Bradstone > i swear they play Doom 3 on the servers just to make lag
<ColPenguin> Goons are cannon fodder, not for anybody, but because that's what they are
<ColPenguin> It's like saying a retard is retarded for the free ice cream
<ColPenguin> It's like saying a retard is retarded for the free ice cream
Azia Burgi > have you noticed that the stars in the background twinkle?
Istian Goss > no I haven't
Azia Burgi > they do...
Istian Goss > signs you've been playing Eve for too long #106
Azia Burgi > <.< >.>
Istian Goss > no I haven't
Azia Burgi > they do...
Istian Goss > signs you've been playing Eve for too long #106
Azia Burgi > <.< >.>
EVE System > Channel changed to Baviasi Local Channel
Gabriel Harkonnen > holy fuck
Horatio Starkiller > there's nothing holy about us...
Gabriel Harkonnen > holy fuck
Horatio Starkiller > there's nothing holy about us...
TheAncient Guardian > all 3 shooting 93% shields
IRLBurly > your being shot by three frigs
IRLBurly > and one cruiser
IRLBurly > wtf
TheAncient Guardian > there big freg
TheAncient Guardian > lol
IRLBurly > ah
IRLBurly > just 3 cruisers
IRLBurly > you have to be able to tank three cruisrs
TheAncient Guardian > lol i can i was scared ok Srg
TheAncient Guardian > lol
Drellia > Cant handle the aggro?
SELF DESTRUCT!
TheAncient Guardian > rgr
TheAncient Guardian > self destructing
Burlysteven > hehehe
Burlysteven > does it give a two minute countdown ?
TheAncient Guardian > umm how do i candle it
Burlysteven > or do you just guess ?
TheAncient Guardian > how do i candle self destruct!
Burlysteven > idk
Burlysteven > never tried
TheAncient Guardian > fuck how do i cancel it!
TheAncient Guardian > noooooooooooooo
TheAncient Guardian > damnit
TheAncient Guardian > how do i stop it
Burlysteven > someone know how to cancel ?
Burlysteven > hehe, 50 seconds to go
TheAncient Guardian > HOW DO I CANCEL!
Drellia > right click it
Drellia > or dock
TheAncient Guardian > DAMN...... 10 SECONDS
TheAncient Guardian > OK THAT WAS CLOSE
TheAncient Guardian > lol
TheAncient Guardian > not funny
TheAncient Guardian > why could it not be out of order like in space balls
IRLBurly > your being shot by three frigs
IRLBurly > and one cruiser
IRLBurly > wtf
TheAncient Guardian > there big freg
TheAncient Guardian > lol
IRLBurly > ah
IRLBurly > just 3 cruisers
IRLBurly > you have to be able to tank three cruisrs
TheAncient Guardian > lol i can i was scared ok Srg
TheAncient Guardian > lol
Drellia > Cant handle the aggro?
SELF DESTRUCT!
TheAncient Guardian > rgr
TheAncient Guardian > self destructing
Burlysteven > hehehe
Burlysteven > does it give a two minute countdown ?
TheAncient Guardian > umm how do i candle it
Burlysteven > or do you just guess ?
TheAncient Guardian > how do i candle self destruct!
Burlysteven > idk
Burlysteven > never tried
TheAncient Guardian > fuck how do i cancel it!
TheAncient Guardian > noooooooooooooo
TheAncient Guardian > damnit
TheAncient Guardian > how do i stop it
Burlysteven > someone know how to cancel ?
Burlysteven > hehe, 50 seconds to go
TheAncient Guardian > HOW DO I CANCEL!
Drellia > right click it
Drellia > or dock
TheAncient Guardian > DAMN...... 10 SECONDS
TheAncient Guardian > OK THAT WAS CLOSE
TheAncient Guardian > lol
TheAncient Guardian > not funny
TheAncient Guardian > why could it not be out of order like in space balls
Leet Al > I should buy a kilt.
Dethra > those cost a lot
Leet Al > While this is true, I am getting tired of wearing skirts
Dethra > yeah.
Dethra > those cost a lot
Leet Al > While this is true, I am getting tired of wearing skirts
Dethra > yeah.
DraLaFi > man i ran into a pretty cute blonde last night... but she was crazy as fuck ones got in abit closer lol... good thing my mate saved me out of that one or i would prolly still be tied to a cross whearing nothing but spandex...
wardo653 > and thats a problem cos?
DraLaFi > still abit more on the bad-side then i usually find them...
wardo653 > I was gonna say depends if you are a "giver" or "taker" but hitting a woman isn't my thing
wardo653 > and taking ten lashes with a wip ain't either
DraLaFi > better prep a few gallons of coffee
DraLaFi > and hope not to many "moraly-hangovers" hits me :p
wardo653 > yeah waking up after being beaten shitless by a girl, and having a moumental hangover would be one of those "never drinking again" hangovers
wardo653 > it might be ok being tied up might not be soo bad......until the 12inch black mamba comes out.....
wardo653 > and she says "this will hurt you more than it'll hurt me"
wardo653 > /emote winces
wardo653 > and thats a problem cos?
DraLaFi > still abit more on the bad-side then i usually find them...
wardo653 > I was gonna say depends if you are a "giver" or "taker" but hitting a woman isn't my thing
wardo653 > and taking ten lashes with a wip ain't either
DraLaFi > better prep a few gallons of coffee
DraLaFi > and hope not to many "moraly-hangovers" hits me :p
wardo653 > yeah waking up after being beaten shitless by a girl, and having a moumental hangover would be one of those "never drinking again" hangovers
wardo653 > it might be ok being tied up might not be soo bad......until the 12inch black mamba comes out.....
wardo653 > and she says "this will hurt you more than it'll hurt me"
wardo653 > /emote winces
RA member in local
Mar Drakar > buying 4 x warp core stabs @ Minmatar Mining Corporation Mineral Reserve station :)
Mar Drakar > 30k each
Mar Drakar > buying 4 x warp core stabs @ Minmatar Mining Corporation Mineral Reserve station :)
Mar Drakar > 30k each
EatsBabies KittenStapler > The other night, i got really stoned, installed EVE, and made an account an character. I just remembered about it and logged on, but i have NO IDEA how to play this game. Anyone want to help me out?
Olixia Castitatis > Quoth spam mail: "Are you ashamed to visit the swimming pool because of your small Penis?"
TrouserDeagle > lol.
Olixia Castitatis > Two things. Firstly, Mr Spammail, what kind of swimming pools do you go to?
TrouserDeagle > Yes...
Olixia Castitatis > Secondly, MY PENIS IS THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
TrouserDeagle > lol.
TrouserDeagle > Damn, I love omgrawr.
Olixia Castitatis > IT IS THE WORLD SNAKE, the beast of Norse mythology that wreaks whole civilizations as it passes.
TrouserDeagle > lol.
Olixia Castitatis > Two things. Firstly, Mr Spammail, what kind of swimming pools do you go to?
TrouserDeagle > Yes...
Olixia Castitatis > Secondly, MY PENIS IS THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
TrouserDeagle > lol.
TrouserDeagle > Damn, I love omgrawr.
Olixia Castitatis > IT IS THE WORLD SNAKE, the beast of Norse mythology that wreaks whole civilizations as it passes.