Shiana Soltek > we need an alliance or corp that creates missions for people to do
Aiyeeta Beaver > like Carthum Conglomerate?
Shiana Soltek > so that you arent just stuck with the ones CCP creates
Aiyeeta Beaver > oh, not CCP ones..
Aiyeeta Beaver > I can give you missions!
Aiyeeta Beaver > LISTEN UP YOU MAGGOTS, I'VE BEEN RUNNING FOR EXERCISE AND BOY ARE MY INNER THIGHS CHAPPED! I NEED YOU TO MOVE 500M3 OF LOTION TO MY HANGAR IN JITA AND RUB MY THIGHS UNTIL YOUR HANDS ARE NUMB!
Aiyeeta Beaver > like Carthum Conglomerate?
Shiana Soltek > so that you arent just stuck with the ones CCP creates
Aiyeeta Beaver > oh, not CCP ones..
Aiyeeta Beaver > I can give you missions!
Aiyeeta Beaver > LISTEN UP YOU MAGGOTS, I'VE BEEN RUNNING FOR EXERCISE AND BOY ARE MY INNER THIGHS CHAPPED! I NEED YOU TO MOVE 500M3 OF LOTION TO MY HANGAR IN JITA AND RUB MY THIGHS UNTIL YOUR HANDS ARE NUMB!
Fnasse > i can hear the geese in the distance here now
Con Man > cool
Fnasse > soon the cranes comes also
Weston McArthur > are they wild?
Fnasse > the geese?
Weston McArthur > yes
Fnasse > epy
Fnasse > yep
Weston McArthur > chase 'em then
Fnasse > can´t
Weston McArthur > pfft
Fnasse > we have laws there that protect them
Weston McArthur > you have laws against wild goose chases?
Fnasse > yep
Weston McArthur > hahaha
Weston McArthur > this is so omgrawr'ed
Con Man > cool
Fnasse > soon the cranes comes also
Weston McArthur > are they wild?
Fnasse > the geese?
Weston McArthur > yes
Fnasse > epy
Fnasse > yep
Weston McArthur > chase 'em then
Fnasse > can´t
Weston McArthur > pfft
Fnasse > we have laws there that protect them
Weston McArthur > you have laws against wild goose chases?
Fnasse > yep
Weston McArthur > hahaha
Weston McArthur > this is so omgrawr'ed
Yamamoto Genryusai > shield fleet looking for a Loki, anyone got one ? :P
smokiehopper > no but ive a raven that has issues and can pretend to be a loki
smokiehopper > no but ive a raven that has issues and can pretend to be a loki
Wounded Star > cant wait for ambulation... we can hang up mancs corpse next to sebs and throw darts at them
ToG > HAHAHA
ToG > I was cruising around empire in my pod
ToG > when a battleship wartarget warped in
Chrystin Doxalia > what's so funny about that?
ToG > Took about 15 shots at me and didn 30 shield damage
Chrystin Doxalia > ahh, that explains it
Pacala > lol
ToG > I can just imagine the guys frustration
ToG > I was cruising around empire in my pod
ToG > when a battleship wartarget warped in
Chrystin Doxalia > what's so funny about that?
ToG > Took about 15 shots at me and didn 30 shield damage
Chrystin Doxalia > ahh, that explains it
Pacala > lol
ToG > I can just imagine the guys frustration
PKlavins > ...who wants to discuss toast?
Ekon Bor > ME!! o/
PKlavins > ok ill be founding the Cult of Toast, [COT], those who join plz send an entry fee of your choice, once you have joined you will recieve an official Cult of Toast evemail confirming ur entry :P
Ekon Bor > interesting
PKlavins > in the meanwhile, please relate to us your most horrific experience with toast...O.o
Ekon Bor > i burnt mine last night
Laylah > soggy toast
PKlavins > O.o YOU HERETICS!! I COMDEMN YOU TO THE TOASTER OF HELL!!
PKlavins > repent for ur toasty sins while u still can !!
Ekon Bor > what sins?
PKlavins > burning toast O.o
Ekon Bor > riiight, is was the toasters fault not mine
PKlavins > hmm.......apology accepted...you have regained right to enter the Cult of Toast
Ekon Bor > ty
Amy Frost > well the whole gang was toasted
Amy Frost > that was real fun
PKlavins > one does not toast gangs....they jam the toaster O.o
PKlavins > REPENT, TOASTER JAMMER!!
LegilGalad > I think PK has a toast fetish
PKlavins > nope, im just damn bored :D
Laylah > /emote lobs her talkie toaster at pk
Ekon Bor > ME!! o/
PKlavins > ok ill be founding the Cult of Toast, [COT], those who join plz send an entry fee of your choice, once you have joined you will recieve an official Cult of Toast evemail confirming ur entry :P
Ekon Bor > interesting
PKlavins > in the meanwhile, please relate to us your most horrific experience with toast...O.o
Ekon Bor > i burnt mine last night
Laylah > soggy toast
PKlavins > O.o YOU HERETICS!! I COMDEMN YOU TO THE TOASTER OF HELL!!
PKlavins > repent for ur toasty sins while u still can !!
Ekon Bor > what sins?
PKlavins > burning toast O.o
Ekon Bor > riiight, is was the toasters fault not mine
PKlavins > hmm.......apology accepted...you have regained right to enter the Cult of Toast
Ekon Bor > ty
Amy Frost > well the whole gang was toasted
Amy Frost > that was real fun
PKlavins > one does not toast gangs....they jam the toaster O.o
PKlavins > REPENT, TOASTER JAMMER!!
LegilGalad > I think PK has a toast fetish
PKlavins > nope, im just damn bored :D
Laylah > /emote lobs her talkie toaster at pk
Nakabar Gennaro > if I listened to Suicide Commando 24/7 I'd prolly start talking about that kind of stuff
Neu Bastian > about killing yourself while wearing no underwear?
Neu Bastian > about killing yourself while wearing no underwear?
*Caineghis Beckett : hm... I can't decide which is crazier. The history class I'm in where the students are plotting to kill one another, or the class where we've figured out how to raise our grades by screwing over the rest of the class....
*Funless Saisima : the 2nd one sounds like eve
*Caineghis Beckett : Not the first one?
*Funless Saisima : the 2nd one sounds like eve
*Caineghis Beckett : Not the first one?
Thamul > but im pretty tired of characters in underwear grinding on my face
Thamul > for 15 bucks, i can get that at a gay bar and my first two drinks free as well
Thamul > for 15 bucks, i can get that at a gay bar and my first two drinks free as well
Abassis > okay
Abassis > I've set up a title for not-founders
Abassis > but it needs a snazzy title
Abassis > 'member' is boring
Abassis > and also means penis
Abassis > ooo
Abassis > how about 'peon'
Anathi > or paragon?
Khazorath > how about "gimps"
Abassis > gimps!
Abassis > o/
Tazerz2 > "PEW PEW"
Khazorath > are you going to tell me that it is now officially gimps?
Abassis > yes :D
Khazorath > LMAO
Tazerz2 > /emote doesn't want to be a gimp =(
Khazorath > it comes with a suit
Abassis > hahaha
Tazerz2 > sweet
Khazorath > should I omgrawr this?
Tazerz2 > does it have the same hooker-magnetic properties as it does the gimp suit in San Andreas ?
Abassis > go for it hehe
Khazorath > good question
Abassis > only if you carry a giant double-ended dildo with you
Abassis > and beat policemen with it
Tazerz2 > :D
Tazerz2 > hehe
Abassis > I've set up a title for not-founders
Abassis > but it needs a snazzy title
Abassis > 'member' is boring
Abassis > and also means penis
Abassis > ooo
Abassis > how about 'peon'
Anathi > or paragon?
Khazorath > how about "gimps"
Abassis > gimps!
Abassis > o/
Tazerz2 > "PEW PEW"
Khazorath > are you going to tell me that it is now officially gimps?
Abassis > yes :D
Khazorath > LMAO
Tazerz2 > /emote doesn't want to be a gimp =(
Khazorath > it comes with a suit
Abassis > hahaha
Tazerz2 > sweet
Khazorath > should I omgrawr this?
Tazerz2 > does it have the same hooker-magnetic properties as it does the gimp suit in San Andreas ?
Abassis > go for it hehe
Khazorath > good question
Abassis > only if you carry a giant double-ended dildo with you
Abassis > and beat policemen with it
Tazerz2 > :D
Tazerz2 > hehe