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Haffrage > But no matter which one it is, I'm still sexy, so it's cool.
* Dezzereth looks confused............ ah.. right .....
Gothikia > i gave up trying to understand haff a long time ago
Dezzereth > lol
Haffrage > Yeah, I seem to speak in a language you can't get unless you hear my tone of voice or see my hand gestures. Which are also extremely sexy.
Haffrage > ...I'm in denial =(
Gothikia > rofl
Koronakesh > not like i made her chest start growing at 16
Koronakesh > ......aaaaaand wrong channel.
Galleim Hartook > while we're on spoilers, Vader is Luke's dad.
Druadan > yes! that reminds me... when we went to see Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, we got in for a 6pm showing while everyone was lunching about after work.
Druadan > so when we came out there was this massive queue, four people wide, of folk being fed into the various cinematoriums showing the film.
Druadan > as we walked by them to get out, I turn to one of my mates and say, as loud as possible, "I can't believe Darth Vader was Indy's dad!"
Amia Valiente > a cinematorium... is that like a crematorium?
Druadan > yeah, but it's air conditioned... and there's no fire. I just didn't think auditorium accurately described the big room you sit in to watch a movie.
Michus Danether > they should make cinemas that are a combination of cinematorium and crematorium, so people sit there and watch the movie, and then you burn them.
Kal Omen > they already did that, and they called it the holocaust.
Druadan > when the surviving movie-goers end up running the Wall Street Journal and the national banks, I'll be more inclined to believe you.
Michus Danether > actually they did already do my idea; they called it The Happening, by M. Knight Shyamalan
Onyxalia La'fiette > i see failsauce leaking from your ship buddy....might wanna get that checked...
Nox Domini > your face ftl
Ocara Nezus > Come within about 140km of Rokh and say that!
Nox Domini > it cant shoot straight neways
Nox Domini > we been through this
Ocara Nezus > yer, we have..
Ocara Nezus > The problem is that in CAN shoot straight, its the freeking target that keeps moving...
TheHobGoblin > MWDed in under his pulses and drained his cap to nothing
Nova Strikes > i was sucking off both the phantasm and Archies Temp at the same time, dont think i was to good with the nos tho, dont have t2
Kerosene > oo-er Nova
Nova Strikes > huh?
Kerosene > Did you suck off anything else?
Nova Strikes > yes i think skully was in a frigate
Kerosene > So you sucked off Skully?
Nova Strikes > sucked him too
Kerosene > o/
Nova Strikes > yes and archie and sloan
Nova Strikes > what?
Nova Strikes > .......
Kerosene > I'm pissing myself here
Nova Strikes > ...ye bastard!
Nova Strikes > :(
Sakura Nihil > Those who can, PvP. Those who can't, fly Caldari.
Brae Tolk > hi guys
Brae Tolk > got a weird problem
AeolusWind > Go ahead Brae :)
Brae Tolk > i'm currently training bc to lvl 3
Brae Tolk > and at the same time the sp for evasive maneuvering are going backwards
AeolusWind > 0_o
Brae Tolk > it was supposed to finish yesterday
AeolusWind > You can't train two skills at once
Pyrrhon > backwards
Vinduress > well sheesh, everyone knows you can't fly a BC and be evasive at the
same time!!!?!?
UVPhoenix2 > Fehz you ever go on vent?
Fehz > I wonder what people in my office would think about me talking about ruling the universe from my cubicle.
Fehz > they might say "you're on the right track, but are you sure you want all that paperwork?"
nillocdirts: hmm so harvies sell good
nillocdirts: but I was worried that someone was underselling me
nillocdirts: so I undercut them by spelling harvester correctly. they spelled it harvestor. hehe. thank god escrow is alphabetized.
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