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Azia Burgi > oh bugger
Jay Marshall > o/
Azia Burgi > i just signed a job email "Azia"
Jay Marshall > O.o
Azia Burgi > oh well
Azia Burgi > didn't want that job anyway
JaegerNZ > Rawr
Caytlyn Rose > /emote huggles
Kowhai > huggles?
Caytlyn Rose > cross between a hug and a snuggle in a completely non sexual way
JaegerNZ > i can't do either of those i am a mean pirate hunting person, the cuddly eeyore toy on top of my PC does not change that
Termanator > Step out of the Frighter with your hands in the air and no one will get hurt !!!!!
Micrihael Smith > advantage of miners / fighters
Micrihael Smith > we can stay nourished!
Arocius > hehe, hisec miners at least
Arocius > parket in Itamo
Micrihael Smith > lol - you at a drive-thru in your Mackinaw???
Arocius > yes
Micrihael Smith > did you try to pull the waitress as she roller-skated your order over?
Arocius > tractor beam
Micrihael Smith > that smacks of desperation
Arocius > nah, she was already attracted to my large harvester
*Ghost Hunter spins camera around his widow > Why did I log in again..
Matariki Rain > Fun.
Matariki Rain > To gaze lovingly?
Salba > To listen to us throw a wet blanket over the entire human race.
*Ghost Hunter flat look > Do you want a face like mine looking lovingly at anything?
Matariki Rain > To gaze lovingly at your widow, Ghost.
Salba > ...
Matariki Rain > Which sounds rather perverse, actually.
Salba > Ghost staring lovingly at his widow.
gregory j > nice catch guys
Draycar Hazaran > Thank you sir. Lucky really. o/
gregory j > son running towards new white carpet with shit on his leg
gregory j > it was that or the arazu
The Snowman > getting into a corp is more about getting the recruiter into voice comm's and showing that you have a personality and not a dick
Arlene Aubaris > You phrased that wrong I think
Shadow XII > I used my Myrmidon
Sir Wolfgang > ya, but you use any weapons?
Shadow XII > Nope.
Shadow XII > See what I did is warped in, cruised around, had some tea, and they exploded due to my pure awesome.
Shadow XII > Of course I used weapons, what kind of idiot fucking question is that?
Edoo > escrow me your sister and i will trade you the deimos
Fast Eddie > Hmm..... I wonder how many Flying Monkeys actually constitutes a whole Legion, I mean, I wouldn't what to go "Behold my Flying Monkey Legion!" Only to be told it's just a Brigade...
Twista55 > they had a legion of flying monkeys in the wizard of oz
Fast Eddie > Yes, yes, but how many??
Pyrea Tanning > i dunno... lots?
Fast Eddie > Well, how about 5,000? Do we think that's enough for a Legion?
Pyrea Tanning > I reckon 5000 is fair
Fast Eddie > I mean sure, you have over 10,000 Monkeys you might as well just call it your Flying Monkey Army, no-one would quibble, but I only want a Legion.
Emeric Jadgoth > Roman Legions ran from 4200 to 6000,
Cool, I'll model them on the patterns of ancient Rome!
MrR9 > id wear this > http://www.annsummers.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/productdisplay_et!letc~ev!39326%7C%7Cet!letc~ev!10210%7C%7Cet!letc~ev!49159%7C%7C_40151_-1_10210_87605_10001_
Emeric Jadgoth > 10 cohorts to the legion, 6 centuries to a cohort, 80 men to a centuria and assorted auxilliaries
Fast Eddie > Getting the Baboons to mate with the Giant Fruitbats was the hardest part, I mean, I had to set up 'Dating in the Dark' 'In The Jungle' Special.... and that waaaaasn't easy, I'm telling you!
Emeric Jadgoth > you use the giant ribbon MrR9 wears?
Fast Eddie > Nah, turned out all I needed was to get the Fruitbats to smell of bananas, and, well, they're fruitbats.... all that work wasted.
Pyrea Tanning > Eddie, I am re-arranging my list of funniest things i've seen online
Twista55 > man im in such a good mood that i feel like working
Pyrea Tanning > and i think i've lost a lung
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