Clariuss > I have been cranky all week. my mom and brother thought it was lack of sex but when I told them cold turkey from soda they stopped talking to me too.
While mining from my Megathron in Sobaseki, I met this charming NOOB (Name Changed to keep from overly ebarrasing said NOOB)
Setting. Orefield in Sobaseki, 0.8 Sector, An Iteron 5 with 8 Giant Secures inside (my hauler), My Megathron with 7 Miner II's playfully stripping Pyroxeres. One jettison can with one unit of Veldspar. In comes NOOB in a shiny new Kestrel.
<NOOB> whatcha mining
<Aterr Terradon> Pyro
<NOOB> I mine Scordite
<Aterr Terradon> that's nice, u hunting rats now?
<NOOB> Im gonna do some mining
<Aterr Terradon> oh, ok... good luck
(Jet Can goes POP)
<Aterr Terradon> hey, that was not Cool
<NOOB> hehe, I took your ore, and theres nuthin you can do about it
<Aterr Terradon> So, make u feel good...? Do that 332 more times and you'll have enough to refine =)
<Aterr Terradon> Training to be an Ore Thief could be a bad career decision...
(Check Character Info... NOOB is 9 Days old)
( Jet new can with 1 Veld and 1400m3 of Pyro and Transfer to Hauler)
<NOOB> geez u are stupid
<Aterr Terradon> How so?
<NOOB> I'm just gonna take that too
<Aterr Terradon> Please Kid, u don't have a Clue... do u?
<Aterr Terradon> Are u completely brain dead...?
(Jet Container Goes POP)
<NOOB> See I took your ore again... u are so stupid
<Aterr Terradon> U took 2 units of Veldspar, it takes 333 units to refine, in the Meantime I have transferred 1000's of units of Pyro to my hauler. all u are doing, is annoying me now.
<NOOB> ure not not doing anything cause u can't even if u had guns u can't shoot me cuz the cops will blow up ure ship n ill take ure shit. haha.
<Aterr Terradon> Go annoy someone else.
(Jet 1 Veldspar and 1400m3 Pyro again... Transfer Pyro to Indy)
(POP... he takes the 1 Veld again) (Some Arrogators arrive)
<NOOB> i luv this... a stupid miner
<Aterr Terradon> go chase the rats kid
<NOOB> im gonna watch them blow up ure ship then take ur stuff
<Aterr Terradon>Yah think... (Releases 9 Wasp Drones Rats Die)
<NOOB> Now im gonna take ure lootz
<Aterr Terradon> Really....
(Recalls Drones and Scoops them... Targets NOOB, disbands group)
<NOOB> yu cant scare me... yu cant do shit cept watch
(NOOB collects all loot... is at 23km)
<Aterr Terradon> Wanna take my stuff... you forgot the Torpedo
(Fires 1 Inferno Torpedo at Noob Kestrel, then warps to nearby moon)
<NOOB> what torpedo... theres no more loot here
<NOOB> Hey asshole u can't do that
(Concord Warning Garbage.... I send my Indy over and loot his can)
<Aterr Terradon> Stay away from me until u learn some manners
<NOOB> im gonna get u banned
<Aterr Terradon> Get a life
<NOOB> im telling the GMs that you are cheating
<Aterr Terradon> Please do
<NOOB> u owe me 2 million for that ship and all my stuff
<Aterr Terradon> tell it to the GM
<Aterr Terradon> After they rip ur head from ur backside, find a nice corp to teach you the ropes. Until then u are on my very short block list. Luv ya bye bye.
(Added NOOB to Block list)
Setting. Orefield in Sobaseki, 0.8 Sector, An Iteron 5 with 8 Giant Secures inside (my hauler), My Megathron with 7 Miner II's playfully stripping Pyroxeres. One jettison can with one unit of Veldspar. In comes NOOB in a shiny new Kestrel.
<NOOB> whatcha mining
<Aterr Terradon> Pyro
<NOOB> I mine Scordite
<Aterr Terradon> that's nice, u hunting rats now?
<NOOB> Im gonna do some mining
<Aterr Terradon> oh, ok... good luck
(Jet Can goes POP)
<Aterr Terradon> hey, that was not Cool
<NOOB> hehe, I took your ore, and theres nuthin you can do about it
<Aterr Terradon> So, make u feel good...? Do that 332 more times and you'll have enough to refine =)
<Aterr Terradon> Training to be an Ore Thief could be a bad career decision...
(Check Character Info... NOOB is 9 Days old)
( Jet new can with 1 Veld and 1400m3 of Pyro and Transfer to Hauler)
<NOOB> geez u are stupid
<Aterr Terradon> How so?
<NOOB> I'm just gonna take that too
<Aterr Terradon> Please Kid, u don't have a Clue... do u?
<Aterr Terradon> Are u completely brain dead...?
(Jet Container Goes POP)
<NOOB> See I took your ore again... u are so stupid
<Aterr Terradon> U took 2 units of Veldspar, it takes 333 units to refine, in the Meantime I have transferred 1000's of units of Pyro to my hauler. all u are doing, is annoying me now.
<NOOB> ure not not doing anything cause u can't even if u had guns u can't shoot me cuz the cops will blow up ure ship n ill take ure shit. haha.
<Aterr Terradon> Go annoy someone else.
(Jet 1 Veldspar and 1400m3 Pyro again... Transfer Pyro to Indy)
(POP... he takes the 1 Veld again) (Some Arrogators arrive)
<NOOB> i luv this... a stupid miner
<Aterr Terradon> go chase the rats kid
<NOOB> im gonna watch them blow up ure ship then take ur stuff
<Aterr Terradon>Yah think... (Releases 9 Wasp Drones Rats Die)
<NOOB> Now im gonna take ure lootz
<Aterr Terradon> Really....
(Recalls Drones and Scoops them... Targets NOOB, disbands group)
<NOOB> yu cant scare me... yu cant do shit cept watch
(NOOB collects all loot... is at 23km)
<Aterr Terradon> Wanna take my stuff... you forgot the Torpedo
(Fires 1 Inferno Torpedo at Noob Kestrel, then warps to nearby moon)
<NOOB> what torpedo... theres no more loot here
<NOOB> Hey asshole u can't do that
(Concord Warning Garbage.... I send my Indy over and loot his can)
<Aterr Terradon> Stay away from me until u learn some manners
<NOOB> im gonna get u banned
<Aterr Terradon> Get a life
<NOOB> im telling the GMs that you are cheating
<Aterr Terradon> Please do
<NOOB> u owe me 2 million for that ship and all my stuff
<Aterr Terradon> tell it to the GM
<Aterr Terradon> After they rip ur head from ur backside, find a nice corp to teach you the ropes. Until then u are on my very short block list. Luv ya bye bye.
(Added NOOB to Block list)
hired goon > i hate it when you get a itch on the side of your nob
hired goon > but when you scratch it you get a boner
Jango Revas > nice
Sarmaul > in the bio it goes
Jango Revas > its worse when its under ya bell end
zeligs > not good
DARKLING > depends who u get to scratch it
Jango Revas > my wife with her tonge
DARKLING > too rough
DARKLING > errrm
DARKLING > nm
DARKLING > forget I said that ;)
Jango Revas > lol
Jango Revas > so you have seen her then
Ackia > omgrawr
Kraeze > lol
hired goon > but when you scratch it you get a boner
Jango Revas > nice
Sarmaul > in the bio it goes
Jango Revas > its worse when its under ya bell end
zeligs > not good
DARKLING > depends who u get to scratch it
Jango Revas > my wife with her tonge
DARKLING > too rough
DARKLING > errrm
DARKLING > nm
DARKLING > forget I said that ;)
Jango Revas > lol
Jango Revas > so you have seen her then
Ackia > omgrawr
Kraeze > lol
Kindakrof > http: //www.nothingtoxic.com/media/1147952233/Insane_Battle_Between_Two_Midgets
Jacob Etienne > see, i hate links like that
Jacob Etienne > takes all the mystery of what youre about to see
Jacob Etienne > if lemonparty was http: //www.fat_old_men_getting_randy.com, noone would click it.
Jacob Etienne > see, i hate links like that
Jacob Etienne > takes all the mystery of what youre about to see
Jacob Etienne > if lemonparty was http: //www.fat_old_men_getting_randy.com, noone would click it.
Windle Poons > Hmm, eve is a lot like life. I got a new evemail, it was a bill. :|
Hygelac > Your first solo pvp kill is like the first time you have sex. Messy, Clumsey but fucking good fun :D
Wessel Jeroen > hmm my first solo kill was a frig in me sniping bs (was no fun)
Wessel Jeroen > did have a very nice fight with some guy in a cruiser tho (i was in arma sniping fitted so was close)
Hygelac > lol of course it wasn't, you were using the wrong tool :D That's like using a dildo on your woman. Good results but
you don't feel much yourself :D
Wessel Jeroen > jup :D
fruitloaf > hehe
Hygelac > hmmm ... It's just become clear to me that I need a girlfriend! :/
Wessel Jeroen > hmm my first solo kill was a frig in me sniping bs (was no fun)
Wessel Jeroen > did have a very nice fight with some guy in a cruiser tho (i was in arma sniping fitted so was close)
Hygelac > lol of course it wasn't, you were using the wrong tool :D That's like using a dildo on your woman. Good results but
you don't feel much yourself :D
Wessel Jeroen > jup :D
fruitloaf > hehe
Hygelac > hmmm ... It's just become clear to me that I need a girlfriend! :/
Gamaroth > pvp, puts the F U in fun
Felix Orwell > The other story that comes to mind is a pair of new pirates, or as I shall call them "newbrats"TM . . . well, they hid in a belt with a pair of Myrmidons that had cloaking devices.
Felix Orwell > Two problems here:
Felix Orwell > 1 - They were 90 days old
Felix Orwell > 2 - These were not good cloaking devices backed up by good skills
Felix Orwell > They uncloak and then claim the miner's defense screen is 'jamming them to hell and back'.
Felix Orwell > They exploded claiming they were facing a half dozen scorpions loaded for Electronic warfare.
Felix Orwell > I only saw one brutix.
Felix Orwell > Two problems here:
Felix Orwell > 1 - They were 90 days old
Felix Orwell > 2 - These were not good cloaking devices backed up by good skills
Felix Orwell > They uncloak and then claim the miner's defense screen is 'jamming them to hell and back'.
Felix Orwell > They exploded claiming they were facing a half dozen scorpions loaded for Electronic warfare.
Felix Orwell > I only saw one brutix.
Tough Shitski > trying to get my salvage to market, 2 weeks of work shot to shit
Bonecaya > With a name like that.. we figured you'd understan
Bonecaya > With a name like that.. we figured you'd understan
Khellias> SerraTsunami named her ship the 'Silver Fuzzler'.
Khellias> Is it just me, or does that sound like some kind of firework that's supposed to be baned in 98.5% of the world?
Khellias> Is it just me, or does that sound like some kind of firework that's supposed to be baned in 98.5% of the world?