Ulviirala Vauryndar > doooo doooo doooo dood
Ulviirala Vauryndar > can't touch this
Ulviirala Vauryndar > /emote buys all Orcas.
Arthur Pewty > and gets banned
Ulviirala Vauryndar > BUT THEY'RE MINE! MY PRECIOUS! :E
Ulviirala Vauryndar > can't touch this
Ulviirala Vauryndar > /emote buys all Orcas.
Arthur Pewty > and gets banned
Ulviirala Vauryndar > BUT THEY'RE MINE! MY PRECIOUS! :E
Erebus Zylberberg > what kind of ship do you have, adaros?
Sarah Dollard > thorax :o
Adaros Pantelesis > Thorax
Sarah Dollard > flashy bastard ;P
Adaros Pantelesis > hey. a little warning. scrach my chrome, and I'll scrach your pod.
Sarah Dollard > chrome my arse
Sarah Dollard > cheap imitation chrome
<- Adaros Pantelesis has left the channel
Sarah Dollard > hehe i showed him, he logged XD
Sarah Dollard > thorax :o
Adaros Pantelesis > Thorax
Sarah Dollard > flashy bastard ;P
Adaros Pantelesis > hey. a little warning. scrach my chrome, and I'll scrach your pod.
Sarah Dollard > chrome my arse
Sarah Dollard > cheap imitation chrome
<- Adaros Pantelesis has left the channel
Sarah Dollard > hehe i showed him, he logged XD
Da Kid > lets go mine
Lord Seth > umm......i ...umm have to wash teh dog
Da Kid > doesnt it lick itself?
Lord Seth > lol
Lord Seth > i would rather scrub dog balls than mine
Da Kid > you'd rather scrub yours dogs balls than yours??? o.O
Lord Seth > LMAO
Lord Seth > fuck
Da Kid > wanna rephrase that?
Lord Seth > i would rather srub dog ball then shit for endless hours mining ore defeclessly in a astiroid belt
Lord Seth > SIT
Lord Seth > not shit
Lord Seth > i give up
Da Kid > yeah best thing
Dalan Darkstar > kid wins because of typing skills ftw
Da Kid > o/
Lord Seth > ....CURES MY FAT FINGERS
Lord Seth > cuse
Da Kid > curse o.-
Lord Seth > fucking shit
Lord Seth > yes
Da Kid > trade you your ashimmu for a dictionary seth
Lord Seth > umm......i ...umm have to wash teh dog
Da Kid > doesnt it lick itself?
Lord Seth > lol
Lord Seth > i would rather scrub dog balls than mine
Da Kid > you'd rather scrub yours dogs balls than yours??? o.O
Lord Seth > LMAO
Lord Seth > fuck
Da Kid > wanna rephrase that?
Lord Seth > i would rather srub dog ball then shit for endless hours mining ore defeclessly in a astiroid belt
Lord Seth > SIT
Lord Seth > not shit
Lord Seth > i give up
Da Kid > yeah best thing
Dalan Darkstar > kid wins because of typing skills ftw
Da Kid > o/
Lord Seth > ....CURES MY FAT FINGERS
Lord Seth > cuse
Da Kid > curse o.-
Lord Seth > fucking shit
Lord Seth > yes
Da Kid > trade you your ashimmu for a dictionary seth
FT Cold> Don't blow up the brothel there are many good exotic dancers in there!
FT Kirk> They'll soon be floating in a cargo container, but at least they'll have a better chance of getting picked up than the refugees...
FT Cold> True.
FT Kirk> They'll soon be floating in a cargo container, but at least they'll have a better chance of getting picked up than the refugees...
FT Cold> True.
J'Mkarr Soban > Oh for effs sake.
J'Mkarr Soban > That's why there are no rats.
J'Mkarr Soban > I'm in a sodding 0.9 system, aren't I
J'Mkarr Soban > Yeah, and some 3 month old newb had to tell me in local.
J'Mkarr Soban > That's why there are no rats.
J'Mkarr Soban > I'm in a sodding 0.9 system, aren't I
J'Mkarr Soban > Yeah, and some 3 month old newb had to tell me in local.
CEO > I went down on a gal once who farted ...
me > o.0
CEO > she claimed it was a pussy fart but I knew better and wasnt havin none of that shit...
me > wanna rephrase that?
friend > why?
CEO > so I did an end around on her and stuck her face into my asshole
friend > makes perfect sense
CEO > and told her to say the lords blessing thanking HIM for the great chili!
CEO > and I cut loose with the loudest fart i could summon
friend > *falls off his chair*
me > o.0
CEO > she claimed it was a pussy fart but I knew better and wasnt havin none of that shit...
me > wanna rephrase that?
friend > why?
CEO > so I did an end around on her and stuck her face into my asshole
friend > makes perfect sense
CEO > and told her to say the lords blessing thanking HIM for the great chili!
CEO > and I cut loose with the loudest fart i could summon
friend > *falls off his chair*
<HellGremlin> Ahahahaha ahahahahahahahahaha
<HellGremlin> hahaha
<HellGremlin> okay
<HellGremlin> There's a big Lexmark photocopier at my work
<HellGremlin> And the Syrian guy I work with started fooling around on it
<HellGremlin> Pressing his face against it, licking the glass and taking copies
<HellGremlin> I go up to him and go "I know, this thing's great, you should see the copies of my ass I made last night"
<HellGremlin> He's still in the washroom brushing his teeth
<HellGremlin> hahaha
<HellGremlin> okay
<HellGremlin> There's a big Lexmark photocopier at my work
<HellGremlin> And the Syrian guy I work with started fooling around on it
<HellGremlin> Pressing his face against it, licking the glass and taking copies
<HellGremlin> I go up to him and go "I know, this thing's great, you should see the copies of my ass I made last night"
<HellGremlin> He's still in the washroom brushing his teeth
river boa > anyone got intel on baratar?
river boa > f*ck sake
river boa > nob login trap
Daniel Sims > i have intelligence on baratar -- but ah, i'm not allowed to give it
river boa > uea i know, dan i know all the intell they all LOGGED IN ON ME !!
Daniel Sims > it's full of titans; drinking tea and talking junk...
river boa > titans my ass
Daniel Sims > just passing along what i know
Daniel Sims > i have my own intel channel you know
river boa > dude they have 2 abbadons 2 rooks 2 drakes geddon
Daniel Sims > i don't believe you
river boa > cheeta
river boa > Victim: river boa Corp: Sub-Genius inc Alliance: NONE Faction: NONE Destroyed: Raven System: Baratar Security: 0.2 Damage Taken: 42440 Involved parties: Name: Rooster79 Security: -0.2
Daniel Sims > titans man! TITANS
river boa > they killed me for god sake i know what they had
Daniel Sims > you might have done a little better if you had braught a titan to fight those titans
Daniel Sims > ooh... and some tea.
river boa > they didn't have titans
Daniel Sims > i hear they like tea
Daniel Sims > on my intel channel
Daniel Sims > it's called: nice hot cup of tea
river boa > your intell channel is sh*t then haha
Daniel Sims > loggin in is: nice hot cup of tea
river boa > there is no titans in bara
river boa > if so they have been hotdroped in to take out the guys who killed me
Daniel Sims > i don't know about all that -- let me check my intel channel...
Daniel Sims > hang on
Daniel Sims > umm... still looks like a titan tea party in there -- but now they are discussing mutual saving bonds and investments... snobby bastards.
Daniel Sims > dude, don't go back in there with out tea and an investment portfolio tech II
river boa > well its bs who your talking to
river boa > i got someone with eyes in bara
Daniel Sims > turns out all i have is a nose and a mouth in bara
river boa > yea
Daniel Sims > but blind people have very keen hearing and smell
river boa > and know eyes
Daniel Sims > well, of course not -- they are blind
Daniel Sims > what are you a bigot?
Daniel Sims > what's wrong with blind people, huh?
river boa > they thought it was titan but it was rookey ship
Daniel Sims > my intel is the best
river boa > ok i have eyes in bara its a sh*t channel
river boa > i am in there myself!!
Daniel Sims > i also have a sweet ass drake for sale with an awesome armor tank and laser fit
Daniel Sims > took out three titans this morning actually
river boa > sweet i will pay a kick in the teeth ?
Daniel Sims > i wouldn't recommend it.
river boa > i mean i give u a kick in the teeth for it
river boa > so ?
Daniel Sims > oh, your anger is giving me a chubby
river boa > read the small print :) no fight backs :)
Daniel Sims > no, i mean it, this erection is out of control now
river boa > nice to see u get erect over young boys
Daniel Sims > doesn't everyone?
Daniel Sims > if only i could get a nice hot cup of tea from a titan talking about stocks and bonds…
river boa > f*ck sake
river boa > nob login trap
Daniel Sims > i have intelligence on baratar -- but ah, i'm not allowed to give it
river boa > uea i know, dan i know all the intell they all LOGGED IN ON ME !!
Daniel Sims > it's full of titans; drinking tea and talking junk...
river boa > titans my ass
Daniel Sims > just passing along what i know
Daniel Sims > i have my own intel channel you know
river boa > dude they have 2 abbadons 2 rooks 2 drakes geddon
Daniel Sims > i don't believe you
river boa > cheeta
river boa > Victim: river boa Corp: Sub-Genius inc Alliance: NONE Faction: NONE Destroyed: Raven System: Baratar Security: 0.2 Damage Taken: 42440 Involved parties: Name: Rooster79 Security: -0.2
Daniel Sims > titans man! TITANS
river boa > they killed me for god sake i know what they had
Daniel Sims > you might have done a little better if you had braught a titan to fight those titans
Daniel Sims > ooh... and some tea.
river boa > they didn't have titans
Daniel Sims > i hear they like tea
Daniel Sims > on my intel channel
Daniel Sims > it's called: nice hot cup of tea
river boa > your intell channel is sh*t then haha
Daniel Sims > loggin in is: nice hot cup of tea
river boa > there is no titans in bara
river boa > if so they have been hotdroped in to take out the guys who killed me
Daniel Sims > i don't know about all that -- let me check my intel channel...
Daniel Sims > hang on
Daniel Sims > umm... still looks like a titan tea party in there -- but now they are discussing mutual saving bonds and investments... snobby bastards.
Daniel Sims > dude, don't go back in there with out tea and an investment portfolio tech II
river boa > well its bs who your talking to
river boa > i got someone with eyes in bara
Daniel Sims > turns out all i have is a nose and a mouth in bara
river boa > yea
Daniel Sims > but blind people have very keen hearing and smell
river boa > and know eyes
Daniel Sims > well, of course not -- they are blind
Daniel Sims > what are you a bigot?
Daniel Sims > what's wrong with blind people, huh?
river boa > they thought it was titan but it was rookey ship
Daniel Sims > my intel is the best
river boa > ok i have eyes in bara its a sh*t channel
river boa > i am in there myself!!
Daniel Sims > i also have a sweet ass drake for sale with an awesome armor tank and laser fit
Daniel Sims > took out three titans this morning actually
river boa > sweet i will pay a kick in the teeth ?
Daniel Sims > i wouldn't recommend it.
river boa > i mean i give u a kick in the teeth for it
river boa > so ?
Daniel Sims > oh, your anger is giving me a chubby
river boa > read the small print :) no fight backs :)
Daniel Sims > no, i mean it, this erection is out of control now
river boa > nice to see u get erect over young boys
Daniel Sims > doesn't everyone?
Daniel Sims > if only i could get a nice hot cup of tea from a titan talking about stocks and bonds…
Brocknar Leetel > My kids were alone the whole weekend and they didn't steal my beer, i'm getting nervous about them....
Greymalkin Gillion > lol
Greymalkin Gillion > You should see a doctor about that
Brocknar Leetel > True
That's not healthy.... Unless they don't like beer (I don't)
Zatras > swed kids didnt steal beer wooooooow newer heard that happend
Brocknar Leetel > They do like beer, but they are so well mannered.
Brocknar Leetel > I have failed totally, my wife has won :-(
Greymalkin Gillion > lol
Greymalkin Gillion > You should see a doctor about that
Brocknar Leetel > True
That's not healthy.... Unless they don't like beer (I don't)
Zatras > swed kids didnt steal beer wooooooow newer heard that happend
Brocknar Leetel > They do like beer, but they are so well mannered.
Brocknar Leetel > I have failed totally, my wife has won :-(
(brainsoft) but for like 2 weeks ii can't have a screen of text scroll by without fgt scrolling by... and hardly a line without 'tbh' or '4tw'
(Levin) tbh 1man is a fgt 4tw
(Levin) tbh 1man is a fgt 4tw