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hratli_smirks: The North is extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their greed and pubbiehood will foam up about their waists and all the RAGES and Mostly Harmlesses will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll whisper "fo."

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Knuck > I am going to grief these serpentis fuckers until they quit eve
Knuck > just you watch
Iynara Maeral > hahaha
Knuck > I'll come back tomorrow and they'll all be in velators
Iynara Maeral > XDXD
Yuki Li > lol

#4243 + ( 7 ) -inappropriate?

Mr Nohair > my mum thought eve was a sex game like playboy the mansion coz eve was the first female

#339 + ( 41 ) -inappropriate?

Doug > got a book from him...."iceland 1100 years" :)
Ravenal > yup. he told me
Ravenal > said you couldnt belive we lived in dirt houses only 100 years ago
Sir Dragon > where a bunch off hill billy's :(
Doug > hehe....and now you have the internet....man, how you guys have come along! you'll have flying cars and personal jet packs like the rest of us in no time!
Crixon > haha
Melfor > lol
Sir Dragon > what are you talking about, i already got mine :)
Doug > lol

#13413 + ( 8 ) -inappropriate?

Volans SF > oh well. u can feed a horse to water, but u cant make it drink.
Jeinvay Kunsu > umm
Jeinvay Kunsu > i didnt know water could eat a horse
Krystal Flores > its living water
Volans SF > u know what i mean. i just woke up -_-
Shova'k > water eats all

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#2932 + ( 18 ) -inappropriate?

Shi Xia > Kermit how's miss piggy these days? she still doing that pids in space bit?
Kermit Frogly > yeah
Kermit Frogly > only problem, the bacon smell
Shi Xia > hehehe, mmmm bacon
Kermit Frogly > She doesnt say much these days though
Kermit Frogly > Has a frog in her throat
Shi Xia > o.0
Kermit Frogly > lol
Kermit Frogly > :D
Shi Xia > or perhaps she feeling a truffle under the weather
Kermit Frogly > perhaps
Kermit Frogly > she was always a bit hammy though
Kermit Frogly > until I smacked her in the chops
Shi Xia > lol
Shi Xia > but recently I saw her in a movie, she was kind of a boar to be honest
Kermit Frogly > she was probably hogging the camera
Shi Xia > what a friggen pig
Kermit Frogly > yeah
Kermit Frogly > should see the slop she tries to feed me
Shi Xia > hehehe
Shi Xia > when will it end?
Kermit Frogly > soon I hope
Kermit Frogly > lol
Father Goose > Probably in the fryer
Kermit Frogly > This should go on omgrawr
Kermit Frogly > at least she brings home the bacon
Shi Xia > yeah now your livin high off the hog
Kermit Frogly > rofl
Shi Xia > just think when she passes away you can start a sporting goods store and eat pork rinds for a yeart
Kermit Frogly > hey!
Kermit Frogly > I love pork rinds
Kermit Frogly > But when she dies I'll never eat pork again

#7682 + ( 4 ) -inappropriate?

DONKEY PUNCH187 > shit
Talasan > how many times have you been donkey punched?
DONKEY PUNCH187 > thats a personal question
Atariss > rofl

#7989 + ( 15 ) -inappropriate?

ChronoSphere > "And Chrono said "let there be beer" and lo, a keg of Guiness indeed did appear....
Sevarus James > now THATS more like it. :)
mo3s > wow...are you a priest?
ChronoSphere > No, but I did stay in a Holiday Inn express last night

#11711 + ( 2 ) -inappropriate?

Nuker Zero > electronics 5 in 4 hours. woohoo. lol.
Roc Marcellus > O.o i thought you had that ages ago
Emperor paulpentine > he means IRL skill
Emperor paulpentine > at lvl 5 he can solder faster than a japanese robot

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