Test Ctrl > omfg, all the noobs in our corp keep giving AM and PIE kills
Jacob Etienne > yeah the directors went 'lol noobs, come be ebil piwates' and theyre all like 'omg leet kekekekeke' and then they go 'omfg pwnt LAME'
Jacob Etienne > yeah the directors went 'lol noobs, come be ebil piwates' and theyre all like 'omg leet kekekekeke' and then they go 'omfg pwnt LAME'
Japanx > WTF?!?!?!
QuickGonzalez > 1. what am i doing in this channel 2. how the fuck did i get here
CCP Keridwen > read MOTD
Japanx > in my test server i was in this channel... now i'm on tranquility and u moved meeee
CCP Keridwen > hmm its not there, better set it
CCP Keridwen > oh fuck
CCP Keridwen > sorry
QuickGonzalez > epic
QuickGonzalez > 1. what am i doing in this channel 2. how the fuck did i get here
CCP Keridwen > read MOTD
Japanx > in my test server i was in this channel... now i'm on tranquility and u moved meeee
CCP Keridwen > hmm its not there, better set it
CCP Keridwen > oh fuck
CCP Keridwen > sorry
QuickGonzalez > epic
Stitcher > I think there's an ad campaign there
Stitcher > "NBSI: good for your blood pressure"
Stitcher > "NBSI: Won't kill you, just the other guy"
Stitcher > "NBSI: 'neutral? what neutral?"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: When you just gotta kill every motherfucker that gets in your way."
Stitcher > "NBSI: You know it makes sense"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: You won't believe it's not sex."
Stitcher > "NBSI: because who'll protect your carebears if you don't?
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI. Protect the poor asteroids. Kill the neutral carebears."
Stitcher > "NBSI: shuttles count, right?"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NSBI: Because tears are sweeter if they're angry tears."
Stitcher > "NBSI: Smoke a neutral before you go to work"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: Because you're worth it. Their cargo, that is."
Stitcher > "NBSI: You kids get off m'dang lawn!"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: What's a 'red'?"
Stitcher > "NBSI: lol, nerds."
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: Someone's going to get raped again."
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: Because ideologies only go so far."
Stitcher > "NBSI: Thank you for paying our border toll"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: Would you like to ride the pod express?"
Stitcher > "NBSI: You can't say we didn't warn you."
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: I'll trade you some phased plasma for that cargo."
Nalesh > "NBSI: Warnings, what's that?"
Stitcher > "NBSI: Which part of "shoot" did you not understand?"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: Shotgun diplomacy, because it's simply funnier."
Stitcher > "NBSI: Contact a diplo when you wake up, okay?"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: U MAD?"
Stitcher > "NBSI: this is all your fault, you know."
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: Because NRDS means :effort:"
Nalesh > "NBSI: Charon, what's that? I only see a pinata"
Stitcher > "NBSI: Man, get to steppin'"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: Because mining in eve means waiting for someone to mine it, then take it from them."
Stitcher > "NBSI: This is the funvee. the humdrumvee is over there."
Nalesh > "NBSI: I'm totally mining! Pulse lasers on a hulk still gives ore!"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: I hope you have insurance."
Stitcher > "NBSI: Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again."
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: ALWAYS HAPPY! ALL THE TIME!"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: Because someone's got to be the target of your impotent wrath."
Stitcher > "NBSI: hi. bye!"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: Leggo my eggo!"
Stitcher > "NBSI: good for your blood pressure"
Stitcher > "NBSI: Won't kill you, just the other guy"
Stitcher > "NBSI: 'neutral? what neutral?"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: When you just gotta kill every motherfucker that gets in your way."
Stitcher > "NBSI: You know it makes sense"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: You won't believe it's not sex."
Stitcher > "NBSI: because who'll protect your carebears if you don't?
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI. Protect the poor asteroids. Kill the neutral carebears."
Stitcher > "NBSI: shuttles count, right?"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NSBI: Because tears are sweeter if they're angry tears."
Stitcher > "NBSI: Smoke a neutral before you go to work"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: Because you're worth it. Their cargo, that is."
Stitcher > "NBSI: You kids get off m'dang lawn!"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: What's a 'red'?"
Stitcher > "NBSI: lol, nerds."
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: Someone's going to get raped again."
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: Because ideologies only go so far."
Stitcher > "NBSI: Thank you for paying our border toll"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: Would you like to ride the pod express?"
Stitcher > "NBSI: You can't say we didn't warn you."
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: I'll trade you some phased plasma for that cargo."
Nalesh > "NBSI: Warnings, what's that?"
Stitcher > "NBSI: Which part of "shoot" did you not understand?"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: Shotgun diplomacy, because it's simply funnier."
Stitcher > "NBSI: Contact a diplo when you wake up, okay?"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: U MAD?"
Stitcher > "NBSI: this is all your fault, you know."
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: Because NRDS means :effort:"
Nalesh > "NBSI: Charon, what's that? I only see a pinata"
Stitcher > "NBSI: Man, get to steppin'"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: Because mining in eve means waiting for someone to mine it, then take it from them."
Stitcher > "NBSI: This is the funvee. the humdrumvee is over there."
Nalesh > "NBSI: I'm totally mining! Pulse lasers on a hulk still gives ore!"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: I hope you have insurance."
Stitcher > "NBSI: Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again."
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: ALWAYS HAPPY! ALL THE TIME!"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: Because someone's got to be the target of your impotent wrath."
Stitcher > "NBSI: hi. bye!"
Mizhara Del'thul > "NBSI: Leggo my eggo!"
Mr JoeKickass > how much time does it take to train battlecruiser to level 2?
Ms Sade > depends on your attributes joe
Mr JoeKickass > what do you mean?
Ms Sade > each skill has a primary and secondary attribute
Molly Mayhem > well joe
Molly Mayhem > when a man loves a woman very much
Molly Mayhem > and they want to be as close as they can be
Ms Sade > you gain 1x the primary attribute in skill points per minute and 0.5 times the the secondary attribute
Molly Mayhem > then the man puts as many of his "skillpoints" into her "primary attribute" as possible
Molly Mayhem > the rest he puts into the "secondary attribute"
Ms Sade > depends on your attributes joe
Mr JoeKickass > what do you mean?
Ms Sade > each skill has a primary and secondary attribute
Molly Mayhem > well joe
Molly Mayhem > when a man loves a woman very much
Molly Mayhem > and they want to be as close as they can be
Ms Sade > you gain 1x the primary attribute in skill points per minute and 0.5 times the the secondary attribute
Molly Mayhem > then the man puts as many of his "skillpoints" into her "primary attribute" as possible
Molly Mayhem > the rest he puts into the "secondary attribute"
<Blixx> Morning Diaego's Lap :)
<Diaego> hehe
<Diaego> he says morning
<Diaego> :p
<Blixx> Night? It's just past midnight so your call :)
<Diaego> well, afternoon here ;)
<Diaego> 1504 :p
<Blixx> In that case afternoon Diaego's lap :)
<Diaego> hehe
<Diaego> he says morning
<Diaego> :p
<Blixx> Night? It's just past midnight so your call :)
<Diaego> well, afternoon here ;)
<Diaego> 1504 :p
<Blixx> In that case afternoon Diaego's lap :)
Marchant LaCroix > There's an adventurous man in my bed.
Renko Lavochkin > I shall entertain you with my sensual caucasian knee dancing.
EVE System > Channel changed to V-3YG7 Local Channel
MidnightWyvern > Huntr, if you're in the same alliance as that Sabre pilot who was in here, you should probably tell him I just DLed a shit-load of lesbian porn, so I can hang out here all night
muraini > ithink i joined loacl at the perfect time
MidnightWyvern > Huntr, if you're in the same alliance as that Sabre pilot who was in here, you should probably tell him I just DLed a shit-load of lesbian porn, so I can hang out here all night
muraini > ithink i joined loacl at the perfect time
Notferr > Shit , shit, shit!!!
Xtal Ikiros > what??
Mnisi > ?
Xtal Ikiros > Notferr??
Notferr > NM.... Just got a little scared...
Notferr > Comuter glitch
Xtal Ikiros > lol
Xtal Ikiros > ok...
Notferr > That scared me to death
Notferr > I saw ships everywhere for just a second
Mnisi > hehe
Belac > lol Not, check yer pants
Notferr > chok
Notferr > choked on my own tounge
Xtal Ikiros > what??
Mnisi > ?
Xtal Ikiros > Notferr??
Notferr > NM.... Just got a little scared...
Notferr > Comuter glitch
Xtal Ikiros > lol
Xtal Ikiros > ok...
Notferr > That scared me to death
Notferr > I saw ships everywhere for just a second
Mnisi > hehe
Belac > lol Not, check yer pants
Notferr > chok
Notferr > choked on my own tounge
PKlavins > that reminds me of a comedy show...he's talkin about the pointlessness of ads in TV today...
PKlavins > "Two rabbits are on a log. One goes home and shoots himself. BUY A BIKE!"
PKlavins > "Two rabbits are on a log. One goes home and shoots himself. BUY A BIKE!"