Reachok > 2007.01.31 03:08:15 Combat Your attempts to kick the dog are met by solid oak table inflicting uber damage in your old ass knee, resulting in lingering pain and no ill effects to the dog.
Belfalas > ray did u see that australian guy who paints with his c0ck
Rayvan > ummmm no
Alfred AngloSaxon > he wish he did tho
Toppar Wear > lol
Belfalas > Under the artistic pseudonym "Pricasso", Patch uses his penis to paint portraits, landscapes and female nudes.
Belfalas > "I dip it in the paint and then apply it to the canvas," says the 56-year-old who grew up in England. "I began doing it at a party around Christmas time. Now I videotape all my work, because sometimes people don't believe me."
Belfalas > http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/07/20/patch21706_wideweb__470x352,0.jpg
Belfalas > now i wonder what kind of parties they have in australia
Toppar Wear > lol
Toppar Wear > im just thinking about how hard it will be to paint nude ppl if u have a hard on, lol
Pilk > I'd think it'd be difficult the other way, personally.
Pilk > Although what'd really kill me would be running low on paint on the tip.
Pilk > Paper cuts are bad, mmkay?
Rayvan > ok who the hell wants to see a 56 yr old penis paint anyway?
Toppar Wear > might be - AFK (TESTING NOW) ;P
Rayvan > ummmm no
Alfred AngloSaxon > he wish he did tho
Toppar Wear > lol
Belfalas > Under the artistic pseudonym "Pricasso", Patch uses his penis to paint portraits, landscapes and female nudes.
Belfalas > "I dip it in the paint and then apply it to the canvas," says the 56-year-old who grew up in England. "I began doing it at a party around Christmas time. Now I videotape all my work, because sometimes people don't believe me."
Belfalas > http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/07/20/patch21706_wideweb__470x352,0.jpg
Belfalas > now i wonder what kind of parties they have in australia
Toppar Wear > lol
Toppar Wear > im just thinking about how hard it will be to paint nude ppl if u have a hard on, lol
Pilk > I'd think it'd be difficult the other way, personally.
Pilk > Although what'd really kill me would be running low on paint on the tip.
Pilk > Paper cuts are bad, mmkay?
Rayvan > ok who the hell wants to see a 56 yr old penis paint anyway?
Toppar Wear > might be - AFK (TESTING NOW) ;P
Weekas Slave > It's like seasons turning, water flowing or Chribba mining.. it is the way of the world
Roxanna Kell > any one got a sensor booster 2?
Tamora > i got like 7 but they are all fitted. sry
Tamora > };)
Rey Tiburon > lol
Roxanna Kell > o0
Jay Phor > lol
Roxanna Kell > you sure 6 wotn be enogh
LordPhoenix > lol
Tamora > stacking penalties are urban legend tbh
Rey Tiburon > im more curious what ha has on the 8:th slot that is so important
Jay Phor > got a remote sensor scorp for hire guys, 10 mil isk /h , get boosted and be bbqer of the day :P
Tamora > i lock before i even log into the game
Tamora > o/
Tamora > i got like 7 but they are all fitted. sry
Tamora > };)
Rey Tiburon > lol
Roxanna Kell > o0
Jay Phor > lol
Roxanna Kell > you sure 6 wotn be enogh
LordPhoenix > lol
Tamora > stacking penalties are urban legend tbh
Rey Tiburon > im more curious what ha has on the 8:th slot that is so important
Jay Phor > got a remote sensor scorp for hire guys, 10 mil isk /h , get boosted and be bbqer of the day :P
Tamora > i lock before i even log into the game
Tamora > o/
Pseudo Ucksth > i'm going to buy a titan and put a cloaking device on it and use it to sneak up behind people mining in 0.0 and uncloak and be like "SUPRISE!!! TITAN" and see how many of them pee themselves and how long they sit there terrofied before they warp
Daniel Jackson > EVERY 1 CONVO ME IF U SEE Sam Bladeheart
Daniel Jackson > in space
Bernprint > lol
vamp199 > whats in it for us?
vamp199 > :P
Daniel Jackson > well if u keep trying to find him and if i get him ill give u 1mil isk
vamp199 > hmm 1 mill that sucks
Tarm > What has he done?
Daniel Jackson > killred alot of our members
Daniel Jackson > and killed 75mil worth of my stuff
Tarm > Is he at war with you?
Daniel Jackson > wile i was ice minong
Daniel Jackson > no hes some jerk who got in corp and started killing every 1
Daniel Jackson > today
Tarm > :
Daniel Jackson > somone
Daniel Jackson > drop a can of fof missles
Daniel Jackson > nere me
Daniel Jackson > ill pay u 5mil
Daniel Jackson > searisly
Daniel Jackson > fof cruise missles
Daniel Jackson > actualy ill give u 10mil
Bannie Bajannie > why?
Sam Bladeheart > cause he found me :D
Daniel Jackson > and he has me targed jammed
Daniel Jackson > im at 2ed station
Daniel Jackson > in space
Bernprint > lol
vamp199 > whats in it for us?
vamp199 > :P
Daniel Jackson > well if u keep trying to find him and if i get him ill give u 1mil isk
vamp199 > hmm 1 mill that sucks
Tarm > What has he done?
Daniel Jackson > killred alot of our members
Daniel Jackson > and killed 75mil worth of my stuff
Tarm > Is he at war with you?
Daniel Jackson > wile i was ice minong
Daniel Jackson > no hes some jerk who got in corp and started killing every 1
Daniel Jackson > today
Tarm > :
Daniel Jackson > somone
Daniel Jackson > drop a can of fof missles
Daniel Jackson > nere me
Daniel Jackson > ill pay u 5mil
Daniel Jackson > searisly
Daniel Jackson > fof cruise missles
Daniel Jackson > actualy ill give u 10mil
Bannie Bajannie > why?
Sam Bladeheart > cause he found me :D
Daniel Jackson > and he has me targed jammed
Daniel Jackson > im at 2ed station
Scorpio Dantes > Jon! You malodorous little pervert! I thought I smelled you here!
Scorpio Dantes > What, is your tongue stuck in Gosok's ear? Talk to me baby!
Atandros > I'm not quite sure that's the right orifice, Scorpio.
Scorpio Dantes > I know Atandros, but there are children present!
Scorpio Dantes > What, is your tongue stuck in Gosok's ear? Talk to me baby!
Atandros > I'm not quite sure that's the right orifice, Scorpio.
Scorpio Dantes > I know Atandros, but there are children present!
<Kesper North> yo momma's so fat she makes an obelisk look like an interceptor!
Jin Entres > Notify: you are now Veldspar, and there is a blob of Hulks inbound.
Wolf La'tar > some peeps like to fail then theres other people that want to bring fail to a whole other level