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Stele Toque > i was wondering what to name my mach
Fal > Fal's Machariel :P
Dreadbeard Squidhook > oh i thought you were gonna name it waaaaaaaaaaaaah
Dreadbeard Squidhook > like you're gonna cry when i hit you w/ this waaaaaaah
Fal > name it 'height restrictions apply'
Zhiorenu > name it 'nervous'
Zhiorenu > then when you get blown up youll be left with a nervous wreck
Ithildin > I realize it's every man's dream to be a woman for a day or two, but don't you think genetic engineering just cause it's fun is a bit extreme?
Xune > hell if they can do that
Xune > its just a step away from giving me that tail and earĀ“s
Iam Asham > so what's the score?
Tatsu Tahime > 76 : 12
Tatsu Tahime > With 42 minutes worth of injury time still to go.
Tatsu Tahime > The visiting team has just fielded their sledgehammer squad.
Tatsu Tahime > And the groundskeepers are replacing the third landmine belt following the streaker incident.
Empress Shark > good - as long as we don't have to deploy the ground assault blimp
Tatsu Tahime > That's not a permitted play anyway, not until the semi-finals.
Empress Shark > :)
Empress Shark > enough ice hockey talk
Rek Jaiga > /emote cylon-mates-with KorKor
Rek Jaiga > I am taking your DNA, and making it better. Silly organic.
Korinne > did you just merge our programming?
Rek Jaiga > <i>Yes</i>
Korinne > kiki is going to be mad at us
Nethys Axion > uh oh
Rek Jaiga > She can parse with us.
Korinne > doesnt that make us polygamists then?
Nethys Axion > ahhfeels good to play on max graphics again
Rek Jaiga > What's wrong with that?
Rek Jaiga > ...you mean you didn't know?
Rek Jaiga > nice, Nethys!
Nethys Axion > I think Kiki <i>is </i>in fact polygamist
Rek Jaiga > polyamorous, yes
Nethys Axion > yeah
Korinne > i think some of our programming is corrupt, since certain runtimes are corresponding as independent processes
Nethys Axion > I feel like I'm reading a script for java porn
Rek Jaiga > Hrm....but KorKor.
Rek Jaiga > We'll just build all night until there are no syntax errors.
Korinne > we need to recompile our newly merged firmware
Rek Jaiga > We're dealing with firmware? I was speaking machine language, because you made me hardware.
Nethys Axion > /emote facepalms
Nethys Axion > <i>hard</i>
Nethys Axion > <i>in multiple dimensions</i>
Rek Jaiga > ...yes
Korinne > one moment.... humor scripts are occupying all available resources
Korinne > "you make me hardware"
Rek Jaiga > Was there a semantic error on that line?
Nethys Axion > "my feelings for you are not a matter of coding now, because you made me hardware"
Korinne > possibly.
Rek Jaiga > Read string "hardware". Delete all chars after index 3.
Korinne > DEP runtimes have been activated, recommend rolling back to a previous restore point....
Rek Jaiga > Nooo I moved too fast
Korinne > mv merge.dat > FriendZone/Rek.dat
wartzilla> i dont think fire would kill him
wartzilla> much like cockroaches he'll be here after ww3
wartzilla> linking tranny porn
(referencing a bumper sticker he saw)
Centra Spike > "Be nice to America or we'll bring Democracy to you next."
<Rhae[sleeping]> http://www.askoxford.com/worldofwords/wordayear/?view=uk
<Cinnander> 1929 sex 1956 sexy
<Cinnander> ...
<HellGremlin> Sounds like any given day for me
<HellGremlin> Took them 27 years to tack on the 'y', eh?
<Cinnander> yeah
<Rhae[getting_drunk]> yup
<Cinnander> "Cor look at 'er, she's ... she... i want to sex her."
<Cinnander> "you mean she's ... sexy?"
<Cinnander> "YEAH!"
Fi0nA > chicken run? lmao
Fi0nA > that movie's all about the cock
Fi0nA > ...literally
Doug > LOL
Valan > hehe
Doug > you've been around Gundog/Leonstein to long
Leonstein > ive seen alot of movies 50% about the cock >)
Gvivz > DO NOT
Gvivz > DO NOT
Gvivz > DO NOT
AaronKable > ???
Gvivz > move battleships
Gvivz > without SCOUTS
Gvivz > just in case anyone didt catch me earlier
Reithen > Im NoT, wHo Is???
AaronKable > what iss going on i am so confused...
AaronKable > hehe iss
Reithen > lol
Gvivz > lol
AaronKable > hey... i just noticed something...
Mortimus > wot?
Reithen > aaron - 5% less gang coordination per level of everything.
Tiffy Mezzier > I've decided that women have a 20% logic resistance bonus per level
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