<ulf-phone> Roll back the foreskin of ignorance...
<ulf-phone> And apply the wirebrush of enlightenment
<Ciarente> Ulf, that made *me* cross my legs.
<Ciarente> And I'm a girl.
<ulf-phone> And apply the wirebrush of enlightenment
<Ciarente> Ulf, that made *me* cross my legs.
<Ciarente> And I'm a girl.
SFX Bladerunner > Listen to your heart, when he's calling for you.. listen to your heart, there's nothing else you can do *sings along*
Hellspawn01 > STOP SINGING!
SFX Bladerunner > MAKE ME >:D
* Hellspawn01 stabs sfx
* SFX Bladerunner ignores the blood running from his body and keeps on sining >.<
SFX Bladerunner > singing*
* Hellspawn01 pushs sebs cork into sfx´ mouth
SFX Bladerunner > :-|
Hellspawn01 > silence :)
Hellspawn01 > STOP SINGING!
SFX Bladerunner > MAKE ME >:D
* Hellspawn01 stabs sfx
* SFX Bladerunner ignores the blood running from his body and keeps on sining >.<
SFX Bladerunner > singing*
* Hellspawn01 pushs sebs cork into sfx´ mouth
SFX Bladerunner > :-|
Hellspawn01 > silence :)
<Oblivionix> ok hypotetical question: If Oveur comes into Jita dressed in Borat's swimming suit, how much will local drop?
Henry Fredyericus > darn..you got the gallente cruiser at level 5 already ?
Bartop > yes, I trained it when I was away on a job last year
Bartop > It's nice like that, none of the boring wait; just set training, go away to the sun for a few weeks and come back to completed skills
Henry Fredyericus > yeah :)
Bartop > of course it does mean training wifey to change skills at the right time, but thats not too hars
Bartop > hard
Henry Fredyericus > marriage command at level 3
Henry Fredyericus > atleast
Bartop > lol, maybe 2 ;~}
Henry Fredyericus > heh heh depends on the targets sensor strenght :)
Henry Fredyericus > I still have 29 days left for the cruiser
Bartop > it's a matter of keeping the faction standing fairly high, must keep doing the wife missions, that way you can spend the lp on nights in the pub and skill changeing
Bartop > yes, I trained it when I was away on a job last year
Bartop > It's nice like that, none of the boring wait; just set training, go away to the sun for a few weeks and come back to completed skills
Henry Fredyericus > yeah :)
Bartop > of course it does mean training wifey to change skills at the right time, but thats not too hars
Bartop > hard
Henry Fredyericus > marriage command at level 3
Henry Fredyericus > atleast
Bartop > lol, maybe 2 ;~}
Henry Fredyericus > heh heh depends on the targets sensor strenght :)
Henry Fredyericus > I still have 29 days left for the cruiser
Bartop > it's a matter of keeping the faction standing fairly high, must keep doing the wife missions, that way you can spend the lp on nights in the pub and skill changeing
<wizzard66> oi
<wizzard66> talk to mrs wizz about aiming
<wizzard66> one day she put a sticker of a fly into the toiletbowl
<wizzard66> and indeed it worked, i peed right on the fly
<wizzard66> unluckily, i did it after hitting the ceiling first
<Spoofe> haha xD
<Lazifax> ahahahahha
<wizzard66> talk to mrs wizz about aiming
<wizzard66> one day she put a sticker of a fly into the toiletbowl
<wizzard66> and indeed it worked, i peed right on the fly
<wizzard66> unluckily, i did it after hitting the ceiling first
<Spoofe> haha xD
<Lazifax> ahahahahha
Dearnen > Hey! I turned 32 an hour ago. My how the time flies... Ugh, I feel old.
Michaelchi > hehe
Tsung XL > dearnen's really 12, but dont tell anyone ;-)
Dearnen > I need a woman.
Frellin > Ok, Dearnen. Time to sleep it off
Tsung XL > join the club
Dearnen > I mean, since we can't reach the crokite...
Jeremor Dianrius > Go get married already! =)
Tsung XL > lol
Dearnen > I tried, man! She said no. I knew I should have found out her name...
Poundrock > happy birthday!!!
Dearnen > Thank you
Tsung XL > dearnen, did you try using the strip miner on her?
Kazoki Zocore > .me giggles
Annika Paige > Happy Birthday Dearnen
Dearnen > No, I didn't get anywhere near the asteroid belt.
Dearnen > I wasn't in the same system, to be honest.
Jeremor Dianrius > Not even the outer belts?
Jeremor Dianrius > Damn.
Tsung XL > she put the bubble up?
Tsung XL > near the gate, to keep u from getting into her belts?
Jeremor Dianrius > Maybe she had a friend with an interdictor.
Kazoki Zocore > /emote finds this oddly disturbing
Dearnen > She bubbled the whole constellation.
Jeremor Dianrius > You see it all the time.
Dearnen > The heavenly body was enticing, but there was no access.
Dearnen > The gate was closed and locked.
Jeremor Dianrius > Sounds like you need a Jumpdrive.
Annika Paige > Hey just be happy she didn't warp scramble you =)
Dearnen > Well, I wanted to set up a cynosaurial field...
Annika Paige > sounds like you have the herp lol
Tsung XL > and this kids *points up* is why we're playing eve on a saturday night
Jeremor Dianrius > Meh, I was out earlier. =)
Dearnen > I guess I'll keep the Brutix in station until the next time for some PvP arises.
Michaelchi > hehe
Tsung XL > dearnen's really 12, but dont tell anyone ;-)
Dearnen > I need a woman.
Frellin > Ok, Dearnen. Time to sleep it off
Tsung XL > join the club
Dearnen > I mean, since we can't reach the crokite...
Jeremor Dianrius > Go get married already! =)
Tsung XL > lol
Dearnen > I tried, man! She said no. I knew I should have found out her name...
Poundrock > happy birthday!!!
Dearnen > Thank you
Tsung XL > dearnen, did you try using the strip miner on her?
Kazoki Zocore > .me giggles
Annika Paige > Happy Birthday Dearnen
Dearnen > No, I didn't get anywhere near the asteroid belt.
Dearnen > I wasn't in the same system, to be honest.
Jeremor Dianrius > Not even the outer belts?
Jeremor Dianrius > Damn.
Tsung XL > she put the bubble up?
Tsung XL > near the gate, to keep u from getting into her belts?
Jeremor Dianrius > Maybe she had a friend with an interdictor.
Kazoki Zocore > /emote finds this oddly disturbing
Dearnen > She bubbled the whole constellation.
Jeremor Dianrius > You see it all the time.
Dearnen > The heavenly body was enticing, but there was no access.
Dearnen > The gate was closed and locked.
Jeremor Dianrius > Sounds like you need a Jumpdrive.
Annika Paige > Hey just be happy she didn't warp scramble you =)
Dearnen > Well, I wanted to set up a cynosaurial field...
Annika Paige > sounds like you have the herp lol
Tsung XL > and this kids *points up* is why we're playing eve on a saturday night
Jeremor Dianrius > Meh, I was out earlier. =)
Dearnen > I guess I'll keep the Brutix in station until the next time for some PvP arises.
Dryr Lint > Scamming people out of their money: Send me your money so I can have it.
Lorkin Desal > ok
Lorkin Desal > how much do you want?
Dryr Lint > All of it
Lorkin Desal > all 237 billion of it?
Lorkin Desal > what the hell would you spend it on :P
Dryr Lint > You can send 1 billion if you want, I would accept that
Dryr Lint > I just want to spend it on stuff for WHing
Lorkin Desal > nah i'm ok thanks
Dryr Lint > Come on I'm offering to scam you for free
Dryr Lint > yes, finally I have successfully scammed someone!
Lorkin Desal > ok
Lorkin Desal > how much do you want?
Dryr Lint > All of it
Lorkin Desal > all 237 billion of it?
Lorkin Desal > what the hell would you spend it on :P
Dryr Lint > You can send 1 billion if you want, I would accept that
Dryr Lint > I just want to spend it on stuff for WHing
Lorkin Desal > nah i'm ok thanks
Dryr Lint > Come on I'm offering to scam you for free
Dryr Lint > yes, finally I have successfully scammed someone!
Quinn Oron > Yes, VOIP is a wonderful technology.
Quinn Oron > Just the other day I was talking on Mumble, when everyone heard a high pitch shriek come from my mic.
Quinn Oron > I blamed it on poor drivers, but I had actually knocked a chip packet off my desk and squashed my balls trying to catch it with my knees.
Quinn Oron > Totally got away with it.
Quinn Oron > Just the other day I was talking on Mumble, when everyone heard a high pitch shriek come from my mic.
Quinn Oron > I blamed it on poor drivers, but I had actually knocked a chip packet off my desk and squashed my balls trying to catch it with my knees.
Quinn Oron > Totally got away with it.
crowclaw melthian > hey when is it that the stations open for walking around.?
crowclaw melthian > should be fun if you can bitch slap hostiles in stations :)
Iron Jaw > would make things rather personal if you could kick somone in the balls before undocking and blowing up their BC
crowclaw melthian > should be fun if you can bitch slap hostiles in stations :)
Iron Jaw > would make things rather personal if you could kick somone in the balls before undocking and blowing up their BC
Azia Burgi > it might be the sexiest thing on the planet but if it takes a degree to figure out how to put it on i really cba
Kyp13 > i agree with that too
Kyp13 > that's why they have dressing rooms
Kyp13 > if a guy can figure out how to put it on a woman can no problem
Azia Burgi > /emote blinks a few times
Azia Burgi > did kyp just say what i think he said?
suoidet ahcrin > if a guy takes them for a test run there is something there that needs examining
Devlin Fox > lol
Kyp13 > hey, i've gone into women's dressing rooms in the mall and tried on women's clothes before.....granted they were for a friend and i was with a group of girls that wanted to know how it would fit her, and i was the only one with her waist size in the gro
Kyp13 > group...
Azia Burgi > ....
Devlin Fox > okay.........
Azia Burgi > you realise i have omgrawr open on "add quote" right?
Kyp13 > i agree with that too
Kyp13 > that's why they have dressing rooms
Kyp13 > if a guy can figure out how to put it on a woman can no problem
Azia Burgi > /emote blinks a few times
Azia Burgi > did kyp just say what i think he said?
suoidet ahcrin > if a guy takes them for a test run there is something there that needs examining
Devlin Fox > lol
Kyp13 > hey, i've gone into women's dressing rooms in the mall and tried on women's clothes before.....granted they were for a friend and i was with a group of girls that wanted to know how it would fit her, and i was the only one with her waist size in the gro
Kyp13 > group...
Azia Burgi > ....
Devlin Fox > okay.........
Azia Burgi > you realise i have omgrawr open on "add quote" right?