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Broomhilde > anyone one that can answer a few dumb PI questions?
Spork Witch > broom: don't ask to ask
Broomhilde > dont ask to ask?
Jericho D'Angel > just ask what you want answered
Spork Witch > broom: just ask the question, if someone knows, they'll answer, if they don't, they won't
Spork Witch > broom: but asking to ask just takes up space and annoys people
Broomhilde > youd be surprised how little seems to be known about PI, so thought Id save some time
Spork Witch > broom: ironically, you've wasted more time and text by asking to ask, than by simply asking your question
Jericho D'Angel > and what happened to not answering if you din't know answer?
Spork Witch > jericho: you don't answer if you don't know the answer. i didn't say anything about when we don't even know the question
Broomhilde > Spork, no I hvnt, i got the answer I thought Id get. No affirmatives which means no one here knows diddly about PI, moving on. Ill chk the PI channel.
Hunin Ravensong > BROOM, QUIT BEING A NIT-PICKY LITTLE BITCH AND JUST ASK THE GOD-DAMNED QUESTION
Hunin Ravensong > Yes, I know about PI, and have been waiting for your question for 15 minutes now
Galleim Hartook > while we're on spoilers, Vader is Luke's dad.
Druadan > yes! that reminds me... when we went to see Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, we got in for a 6pm showing while everyone was lunching about after work.
Druadan > so when we came out there was this massive queue, four people wide, of folk being fed into the various cinematoriums showing the film.
Druadan > as we walked by them to get out, I turn to one of my mates and say, as loud as possible, "I can't believe Darth Vader was Indy's dad!"
Amia Valiente > a cinematorium... is that like a crematorium?
Druadan > yeah, but it's air conditioned... and there's no fire. I just didn't think auditorium accurately described the big room you sit in to watch a movie.
Michus Danether > they should make cinemas that are a combination of cinematorium and crematorium, so people sit there and watch the movie, and then you burn them.
Kal Omen > they already did that, and they called it the holocaust.
Druadan > when the surviving movie-goers end up running the Wall Street Journal and the national banks, I'll be more inclined to believe you.
Michus Danether > actually they did already do my idea; they called it The Happening, by M. Knight Shyamalan
<Sokhar> fuck you
<RAL> ASL?
Taya Dentano > but you dont have a penis just yet XP
Duckeye > not circumsized huh
Magical Hippy > yes silacon and lead
Taya Dentano > welcome to being ken doll actualy
Duckeye > oh, great
Taya Dentano > jeez relax I have like 4 penises I can give you
Vanzer > Anata no koudai chichi desu.
Davion Vrynn > Surely I got this wrong
Davion Vrynn > Did you just ask me if I had boobs?
Vanzer > haha! close.... as far as i know.... I just said "you have huge tits."
Davion Vrynn > Uhh, thanks?
Richard Mnemonic > what are you guys drinking/smoking and can I have some ;-)
john malikhi > no
john malikhi > club members only
Ro' LoPok > im high on techno
john malikhi > ^-^
Princess Beefcurtains > vino, and not unless you're insanely good looking
Ro' LoPok > o
Ro' LoPok > o//
Silvath > Good Work Batman!
Princess Beefcurtains > who you calling batman? his name is Wondertrousers!
Silvath > hehe
Silvath > right
Richard Mnemonic > hmm, with the amounth of vino you have you probably think that everybody is insane good looking
Princess Beefcurtains > his best skill is being able to spear gl women with his rod of power
Ro' LoPok > Bow Chic a BowwoW
Princess Beefcurtains > lol, vino just makes me more selective
Richard Mnemonic > hmm, hate that in a woman ;-)
Princess Beefcurtains > its darkness that makes everyoe look like adonis you noob
Richard Mnemonic > I'm not that interested in an "adonis" honey
Princess Beefcurtains > lights out = everyone is stunning... unless you cant find them or you keep bumping into them when you are walking away from them
anister > shoulda heard her moan
anister > wrong chann :|
anister > fuck...
<valion> The eve cluster is composed of a large number of cats. Several have wandered off.
Azia Burgi > hello corp
Joseph Schmoe > Hi Azia
Azia Burgi > its been john peel evening
Azia Burgi > i'm really drunjk
Azia Burgi > red wine + great radio = the best time ever
Azia Burgi > LONG LIVE JOHN PEEL
Azia Burgi > /emote sways slightly
Azia Burgi > guess what time i have to be in uni
Azia Burgi > 9:!5am
Azia Burgi > *9:15am
Azia Burgi > guess when i stopped drinking
Azia Burgi > 20mins ago
Azia Burgi > you could say i'm a bit wankered
Joseph Schmoe > /emote sneakily hides the keys to Azias MWD
Yllse > morning's gonna hurt
Azia Burgi > morning is for n00bs...
Azia Burgi > :S
Yllse > lol
Psy Corp > wow in pvp is like the woman you want for one night stands and eve is like the woman you want to fuck everynight for the rest of your life :P
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