Amiwata > I'll lend my services as a PVP trainer for a hooker and a kilo of blow.
Amiwata > Specifically a redhead hooker with a firecrotch if you get my drift.
Amiwata >I likez'em spicy.
Yudraciell Zroc > my wife saw that and said i play with wackos
Amiwata > She should realise that you play with borderline mental patients if she thinks that was wacko.
Amiwata > Specifically a redhead hooker with a firecrotch if you get my drift.
Amiwata >I likez'em spicy.
Yudraciell Zroc > my wife saw that and said i play with wackos
Amiwata > She should realise that you play with borderline mental patients if she thinks that was wacko.
Lyran Draconis > RESPONSIBILITY
LordMyrddin > What about it?
Tommyboy > ?
Lyran Draconis > Someone on TS was asking how to spell it.
matt way > don't mind lyran
LordMyrddin > Ahhh
Tommyboy > /emote adjusts some screws on lyran
Tommyboy > there all better
Lyran Draconis > Hey, stop that.
Lyran Draconis > Your Screwdriver I hits Lyran, wrecking for psychological damage.
LordMyrddin > What about it?
Tommyboy > ?
Lyran Draconis > Someone on TS was asking how to spell it.
matt way > don't mind lyran
LordMyrddin > Ahhh
Tommyboy > /emote adjusts some screws on lyran
Tommyboy > there all better
Lyran Draconis > Hey, stop that.
Lyran Draconis > Your Screwdriver I hits Lyran, wrecking for psychological damage.
Lehtizalaatti > now i feel like you dont wanna :(
Lehtizalaatti > is it my hair ?
Ndbele > its your hair in strange places
Ndbele > [15:10:18] Lehtizalaatti > im growing hair in weird places and shit
Ndbele > [15:10:22] Lehtizalaatti > im le confuxored
Lehtizalaatti > private !!
Lehtizalaatti > was going to plead context but that douesnt really help
Lehtizalaatti > is it my hair ?
Ndbele > its your hair in strange places
Ndbele > [15:10:18] Lehtizalaatti > im growing hair in weird places and shit
Ndbele > [15:10:22] Lehtizalaatti > im le confuxored
Lehtizalaatti > private !!
Lehtizalaatti > was going to plead context but that douesnt really help
Biggus Tankus > And guys if your female housemates invite themselves on a night out with you as a gang. there were 4 lads 6 girls tonite DON'T chat about sex aids
Biggus Tankus > i learnt a thing or 2 tonight
Biggus Tankus > well they waited till i was drunk
Biggus Tankus > so i fell for it
Suva Medinna > you coulda brought back to the house and whipped em up some deep fried edible panties bt
Lomong > "Here BT, some edible underwear" *BT fries the edible underwear*
Biggus Tankus > my ex had edible panties
Alocin > Deep fried, right? Or Sauteed? =P
Suva Medinna > omg
Biggus Tankus > no like liquorice
Biggus Tankus > or sommat
Biggus Tankus > tasted nice anyhow
Biggus Tankus > She never worn em lol i ate em outta packet
Biggus Tankus > she also had strawberry and cream bodypaint...i ate that with a spoon from the jar
Biggus Tankus > and chocolate bodypaint
Biggus Tankus > i learnt a thing or 2 tonight
Biggus Tankus > well they waited till i was drunk
Biggus Tankus > so i fell for it
Suva Medinna > you coulda brought back to the house and whipped em up some deep fried edible panties bt
Lomong > "Here BT, some edible underwear" *BT fries the edible underwear*
Biggus Tankus > my ex had edible panties
Alocin > Deep fried, right? Or Sauteed? =P
Suva Medinna > omg
Biggus Tankus > no like liquorice
Biggus Tankus > or sommat
Biggus Tankus > tasted nice anyhow
Biggus Tankus > She never worn em lol i ate em outta packet
Biggus Tankus > she also had strawberry and cream bodypaint...i ate that with a spoon from the jar
Biggus Tankus > and chocolate bodypaint
EC JuniorD > Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Shoot them both,
Bugged overview.
Violets are blue,
Shoot them both,
Bugged overview.
(&Hammerhead) MajorGormur is very mean
(+cryogen) not as mean as Hammerhead
(&Hammerhead) he was just at my desk
(&Hammerhead) and he said "here let me see something"
(&Hammerhead) and he went in my eve and typed "/heal me 0"
(&Hammerhead) :-/
(&Hammerhead) now I'm in a pod
(+cryogen) not as mean as Hammerhead
(&Hammerhead) he was just at my desk
(&Hammerhead) and he said "here let me see something"
(&Hammerhead) and he went in my eve and typed "/heal me 0"
(&Hammerhead) :-/
(&Hammerhead) now I'm in a pod
Gilland > besides nothing wrong with drinking its sobering up thats not good for you
Omgar > so truel
Aktor Thrash > I have drinking lvl 5, and advanced college drinking lvl 4
Aktor Thrash > :P
Erin Vonhelga > lol
Gilland > aah but what about red chunk thrower lvl 4
Erin Vonhelga > eeewww lol
Aktor Thrash > naw, I trained hangover suppression to lvl 4, which means i get a 80% reduction in red chunk effects
Gilland > and stability -3
Zaphod Beeblebrock > motion control helps too
Gilland > k but how are you on memory recall (my skill gets deleted after a night out)
Zaphod Beeblebrock > its not a bug its a feature
Gilland > ah does that explain why whatever isk i have on me i allways return with none ?
Aktor Thrash > motion control is a good one to train up, it reduces room spinning 75%
Gilland > i think room spinning is vital for bed aiming lvl3
Aktor Thrash > once you get bed aiming to lvl 4, it reduces wife anger by %50
Gilland > not a problem i have - wife lvl5 thank god
Aktor Thrash > Yar!!
Omgar > so truel
Aktor Thrash > I have drinking lvl 5, and advanced college drinking lvl 4
Aktor Thrash > :P
Erin Vonhelga > lol
Gilland > aah but what about red chunk thrower lvl 4
Erin Vonhelga > eeewww lol
Aktor Thrash > naw, I trained hangover suppression to lvl 4, which means i get a 80% reduction in red chunk effects
Gilland > and stability -3
Zaphod Beeblebrock > motion control helps too
Gilland > k but how are you on memory recall (my skill gets deleted after a night out)
Zaphod Beeblebrock > its not a bug its a feature
Gilland > ah does that explain why whatever isk i have on me i allways return with none ?
Aktor Thrash > motion control is a good one to train up, it reduces room spinning 75%
Gilland > i think room spinning is vital for bed aiming lvl3
Aktor Thrash > once you get bed aiming to lvl 4, it reduces wife anger by %50
Gilland > not a problem i have - wife lvl5 thank god
Aktor Thrash > Yar!!
Arcelian > What sound does a baby make in the microwave?
Duckeye > boom
Rahkashi > pop
Arcelian > I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.
Duckeye > I like you
Duckeye > boom
Rahkashi > pop
Arcelian > I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.
Duckeye > I like you
Aramis Black > i have GW, WC, and Scalding ass
Aramis Black > *pass
Khazorath > Scalding ass sounds better
Abassis > hahaha
Abassis > damnit, I was eating when I read that
Aramis Black > *pass
Khazorath > Scalding ass sounds better
Abassis > hahaha
Abassis > damnit, I was eating when I read that
paddytehpyro > : My pokemon bring all the nerds to the yard
and they're like
do you wanna trade cards
damn right I wanna trade cards
I can swap you, do you have charizard?
and they're like
do you wanna trade cards
damn right I wanna trade cards
I can swap you, do you have charizard?