Stella Mudd > damn..I am a carebear miner and I have no barge
Stella Mudd > the universe will end
Lobo13 > where you at Stella?
Lobo13 > I got one in 5P
Stella Mudd > lol..you want to sell me the barge my alt(Olgzr) sold you?
Lobo13 > oh
* Lobo13 quietly hides in a corner
Latsyrc Quadra > haha, mark it up!
Paddy Murphy > pwned
Lobo13 > now would be a good time for a server reboot
Stella Mudd > the universe will end
Lobo13 > where you at Stella?
Lobo13 > I got one in 5P
Stella Mudd > lol..you want to sell me the barge my alt(Olgzr) sold you?
Lobo13 > oh
* Lobo13 quietly hides in a corner
Latsyrc Quadra > haha, mark it up!
Paddy Murphy > pwned
Lobo13 > now would be a good time for a server reboot
EVE System > Channel changed to Ashab Local Channel
Liquid Metal > do you love me?
Theodorovik > no
Liquid Metal > why not?
Theodorovik > because you're a meanie
Liquid Metal > i am not
Liquid Metal > you said i could use the big dildo :(
Theodorovik > where do you come up with this stuff?
Liquid Metal > oh you jester.
Liquid Metal > do you love me?
Theodorovik > no
Liquid Metal > why not?
Theodorovik > because you're a meanie
Liquid Metal > i am not
Liquid Metal > you said i could use the big dildo :(
Theodorovik > where do you come up with this stuff?
Liquid Metal > oh you jester.
shi'ako > fucker blockaid and i cant pass on it
Marux > is blockaid like coolaid?
Marux > is the koolaid man breaking your tank?
Drolyn > Oh yeah
Marux > whilst yelling OH YEAH
Marux > Question, what flavor is blockaid
Castanil > cherry
Marux > I like cherry
Drolyn > Death flavored
HeadJam > cherry is the perfect answer castanil
Marux > But does death taste like cherry?
HeadJam > if she died before popping it, ya
Marux > is blockaid like coolaid?
Marux > is the koolaid man breaking your tank?
Drolyn > Oh yeah
Marux > whilst yelling OH YEAH
Marux > Question, what flavor is blockaid
Castanil > cherry
Marux > I like cherry
Drolyn > Death flavored
HeadJam > cherry is the perfect answer castanil
Marux > But does death taste like cherry?
HeadJam > if she died before popping it, ya
Yash Marseille > FC didn't give permission for poopies
Kerushi > better watchout or i`ll come after u with my club and drag u into my cave for a keirbbq :o
* Kerushi swings the stolen nerfbat™ at oz
Omber Zombie > this is not star fraction, we don't rp in alliance chat here
Neslo > lol
Keirin Hanzo > oh why not
Omber Zombie > fine
Kerushi > ya like we say anything meaningfull in here nway :P
* Omber Zombie gets naked
Keirin Hanzo > eewwww
Omber Zombie > ok, so no roleplay or the zombie gets naked, got it?
* Kerushi swings the stolen nerfbat™ at oz
Omber Zombie > this is not star fraction, we don't rp in alliance chat here
Neslo > lol
Keirin Hanzo > oh why not
Omber Zombie > fine
Kerushi > ya like we say anything meaningfull in here nway :P
* Omber Zombie gets naked
Keirin Hanzo > eewwww
Omber Zombie > ok, so no roleplay or the zombie gets naked, got it?
Eric Nolani > Can I get help cleaning out WC?
CF ProctoR > Get a toilet brush :P
CF ProctoR > Get a toilet brush :P
<Warmonger> Okay Ke$ha comes in the room, shes naked
<Warmonger> she says fuck me
<Warmonger> but you realize your alliance needs you in your super capital
<Warmonger> what do you do?
<LobbyZ> kesha is ugly, i'd dump her over a scap
<Dreadnought> lol
<Warmonger> Okay so lobbyz would fight in his alliance
<@cougem> you put your laptop on her back
<@cougem> and hope that her buttocks have enough texture for your laser mouse
<Warmonger> she says fuck me
<Warmonger> but you realize your alliance needs you in your super capital
<Warmonger> what do you do?
<LobbyZ> kesha is ugly, i'd dump her over a scap
<Dreadnought> lol
<Warmonger> Okay so lobbyz would fight in his alliance
<@cougem> you put your laptop on her back
<@cougem> and hope that her buttocks have enough texture for your laser mouse
(@Deathwing) did i show u my snowboarding pic yesterday?
(@Rogue01|Klaryssa) neg
(@Deathwing) http://www34.brinkster.com/deathwingeve/snowboarding.JPG
(@Rogue01|Klaryssa) OH GOD MY EYEZ
(@Deathwing) o/
(@Deathwing) UNF
(@Deathwing) me and my buddy went boarding like that
(@Deathwing) right into the middle of the village
(@Rogue01|Klaryssa) and carried away all their womenfolk?
(@Deathwing) fuck yea
(@Deathwing) the chicks were like "that shit takes balls, and by the looks of ur thongage, u got a big pair"
(@Deathwing) and i was like
(@Deathwing) "w3rd"
(@Rogue01|Klaryssa) rofl
(@kalessin) lol
(@Dafuzz) looks like you went on a homo-retreat.
(@Rogue01|Klaryssa) neg
(@Deathwing) http://www34.brinkster.com/deathwingeve/snowboarding.JPG
(@Rogue01|Klaryssa) OH GOD MY EYEZ
(@Deathwing) o/
(@Deathwing) UNF
(@Deathwing) me and my buddy went boarding like that
(@Deathwing) right into the middle of the village
(@Rogue01|Klaryssa) and carried away all their womenfolk?
(@Deathwing) fuck yea
(@Deathwing) the chicks were like "that shit takes balls, and by the looks of ur thongage, u got a big pair"
(@Deathwing) and i was like
(@Deathwing) "w3rd"
(@Rogue01|Klaryssa) rofl
(@kalessin) lol
(@Dafuzz) looks like you went on a homo-retreat.
T2 Taylor > jesus our alliance is going crazy lol
Havox33 > is Jesus invited?
Havox33 > we cool
T2 Taylor > lol
Ric Adburr > nah that dude is so self-righteous. He never even shoots at the enemy
Ventro69 > lol
Lord AbSynth > who wants a badly shaven mexican anyways
Ventro69 > is that like a half-waxed Brazilian?
Swalesey > someone talking about pubic hair?
Havox33 > is Jesus invited?
Havox33 > we cool
T2 Taylor > lol
Ric Adburr > nah that dude is so self-righteous. He never even shoots at the enemy
Ventro69 > lol
Lord AbSynth > who wants a badly shaven mexican anyways
Ventro69 > is that like a half-waxed Brazilian?
Swalesey > someone talking about pubic hair?
kieron > BLUE TEXT! OMGWTF H4X!!!111oneeleven
Morgit Seebring > wow
gluon > safespots everyone!
kieron > Hi peeps
Jannos Creed > kieron, please dont spam
Morgit Seebring > wow
gluon > safespots everyone!
kieron > Hi peeps
Jannos Creed > kieron, please dont spam