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MsBio II > What does a g-spot, a birthday, and a toilet bowl all have in common?
Wiawyr Hunta > that was how you were conceived?
MsBio II > Men usually miss all 3
moroti > any plus points it may have are vastly outweighed by it being caldari
Devilish Ledoux > STIM is a funny corp. talk a guy into letting you kill his Nyx and they make you a director
Aberash > the haular i killed earlier i thought he came back to pick the loot up, but it was a mining barge he dropped, and instead of show info i clicked Board ship
Aberash > so now im in a fucken mining barge
MitchKambers > dumbass
Jared VonBargen > board your ship back?
Aberash > ive never done that before lmao
Aberash > no an arazu came through gate and popped my inty
Sakura Kazuko > LOL
Aberash > fuck me thats so funny
Sakura Kazuko > so you are stuck in a barge in hostile terrtory?
Paskis Robinson > oh i was thinking i have lots of fuel scattered around but you can't use it, i thnk you need helium right
Maverick Xavier > yup helium
Maverick Xavier > all of the sudden we are unable to jump to cyno, you hear your entire crew talking in high pitched voices.... d'oh
Argon Rep > if thats the itty your going to use just stick it in me
Adias Rex > I keep getting important missions 13 jumps away, when there is a storyline agent at the same station as the agent I'm working for
Pau1 Atreides > he must be quite swarmed
Raqamir > Personally, I'm convinced that storyline agents are malicious, player hating, bastards
Adias Rex > I'm not quite sure what that means but if it's a synonym for smeghead then yes
Pau1 Atreides > raq: they are just npcs dude :)
Raqamir > Put they're LAAAAME NPC's
Adias Rex > They eat babies
Pau1 Atreides > hahahahhahah
Pau1 Atreides > THEY CANT
Pau1 Atreides > because they are NPCS
Adias Rex > With ketchup
Pau1 Atreides > maybe they eat NPC babies
Pau1 Atreides > but who cares?
Jack Coutu > My solution to spies applying is make the corp as retarded as possible so that no one will be able to tolerate spying on us. If they are even semi-serious they will soon deem we are a greater danger to ourselves than anyone could ever hope to be.
GM Spiral > GMs simply never spawn anything on the TQ server without proper authorization. Some of us have this job to pay the bills. :)
Shreyaz > haha
lowis > lol
Porkie > lies
Mr Dougle > wot if we offer bj's?
[ +Viceroy ] i quit eve :/
[ +Viceroy ] playing sims2 now
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