<Mako> so i was up till 3 am last night
<Mako> gf asks this morning before work
<Mako> you coming to see me at lunch?
<Mako> i said no sleeping
<Mako> i wake up clock says 11 am
<Mako> turn on comp
<Mako> clock says 9
<Zeus> lol
<Mako> i think she set me up
<Zeus> you got own3d
<Mako> fuckin women
<Mako> gf asks this morning before work
<Mako> you coming to see me at lunch?
<Mako> i said no sleeping
<Mako> i wake up clock says 11 am
<Mako> turn on comp
<Mako> clock says 9
<Zeus> lol
<Mako> i think she set me up
<Zeus> you got own3d
<Mako> fuckin women
ShadowMaiden > dreads - the only ship a freighter can speed tank
<GFLTorque> Eve needs a Chuck Norris module....
<BaronVonVirtu> I agree
...
<GFLTorque> imagine the possibilities... wtf... I dont have the Grid for Chuck Norris ?
<GFLTorque> ... or anyone got a named Chuck Norris lying around ?
<BaronVonVirtu> I agree
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<GFLTorque> imagine the possibilities... wtf... I dont have the Grid for Chuck Norris ?
<GFLTorque> ... or anyone got a named Chuck Norris lying around ?
Urgomar > is there a gang in tama ?
XflightX > sort of
Urgomar > x tama if theres a gang
XflightX > we don't know who boss is
XflightX > sort of
Urgomar > x tama if theres a gang
XflightX > we don't know who boss is
Slan Evengod > Lol yeah, I usually consider anytime just after I wake up morning xD
Rhea Fang > What's a 'morning'?
Lychaon Blacksummers > that horrible period between passing out and getting drunk again
Rhea Fang > Clearly you have yet to discover the fine art of a 'rum IV drip"
Slan Evengod > xD
Rhea Fang > Thereby ensuring that the state of drunkenness never ends
Rhea Fang > As nature intended
Rhea Fang > What's a 'morning'?
Lychaon Blacksummers > that horrible period between passing out and getting drunk again
Rhea Fang > Clearly you have yet to discover the fine art of a 'rum IV drip"
Slan Evengod > xD
Rhea Fang > Thereby ensuring that the state of drunkenness never ends
Rhea Fang > As nature intended
Verone > jesus, i hate those POS. New ishtar description
Verone > "While not endowed with as much pure firepower as other ships of its category, the Ishtar is more than able to die horribly by virtue of its tremendous uselessness at tanking and its unique inability to effectively utilise it's slots."
Verone > Touted as "the Ishkur's retarded brother," the Ishtar design is the worst CreoDron have ever done when creating a completely dedicated drone carrier.
Verone > At various stages in the failure of its development process, plans were made to strengthen the vessel in other areas, but ultimately CreoDron engineers took a day off during the blueprint finalization and left the design to a pack of half drugged incomeptent morons from Lai Dai.
weedmasta > hehe
R31D > Ishtar is so cool until you spend 120m on it and try and fit a decent setup
Verone > Gallente Cruiser Skill Bonus: 5% bonus to Fail and 10% bonus to opponent lollercoaster and humility per skill level.
TamiyaCowboy > i have those skills :)
Cetshwayo > do not mock teh nanoishtar!
Verone > Heavy Assault Ship Skill Bonus: +5 km bonus to retard retainment field and +5000% extra "Wish I'd Bought an Eos" per level.
Verone > Piece of shit.
Verone > "While not endowed with as much pure firepower as other ships of its category, the Ishtar is more than able to die horribly by virtue of its tremendous uselessness at tanking and its unique inability to effectively utilise it's slots."
Verone > Touted as "the Ishkur's retarded brother," the Ishtar design is the worst CreoDron have ever done when creating a completely dedicated drone carrier.
Verone > At various stages in the failure of its development process, plans were made to strengthen the vessel in other areas, but ultimately CreoDron engineers took a day off during the blueprint finalization and left the design to a pack of half drugged incomeptent morons from Lai Dai.
weedmasta > hehe
R31D > Ishtar is so cool until you spend 120m on it and try and fit a decent setup
Verone > Gallente Cruiser Skill Bonus: 5% bonus to Fail and 10% bonus to opponent lollercoaster and humility per skill level.
TamiyaCowboy > i have those skills :)
Cetshwayo > do not mock teh nanoishtar!
Verone > Heavy Assault Ship Skill Bonus: +5 km bonus to retard retainment field and +5000% extra "Wish I'd Bought an Eos" per level.
Verone > Piece of shit.
Jaled Tomias > we're blue
Ryo Jang > neutral now
Jaled Tomias > I have an agreement with your leadership
Ryo Jang > i am the leadership
Ryo Jang > neutral now
Jaled Tomias > I have an agreement with your leadership
Ryo Jang > i am the leadership
Erawri > DX, did you get all your stuff moved where you needed to?
Dajsan Xerzd > yeah
Erawri > kk
Dajsan Xerzd > close to the super secret lowsec point of the NC
Erawri > super sekret
Dajsan Xerzd > sekrit suber?
Erawri > entry password is "britneyrules"
Erawri > ... fuck
Quinn Oron > /emote needs to stop listening to music when thinking of new passwords.
Dajsan Xerzd > :facepalm:
Dajsan Xerzd > yeah
Erawri > kk
Dajsan Xerzd > close to the super secret lowsec point of the NC
Erawri > super sekret
Dajsan Xerzd > sekrit suber?
Erawri > entry password is "britneyrules"
Erawri > ... fuck
Quinn Oron > /emote needs to stop listening to music when thinking of new passwords.
Dajsan Xerzd > :facepalm:
PKlavins > ...has any corp ever asked u to write a poem for their alliance as part of an application interview?
PKlavins > ...it was a sonnet to be precise....
PKlavins > ...it was a sonnet to be precise....
Monkey Punch > work
LoganXG > koowhat
LoganXG > what do you work in *
Monkey Punch > hmm, it can be best described as partner relations
LoganXG > ahhh porn
Monkey Punch > nah, software company
LoganXG > koowhat
LoganXG > what do you work in *
Monkey Punch > hmm, it can be best described as partner relations
LoganXG > ahhh porn
Monkey Punch > nah, software company