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Allistair Forsyth > hello sir, how may i be of service to you?
Zubix Ru > нах иди гондон.
Allistair Forsyth > sir, your keyboard appears to be broken, its emitting jibberish
Elkabeth > Then your inner bisexual helps you make a character and now you're Freddy Mercury with epic deltoids and the ability to smite evil with your Beautiful voice. Romance Novel Hulk Hogan and Unfeasibly Muscular Antonio Banderas are delighted to welcome you to the team
Jezzalah > afk for 10mins
Jezzalah > ill be bk soon
Jezzalah > unless i die in the shower
XrayZII > everyone is driving me nuts... i wanna rip someones head off, honestly
Jenny Wimbishi > Not mine, please, I've only got two brain cells and I'd sorely miss them. One's already lost, I've sent the second one looking for it leaving me severely absent minded today.
muldar > how come skaters and dirt bikers got all the hot chicks
Adhar Khorin > Dunno.
Zalthais > they have nice legs
Adhar Khorin smacks muldar with a fish. Dude, your wife's hot. Sheesh.
muldar > no, somehow she got the flu
Adhar Khorin > Hmmm, can't imagine how.
Zalthais > hey adhar dont you got the flu
Adhar Khorin > Nah, my wife had the flue.
Adhar Khorin > Hmm, that didn't come out right.
muldar > as long as you got video
Zalthais > id put that on omgrawr if i knew how
Mac Knife > mastakomen
Hellspawn01 > gesundheit
Mac Knife > what that mean?
Ares Mentis > LOL
Lady Caissa > bless you?
Ares Mentis > good health
Mac Knife > seriously i do actually wanna know
Lady Caissa > yeah that is what it means
Hellspawn01 > after sneezing, we say that
Mac Knife > ahh kk
Ares Mentis > robatussin
Mac Knife > thx lady c and hellspawn
Lady Caissa > if you want a short history lesson.. i could tell you why
Hellspawn01 > /emote takes a seat
Hellspawn01 > go ahead babe
Lady Caissa > The term "bless you", often used after sneezing derives from hundreds of years ago... when ancient europeans thought that a sneeze was caused by a demon possessing your body
Mac Knife > oh i know this
Lady Caissa > thus when someone sneezed, you would bless them to chase the demon from their body
Mac Knife > lol
Ares Mentis > what about demon's in my pants
Hellspawn01 > I knew I have a 2nd personallity but now I´m possessed too
Mr Chrichton > small demons get blessed too
Ares Mentis > OOOOH
Ares Mentis > tha was cold
Lady Caissa > gesundheit... is the german equivilant.... they were not about to use anything remotely like a blessing on someone that was possessed, but instead encouraged the demon to stay
Mr Chrichton > try a warm shower, that will help :-p
Mac Knife > mmm
Ares Mentis > /emote slaps Chrichton with a Dinosaur
Entity > my uncle is older than 45 and I'd do him any time of the week :P
Entity > he's cute ^.^
(@deww) you got your tractor beams fitted carebear?
(ProphetGuru) tractor beams in hi, roid scanners in med, cores in low
lexi_drake [Prax]: i hear thats how you become immortal ya know.....it's not virgns blood.....it's nerd tears
Reggie Stoneloader > Badgers are terrific haulers, and the Badger II is a sound Pirate ship.
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