<wizzard66> ive downloaded the hoffmeister voice to my tomtom, but serious, i only put it on when im alone in the car
Tamora > a 'lightly tossed salad of a camp' with 1 bubble and a dash of retards. leave to simmer for 2 days. then PWN with rice!
<@Venom_SGZ> is there anyway to increase the volume of sound on a video?
<@Venom_SGZ> or boost my computers volume
< Superbeast> HUH
<@NaBe> clean ur ears
<@Venom_SGZ> or boost my computers volume
< Superbeast> HUH
<@NaBe> clean ur ears
Ilfar > If my hands are cold I stick them in my cat
Ilfar > ...'s belly fur
Ilfar > Who put the fucking apostrophe so close to the god damned enter key anyways?
Ilfar > ...'s belly fur
Ilfar > Who put the fucking apostrophe so close to the god damned enter key anyways?
Mooney92 > literally
Mooney92 > hitler
HayesDuSid > mooney
HayesDuSid > i have assistance to offer you
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Mooney92 > hitler
HayesDuSid > mooney
HayesDuSid > i have assistance to offer you
HayesDuSid > http://careers.foxnews.com/
Cattie > *sigh* strip fitting.. i hate that button
Jenina Hawke > LOL
Jenina Hawke > I love it...
Jenina Hawke > Instant strip.. ehm...
Jenina Hawke > Saves time
tacfraud > lol
Cattie > mmm.. nony has one too
Jenina Hawke > I bet he has
Non Serviam > yer but it doesnt work
Cattie > it need some working before it does
Jenina Hawke > Well, one piece at a time works wonders too
Jenina Hawke > Nothing like anticipation
Jenina Hawke > I usually keep the hardeners for last....
Non Serviam > i usually keep the guns and handcuffs for last
Jenina Hawke > Oh.... handcuffs!
Jenina Hawke hides the whip and handcuffs
Cattie > remember the fetters jen ;)
Non Serviam > lol
Cattie > and i somehow did run out of cpu
Jenina Hawke > That happen alot when Non strips, Cattie?
Jenina Hawke > That you run out of brainpower? :D
Non Serviam > yer, the cpus allways overheat :/
Jenina Hawke > LOL
Jenina Hawke > I love it...
Jenina Hawke > Instant strip.. ehm...
Jenina Hawke > Saves time
tacfraud > lol
Cattie > mmm.. nony has one too
Jenina Hawke > I bet he has
Non Serviam > yer but it doesnt work
Cattie > it need some working before it does
Jenina Hawke > Well, one piece at a time works wonders too
Jenina Hawke > Nothing like anticipation
Jenina Hawke > I usually keep the hardeners for last....
Non Serviam > i usually keep the guns and handcuffs for last
Jenina Hawke > Oh.... handcuffs!
Jenina Hawke hides the whip and handcuffs
Cattie > remember the fetters jen ;)
Non Serviam > lol
Cattie > and i somehow did run out of cpu
Jenina Hawke > That happen alot when Non strips, Cattie?
Jenina Hawke > That you run out of brainpower? :D
Non Serviam > yer, the cpus allways overheat :/
Jita local always makes me smile
Mo Smutt > ..people gotta try a little harder with these contracts
Mini Freight > but my minmatar alt won't be flying a malestrom for months
Cold32 > <url=contract:30000142//48367255>[Multiple Items]</url>
Cold32 > free rigs^
Mo Smutt > that si a good deal
Mini Freight > ya it is but i don't need a minnie BS
Mo Smutt > i would get it if i could spare tghe isk
Mini Freight > i can buy it i just don't need to
Ember Talon > i #1 dont have the isk #2 wouldnt rig it like that anyway so it would be a waste
Mini Freight > yah
Mini Freight > I'd use shield rigs
Ember Talon > /emote nods
Cold32 > Nah
Cold32 > Needs the recharge
Cold32 > 3 gyros 2 te's in lows
Ember Talon > cap booster
Cold32 > nope
Cold32 > Waste of slot
Mini Freight > exactly
Mini Freight > cap boosters FTW
Cold32 > 2 hardners bosoter boost amp tracking comp and sebo
Ember Talon > not really, no amount of regen will keep you from being neuted out, a cap booster however gives youe nough cap to cycle modules before they neut you down
Mini Freight > it's a minmatar ship, it's made of scrap metal, why can't the damn thing run on batteries too? lol
Cold32 > its for smashing anoms
Cold32 > no pvp or grindy lvl4's
Mini Freight > haha
Mini Freight > i made a funny
Ember Talon > /emote vomits quietly in the corner at the prospect of plexing maelstrom
Mini Freight > /emote vomits publicly
Mini Freight > BLEEEEEGH!!!!
Cold32 > it fucks shit up
Ember Talon > i dont doubt, its also a huge fucking rape me sign
Mini Freight > that's cause it's shooting voltswagons
Mini Freight > lol
Mo Smutt > kik
Mo Smutt > ?
Mini Freight > or rifters
Mini Freight > that's about the right size fro a 1400MM cannon
Mini Freight > or even better it shoots reapers out of it, hahaha
Ember Talon > glad someone has a use for them
Mini Freight > why do we have noobships in the cargohold captain?
Mini Freight > you fool! we can't afford ammo!
REALITY X > lol
Mini Freight > use the noob ships!
Mini Freight > but... they won't fit!
Mini Freight > we are minmatar, make it fit!
Mini Freight > lulz
Commander Featherfall > repackage them... again
Mini Freight > hahaha
Mini Freight > can u imagine a malestrom shooting kamikaze reapers out of it's guns?
Ember Talon > that projectile has a thruster and a warp drive! BEHOLD!!! antimatter projectile ammo
Mini Freight > lolo0lool
Mini Freight > they put them all on overheat!!!
Mini Freight > omg!!!
Commander Featherfall > even with volunteer noob pilots its still considered a dumbfire weapon
Mini Freight > 1400MM plate and a MWD on a reaper AHHHH!!!
Ember Talon > hey it helps keep the noob populatioin in check
Ember Talon > im all for it
Mini Freight > lol
Mini Freight > perfect use for trial accounts
Mini Freight > ammunition
Mo Smutt > ..people gotta try a little harder with these contracts
Mini Freight > but my minmatar alt won't be flying a malestrom for months
Cold32 > <url=contract:30000142//48367255>[Multiple Items]</url>
Cold32 > free rigs^
Mo Smutt > that si a good deal
Mini Freight > ya it is but i don't need a minnie BS
Mo Smutt > i would get it if i could spare tghe isk
Mini Freight > i can buy it i just don't need to
Ember Talon > i #1 dont have the isk #2 wouldnt rig it like that anyway so it would be a waste
Mini Freight > yah
Mini Freight > I'd use shield rigs
Ember Talon > /emote nods
Cold32 > Nah
Cold32 > Needs the recharge
Cold32 > 3 gyros 2 te's in lows
Ember Talon > cap booster
Cold32 > nope
Cold32 > Waste of slot
Mini Freight > exactly
Mini Freight > cap boosters FTW
Cold32 > 2 hardners bosoter boost amp tracking comp and sebo
Ember Talon > not really, no amount of regen will keep you from being neuted out, a cap booster however gives youe nough cap to cycle modules before they neut you down
Mini Freight > it's a minmatar ship, it's made of scrap metal, why can't the damn thing run on batteries too? lol
Cold32 > its for smashing anoms
Cold32 > no pvp or grindy lvl4's
Mini Freight > haha
Mini Freight > i made a funny
Ember Talon > /emote vomits quietly in the corner at the prospect of plexing maelstrom
Mini Freight > /emote vomits publicly
Mini Freight > BLEEEEEGH!!!!
Cold32 > it fucks shit up
Ember Talon > i dont doubt, its also a huge fucking rape me sign
Mini Freight > that's cause it's shooting voltswagons
Mini Freight > lol
Mo Smutt > kik
Mo Smutt > ?
Mini Freight > or rifters
Mini Freight > that's about the right size fro a 1400MM cannon
Mini Freight > or even better it shoots reapers out of it, hahaha
Ember Talon > glad someone has a use for them
Mini Freight > why do we have noobships in the cargohold captain?
Mini Freight > you fool! we can't afford ammo!
REALITY X > lol
Mini Freight > use the noob ships!
Mini Freight > but... they won't fit!
Mini Freight > we are minmatar, make it fit!
Mini Freight > lulz
Commander Featherfall > repackage them... again
Mini Freight > hahaha
Mini Freight > can u imagine a malestrom shooting kamikaze reapers out of it's guns?
Ember Talon > that projectile has a thruster and a warp drive! BEHOLD!!! antimatter projectile ammo
Mini Freight > lolo0lool
Mini Freight > they put them all on overheat!!!
Mini Freight > omg!!!
Commander Featherfall > even with volunteer noob pilots its still considered a dumbfire weapon
Mini Freight > 1400MM plate and a MWD on a reaper AHHHH!!!
Ember Talon > hey it helps keep the noob populatioin in check
Ember Talon > im all for it
Mini Freight > lol
Mini Freight > perfect use for trial accounts
Mini Freight > ammunition
<Jon> i trained amarr simply to get the sex
<thewizkid> Jon: i try to imagine somebody in a bar trying to score on a chick with saying, hey honey, is that guy boring you? take me, i am amarr
<thewizkid> Jon: i try to imagine somebody in a bar trying to score on a chick with saying, hey honey, is that guy boring you? take me, i am amarr
Solvita > so I carried fuel to 8-4 in the JF
Solvita > moved to my itty 5 to transport to various POSes
Solvita > the was messing with the POS shields and somehow the Rhea got launched immediately out of hte POS shields
Solvita > it was off grid in under a second
Solvita > it took nearly 6 minutes to get a scan ship into system and scanned down
Solvita > when we found it it was STILL doing 4500 m/s
Solvita > it took two or three tries to get ahead of it in an interceptor so I could warp to him and board the JF as it went by
Solvita > at which time it was going a mere 1500 m/s
Tiggerman > I have a song dedicated to Solv
Where, o where did my Rhea go,
Why did it leave at the POS all alone,
I searched the System over thought I found true love,
I clicked the wrong setting and now she is gone
Solvita > moved to my itty 5 to transport to various POSes
Solvita > the was messing with the POS shields and somehow the Rhea got launched immediately out of hte POS shields
Solvita > it was off grid in under a second
Solvita > it took nearly 6 minutes to get a scan ship into system and scanned down
Solvita > when we found it it was STILL doing 4500 m/s
Solvita > it took two or three tries to get ahead of it in an interceptor so I could warp to him and board the JF as it went by
Solvita > at which time it was going a mere 1500 m/s
Tiggerman > I have a song dedicated to Solv
Where, o where did my Rhea go,
Why did it leave at the POS all alone,
I searched the System over thought I found true love,
I clicked the wrong setting and now she is gone
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