Leopold II > heh.. gotta love wrecks with names like "I am faster than you" :)
Shadow XII > Hey Xav
Shadow XII > You'll never guess where I am :D
XAV13R > eveing
XAV13R > go on, surprise me
Shadow XII > Gallente space
XAV13R > ?
Shadow XII > Im in the middle of the frickin' Gallente Federation
XAV13R > what you doing over there?
XAV13R > you trading?
Shadow XII > Nah, I just woke up here
XAV13R > lol what?
XAV13R > got popped?
Shadow XII > Probably. And my hangar has a dozen Exotic Dancers in it so whatever I did last night must have been good
Shadow XII > You'll never guess where I am :D
XAV13R > eveing
XAV13R > go on, surprise me
Shadow XII > Gallente space
XAV13R > ?
Shadow XII > Im in the middle of the frickin' Gallente Federation
XAV13R > what you doing over there?
XAV13R > you trading?
Shadow XII > Nah, I just woke up here
XAV13R > lol what?
XAV13R > got popped?
Shadow XII > Probably. And my hangar has a dozen Exotic Dancers in it so whatever I did last night must have been good
Brokar Adeen > i jumped to hofjaldgund now
Twin Turbo > ...is that a real system or you just running your fingers over the keyboard
Twin Turbo > ...is that a real system or you just running your fingers over the keyboard
Zoey Redbird > i dont want ur corp
Unit 50 > Good, my corp don't want u.
Zoey Redbird > yay
Bethany Blaze > Zoey vs. Unit! FIGHT!
Zaharic > /emote rings bell GOGO
Bethany Blaze > Unit and Zoey, pick your weapons.
Zoey Redbird > i mean unit 50 what u over compensating for ur shoty
Unit 50 > I will simply flash her. Being a lesbian she will flee and I will win by default.
Unit 50 > /emote wins.
Domin Mitauchi > sound like a fight Zoey has had before :P
Voidfallen > zing!
Gromash > /emote hands zoey battleaxe
Unit 50 > Hey no fair I want a battle axe
A Rednova > /emote grabs some pop corn and watches
Gromash > /emote hands unit a teaspoon
A Rednova > /emote hands unit a dildo
Unit 50 > This is a stacked match
Sylvana Perks > oh at least make it a spork
Bethany Blaze > Unit chooses a teaspoon; Zoey, a battle axe!
Bethany Blaze > The match begins! FIGHT!
Zoey Redbird > /emote laughs
Zaharic > /emote grabs the universal remote
Voidfallen > 500 ISK on teaspoon evisceration
A Rednova > ill take that bet sir
Voidfallen > bet!
Unit 50 > We all know women are incompetent. She will gladly trade me her battle axe for a teaspoon to prepare herself more dishes to clean.
A Rednova > unit, you fail
Unit 50 > I will take advantage of this gap in which she is cleaning and hack her up.
A Rednova > you fail horridly
Zoey Redbird > /emote grabs his ball firmly pulls down
Unit 50 > Good, my corp don't want u.
Zoey Redbird > yay
Bethany Blaze > Zoey vs. Unit! FIGHT!
Zaharic > /emote rings bell GOGO
Bethany Blaze > Unit and Zoey, pick your weapons.
Zoey Redbird > i mean unit 50 what u over compensating for ur shoty
Unit 50 > I will simply flash her. Being a lesbian she will flee and I will win by default.
Unit 50 > /emote wins.
Domin Mitauchi > sound like a fight Zoey has had before :P
Voidfallen > zing!
Gromash > /emote hands zoey battleaxe
Unit 50 > Hey no fair I want a battle axe
A Rednova > /emote grabs some pop corn and watches
Gromash > /emote hands unit a teaspoon
A Rednova > /emote hands unit a dildo
Unit 50 > This is a stacked match
Sylvana Perks > oh at least make it a spork
Bethany Blaze > Unit chooses a teaspoon; Zoey, a battle axe!
Bethany Blaze > The match begins! FIGHT!
Zoey Redbird > /emote laughs
Zaharic > /emote grabs the universal remote
Voidfallen > 500 ISK on teaspoon evisceration
A Rednova > ill take that bet sir
Voidfallen > bet!
Unit 50 > We all know women are incompetent. She will gladly trade me her battle axe for a teaspoon to prepare herself more dishes to clean.
A Rednova > unit, you fail
Unit 50 > I will take advantage of this gap in which she is cleaning and hack her up.
A Rednova > you fail horridly
Zoey Redbird > /emote grabs his ball firmly pulls down
Tessa Yor > Es catch up :)
Tessa Yor > we are on ts
esmerelda dump > trying
PaND3M0NiUM > dont tell me you can't catch up to a freighter :S :)
esmerelda dump > keep your pants on mate
PaND3M0NiUM > actually, i am pantless now... web cams ftw :)
esmerelda dump > i'm glad i cant see you then
terminalverlocit > pand how many times have I told you its not good to fly pantless what happens if you get into a reck
PaND3M0NiUM > playing eve nekked is teh way 2 go
PaND3M0NiUM > >:)
esmerelda dump > what happens if you shit yourself
esmerelda dump > then it goes everywhere man
PaND3M0NiUM > at least i never crap my pants... my chair: aye, but my pants: never
Tessa Yor > we are on ts
esmerelda dump > trying
PaND3M0NiUM > dont tell me you can't catch up to a freighter :S :)
esmerelda dump > keep your pants on mate
PaND3M0NiUM > actually, i am pantless now... web cams ftw :)
esmerelda dump > i'm glad i cant see you then
terminalverlocit > pand how many times have I told you its not good to fly pantless what happens if you get into a reck
PaND3M0NiUM > playing eve nekked is teh way 2 go
PaND3M0NiUM > >:)
esmerelda dump > what happens if you shit yourself
esmerelda dump > then it goes everywhere man
PaND3M0NiUM > at least i never crap my pants... my chair: aye, but my pants: never
(on eve's new autopiliot voice)
<Verone> Too emo for me tbh. Everytime i hear "warp drive active" im waiting for the "oh woe is me life is so cruel"
<Deja Thoris> Seriously. Pass me the razorblades.
<Verone> Too emo for me tbh. Everytime i hear "warp drive active" im waiting for the "oh woe is me life is so cruel"
<Deja Thoris> Seriously. Pass me the razorblades.
Oveur > yeah, I guess I can roleplay a bit with ya
Oveur > DEATH TO PA
geewiz > hey that 12 misle launchers you got or engines ?
Gorthalion > *druels*
PsychoFluff > >:)
Xeaon > lol
Munch > omfg lol
THX22 RAGE > woot
Zoriander > hahaha
PaulAtreides > w00t!
Gorthalion > w00t
geewiz > woot oveur for presdient
Galaxion > oveur for teh win!
Weyounsix > this is PA space dont say that
Oveur > now if I only had a gun on this ship
Oveur > DEATH TO PA
geewiz > hey that 12 misle launchers you got or engines ?
Gorthalion > *druels*
PsychoFluff > >:)
Xeaon > lol
Munch > omfg lol
THX22 RAGE > woot
Zoriander > hahaha
PaulAtreides > w00t!
Gorthalion > w00t
geewiz > woot oveur for presdient
Galaxion > oveur for teh win!
Weyounsix > this is PA space dont say that
Oveur > now if I only had a gun on this ship
Carim FalNador > I knew there was a reason I was living in 1v.
Romulus XII > enlighten us :)
Carim FalNador > Less getting trapped in station.
Carim FalNador > More not being able to shoot anything because everything is blue.
Romulus XII > well our new neighbours are quite generous with the ammo :)
Romulus XII > specialy the one thrown our way
Carim FalNador > I don't see much T2 or Faction ammo though.
Carim FalNador > They obviously don't love us that much.
Romulus XII > enlighten us :)
Carim FalNador > Less getting trapped in station.
Carim FalNador > More not being able to shoot anything because everything is blue.
Romulus XII > well our new neighbours are quite generous with the ammo :)
Romulus XII > specialy the one thrown our way
Carim FalNador > I don't see much T2 or Faction ammo though.
Carim FalNador > They obviously don't love us that much.
Azia Burgi > should i try selling this civ shield booster bpo?
Pain God > err.....you might try giving it away.....or paying someone to take it from you
Azia Burgi > lol
Pain God > err.....you might try giving it away.....or paying someone to take it from you
Azia Burgi > lol
Juicius > what is our closest allie?
Haakelen > this is
Haakelen > <url=showinfo:3090>425mm Railgun II</url>
Haakelen > it's also our diplo
cyanogen > :)
Haakelen > this is
Haakelen > <url=showinfo:3090>425mm Railgun II</url>
Haakelen > it's also our diplo
cyanogen > :)