Gungankllr > If you take 30 well trained boxers and put them up against 400 special olympics athletes running at them flailing their arms, eventually the retards win. And so, the ASCN vs. BoB conflict continues. ;P
Steelomen > БЛэк берд
Steelomen > ты откуда шпилиш?
Dipluz > wtf?
JackknifedII pulls out his universal translator
Morgan Tackler starts babelfish...
Dipluz > hehehehe
SneGreger gets his hired russian wife
SneGreger > er, oooops =/
Steelomen > ты откуда шпилиш?
Dipluz > wtf?
JackknifedII pulls out his universal translator
Morgan Tackler starts babelfish...
Dipluz > hehehehe
SneGreger gets his hired russian wife
SneGreger > er, oooops =/
Horatio Cain > ...We're having a special on small arms...
Alexis Ayala > Horatio, I swear to EVE I'll fly my Incursus down your Factory Line and waste a clone on it if you supply the <blank> with Arms.
Horatio Cain > ROFL> Just kidding...just kidding!
* Alexis Ayala blinks, "Did I actually just intimidate someone?"
Horatio Cain . I wouldn't say intimidate, just overwhelm with idealistic cuteness.
Tarsha Listur > alexis, you scare me, and I know some real badasses
Alexis Ayala > ?
Alexis Ayala > Horatio, I swear to EVE I'll fly my Incursus down your Factory Line and waste a clone on it if you supply the <blank> with Arms.
Horatio Cain > ROFL> Just kidding...just kidding!
* Alexis Ayala blinks, "Did I actually just intimidate someone?"
Horatio Cain . I wouldn't say intimidate, just overwhelm with idealistic cuteness.
Tarsha Listur > alexis, you scare me, and I know some real badasses
Alexis Ayala > ?
Miss Sneak > 2007.06.02 17:22:45 Notify Training of the skill Caldari Frigate lvl 0 has been completed.
Miss Sneak > wtf?
Barth3zzzNL > pwned
Miss Sneak > wtf?
Barth3zzzNL > pwned
Lucius Britannia > What happens in a Sansha Prison Camp stays in a Sansha Prison camp
Mika Cavillo > 'jesus christ its sparta! get in the car! fuking map quest! !! "
EVE System > Channel changed to Sobaseki Local Channel
Boogereater > Booger's Ore Relocation Service is announcing a new daily contest: the DUMB NAME of the DAY Award...
Boogereater > Today's winner is Mr. Ape who has won 50,000....congratulations Mr. Ape
Small Shadow > LOL
Boogereater > Each Day Booger's Ore Relocation Service will award 50k to the DUMBEST NAME...keep up the good work boys
Mr ApE > huh?
Mr ApE > lol
Boogereater > you got 50,000 check your journal/trasnsaactions
Boogereater > congratulations sir
Mr ApE > yey, I'm rich, lol, thx =)
Handelsmann > Can I have 50k as well plz?
Boogereater > only one winner per day
Filty1 > ur name not stupid enough
Handelsmann > Damn
Filty1 > but my name > all
Mr ApE > damn I feel stupid...
Boogereater > Booger's Ore Relocation Service is announcing a new daily contest: the DUMB NAME of the DAY Award...
Boogereater > Today's winner is Mr. Ape who has won 50,000....congratulations Mr. Ape
Small Shadow > LOL
Boogereater > Each Day Booger's Ore Relocation Service will award 50k to the DUMBEST NAME...keep up the good work boys
Mr ApE > huh?
Mr ApE > lol
Boogereater > you got 50,000 check your journal/trasnsaactions
Boogereater > congratulations sir
Mr ApE > yey, I'm rich, lol, thx =)
Handelsmann > Can I have 50k as well plz?
Boogereater > only one winner per day
Filty1 > ur name not stupid enough
Handelsmann > Damn
Filty1 > but my name > all
Mr ApE > damn I feel stupid...
Bunt Caboon > hey svarra
Bunt Caboon > so what up svarra?
Bunt Caboon > how is it going?
Bunt Caboon > enjoyiny the game so far?
Svarra > yeah, loving it so far
Svarra > it's a little too addictive :)
Bunt Caboon > how come you chose suck a new corp to join?
Bunt Caboon > ^such
Bunt Caboon > did the ceo offer you as much gold as you could eat
Bunt Caboon > house by the forum
Svarra > the corp i'm in' has two blokes in at apart from me, and they never seem to be on at the same time :D
Chekin > My god, that screams ALT to me
El'rac > so.. you liked ytour chances at promotion?
El'rac > or you needed a break from your other persona perhaps?
Svarra > heh, i only joined it so he could help me escape a griefer who'd i'd riled
Bunt Caboon > in the 5 days you had been playing
Bunt Caboon > good lad
Chekin > his name wasn;t Bunt was it?
Svarra > yeah, nice feller, called cypherous, loomed out the gloom and slowly smashed up the probe i was driving
Chekin > Slowly? Must have been n a probe himself
El'rac > so what drew you to RNAL?
Svarra > no, he seemed to enjoy holding me so I couldn;y escape and setting his rubbish combat drones on me
Svarra > the advertising, laid back mature gamers, sounds good
Bunt Caboon > did you enjoy it too?
El'rac > did someone advertise recently? I didnt
Svarra > I enjoyed baiting him over the chat channel whilst he was doing it :D
Bunt Caboon > we aren't gay you know
Bunt Caboon > well, not all of us
Svarra > well, 58 in the guild, what is it 1 in 20 homosexual, law of averages and all that ;)
Chekin > Ao if you brought a friend in that'd bring us up to quota?
Svarra > you seem to be well above the quota at the moment from what i've seen
Chekin > yeah, we have well over 19 heteros per 20 here
Svarra > i smell testosterone, or is it bullshit?
El'rac > (smells a rat)
Chekin > And I smell bullshit, but not from here. So we must have the testosterone, you must have the bullshit.
Bunt Caboon > anyway, shut up svarra, where was my corp when i was getting twatted
El'rac > And thats the end of the lightning round
Svarra > i was having my olfactory senses bombarded, anyone else?
Chekin > wash then
Bunt Caboon > 4% hull and still wandered away
Valantis > carp didnt see local blinking
Valantis > crap even
Chekin > my trout didn;t see local blinking either
Katrynna Zain > lol
Valantis > lol
Bunt Caboon > shall we kick svarra or keep insulting him?
Bunt Caboon > is this corp or rnal???
Valantis > kick him reading his bullshit is getting me shot
Bunt Caboon > same here
Edgar Druin > rnal
Edgar Druin > corp's the other one
Chekin > D'Oh!
Bunt Caboon > bugger
Edgar Druin > who, though. that's always the question
Chekin > /emote sings "you gotta go now..."
El'rac > hey hey.... goodbye
El'rac > nah nah nah.. nah nah nah
Edgar Druin > aw
Katrynna Zain > lol
Bunt Caboon > i didn't even kick him
Chekin > love it
El'rac > and thats how you handle alts
Bunt Caboon > he just buggered fight off
Bunt Caboon > so what up svarra?
Bunt Caboon > how is it going?
Bunt Caboon > enjoyiny the game so far?
Svarra > yeah, loving it so far
Svarra > it's a little too addictive :)
Bunt Caboon > how come you chose suck a new corp to join?
Bunt Caboon > ^such
Bunt Caboon > did the ceo offer you as much gold as you could eat
Bunt Caboon > house by the forum
Svarra > the corp i'm in' has two blokes in at apart from me, and they never seem to be on at the same time :D
Chekin > My god, that screams ALT to me
El'rac > so.. you liked ytour chances at promotion?
El'rac > or you needed a break from your other persona perhaps?
Svarra > heh, i only joined it so he could help me escape a griefer who'd i'd riled
Bunt Caboon > in the 5 days you had been playing
Bunt Caboon > good lad
Chekin > his name wasn;t Bunt was it?
Svarra > yeah, nice feller, called cypherous, loomed out the gloom and slowly smashed up the probe i was driving
Chekin > Slowly? Must have been n a probe himself
El'rac > so what drew you to RNAL?
Svarra > no, he seemed to enjoy holding me so I couldn;y escape and setting his rubbish combat drones on me
Svarra > the advertising, laid back mature gamers, sounds good
Bunt Caboon > did you enjoy it too?
El'rac > did someone advertise recently? I didnt
Svarra > I enjoyed baiting him over the chat channel whilst he was doing it :D
Bunt Caboon > we aren't gay you know
Bunt Caboon > well, not all of us
Svarra > well, 58 in the guild, what is it 1 in 20 homosexual, law of averages and all that ;)
Chekin > Ao if you brought a friend in that'd bring us up to quota?
Svarra > you seem to be well above the quota at the moment from what i've seen
Chekin > yeah, we have well over 19 heteros per 20 here
Svarra > i smell testosterone, or is it bullshit?
El'rac > (smells a rat)
Chekin > And I smell bullshit, but not from here. So we must have the testosterone, you must have the bullshit.
Bunt Caboon > anyway, shut up svarra, where was my corp when i was getting twatted
El'rac > And thats the end of the lightning round
Svarra > i was having my olfactory senses bombarded, anyone else?
Chekin > wash then
Bunt Caboon > 4% hull and still wandered away
Valantis > carp didnt see local blinking
Valantis > crap even
Chekin > my trout didn;t see local blinking either
Katrynna Zain > lol
Valantis > lol
Bunt Caboon > shall we kick svarra or keep insulting him?
Bunt Caboon > is this corp or rnal???
Valantis > kick him reading his bullshit is getting me shot
Bunt Caboon > same here
Edgar Druin > rnal
Edgar Druin > corp's the other one
Chekin > D'Oh!
Bunt Caboon > bugger
Edgar Druin > who, though. that's always the question
Chekin > /emote sings "you gotta go now..."
El'rac > hey hey.... goodbye
El'rac > nah nah nah.. nah nah nah
Edgar Druin > aw
Katrynna Zain > lol
Bunt Caboon > i didn't even kick him
Chekin > love it
El'rac > and thats how you handle alts
Bunt Caboon > he just buggered fight off
Joshua Darkmoor > o/
Kenneth McCoy > o/
Alrione > o/
Janu Hull > o/
Admiral Shively > o/
Anaesthera > why is everyone drowning
Ceallach > no lifeguard
Kenneth McCoy > o/
Alrione > o/
Janu Hull > o/
Admiral Shively > o/
Anaesthera > why is everyone drowning
Ceallach > no lifeguard
Aleksia > ignorance is bliss :P
Cache Smith > no,
Cache Smith > it's a plauge
Cache Smith > no,
Cache Smith > it's a plauge