Khellias > And now, How To Get Shot At In Empire, for n00bs.
Umpani O'Byrne > ]:8) moooo!
Khellias > Augh! Genetically Engineered Livestock!
Umpani O'Byrne > yep...got myself the mad cow implant :)
Khellias > How's that working out for you? I've heard some people have a real beef with it.
Umpani O'Byrne > -5 int, but +10 stubbornness...makes me nearly invincible :)
Khellias > Really bull-headed, huh? Is it true it has a market effect with the whole Bulls and Bears thing?
Umpani O'Byrne > well...its mad "cow" ... naturally im cuckoo for bullish markets... makes me quite randy :)
Khellias > It damages your Charisma, though, doesn't it? Seems like people with it are always putting a hoof in their mouths.
Umpani O'Byrne > :o) ... true but i can compensate with the stubbornness... sooner or (mostly) later ppl will give me what i want :)
Khellias > Takes them a bit to get over you horning in on them?
Umpani O'Byrne > ]:8) moooo!
Khellias > Augh! Genetically Engineered Livestock!
Umpani O'Byrne > yep...got myself the mad cow implant :)
Khellias > How's that working out for you? I've heard some people have a real beef with it.
Umpani O'Byrne > -5 int, but +10 stubbornness...makes me nearly invincible :)
Khellias > Really bull-headed, huh? Is it true it has a market effect with the whole Bulls and Bears thing?
Umpani O'Byrne > well...its mad "cow" ... naturally im cuckoo for bullish markets... makes me quite randy :)
Khellias > It damages your Charisma, though, doesn't it? Seems like people with it are always putting a hoof in their mouths.
Umpani O'Byrne > :o) ... true but i can compensate with the stubbornness... sooner or (mostly) later ppl will give me what i want :)
Khellias > Takes them a bit to get over you horning in on them?
Fey Sceptari > just been raped by fix in 3bk, gimme a break :P
Jaegan > That's soooo hawt.
Jaegan > (pics? vids?)
Fey Sceptari > killmail good enough?
Jaegan > Pfft.. textpr0n is so 1990.
Jaegan > That's soooo hawt.
Jaegan > (pics? vids?)
Fey Sceptari > killmail good enough?
Jaegan > Pfft.. textpr0n is so 1990.
Hellspawn01 > HA!
Hellspawn01 > amarr 4tw
Hellspawn01 > 2005.12.05 19:45:42 combat Your Heavy Beam Laser II perfectly
strikes Sansha Outpost, wrecking for 744.2 damage.
Kaliesin > do that to a ship, not a static target HS
eXpressioN > wheres the fun in that kali? =P
Heratio > loha Expr
eXpressioN > hi
Kaliesin > well the fact they might fire back add interest, typical Amarr picking on a static, undefended target
eXpressioN > lol!
Kaliesin > (on that note I shall not be undocking for at least a week)
Hellspawn01 > amarr 4tw
Hellspawn01 > 2005.12.05 19:45:42 combat Your Heavy Beam Laser II perfectly
strikes Sansha Outpost, wrecking for 744.2 damage.
Kaliesin > do that to a ship, not a static target HS
eXpressioN > wheres the fun in that kali? =P
Heratio > loha Expr
eXpressioN > hi
Kaliesin > well the fact they might fire back add interest, typical Amarr picking on a static, undefended target
eXpressioN > lol!
Kaliesin > (on that note I shall not be undocking for at least a week)
Elena Nihilim > We'll see who can tap F12 the fastest!
Elena Nihilim > Ready?
Vel'Kethor > go
Elena Nihilim > I win!
Vel'Kethor > well yea, its hard for me to find it..... i have dissabilities..
Elena Nihilim > I feel for you man.
Vel'Kethor > dont have to beat a man when he's down you know... could have let me win :(
Elena Nihilim > This is EVE MAN! NOT HELLO KITTY ONLINE! RAWR!
Elena Nihilim > Ready?
Vel'Kethor > go
Elena Nihilim > I win!
Vel'Kethor > well yea, its hard for me to find it..... i have dissabilities..
Elena Nihilim > I feel for you man.
Vel'Kethor > dont have to beat a man when he's down you know... could have let me win :(
Elena Nihilim > This is EVE MAN! NOT HELLO KITTY ONLINE! RAWR!
Leon 026 > lol, took that crusader into hull in 3 volleys
Revan Neferis > lol
Tetsukai > Poor little crusader, just a little ship trying to get by in a big ship world.
Leon 026 > but im in a crow :(
Tetsukai > Yeah, but a crow is useful. Big difference.
Revan Neferis > come on Tet, you love intys
Tetsukai > Yes I do.
Tetsukai > I love them so much, it's kind of creepy.
Revan Neferis > :)
Leon 026 > I dont fly anything other than crows
Tetsukai > Though know I rub my naughty parts on Flycatchers.
Tetsukai > Which are like Interceptors on steroids with rabies.
Leon 026 > crow is cooler :)
Leon 026 > mmmm external rocket pods and that sleek design
Sydious > with toothpick cockpit
Leon 026 > with a badass orange-colored canopy
Tetsukai > And cheers to the Caldari for finally having the balls to make black ships.
Revan Neferis > lol
Leon 026 > the crow is sex. Dont let anyone tell you otherwise.
Tetsukai > Yes it is.
Tetsukai > But the Flycatcher is monkey sex with twelve supermodels.
Leon 026 > haha
Leon 026 > not sure i'd fly one
Tetsukai > It would be fifteen supermodels, but Flycatcher is such a terrible name that some of the honeys ain't havin' it, as the kids say.
Leon 026 > haha
Leon 026 > its a pimp ride though
Leon 026 > but the crow.... the pure agility on this thing.... *drools*
Tetsukai > Yeah, she moves well.
Leon 026 > and dances like she's on ecstasy
Revan Neferis > hummm that was hot
Revan Neferis > lol
Tetsukai > Poor little crusader, just a little ship trying to get by in a big ship world.
Leon 026 > but im in a crow :(
Tetsukai > Yeah, but a crow is useful. Big difference.
Revan Neferis > come on Tet, you love intys
Tetsukai > Yes I do.
Tetsukai > I love them so much, it's kind of creepy.
Revan Neferis > :)
Leon 026 > I dont fly anything other than crows
Tetsukai > Though know I rub my naughty parts on Flycatchers.
Tetsukai > Which are like Interceptors on steroids with rabies.
Leon 026 > crow is cooler :)
Leon 026 > mmmm external rocket pods and that sleek design
Sydious > with toothpick cockpit
Leon 026 > with a badass orange-colored canopy
Tetsukai > And cheers to the Caldari for finally having the balls to make black ships.
Revan Neferis > lol
Leon 026 > the crow is sex. Dont let anyone tell you otherwise.
Tetsukai > Yes it is.
Tetsukai > But the Flycatcher is monkey sex with twelve supermodels.
Leon 026 > haha
Leon 026 > not sure i'd fly one
Tetsukai > It would be fifteen supermodels, but Flycatcher is such a terrible name that some of the honeys ain't havin' it, as the kids say.
Leon 026 > haha
Leon 026 > its a pimp ride though
Leon 026 > but the crow.... the pure agility on this thing.... *drools*
Tetsukai > Yeah, she moves well.
Leon 026 > and dances like she's on ecstasy
Revan Neferis > hummm that was hot
Tyto > lol, mirabilis was a nickname of a teacher at my school
miriablis > bet he didnt have guns though
Tyto > no he was an idiot :)
miriablis > bet he didnt have guns though
Tyto > no he was an idiot :)
Anon1 > I almost had xxangelsxx's corpse once
Anon1 > would have needed cargo expanders to carry it though
Anon1 > would have needed cargo expanders to carry it though
Wonko > do hardeners have to be put anywhere specific? or can i just group them all togther somewhere
Daytrader > yea
Daytrader > They must be aligned with the planet and the moon.
Wonko > huh?
Daytrader > they have to be inline with the moon and the planet the moon orbits
Wonko > your kidding right?
Daytrader > no otherwise they only work at 1/4 strength.
Wonko > wtf
Wonko > are you serious? cause im about to set it
Daytrader > I know... some stupid CCP thing, but I think there are notes in the POS thread about it.
Daytrader > your gonna want one of your guys to warp to the planet then warp back so you can line it up right.
Daytrader > Took Dhan and I about 4 hours to get it right.
Wonko > so if i warp to the planet and then back to the moon it will be in line?
Daytrader > Yea should be
Wonko > ok
Wonko > what a pain in the ass
Wonko > so other than in line, i can put them in 1 big group?
Daytrader > Yea
Wonko > ok
M0RPH > Don't forget to do the hokey-pokey
Wonko > right leg in?
M0RPH > right leg out
Wonko > hmm, i wonder what the story behind inline with the planet and moon is
Wonko > magnetic feilds or something
Eden Maurgen > Possibly... that or someonebeing an ass.
**Other Channel**
M0RPH > lol
M0RPH > sad thing is he really believes you
Daytrader > Yup
M0RPH > i hope he isn't really doing the hokey pokey
vache > hahahahaahahahahahahahahaah
vache > magnetic fields
Daytrader > yea
Daytrader > They must be aligned with the planet and the moon.
Wonko > huh?
Daytrader > they have to be inline with the moon and the planet the moon orbits
Wonko > your kidding right?
Daytrader > no otherwise they only work at 1/4 strength.
Wonko > wtf
Wonko > are you serious? cause im about to set it
Daytrader > I know... some stupid CCP thing, but I think there are notes in the POS thread about it.
Daytrader > your gonna want one of your guys to warp to the planet then warp back so you can line it up right.
Daytrader > Took Dhan and I about 4 hours to get it right.
Wonko > so if i warp to the planet and then back to the moon it will be in line?
Daytrader > Yea should be
Wonko > ok
Wonko > what a pain in the ass
Wonko > so other than in line, i can put them in 1 big group?
Daytrader > Yea
Wonko > ok
M0RPH > Don't forget to do the hokey-pokey
Wonko > right leg in?
M0RPH > right leg out
Wonko > hmm, i wonder what the story behind inline with the planet and moon is
Wonko > magnetic feilds or something
Eden Maurgen > Possibly... that or someonebeing an ass.
**Other Channel**
M0RPH > lol
M0RPH > sad thing is he really believes you
Daytrader > Yup
M0RPH > i hope he isn't really doing the hokey pokey
vache > hahahahaahahahahahahahahaah
vache > magnetic fields
Malikai Larios > if your going to spam, atleast make it something useful like porn links or something
GODFATHER > OMG
Erhard Weigel > omg what?
GODFATHER > i cant tell cause u would kiv
GODFATHER > kick me out of corp
Jaelithe DeJantera > promise we wont.. so do tell.
{a couple of minutes later}
Erhard Weigel > The suspense is killing me GF!
Jaelithe DeJantera > me too
Erhard Weigel > *shouting rhytmically "tell-tell-tell-tell-tell"
GODFATHER > i just realized that u have to activate low slot amor hardeners.......... after 2 years of eve....can u belive this
Jaelithe DeJantera > seriously....
Jaelithe DeJantera > actually it depends on the type gf.. some are automatic.
Erhard Weigel > Hahahahaha
GODFATHER > i pushed them but never reacted..long ago so i thought they are all passive...and i wonder why i keep loosing amarr ships
Erhard Weigel > omg what?
GODFATHER > i cant tell cause u would kiv
GODFATHER > kick me out of corp
Jaelithe DeJantera > promise we wont.. so do tell.
{a couple of minutes later}
Erhard Weigel > The suspense is killing me GF!
Jaelithe DeJantera > me too
Erhard Weigel > *shouting rhytmically "tell-tell-tell-tell-tell"
GODFATHER > i just realized that u have to activate low slot amor hardeners.......... after 2 years of eve....can u belive this
Jaelithe DeJantera > seriously....
Jaelithe DeJantera > actually it depends on the type gf.. some are automatic.
Erhard Weigel > Hahahahaha
GODFATHER > i pushed them but never reacted..long ago so i thought they are all passive...and i wonder why i keep loosing amarr ships