<Tiven> hahaha
<Tiven> i walked into the living room and my bro is fucking his girlfriend
<Tiven> and im like
<Tiven> "im hungry"
<Tiven> and they started laughing hysterically
<zergl> did he offer you some pussy?
<Tiven> nah i left after that
<Tiven> but ill go back upstairs in 5 min
<Tiven> if they're not dressed then i wont care im starving
<zergl> if they're still at it, vigurously squirt mayonnaise all over them tbh
<Tiven> lol
<zergl> and say, IT SURE LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE FINISHED
<zergl> and make your food
<Tiven> i walked into the living room and my bro is fucking his girlfriend
<Tiven> and im like
<Tiven> "im hungry"
<Tiven> and they started laughing hysterically
<zergl> did he offer you some pussy?
<Tiven> nah i left after that
<Tiven> but ill go back upstairs in 5 min
<Tiven> if they're not dressed then i wont care im starving
<zergl> if they're still at it, vigurously squirt mayonnaise all over them tbh
<Tiven> lol
<zergl> and say, IT SURE LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE FINISHED
<zergl> and make your food
<RighteousFury> so I have come to the conclusion that I won't even have time for IRC next term, let alone forum whoring
<Caanan> thats a lot of masturbation then
<Sprak> I GOTTA HAVE MORE COWBELL
<Caanan> thats a lot of masturbation then
<Sprak> I GOTTA HAVE MORE COWBELL
Lyticus > I don't get it, the carebears get a "Ships destroyed" and "Pod kills" figure on the map, so why dont us pirates get a "Roids popped" and "Npcs chained" ?? where's the justice??
Mao TseTung > lmao
Mao TseTung > so true
Mao TseTung > lmao
Mao TseTung > so true
tyrael deathwing > wtb social life
tyrael deathwing > nobody?
tyrael deathwing > :(
Soul Redemption > we cant sell you any if we dont have any
tyrael deathwing > nobody?
tyrael deathwing > :(
Soul Redemption > we cant sell you any if we dont have any
Mikepara > and we definatly need a private channel for alliance only
Kerosene > Yeah, that's called alliance chat
Kerosene > Yeah, that's called alliance chat
Storm Shadw > maybe ccp will bring out an mwd named after tri
royal killer > for capital ships
royal killer > 1000mn Triwarpdrive III
Storm Shadw > 0 to 6 million in a nano second
royal killer > they orbit poses in phoenixes at 5km/s and poses dont hit em but they shoot missiles so its all good
royal killer > pretty much like a giant nanophoon, cept the nos is not invovled.
royal killer > for capital ships
royal killer > 1000mn Triwarpdrive III
Storm Shadw > 0 to 6 million in a nano second
royal killer > they orbit poses in phoenixes at 5km/s and poses dont hit em but they shoot missiles so its all good
royal killer > pretty much like a giant nanophoon, cept the nos is not invovled.
<Sokhar> why don't you two just fuck and get it over with
<jamesw> im saving myself for you sokhar
<jamesw> NTR is just not enough man for me
<Sokhar> heh
<Sokhar> awesome answer
<jamesw> im saving myself for you sokhar
<jamesw> NTR is just not enough man for me
<Sokhar> heh
<Sokhar> awesome answer
Threat > SO WHATS THE PROBLEM WITH THE KILLBOARD
Threat > oops
Threat > perhaps my caps lock
eddie valvetino > lol
Threat > nvm :P
Threat > oops
Threat > perhaps my caps lock
eddie valvetino > lol
Threat > nvm :P
* MrBlades is distraught
* Hollbeck comforts blades
* Galazar hugs Mrblades
* MrBlades is comfortably aroused
<MrBlades> Urghh
<Galazar> ....
<MrBlades> Gal ... you totally stole my fucking thunder
* Hollbeck comforts blades
* Galazar hugs Mrblades
* MrBlades is comfortably aroused
<MrBlades> Urghh
<Galazar> ....
<MrBlades> Gal ... you totally stole my fucking thunder
SilentHunter13 > I'm being told i have to go to a fancy dress pirate theme in my jesus costume cause they like the idea of pirate jesus...trying to think of pirate commandments...
Cranky Man > thou shalt not yarr your neighbors wife
Tigerfish Torpedo > And God said unto Noah,.. You will build and Ark, fit it with cannons, and sail the Spanish Main! Oh, and theres some animals for food too.
Cranky Man > thou shalt not yarr your neighbors wife
Tigerfish Torpedo > And God said unto Noah,.. You will build and Ark, fit it with cannons, and sail the Spanish Main! Oh, and theres some animals for food too.