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* Pallidum is upset about the SP thing.
<Pallidum> Because I think that I, with a 7 year old char, should have an advantage over everyone who's new at eve!
<Ulviirala> a 7yo char
<Ulviirala> already has had advantages
<Ulviirala> like, accumulating SP while the account was not subscribed and already having the learning skills trained (at least I hope you did)
<Barbaro55a> i allways stopped my account training when not subbed as i felt it was stealing
<Draxxxion> CRAP
<Draxxxion> Got another m&m stuck in my nose
<Draxxxion> WOOT
<Draxxxion> it came out
<Molle> ...
<Rogue01> dont ask
<Rogue01> theres no plausible explanation for that
<Equliz3r> lol
<Draxxxion> i having to download some new anti spyware software,and am shooting m&m's into a a cup while i wait, since i cant play EVE
<Draxxxion> And i coughed and got it stuck
<Draxxxion> But this time it fell out
<Molle> how can you mistake a cup for your nose?
<Draxxxion> Im shootin them into the cup WITH my nose
<Molle> ...
<Equliz3r> lol
<Molle> ill shutup now
<Equliz3r> i think thats best
<Rogue01> disturbing
<Rogue01> i am never having dinner with you
<Draxxxion> I can hit a cup out to around 15 feet, fairly accurately.....
<Prophetguru> the m&m assassin
<Draxxxion> Unfortunately, accidents sometimes happen and they go up my left nostril and get hung...
<Draxxxion> On my blocked up left nasal cavity, because of some surgery side affect from when i was a kid..
<Molle> jebus
<Molle> and this is the kind of ppl we recruit?
<Draxxxion> You dont have special bodily talents
<Draxxxion> :P
<Prophetguru> can you put 5-6 up there and go autocannon action?
Ikvar > What the hell is a dinnerfuck?
Masta Killa > lol
Masta Killa > buy a girl dinner and get s3x?
Hanns > ya
Ikvar > Hanns, wanna come to dinner with me?
Hanns > no thats daterape
Azia Burgi > hello corp
TP Tycoon > Hi Azia
Barathary > Now we're talking
Akemi Sakurai > no point in watching the superbowl when the cowboys ain't in it.
Akemi Sakurai > i'm gonna go get drunk
Azia Burgi > whats the superbowl?
Azia Burgi > is that a mad max film?
TP Tycoon > LMAO
Ooke > it's like world cup... for americans, with better commercials
Azia Burgi > oh i see
Dr Cornelian > they also have a world series... that only americans can enter
Azia Burgi > one of these "world series" things that only have 1 country competing in?
Azia Burgi > /emote nods
TP Tycoon > lol
Azia Burgi > is that because they are crap at it and don't want to be beaten?
Ooke > you mean there's a "not America"?
Azia Burgi > ooke, i hate to say it but my country invented america :(
TP Tycoon > Are you spanish?
Azia Burgi > british actually
TP Tycoon > ahh okay
Azia Burgi > you were a british dependacy until you threw our tea in the sea
TP Tycoon > LOL
Ooke > that's one big tea cup... no wonder the Atlantic tastes so funny ;)
jih chop > Hola!
Dmw882 > hola jih
jih chop > you still in convo with wise?
Dmw882 > nope he hasnt got back to me lol
Dmw882 > but what with brutus afk due to his new son being born i need to get a grip of HC to do all the jobs brutus normally does, eg see if sov has been paid lol
jih chop > give brutus our (FTC) gratz!
jih chop > does he know what it is?
Dmw882 > its a boy
jih chop > no, I meant, caldari, gallente minmatari or amarrean?
Dmw882 > miner i think so it doesnt matter lol
Kraaken > Xrazorx helps himself to other peoples jetcans beware
xRazoRx > i dont have a WC in my frigate ye know
Ikar Kaltin > mining? ewwww....does it hurt?
Evanda Char > Only the first time
Ikar Kaltin > do you get to get to enjoy it after the first time?
Evanda Char > Depends on the size of the roids
Evanda Char > It's kinda frustrating if they pop when you're just getting started
Ikar Kaltin > is bigger better or can you get enjoyment out of any size?
Evanda Char > Technically, you could get some satisfaction out of any roid, but the truth is the really big ones are sooooo much more worth the effort.
Drantis > kk mate ;) anything else in there u want ?
Eyeshadow > was only a micro aux and a cpr
Eyeshadow > with some of them smelly laser things too but i dont wanna soil my precious gallente ship with that trash :D
Drantis > LOL....Hey watch it....i soil myself all the time...
Drantis > examines what he just said
Eyeshadow > rofl
Eyeshadow > hehee
Eyeshadow > im so gonna omgrawr that
* Badger snickers
Drantis > lol
Powder > ive got balls, my wife just holds on to them for me
Fix Lag> The layoffs will continue until subscription numbers improve.
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