Stitcher > I think there's an ad campaign there
Stitcher > "NBSI: good for your blood pressure"
Stitcher > "NBSI: Won't kill you, just the other guy"
Stitcher > "NBSI: 'neutral? what neutral?"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: When you just gotta kill every motherfucker that gets in your way."
Stitcher > "NBSI: You know it makes sense"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: You won't believe it's not sex."
Stitcher > "NBSI: because who'll protect your carebears if you don't?
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI. Protect the poor asteroids. Kill the neutral carebears."
Stitcher > "NBSI: shuttles count, right?"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NSBI: Because tears are sweeter if they're angry tears."
Stitcher > "NBSI: Smoke a neutral before you go to work"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: Because you're worth it. Their cargo, that is."
Stitcher > "NBSI: You kids get off m'dang lawn!"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: What's a 'red'?"
Stitcher > "NBSI: lol, nerds."
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: Someone's going to get raped again."
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: Because ideologies only go so far."
Stitcher > "NBSI: Thank you for paying our border toll"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: Would you like to ride the pod express?"
Stitcher > "NBSI: You can't say we didn't warn you."
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: I'll trade you some phased plasma for that cargo."
Nalesh > "NBSI: Warnings, what's that?"
Stitcher > "NBSI: Which part of "shoot" did you not understand?"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: Shotgun diplomacy, because it's simply funnier."
Stitcher > "NBSI: Contact a diplo when you wake up, okay?"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: U MAD?"
Stitcher > "NBSI: this is all your fault, you know."
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: Because NRDS means :effort:"
Nalesh > "NBSI: Charon, what's that? I only see a pinata"
Stitcher > "NBSI: Man, get to steppin'"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: Because mining in eve means waiting for someone to mine it, then take it from them."
Stitcher > "NBSI: This is the funvee. the humdrumvee is over there."
Nalesh > "NBSI: I'm totally mining! Pulse lasers on a hulk still gives ore!"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: I hope you have insurance."
Stitcher > "NBSI: Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again."
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: ALWAYS HAPPY! ALL THE TIME!"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: Because someone's got to be the target of your impotent wrath."
Stitcher > "NBSI: hi. bye!"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: Leggo my eggo!"
Stitcher > "NBSI: good for your blood pressure"
Stitcher > "NBSI: Won't kill you, just the other guy"
Stitcher > "NBSI: 'neutral? what neutral?"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: When you just gotta kill every motherfucker that gets in your way."
Stitcher > "NBSI: You know it makes sense"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: You won't believe it's not sex."
Stitcher > "NBSI: because who'll protect your carebears if you don't?
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI. Protect the poor asteroids. Kill the neutral carebears."
Stitcher > "NBSI: shuttles count, right?"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NSBI: Because tears are sweeter if they're angry tears."
Stitcher > "NBSI: Smoke a neutral before you go to work"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: Because you're worth it. Their cargo, that is."
Stitcher > "NBSI: You kids get off m'dang lawn!"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: What's a 'red'?"
Stitcher > "NBSI: lol, nerds."
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: Someone's going to get raped again."
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: Because ideologies only go so far."
Stitcher > "NBSI: Thank you for paying our border toll"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: Would you like to ride the pod express?"
Stitcher > "NBSI: You can't say we didn't warn you."
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: I'll trade you some phased plasma for that cargo."
Nalesh > "NBSI: Warnings, what's that?"
Stitcher > "NBSI: Which part of "shoot" did you not understand?"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: Shotgun diplomacy, because it's simply funnier."
Stitcher > "NBSI: Contact a diplo when you wake up, okay?"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: U MAD?"
Stitcher > "NBSI: this is all your fault, you know."
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: Because NRDS means :effort:"
Nalesh > "NBSI: Charon, what's that? I only see a pinata"
Stitcher > "NBSI: Man, get to steppin'"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: Because mining in eve means waiting for someone to mine it, then take it from them."
Stitcher > "NBSI: This is the funvee. the humdrumvee is over there."
Nalesh > "NBSI: I'm totally mining! Pulse lasers on a hulk still gives ore!"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: I hope you have insurance."
Stitcher > "NBSI: Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again."
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: ALWAYS HAPPY! ALL THE TIME!"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: Because someone's got to be the target of your impotent wrath."
Stitcher > "NBSI: hi. bye!"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: Leggo my eggo!"
Scordaf > Can someone explain to me when loose became lose?
Scordaf > All I farken read this days is loose this and loose that.
Scordaf > It makes me want to emorage.
AdmiralDovolski > it makes me loose my mind
Scordaf > Exactly
Scordaf > WAIT WTF
Scordaf > OMG
Scordaf > All I farken read this days is loose this and loose that.
Scordaf > It makes me want to emorage.
AdmiralDovolski > it makes me loose my mind
Scordaf > Exactly
Scordaf > WAIT WTF
Scordaf > OMG
<@Viceroy> btw
<@Viceroy> lol @ amarr emperor getting killed
<@Viceroy> :*
<@Viceroy> I actually looked for it on bbc news a second ago
<@Viceroy> then i realized how stupid that was
<@Viceroy> lol @ amarr emperor getting killed
<@Viceroy> :*
<@Viceroy> I actually looked for it on bbc news a second ago
<@Viceroy> then i realized how stupid that was
TSX01 > so overall, its beneficailly to mimator yes?
Draxess > yes thats it
onovono > who are mimator? new race?
Mackenzie Macabre > it's a cross between minmatar and minotaurs
onovono > OOOO
onovono > i like
Mackenzie Macabre > horns are mandatory
Mackenzie Macabre > /emote moos
onovono > dinosaur-shaped ships
Draxess > fantasy?!?!?
Draxess > really? dude..
onovono > the dude abides
Draxess > yes thats it
onovono > who are mimator? new race?
Mackenzie Macabre > it's a cross between minmatar and minotaurs
onovono > OOOO
onovono > i like
Mackenzie Macabre > horns are mandatory
Mackenzie Macabre > /emote moos
onovono > dinosaur-shaped ships
Draxess > fantasy?!?!?
Draxess > really? dude..
onovono > the dude abides
Ava Starfire > why the hell do i keep warping SIDEWAYS
darth valak > are you a flounder?
darth valak > are you a flounder?
Zilverpine > 22:09:06 Combat Group of 800mm Repeating Artillery II hit Imperial Navy Delta II Support Frigate Wreck <OBSD>(Amarr Small Wreck) for 1854 damage*facepalm* >.<
Zelazny Harper > minmatar in disguise ?
Zilverpine > nono, im open minmatar ^^
Zelazny Harper > good
Zelazny Harper > now can i borrow a roll of ducttape ?
Zilverpine > i use chewinggum these days :o
Zelazny Harper > ooh fancy
Zelazny Harper > T2 minny ship then i assume :P
Zilverpine > yeah!
Zilverpine > purple bubbles!
Zelazny Harper > aha i have figured out what exact ship then :P
Zelazny Harper > Broadsword :P
Zilverpine > lol xD
Zelazny Harper > didnt know that was how minny made dictor bubbles thou...
Zelazny Harper > makes sense in the end
Zelazny Harper > minmatar in disguise ?
Zilverpine > nono, im open minmatar ^^
Zelazny Harper > good
Zelazny Harper > now can i borrow a roll of ducttape ?
Zilverpine > i use chewinggum these days :o
Zelazny Harper > ooh fancy
Zelazny Harper > T2 minny ship then i assume :P
Zilverpine > yeah!
Zilverpine > purple bubbles!
Zelazny Harper > aha i have figured out what exact ship then :P
Zelazny Harper > Broadsword :P
Zilverpine > lol xD
Zelazny Harper > didnt know that was how minny made dictor bubbles thou...
Zelazny Harper > makes sense in the end
Soljr > i am coming 2 kill u.
Meridie > Killing? :(
Meridie > I don't know if I should call a doctor or my mom
Soljr > Call your dry cleaner
Meridie > Killing? :(
Meridie > I don't know if I should call a doctor or my mom
Soljr > Call your dry cleaner
Shadow XII > You can have mine for 100m, but you have to come get it.
Zouga > where?
Shadow XII > Ukkalen
Zouga > thats 32 jumps
Shadow XII > Which saves you 20+mil
===NINETY MNUTES LATER===
Zouga > put the hulk in and accept trade plz
Zouga > wtf? whyd you cancel
Shadow XII > I lied. No Hulk for you. Enjoy your 32 jumps home.
Zouga > where?
Shadow XII > Ukkalen
Zouga > thats 32 jumps
Shadow XII > Which saves you 20+mil
===NINETY MNUTES LATER===
Zouga > put the hulk in and accept trade plz
Zouga > wtf? whyd you cancel
Shadow XII > I lied. No Hulk for you. Enjoy your 32 jumps home.
monkiboi > i was taking some secure cans down to 0.0 mining recently and got to a gate with a load of abandoned drones. i remember thinking "pity i don't have the space to pick up those drones"...
monkiboi > when i should have been thinking "i wonder what's on the other side of the gate"
kyrans > lol
monkiboi > turned out to be m0o
monkiboi > when i should have been thinking "i wonder what's on the other side of the gate"
kyrans > lol
monkiboi > turned out to be m0o
<WolfgangH> Womens shops are always fun except when the gf tries to embaress you going "omg youd look good in that elephant thong"