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Alanaa > theres a couple of punis on escrow for you
Alanaa > i dont know where i put your original lot
Old Winter > wonder where the others went
Veerloth > they eloped together and ran off to have lots of little puni's
D0INK > was gonna sell those canes
Alpha Plus > sell them to concord
Alpha Plus > they buy them at explosive prices
[+Gunnar_Aztek] too bad the nerf button is labeled "strip fittings"
[@Gangleri] Yeah we should totally change that text to "Nerf Ship"
Haravar > civilian modules... made from warm hugs and about as effective
<Emiug> heh, im waiting for my brother to login to WoW again
<Emiug> i replaced his shortcut with a link to meatspin
OSGOD > doimg miss and havent even got hards on
Pappy5 > sounds kinky O's
Jingo Spyrer > i'd be worried if doing missions gave you a hard on...
Lord Maldoror > "We now observe the tempestuous Linkeleo creature in its natural habitat, as it devours this ant like Ferox. What you are witnessing is a rare sight on planet Earth, especially in the morning".
zapitino > the gatherers (haulers) for the sanshas
 zapitino > but stil, at 1.5 to 2.00 isk per, thats 37.5 to 50k. not too bad for .7 :)
Jaos Nekri > Been here awhile, haven't seen many of 'em
 zapitino > last one I saw was in .4, and he warped out before I could get to him :/
Wintermute Ashpool > doh
Wintermute Ashpool > I hit one in a .4.......I was in my crow :(
zapitino > lol. lots of room for the trit
 Wintermute Ashpool > hehe
 Wintermute Ashpool > I had trit shoved under the seat, in the missle tubes, you name it
 zapitino > no wonder. I heard that exposure causes brain damage
 Wintermute Ashpool > :p
 Jaos Nekri > "Launch missiles!" "We can't!" "Why?!" "Because your greedy *#&amp;$ put cargo in the tubes and jetted the ammo!!"
(+[BH]Darkage) a Gallantean a Amarrian and a Minmatarrian are camping a gate, while they wait for a pirate they get out their packed lunches from their wives.
(+[BH]Darkage) the Gallantean goes, fuck sake if i get ham sandwiches again i'm gonna pod myself
(+[BH]Darkage) the amarrian opens his lunch and goes fuck sake if i get long-limb roes again i'm gonna pod myself
(+[BH]Darkage) the minmatarrian opens his lunch aswell and goes fuck sake if i get cheese sandwiches again i'm gonna pod myself
(+[BH]Darkage) the next day, its lunch time and their camping a gate again, the gallantean opens his lunchbox and there are ham sandwiches, so he ejects out of his ship and self destructs his pod
(+[BH]Darkage) the amarrian finds long-limb roes again so does the same, as does the minmatarrian
(+[BH]Darkage) later on, concord are on the scene cleaning up the mess and so are the 3 pilots wives
(+[BH]Darkage) the gallantean and amarrian wives are going oh if only i had known i would have made them something else
(+[BH]Darkage) 3 minmatarrian wife goes, well i would'nt mind but he makes his own lunch
Admiral Nexus > MY CORP IS RICH
Jarvan Gray > MY TANK IS FIGHT
Screaming Blade > MY DOG IS SCOOTIng ITS ASS ON THE WOOD FLOOR
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