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Gangus > cop: well sir: "Generic Police Cruiser hits with Radar S for $574 damage to your wallet and 2 bonus points to your license"
Kagind > What kind of ship has a tacheon beam laser II ?
Jirid > Kagind - The kind you wouldn't want to meet 250km away from a dark alley
SammyTheSalmon > hi
exozone > is that the real smmy, cosi do the salmon dance very well
SammyTheSalmon > hahahaha
SammyTheSalmon > i cant do the salmon dance anymore
exozone > a real life celebraty, i feel all overcome
exozone > why you not doing the salmon dance any more
SammyTheSalmon > court order, plus fin rot
exozone > it's a bugger that fin rot,
SammyTheSalmon > yeah well when that lazy kid just watches me dance instead of cleaning the tank
exozone > but damn the court's, they are all full of danc and salmon haters :(
exozone > who doesn't clean the tank, i'l take him, got a claw hammer to hand atm
SammyTheSalmon > yeah i no its not like its hard
SammyTheSalmon > i would do it myself but i have fin rot
exozone > he should have you on show, a dancing salmon, but not exploiting you, could have a velvet tant and stupid big magoot's to feed on
exozone > and maybe a little champagne every once in a while
SammyTheSalmon > u no i always wanted a bubbling treasure chest
SammyTheSalmon > and a scooba diver
exozone > thats the bling shit right there, get on top, slap the bitch with ya rotted fin
SammyTheSalmon > hes such a tight arse
exozone > an demand one trip to scotland a year,
exozone > get on ya mobile, phone sime pike's around, scare the shit out of him
SammyTheSalmon > yeah i use to like swimin to japan, but it turns out they really like fishe there so had to give that up
exozone > swimming or death, i see the point there
exozone > not to be to indepth, but does your owner touch you, like inappropriately
SammyTheSalmon > nah but im not sure but that fatlip anymore
SammyTheSalmon > hes getting weird on me
SammyTheSalmon > bout*
exozone > has he bought any cats as protection, i think hes holding you hostage, you need to contact the salmon against direct incarceration situation therapy
exozone > or known as sadist
SammyTheSalmon > lol
exozone > it's been fun, swim safe sammy, and get some cream for the fin rot
Lodhian > wtf is wrong with this lag?
Lodhian > or am i the only one having i
Lodhian > *it
Trey Azagthoth > nothing m8, the lag is working just fine
Sir Kerry > well i ran enough to get 2 storylines for lev 3 and didnt get a +7 inplant offer
Shadow XII > Keep runnin 'em
Sir Kerry > really
Kyrall > you were expecting a +7 offer???
Shadow XII > I got one :D
Shadow XII > Post-patch bug
Sir Kerry > k ill run 1 more set
Shadow XII > I've petitioned it but no answer
Shadow XII > Plus I already plugged it
Kyrall > thought you already had a full set of +7s?
Shadow XII > Had.
Shadow XII > Had to get podded to clear my bounty
ShadowFox148 > how big was your bounty?
Moochkin > lol what bounty did you have?
Shadow XII > 13m
Moochkin > could have let me kill you :P
Shadow XII > The podding was gonna happen sooner or later :p
Shadow XII > The both times I've been podded I requested it
Kyrall > so you let yourself get podded with a full set of +7 implants to clear a 13m bounty?
Shadow XII > Yep.
Archon Theo > WoW, maybe the people on EVE aren't as mature as I assumed.,.
Marco Bartoli > HAHAHA you think people in this game are mature
Keiichi Nailo > Mature... MATURE... THIS IS INTERNET SPACESHIPS!
[Overkill] so are we hostile to fade now?
[Overkill] is everyone afk?
[Overkill] is sutty gay?
[bansh] yes
[Overkill] to all of them?
[bansh] but i don't know about fade or where everyone is
[Overkill] ohh ok
(Feasd) I've already voted, but my wife tells me that she's voted directly opposite me in every election since we met, because she doesn't think I should have a say in anything :O
dosthesaint > there is no pvp in eve, only pvpppppppppppp
Kanadork > 3f status?
Sovereign Enterprise > PARTAYYYYYYYYY
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