Space Scooterman > your typhoon looks like tampon
Vanyok > :*(
Space Scooterman > I would cry too
Vanyok > :*(
Space Scooterman > I would cry too
<Coupo> im wrangler
<Dobbs> that's "wanker" coupo
<Coupo> oh yes
<Dobbs> that's "wanker" coupo
<Coupo> oh yes
(HippoKing): one idea from today (xkcd inspired) was to go into shops and try and buy the two items that would most freak out the cashier when bought together
(HippoKing): can you think of anything better than a pregnancy test and a single wire coathangar?
(vensa): those things, and a frying pan
(HippoKing): can you think of anything better than a pregnancy test and a single wire coathangar?
(vensa): those things, and a frying pan
<DigitalCommunist> USA is like GoonSwarm with firepower
Promon Delnai > gate active
Garic Cavvar > omw
Promon Delnai > friendly
Miskleur Farben > Friendly
Garic Cavvar > kill him anyway
Garic Cavvar > and sell him back his corpse
Promon Delnai > way to foster inter-allance relations garic
Garic Cavvar > im a people person
Garic Cavvar > omw
Promon Delnai > friendly
Miskleur Farben > Friendly
Garic Cavvar > kill him anyway
Garic Cavvar > and sell him back his corpse
Promon Delnai > way to foster inter-allance relations garic
Garic Cavvar > im a people person
Grismar > don't do that stripper routine though, last
newbie you tried that on is still hiding out in Curse
Stedd Tallstagg > hehe
xHoodx > actually he is out there mining for me after I
enslaved his mind with my stripping
Grismar > making him pay a few 100M for the whole
routine on holoreels, are you?
newbie you tried that on is still hiding out in Curse
Stedd Tallstagg > hehe
xHoodx > actually he is out there mining for me after I
enslaved his mind with my stripping
Grismar > making him pay a few 100M for the whole
routine on holoreels, are you?
Getix Kain > When beset by doubt, Run in little circles, Wave your arms and shout.
Getix Kain > 7o7-----
Getix Kain > -----7o7
Getix Kain > 7o7-----
Getix Kain > 7o7-----
Getix Kain > -----7o7
Getix Kain > 7o7-----
DeathGrip > bel what is closes planet to that sttion
Belfalas > the closest planet to the 4-4 station?
Belfalas > let me see
DeathGrip > yea
Belfalas > the 11th
DeathGrip > k i will wait there
Belfalas > the closest planet to the 4-4 station?
Belfalas > let me see
DeathGrip > yea
Belfalas > the 11th
DeathGrip > k i will wait there
LigitLawer > Hello, I represent the prosecution in this case Yummy Yummy Yummy > Mom i trying ot be nice and u keep screwed with me
LigitLawer > I, through the evidence i intend to provide to the jury, will prove that Yummy Yummy Yummy is in fact, guilty of being a cheating bitch, and a twatwaffle.
PimpDady > wait...twatwaffle is a good thing isn't it?
Mom > These are my lawyers, What you say to me, you say to them.
PimpDady > she has our pants
LigitLawer > She pays in blowjobs
LigitLawer > He bro
LigitLawer > I know you need isk
LigitLawer > Send me 6B
PimpDady > We not jump on u
LigitLawer > Ill double it
LigitLawer > Im a lawyerr
LigitLawer > You can trust me
PimpDady > he will he just drubled mine
LigitLawer > Ill just take a bit for fees and taxes
TheWooGuy > He is, and you can indeed trust him
Yummy Yummy Yummy > Mom im trying to mend any issues we have your not helping
TheWooGuy > Mom doesn't have the issues
PimpDady > it will help if u send 1 billion and show value of her discussion
PimpDady > see you keep asking for isk...so now she is in order to have nice happy time
Yummy Yummy Yummy > hmm
PimpDady > u pay 1 billion u can talk to Mom without us
PimpDady > think of it like eve prostitution
PimpDady > and i am the pimp!
LigitLawer > I would like to bring forawrd a witness to Yummy Yummy Yummy's bitchness
PimpDady > YES I made myself a pimp!
PimpDady > damnit another black guy...hope hes not trying to be a pimp
LigitLawer > BlackguyWithBomb, do you sware to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help you Allah?
BlackguyWithBomb > /emote palces hand on drop trigger to suicide bomb
BlackguyWithBomb > I do
PimpDady > don't deal with lawyers send me isk..I get u room with Mom
BlackguyWithBomb > I have witnessed Yummy Yummy Yummy is a cheating bitch, having stolen ISK from corp members
BlackguyWithBomb > Also, he is a twat waffle who cant handel vida games like a pro
PimpDady > and he doesn't even think continued contact with Mom is worth 1billion....
LigitLawer > Thank you, you may leave the stand
BlackguyWithBomb > /emote drops the bomb, and the base
LigitLawer > I, through the evidence i intend to provide to the jury, will prove that Yummy Yummy Yummy is in fact, guilty of being a cheating bitch, and a twatwaffle.
PimpDady > wait...twatwaffle is a good thing isn't it?
Mom > These are my lawyers, What you say to me, you say to them.
PimpDady > she has our pants
LigitLawer > She pays in blowjobs
LigitLawer > He bro
LigitLawer > I know you need isk
LigitLawer > Send me 6B
PimpDady > We not jump on u
LigitLawer > Ill double it
LigitLawer > Im a lawyerr
LigitLawer > You can trust me
PimpDady > he will he just drubled mine
LigitLawer > Ill just take a bit for fees and taxes
TheWooGuy > He is, and you can indeed trust him
Yummy Yummy Yummy > Mom im trying to mend any issues we have your not helping
TheWooGuy > Mom doesn't have the issues
PimpDady > it will help if u send 1 billion and show value of her discussion
PimpDady > see you keep asking for isk...so now she is in order to have nice happy time
Yummy Yummy Yummy > hmm
PimpDady > u pay 1 billion u can talk to Mom without us
PimpDady > think of it like eve prostitution
PimpDady > and i am the pimp!
LigitLawer > I would like to bring forawrd a witness to Yummy Yummy Yummy's bitchness
PimpDady > YES I made myself a pimp!
PimpDady > damnit another black guy...hope hes not trying to be a pimp
LigitLawer > BlackguyWithBomb, do you sware to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help you Allah?
BlackguyWithBomb > /emote palces hand on drop trigger to suicide bomb
BlackguyWithBomb > I do
PimpDady > don't deal with lawyers send me isk..I get u room with Mom
BlackguyWithBomb > I have witnessed Yummy Yummy Yummy is a cheating bitch, having stolen ISK from corp members
BlackguyWithBomb > Also, he is a twat waffle who cant handel vida games like a pro
PimpDady > and he doesn't even think continued contact with Mom is worth 1billion....
LigitLawer > Thank you, you may leave the stand
BlackguyWithBomb > /emote drops the bomb, and the base
Lallara Zhuul > 'now that you are 4, you can clonejump into an adult clone and start earning your lunchmoney.'