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Captain Thrawn > 2004.12.06 02:49:23 combat Your Focused Medium Pulse Laser 1 perfectly strikes Centii Servant, wrecking for 149.2 damage.
Captain Thrawn > killed him in one shot
FPF AJTK > sweet
Razaekel > ?
FPF AJTK > instapop frigates
Razaekel > :-P
FPF AJTK > jus add tachyons
ezraniel > I never use DOT's in my sentences in eve
ezraniel > unless they are big / multiline
Bob Bigman > I always mean too, but you know...
Bob Bigman > booze.
Hikari Okane > glompparty o/
Hikari Okane > /emote running glomps Impius
Antarisa > Hmmm.. I wonder if any diseases are passed via glomping...
Hikari Okane > Side effects of glomp may include: Increased cartoon watching, facination with collecting completely useless things, sprouting of cat ears and a tail, repetition of the word 'desu', and an irresistable urge to argue that subbing is better than dubbing
Shi Xia > Kermit how's miss piggy these days? she still doing that pids in space bit?
Kermit Frogly > yeah
Kermit Frogly > only problem, the bacon smell
Shi Xia > hehehe, mmmm bacon
Kermit Frogly > She doesnt say much these days though
Kermit Frogly > Has a frog in her throat
Shi Xia > o.0
Kermit Frogly > lol
Kermit Frogly > :D
Shi Xia > or perhaps she feeling a truffle under the weather
Kermit Frogly > perhaps
Kermit Frogly > she was always a bit hammy though
Kermit Frogly > until I smacked her in the chops
Shi Xia > lol
Shi Xia > but recently I saw her in a movie, she was kind of a boar to be honest
Kermit Frogly > she was probably hogging the camera
Shi Xia > what a friggen pig
Kermit Frogly > yeah
Kermit Frogly > should see the slop she tries to feed me
Shi Xia > hehehe
Shi Xia > when will it end?
Kermit Frogly > soon I hope
Kermit Frogly > lol
Father Goose > Probably in the fryer
Kermit Frogly > This should go on omgrawr
Kermit Frogly > at least she brings home the bacon
Shi Xia > yeah now your livin high off the hog
Kermit Frogly > rofl
Shi Xia > just think when she passes away you can start a sporting goods store and eat pork rinds for a yeart
Kermit Frogly > hey!
Kermit Frogly > I love pork rinds
Kermit Frogly > But when she dies I'll never eat pork again
* Sprak slaps dmZ around a bit with a large trout
<Sprak> back to your bagette
<dmZ> my baguette is here and needs some attention!
<The_Vince> with garlic sause
<dmZ> you want some of my garlic sauce ?
<dmZ> i'd be happy to feed you with it!
<dmZ> YEAH, I WENT THERE
<The_Vince> lol
<Sprak> lol
<bUBbLeS> dmz fed sprak and vince some of his "speshul garlic sause" from his "bagette" ?
<bUBbLeS> you guys need to get a room for your 3 way bukake action
jih chop > I align to station
jih chop > look at my cap
jih chop > I have almosts none (meant to cycle shield booster - forgot to turn it off)
jih chop > so I can't jump
jih chop > I MUST warp
jih chop > now
jih chop > when I get to an anomolie, the first thing I do is align my ship to the station
jih chop > then stop the engines and launch sentries
jih chop > so i'm already aligned,
jih chop > I just need to get up to ¾ speed to warp
jih chop > Oh Crap!
jih chop > I forgot to pull my drones!
jih chop > I pull me drones
jih chop > and at the last second they fire one last volley
jih chop > killing the BS and clearing that wave
jih chop > a new wave spawns
jih chop > and the frigs web me
jih chop > and I instawarp to the station!
jih chop > The End
jih chop > True Story!
WooterX2 > i knew it, i get off the computer for 10 min and Jih starts talkin to himself
WooterX2 > alot
WooterX2 > that is a good story
WooterX2 > lol
jih chop > it was awesome!
jih chop > I am so deeply loved by all in EVE
jih chop > that even the <i>rats</i> fight to save me!
Skirge > You know the first member DEFY ever had was a guy named DiaperBaby.
Skirge > Was a great guy, kept me informed about what happened on the forums and was nearly always online.
Skirge > Unfortunately one night he was talking to me on ventrilo while eating his lunch; the problem with that was that he was also working on his computer.
Skirge > Yes, he was talking to me on ventrilo, while eating, and had the case open on his computer working on it.
Skirge > Mid sentence on Ventrilo he suddenly goes offline from EVE, Vent, and MSN.
Skirge > He never came online again and I've always assumed the worst.
Liefly > its like there are only 2 ppl in jita.. me and the scammer guy with 1007 alts...
Vin Hellsing > Oh yeah. I can't use Ventrilo, by the way.
Yuki Li > that's utter failure
Vin Hellsing > I'm deaf, you idiot.
Liam Spikes > and on what ships do I use my sensor dampeners?
Ogron > the one's locking you :)
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