Tiberious Thessalonia > /emote staples self to floor.
Kybernetes Moros > What on earth
Kybernetes Moros > why are you stapling yourself to the floor
Tiberious Thessalonia > Because it is my wacky way of saying I hope I stay connected for more than five minutes this time
Kybernetes Moros > What on earth
Kybernetes Moros > why are you stapling yourself to the floor
Tiberious Thessalonia > Because it is my wacky way of saying I hope I stay connected for more than five minutes this time
Sterngauner > thats it, from now on every CCP employee has to pick up their paycheck from an office in Chicago inner city warehouse district ... at night ... alone .... in the rain!
Sterngauner > see how they like lowsec courier missions
Sterngauner > see how they like lowsec courier missions
Xiozor > The pure undiluted horror of what just happened to me I think has put her in the doghouse for a month at least.
Xiozor > When I say "Sure, do some scanning if you like." What I really mean is "Do some scanning, but maybe in my covops inside the carrier, Not in my fully loaded carrier when there are an arseload of pirates in local."
Xiozor > And especially "Don't shoot the obvious cyno bait ships, you fool"
Xiozor > Literally. I said to her "The fuck?" and she goes "Oops?"
Xiozor > When I say "Sure, do some scanning if you like." What I really mean is "Do some scanning, but maybe in my covops inside the carrier, Not in my fully loaded carrier when there are an arseload of pirates in local."
Xiozor > And especially "Don't shoot the obvious cyno bait ships, you fool"
Xiozor > Literally. I said to her "The fuck?" and she goes "Oops?"
Valrandir > so I was playing C&C tonight when I got a call on my cell
Valrandir > and I hear "There's a Nyx, Caracal, Nighthawk and scorp attacking our pos"
Valrandir > so all excited I login, jump clone, cyno etc
Valrandir > then I find out, the Nyx was actually an Onyx
Valrandir > Now I want more blood
Valrandir > and I hear "There's a Nyx, Caracal, Nighthawk and scorp attacking our pos"
Valrandir > so all excited I login, jump clone, cyno etc
Valrandir > then I find out, the Nyx was actually an Onyx
Valrandir > Now I want more blood
Prince Maximus > First time without implants in a long long time ... i feel naked
sid pr0vid3nce > maybe u are :P
Prince Maximus > we are not going to have cyber sex sid so don't even start
sid pr0vid3nce > :(
sid pr0vid3nce > maybe u are :P
Prince Maximus > we are not going to have cyber sex sid so don't even start
sid pr0vid3nce > :(
CHEGINKA > тут есть кто нибудь
Invader Zeem > Well, I guess so, but I don't really want a bicycle inserted there...
DisturbdGuy > and i'm sure the duck wouldn't appreciate it either
Invader Zeem > As long as it's not allergic to latex I don't see why not...
DisturbdGuy > what about the fact that rust is involved?
Invader Zeem > Standard for Matari, don't ya think? :P
DisturbdGuy > true enough. duct tape solves that
Invader Zeem > Oh dear, according to the translator I have available, he just swore at us :P
DisturbdGuy > what he say
*looks at bio...more Russian...female pic*
DisturbdGuy > she*? if the picture is accurate...either that or he's fond of drag
Invader Zeem > Well, I guess so, but I don't really want a bicycle inserted there...
DisturbdGuy > and i'm sure the duck wouldn't appreciate it either
Invader Zeem > As long as it's not allergic to latex I don't see why not...
DisturbdGuy > what about the fact that rust is involved?
Invader Zeem > Standard for Matari, don't ya think? :P
DisturbdGuy > true enough. duct tape solves that
Invader Zeem > Oh dear, according to the translator I have available, he just swore at us :P
DisturbdGuy > what he say
*looks at bio...more Russian...female pic*
DisturbdGuy > she*? if the picture is accurate...either that or he's fond of drag
mogwai > note to s,elf.... undockl is not log ouit
mogwai > awww foolk!!!
Geldefar > huh?
mogwai > gotr podded :s
mogwai > damm beeer ;(
mogwai > awww foolk!!!
Geldefar > huh?
mogwai > gotr podded :s
mogwai > damm beeer ;(
Ekon Bor> I think the monkey who was drawing my frames ran out of crayons :(
Imrik01 > after drednought what ship is next to get?
qasdfdsaq > reaper
Imrik01 > what class is thgat?
qasdfdsaq > reaper
Imrik01 > what class is thgat?
vibra101 Eyrou > how can be gf if yu loose xD
Nevin Dread > becasu gf means get fucked
vibra101 Eyrou > againts a vets xD
vibra101 Eyrou > oh thats betr gf
Jeremiah Hakoke > gf
Nevin Dread > becasu gf means get fucked
vibra101 Eyrou > againts a vets xD
vibra101 Eyrou > oh thats betr gf
Jeremiah Hakoke > gf