jleicht12006 > too bad ye not be chuck norris
Graedlav > aye... what a mighty man chuck really is
jleicht12006 > what would ye rather have happen, having chuck roundhouse kick ye in te face, or have he teabag ye?
Graedlav> O.o
jleicht12006 > ye never answered te question
Graedlav > arg... I hear his scrote contains the meaning of life...
jleicht12006 > y'arr..
Graedlav > aye... what a mighty man chuck really is
jleicht12006 > what would ye rather have happen, having chuck roundhouse kick ye in te face, or have he teabag ye?
Graedlav> O.o
jleicht12006 > ye never answered te question
Graedlav > arg... I hear his scrote contains the meaning of life...
jleicht12006 > y'arr..
le petomane > we have been sitting out here going through more belts than a buick
Le Sabre > lol nice
Renoa Amarr > they will have to extend dt to replenish the belts
Bob Berg > we've seen more roids than a proctologist
Renoa Amarr > I stoped going to mine he kept getting behind in his work
Renoa Amarr > got a new proctologist now I feel A-hole lot better
Bob Berg > remember to stay loose
Le Sabre > lol nice
Renoa Amarr > they will have to extend dt to replenish the belts
Bob Berg > we've seen more roids than a proctologist
Renoa Amarr > I stoped going to mine he kept getting behind in his work
Renoa Amarr > got a new proctologist now I feel A-hole lot better
Bob Berg > remember to stay loose
Druun Charvet > im an instant gratification sort of player. ; )
Ariz Black > then you're playing the wrong game
Druun Charvet > all i meant to say is that i prefer skills in my head sooner rather than later
Ariz Black > aye, and you lose out later for having such an attitude
Ariz Black > and there is a lot more 'later' than there is 'now'
Druun Charvet > too abstract to refute
Druun Charvet > i wont bother
Ariz Black > then you're playing the wrong game
Druun Charvet > all i meant to say is that i prefer skills in my head sooner rather than later
Ariz Black > aye, and you lose out later for having such an attitude
Ariz Black > and there is a lot more 'later' than there is 'now'
Druun Charvet > too abstract to refute
Druun Charvet > i wont bother
<HellGremlin> Hmm
<HellGremlin> Fascinating new spam emails I'm getting lately
<HellGremlin> Apparently, they're selling pills that increase the volume of your ejaculate by 500%
<HellGremlin> Why the fuck would anyone in their right mind want that
<BaronVonVirtu> lol
<Talthrus> lol
<HellGremlin> It's messy enough as it is
<volume> :|
<BaronVonVirtu> I got the ebay scam ones
<HellGremlin> OH GOOD
<HellGremlin> MY BALLS JUST THREW UP A GALLON OF PEARL JAM
<HellGremlin> HEY HONEY GET A BUNCH OF TOWELS
<HellGremlin> WE CAN'T SLEEP IN OUR BED FOR A FEW DAYS UNTIL MY SPERM FLOOD DRIES
<Talthrus> the mental image >_<
<Talthrus> it won't turn off!!!!
<HellGremlin> WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE DOG DROWNED
<Levin> :|
<HellGremlin> Fascinating new spam emails I'm getting lately
<HellGremlin> Apparently, they're selling pills that increase the volume of your ejaculate by 500%
<HellGremlin> Why the fuck would anyone in their right mind want that
<BaronVonVirtu> lol
<Talthrus> lol
<HellGremlin> It's messy enough as it is
<volume> :|
<BaronVonVirtu> I got the ebay scam ones
<HellGremlin> OH GOOD
<HellGremlin> MY BALLS JUST THREW UP A GALLON OF PEARL JAM
<HellGremlin> HEY HONEY GET A BUNCH OF TOWELS
<HellGremlin> WE CAN'T SLEEP IN OUR BED FOR A FEW DAYS UNTIL MY SPERM FLOOD DRIES
<Talthrus> the mental image >_<
<Talthrus> it won't turn off!!!!
<HellGremlin> WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE DOG DROWNED
<Levin> :|
Darius III > You mad Bro?
Mad Madigan > Nope, I'M mad
Mad Madigan > Nope, I'M mad
<%DjNeWt> i love chinese
<%DjNeWt> cause i have duck
<Levin> its all horrible for you
<%DjNeWt> and my sister likes me alive
<%DjNeWt> them*
<%DjNeWt> lol
<Levin> ...
<Quantus> duck and peiking (sp)sauce
<Levin> *quoted*
<%DjNeWt> lol
<%DjNeWt> if i ever see that quote
<Quantus> mmm..
<%DjNeWt> i kill you
<%DjNeWt> and ban you
<%DjNeWt> and cut off your balls
<Julebruus> ^^
<Levin> thats a risk im willing to take
<%DjNeWt> cause i have duck
<Levin> its all horrible for you
<%DjNeWt> and my sister likes me alive
<%DjNeWt> them*
<%DjNeWt> lol
<Levin> ...
<Quantus> duck and peiking (sp)sauce
<Levin> *quoted*
<%DjNeWt> lol
<%DjNeWt> if i ever see that quote
<Quantus> mmm..
<%DjNeWt> i kill you
<%DjNeWt> and ban you
<%DjNeWt> and cut off your balls
<Julebruus> ^^
<Levin> thats a risk im willing to take
hackjack > Draycot i famous for smaking pople in local thats why i am in eve mag number 2
Cracken > LOl tomb is disliked by concord
Cracken > what'd he do too them
Papolytic > He nerfed their guns.
General Killah > its always the nerf bat i tell you
Cracken > what'd he do too them
Papolytic > He nerfed their guns.
General Killah > its always the nerf bat i tell you
MrShooter > in my ibis, hopefully they will think I'm not a threat, and just swat me down with hammerheads
MrShooter > or they could move to a new belt...
Grisly Ivan > beware the mighty ibis
MrShooter > or they could move to a new belt...
Grisly Ivan > beware the mighty ibis
(timestamps are necessary to quote, check time difference between first and second chat post :P)
[ 2003.11.23 02:50:51 ] Daehkthar Raehm > Hello Golem
[ 2003.11.23 03:31:57 ] GoLeM > hi Dae
[ 2003.11.23 03:32:41 ] Kalahari Wayrest > lightning quick reflexes :)
[ 2003.11.23 03:33:22 ] Daehkthar Raehm > whew, barely got my greeting typed before he responded
[ 2003.11.23 03:33:27 ] Daehkthar Raehm > ;)
[ 2003.11.23 03:34:08 ] Kalahari Wayrest > he must be psychic :P
[ 2003.11.23 03:34:56 ] Daehkthar Raehm > wait shhh, i think he's typing again, give him another 15 minutes
[ 2003.11.23 03:35:15 ] Adrielle Firewalker > wow, faster than last time then
[ 2003.11.23 03:35:19 ] Kalahari Wayrest > lol
[ 2003.11.23 03:35:29 ] Adrielle Firewalker > maybe he's trying to set some kind of personal record?
[ 2003.11.23 03:35:57 ] Daehkthar Raehm > hope he doesnt hurt himself
[ 2003.11.23 03:36:08 ] Kalahari Wayrest > training for the speed typing championships
[ 2003.11.23 03:36:49 ] Adrielle Firewalker > training, bah he needs it not... with such skill the cup will be his for sure
[ 2003.11.23 03:36:57 ] Daehkthar Raehm > lol
[ 2003.11.23 03:37:04 ] Kalahari Wayrest > haha
[ 2003.11.23 03:37:04 ] Adrielle Firewalker > but will he get it home before the next milennium?
[ 2003.11.23 03:37:57 ] Daehkthar Raehm > poor golem,we're ashing him and he cant type fast enough to counterattack
[ 2003.11.23 03:38:01 ] Daehkthar Raehm > bashing*
[ 2003.11.23 03:38:14 ] Kalahari Wayrest > counterattack? I doubt he's even noticed yet
[ 2003.11.23 03:38:22 ] Daehkthar Raehm > lol true
[ 2003.11.23 03:38:53 ] Adrielle Firewalker > in about an hour we'll get a "hey!"
[ 2003.11.23 03:39:04 ] Kalahari Wayrest > lol
[ 2003.11.23 03:39:21 ] Kalahari Wayrest > and then it will start all over again ;)
[ 2003.11.23 03:39:23 ] Daehkthar Raehm > lol
[ 2003.11.23 03:40:18 ] GoLeM > ROFL
[ 2003.11.23 03:40:20 ] Adrielle Firewalker > Maybe he knows that and has stopped typing
[ 2003.11.23 03:40:20 ] GoLeM > assholes
[ 2003.11.23 02:50:51 ] Daehkthar Raehm > Hello Golem
[ 2003.11.23 03:31:57 ] GoLeM > hi Dae
[ 2003.11.23 03:32:41 ] Kalahari Wayrest > lightning quick reflexes :)
[ 2003.11.23 03:33:22 ] Daehkthar Raehm > whew, barely got my greeting typed before he responded
[ 2003.11.23 03:33:27 ] Daehkthar Raehm > ;)
[ 2003.11.23 03:34:08 ] Kalahari Wayrest > he must be psychic :P
[ 2003.11.23 03:34:56 ] Daehkthar Raehm > wait shhh, i think he's typing again, give him another 15 minutes
[ 2003.11.23 03:35:15 ] Adrielle Firewalker > wow, faster than last time then
[ 2003.11.23 03:35:19 ] Kalahari Wayrest > lol
[ 2003.11.23 03:35:29 ] Adrielle Firewalker > maybe he's trying to set some kind of personal record?
[ 2003.11.23 03:35:57 ] Daehkthar Raehm > hope he doesnt hurt himself
[ 2003.11.23 03:36:08 ] Kalahari Wayrest > training for the speed typing championships
[ 2003.11.23 03:36:49 ] Adrielle Firewalker > training, bah he needs it not... with such skill the cup will be his for sure
[ 2003.11.23 03:36:57 ] Daehkthar Raehm > lol
[ 2003.11.23 03:37:04 ] Kalahari Wayrest > haha
[ 2003.11.23 03:37:04 ] Adrielle Firewalker > but will he get it home before the next milennium?
[ 2003.11.23 03:37:57 ] Daehkthar Raehm > poor golem,we're ashing him and he cant type fast enough to counterattack
[ 2003.11.23 03:38:01 ] Daehkthar Raehm > bashing*
[ 2003.11.23 03:38:14 ] Kalahari Wayrest > counterattack? I doubt he's even noticed yet
[ 2003.11.23 03:38:22 ] Daehkthar Raehm > lol true
[ 2003.11.23 03:38:53 ] Adrielle Firewalker > in about an hour we'll get a "hey!"
[ 2003.11.23 03:39:04 ] Kalahari Wayrest > lol
[ 2003.11.23 03:39:21 ] Kalahari Wayrest > and then it will start all over again ;)
[ 2003.11.23 03:39:23 ] Daehkthar Raehm > lol
[ 2003.11.23 03:40:18 ] GoLeM > ROFL
[ 2003.11.23 03:40:20 ] Adrielle Firewalker > Maybe he knows that and has stopped typing
[ 2003.11.23 03:40:20 ] GoLeM > assholes