Captain Da > Yo mamma's so fat cloaked caps instalock her
Captain Da > Yo mamma's so fat she takes a half hour to align.
g0ggalor > ur mom is so fat, she needs a cyno field just to go to the bathroom
Captain Da > Yo mamma's so fat they don't let her into highsec
Mantric Roscart > She gets stuck in warpgates?
Captain Da > Yo mamma's so fat she can structure tank.
Ellio Starkiller > Your mammas so slow, when she turns on micro-warpdrive she only goes 0.30 ms.
Captain Da > Yo mamma's so fat she collapses wormholes
Jabula > so big her gravitational field bends light?
Captain Da > Yo mamma's so fat pod pilots make humorous comments about her weight problem.
Captain Da > Yo mamma's so fat she takes a half hour to align.
g0ggalor > ur mom is so fat, she needs a cyno field just to go to the bathroom
Captain Da > Yo mamma's so fat they don't let her into highsec
Mantric Roscart > She gets stuck in warpgates?
Captain Da > Yo mamma's so fat she can structure tank.
Ellio Starkiller > Your mammas so slow, when she turns on micro-warpdrive she only goes 0.30 ms.
Captain Da > Yo mamma's so fat she collapses wormholes
Jabula > so big her gravitational field bends light?
Captain Da > Yo mamma's so fat pod pilots make humorous comments about her weight problem.
holymeloncrusader: Minmatar is easy.. Strap rocket to ass. Tape uzi to forehead. Light rocket and scream while firing.
Karrimdra > my pods in structure, this is funny
b00gieman > ok ty
Cuplarca > pod in structure lol
Kara Talisman > dont sneeze karri you may pod yerself
Kjewla > lol
b00gieman > ok ty
Cuplarca > pod in structure lol
Kara Talisman > dont sneeze karri you may pod yerself
Kjewla > lol
Uninvited Janitor > God I love beer... don't you love beer?
Solara Hawk > indeed
Solara Hawk > though some nice spiced rum now n then doesnt hurt either
Uninvited Janitor > it's like a cold, bitter but tasty friend
Solara Hawk > lol i agree
Stacrihri > wife ?
Solara Hawk > HAHA
Uninvited Janitor > no, she's only cold and bitter
Solara Hawk > indeed
Solara Hawk > though some nice spiced rum now n then doesnt hurt either
Uninvited Janitor > it's like a cold, bitter but tasty friend
Solara Hawk > lol i agree
Stacrihri > wife ?
Solara Hawk > HAHA
Uninvited Janitor > no, she's only cold and bitter
Amith Silvermoon > /emote Consider shouting Leeroy jenkins and attacking IAC dreads
Crucifier > have fun
Amith Silvermoon > :( i think the lag would kill me
Amior > it would :P
Amior > cause 600 more hostiles are coming
Amith Silvermoon > well im sitting in the Pos IAC are sieging enjoying the show
Omeega > how many capitals have they got?
Amith Silvermoon > sec
Amith Silvermoon > 14 and 1 corpse
Crucifier > hmm
Crucifier > ingenius
Crucifier > corpse > all
Morris Falter > that corpse does mad damage
Morris Falter > i'd run personally
Amith Silvermoon > yes i was gonna try and take out the corpse
Crucifier > ROFL
Crucifier > YEAH GOOD LUCK
Amior > u know what really stinks... ur mwding away from hostiles and a corpse happens to be in front of you and bumps u
Amith Silvermoon > its clearly the backbone of the fleet
Amior > then u die and get podded
Philippe Alumeres > lol
Amith Silvermoon > 2007.01.05 20:28:05 Combat Your Sabretooth Light Missile hits D Gelalder's frozen corpse, doing 103.5 damage. Yarrr
Crucifier > have fun
Amith Silvermoon > :( i think the lag would kill me
Amior > it would :P
Amior > cause 600 more hostiles are coming
Amith Silvermoon > well im sitting in the Pos IAC are sieging enjoying the show
Omeega > how many capitals have they got?
Amith Silvermoon > sec
Amith Silvermoon > 14 and 1 corpse
Crucifier > hmm
Crucifier > ingenius
Crucifier > corpse > all
Morris Falter > that corpse does mad damage
Morris Falter > i'd run personally
Amith Silvermoon > yes i was gonna try and take out the corpse
Crucifier > ROFL
Crucifier > YEAH GOOD LUCK
Amior > u know what really stinks... ur mwding away from hostiles and a corpse happens to be in front of you and bumps u
Amith Silvermoon > its clearly the backbone of the fleet
Amior > then u die and get podded
Philippe Alumeres > lol
Amith Silvermoon > 2007.01.05 20:28:05 Combat Your Sabretooth Light Missile hits D Gelalder's frozen corpse, doing 103.5 damage. Yarrr
tyrael deathwing > wtb social life
tyrael deathwing > nobody?
tyrael deathwing > :(
Soul Redemption > we cant sell you any if we dont have any
tyrael deathwing > nobody?
tyrael deathwing > :(
Soul Redemption > we cant sell you any if we dont have any
Bucefalus Black > do you get mute from oral sex than?
Jago Kain > no comment
Jago Kain > no comment
Fatwatai > Dude,...
Fatwatai > Note.
Fatwatai > That thing is being tanked...
Fatwatai > BY A HEAVY DRONE. With Logi support.
Jhaelin Anarise > Motherfucker killed my drone.
Jhaelin Anarise > Hmm. Maybe not
Fatwatai > Heavy Drone.
Fatwatai > Tanked a battleship.
Fatwatai > You win at EVE now.
Vizagrim > I'm sorry... BUT.... LMMFAO
Jhaelin Anarise > But it's not responding to my commands. Hmm.
Stelios Alexis > You win a free internet. Don't spend it all in one place.
Fatwatai > It can't hear the commands over the sounds of how awesome it is.
Fatwatai > Note.
Fatwatai > That thing is being tanked...
Fatwatai > BY A HEAVY DRONE. With Logi support.
Jhaelin Anarise > Motherfucker killed my drone.
Jhaelin Anarise > Hmm. Maybe not
Fatwatai > Heavy Drone.
Fatwatai > Tanked a battleship.
Fatwatai > You win at EVE now.
Vizagrim > I'm sorry... BUT.... LMMFAO
Jhaelin Anarise > But it's not responding to my commands. Hmm.
Stelios Alexis > You win a free internet. Don't spend it all in one place.
Fatwatai > It can't hear the commands over the sounds of how awesome it is.
Derious > F-42 Reiterative Multi-Frequency Backup Sensors does this prevent pirates from hacking your warp drive?
Cheeseball > http://www.omgrawr.net/quote/3956
Cheeseball > lol! Awesome quote
Quinn Oron > That's pretty embarrassing.
Cheeseball > Yeah, I reckon
Quinn Oron > Who the heck flies a Harpy these days?
Cheeseball > Uhh...
Cheeseball > lol! Awesome quote
Quinn Oron > That's pretty embarrassing.
Cheeseball > Yeah, I reckon
Quinn Oron > Who the heck flies a Harpy these days?
Cheeseball > Uhh...