi Desperado > whpshh
<@NTRabbit> i think thats the smallest atuk fleet i've ever seen
<@NTRabbit> they usually roam in packs of 12 minimum
<@NTRabbit> 130 if kayo is on
<@NTRabbit> they usually roam in packs of 12 minimum
<@NTRabbit> 130 if kayo is on
Rauk Bascha > u ARE gay
Spacemann Spliff > u ARE stupid
icey > u are tacos
Spacemann Spliff > u ARE stupid
icey > u are tacos
G FLY > stfu pirat
Furp > STFU grammatical idiot.
G FLY > oo battlestars
Furp > You're making your English teachers cry at night, you know... Quite shameful.
G FLY > some type of fighting stars!
G FLY > so what the fuck is furp?
Furp > A furp is a furp is a furp is a furp is a furp is a... (ad nauseum)
G FLY > locky ur fukin ded
G FLY > dead like a furpy
Furp > ...Wha? You made no sense there...
G FLY > make sense when ur mom gives me change
Furp > And I request that you not swear at me. It makes the baby messiah cry.
G FLY > fucki fuck you fuckin
Furp > .... My god, the more you swear the less sense you make.
G FLY > stfu noob
Furp > Again, please don't swear at me. It offends my good sensabilities.
Furp > ...Much like bacon. Bacon is horribly evil stuff. It kills kittens, you know.
G FLY > ima declair war on youuuuuu
Furp > So?
Locky Thindromen > ROFL
Locky Thindromen > he says so :)
Furp > OH NOES! I SHALL ETERNALLY FLY IN TERROR OF THE IMPENDING STRIKE *smashsmashsmash* Darned caps locks key. Yes! I shall fly in eternal terror that you might pod me! I quake in fear, and I don't mean quake as in that ever so fun FPS game either! Ye...
G FLY > har!!!
G FLY > big gay pirat named furp
Furp > Oh the horrors of it all! What ever shall I do? I shall now cry my salty e-tears in my El Jay about this, angsting about this for all eternity!
G FLY > serves your right, my work here is doen
Furp > Perhaps I shall even cry at the horrors of this in the forums! Oh, I can see it now, "OMG, 1337 SPLOITER G FLY DEKLURD WOR ON MEEEE!"
G FLY > w3rd
Furp > Although perhaps in the future you should not assume on the gender of the people you're smacktalking to? It will dramatically increase your perceived intelligence quotent.
G FLY > where did you learn to type
G FLY > ?
G FLY > dude, ima like... light ur ass up
Locky Thindromen > i love it when you talk dirty
Furp > STFU grammatical idiot.
G FLY > oo battlestars
Furp > You're making your English teachers cry at night, you know... Quite shameful.
G FLY > some type of fighting stars!
G FLY > so what the fuck is furp?
Furp > A furp is a furp is a furp is a furp is a furp is a... (ad nauseum)
G FLY > locky ur fukin ded
G FLY > dead like a furpy
Furp > ...Wha? You made no sense there...
G FLY > make sense when ur mom gives me change
Furp > And I request that you not swear at me. It makes the baby messiah cry.
G FLY > fucki fuck you fuckin
Furp > .... My god, the more you swear the less sense you make.
G FLY > stfu noob
Furp > Again, please don't swear at me. It offends my good sensabilities.
Furp > ...Much like bacon. Bacon is horribly evil stuff. It kills kittens, you know.
G FLY > ima declair war on youuuuuu
Furp > So?
Locky Thindromen > ROFL
Locky Thindromen > he says so :)
Furp > OH NOES! I SHALL ETERNALLY FLY IN TERROR OF THE IMPENDING STRIKE *smashsmashsmash* Darned caps locks key. Yes! I shall fly in eternal terror that you might pod me! I quake in fear, and I don't mean quake as in that ever so fun FPS game either! Ye...
G FLY > har!!!
G FLY > big gay pirat named furp
Furp > Oh the horrors of it all! What ever shall I do? I shall now cry my salty e-tears in my El Jay about this, angsting about this for all eternity!
G FLY > serves your right, my work here is doen
Furp > Perhaps I shall even cry at the horrors of this in the forums! Oh, I can see it now, "OMG, 1337 SPLOITER G FLY DEKLURD WOR ON MEEEE!"
G FLY > w3rd
Furp > Although perhaps in the future you should not assume on the gender of the people you're smacktalking to? It will dramatically increase your perceived intelligence quotent.
G FLY > where did you learn to type
G FLY > ?
G FLY > dude, ima like... light ur ass up
Locky Thindromen > i love it when you talk dirty
agentsmitty > who popped the cruiser at the triple BS spawn? nubbin
Shrike > IT WAS SHOOTIN MEH! :/
Shrike > IT WAS SHOOTIN MEH! :/
Deschenus Maximus > Wasted 4 days of Survey
Deschenus Maximus > useless fucking skill
Anarine > That bad?
Deschenus Maximus > Yup... something to do with scanners and archelogy
Anarine > Archaeology... Is that actually useful for something?
Deschenus Maximus > Profession sites... allows you to find stuff others wouldn't
Anarine > I find loads of things others don't... Pirates, mainly
Deschenus Maximus > useless fucking skill
Anarine > That bad?
Deschenus Maximus > Yup... something to do with scanners and archelogy
Anarine > Archaeology... Is that actually useful for something?
Deschenus Maximus > Profession sites... allows you to find stuff others wouldn't
Anarine > I find loads of things others don't... Pirates, mainly