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FT Cold> Don't blow up the brothel there are many good exotic dancers in there!
FT Kirk> They'll soon be floating in a cargo container, but at least they'll have a better chance of getting picked up than the refugees...
FT Cold> True.
Nemesor > price check on price check on armor Kenetic Hardener IIs
Atandros > That price check will cost you 1M ISK.
Aeaus > 10M lowest price
Atandros > See, he asks 10M to do a simple price check. Outrageous
Ratzap > Heh, if I look out the window there's 6 inches of a black tail sticking out of a bush 8) Cat lurking without due consideration
Hellspawn01 > hehehe
Hellspawn01 > a friend of mine has a orange cat and when its walking around the small table in the living room, you can only see the tail above the plate which always reminds me about the white shark movie :)
Ratzap > He he, yeah. The coffee table effect
Steelhound > Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the living room...
Hellspawn01 > hahaha
Ratzap > duh duh, duh duh
Batilda: man, fuck RL
Lake: I am pretty confident the main point of RL is, in fact, to fuck.
ragman1 > your corp member just agres in dnr
Anslo > Hello sir. We're members of the Scope's deep combat expeditionary unit. How are you doing today?
ragman1 >Scope Works just fired on a member of the YF
Anslo > We are investigating alleged claims of Yulai Federation actions against members of the Amarr royal family. The 'attack' was an aggressive investigative technique. Please do not brand it as anything else.
ragman1 > tell Scope Works to stand down or your corp will become red
Anslo > Sir, we are attempting to obtain a statement regarding the buggery of the Amarr royal family. Military actions against journalistic organizations is frowned upon. We simply want a statement
Anslo > THE PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW
ragman1 > they fired on Lugherty
ragman1 > he was minning
Anslo > Lugherty was one of our interviewee's. We can assure you he was not mining. We simply wanted a statement and proceeded to agress our Journalism Vessels with grossly out of season shoes.
Anslo > Fashion is very important to the Gallente, you know.
ragman1 > WTF does that mean ?
ragman1 > this is nrds space your corp members are playing in
Anslo > It means you need to ensure your employees are kept up to code on proper fashion protocol. Why I never experienced such offensive fronts to haute coutre.
Anslo > We simply wanted a statement confirming or denying rumors that Yulai Federation Leadership was involved in a mass orgy with the Empress of Amarr. That's all.
ragman1 > one more time im going to ask you to leave yf space in ten min ore we will turn you red
Anslo > WE JUST WANT A STATEMENT SIR THAT'S ALL WE ASK. IS IT TRUE YOU GIGGIDIED THE EMPRESS' GASHMOYGAN WITH YOUR DIGGIGLY?
Anslo > THE PEOPLE HAVE A RIGHT TO KNOW!!
Futuristic Eagle > I just caught my dad masturbating over porn
Curse VonPilgrim > and then u decided to share with us
Siphaanu > was it good porn?
Blake Zacary > was it your porn or his own
Futuristic Eagle > Right now, Im more glad of not entering a room then any other occasion in my life.
Futuristic Eagle > This is the same day I found a used condom lying around after he hasnt had a girl over for ages
Gixxer 1000 > lol
Curse VonPilgrim > to much info
Blake Zacary > do you ever leave your gf alone with him ?
KillahB > dude
Curse VonPilgrim > hes got a bf lol
Gixxer 1000 > ouch!
KillahB > or
KillahB > does your bum hurt ?
Gixxer 1000 > Foster's, Australian for beer!
Curse VonPilgrim > Killaaaa EEEWWWWWW
Futuristic Eagle > I haven't introduced my GF to my Dad, and I dont think I will now.
KillahB > lol
Jenina Hawke > Killahs question was kind of relevant :p
Blake Zacary > I can just picture your face when he 'shakes hands' with her
Gixxer 1000 > If she's hot, then he's probably already spanked a few off to her.
Futuristic Eagle > xD
KillahB > cmon
KillahB > dont see hats wrong wth him masturbating to porn
KillahB > its more than natural
Futuristic Eagle > It is wrong when your 17 year old son catches you
Futuristic Eagle > And no, my ass does not hurt :S
Gixxer 1000 > I'm getting ready to throw on off myself over Eagle's GF.
Jenina Hawke > I think it is the "it's a dad, they are not supposed to have sexual fantasies" problem
Siphaanu > quite oppposite, you should learn from your old man
Curse VonPilgrim > hahaha
Futuristic Eagle > I dont want to
Blake Zacary > well like they say , you can beat an egg , you can even beat your enemies but you can't beat a good wank !
Gixxer 1000 > lol
Futuristic Eagle > Im gonna go throw up now, BRB.
Gixxer 1000 > Be careful to use the "right" towel!
Blake Zacary > something about mary came to mind
damascus352 > [recruitment ad]
worldlimits > ^have to be autistic
worldlimits > recruitment requirement
Quelaag Kautsuo > CHECK
damascus352 > pooo
Dairy Product > is that a checked privilege?
damascus352 > It's bestowed upon ye after acceptance
Dairy Product > privilege, poo, or autism?
worldlimits > all three
damascus352 > All 3
Dairy Product > wow
Dairy Product > where do i sign?
damascus352 > Baptism by excretion
damascus352 > In the urine puddle
Aran Makor > Eridu's sisters drone bay is 25m3, cuz i park my heavy drone in there every night
Theo|work > there is a can in there that says dread stuff
Insuperable > yeah, theres 3 cans
Insuperable > I cant open them
Dobbs > try a can opener
boulette > marko you need a dictor?
Marko Debreault > no?
Marko Debreault > I mean, sure?
boulette > yes!
Marko Debreault > like a fish needs a bicycle, baby
boulette > i know you do
boulette > you would be suprise marko fishes like to bicycle :P
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