Muad 'dib > active vindi
Muad 'dib > loki
Muad 'dib > 3 guiardians
Muad 'dib > also hit like a girl so prolly no magstabs
Onyxalia La'fiette > <_<
Onyxalia La'fiette > /emote punches you in the balls making you double over like a bitch
Onyxalia La'fiette > o.o i guess some girls can hit kinda hard
Muad 'dib > yeah but i didnt ware a T2 testicle resistance plating II either
Muad 'dib > loki
Muad 'dib > 3 guiardians
Muad 'dib > also hit like a girl so prolly no magstabs
Onyxalia La'fiette > <_<
Onyxalia La'fiette > /emote punches you in the balls making you double over like a bitch
Onyxalia La'fiette > o.o i guess some girls can hit kinda hard
Muad 'dib > yeah but i didnt ware a T2 testicle resistance plating II either
Le Soltueur > hello
Nali Kceb > sorr i exedently clicked start converstaion :P
Le Soltueur > you've reached the complaint department for Original Sin. how may I help you?
Nali Kceb > btw do you know anyone that want to join our corp void phase
Le Soltueur > Do you like turtles?
Nali Kceb > yes
Nali Kceb > there cute
Le Soltueur > I have a nasty little bastard that's been doing awful things to my shoes.
Le Soltueur > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJwf2jAmnD0
Le Soltueur > I've tried to flush him down the toilet 3 times now
Le Soltueur > but he's too big.
Le Soltueur > Or the trap is too small.
Le Soltueur > Either way, it's a real dilemna
Nali Kceb > wtf
Le Soltueur > I've considered using a chain saw or a band saw, but that's too messy.
Le Soltueur > so I'm soliciting ideas from complete strangers
Nali Kceb > and cruel
Nali Kceb > well
Nali Kceb > find someone who want a turtle
Le Soltueur > No one wants a turtle.
Nali Kceb > i dont know
Le Soltueur > Especially a shoe-fornicating one.
Le Soltueur > Imagine if you will, being late for the train and running out the door, just slipping your shoes on only to find a mess of turtle goo inside
Le Soltueur > And because you're late, having to squish around in it all day
Nali Kceb > ewww
Le Soltueur > it's hell on your feet.
Nali Kceb > i have a solution
Le Soltueur > I know... a pedicure.
Le Soltueur > I had one.
Nali Kceb > 1 buy a girl turtle
Nali Kceb > and put ur shoes in a box
Le Soltueur > I don't want any more amorous turtles running around
Nali Kceb > in that case just buy a shoe box
Le Soltueur > He tried to get frisky with my tap shoes, but I outsmarted him. I ran an electrical lead to the plates on the shoes.
Nali Kceb > but let the turtle live pl0x
Le Soltueur > Little bastard flew across the room
Le Soltueur > It was funny. I've never seen a turtle move so fast..
Le Soltueur > or fly for that matter.
Nali Kceb > thats sad
Le Soltueur > He was pretty pissed when he came to though. Grunting at me...
Le Soltueur > then he streamed one all over my bunny slippers.
Nali Kceb > btw for some reason i have the feeling ur joking
Le Soltueur > I was soooooo mad.
Le Soltueur > that's when I tried to flush him.
Le Soltueur > I love my bunny slippers.
Le Soltueur > And he ruined him.
Le Soltueur > I could put him a box and mail him to zimbabwe or something
Nali Kceb > how did you got that crazy turtle in the first place
Le Soltueur > he'd be pretty upset though I figure. Zimbabweans don't wear shoes.
Le Soltueur > They run around half naked and barefoot.
Le Soltueur > which may, or may not turn him on.
Nali Kceb > just put ur shoes in a box probem solved
Nali Kceb > wtf
Le Soltueur > He's a problem I tell you.
Le Soltueur > Sure, it's shoes now...
Le Soltueur > but we all know how these serial show-rapist turtles work...
Le Soltueur > shoes to socks...
Le Soltueur > socks to feet...
Nali Kceb > buy a girl turtle
Nali Kceb > or better
Nali Kceb > buy a teddy turtle
Le Soltueur > and before you know it, everytime you put your feet on the floor, you're wiping up turtle goo.
Nali Kceb > he will sure like a fake turtle better than a shoe or sock
Le Soltueur > No! I say NO!
Le Soltueur > This has to end.
Le Soltueur > And there's only one thing left to do.
Le Soltueur > When life hands you fucking turtles...
Le Soltueur > make fucking turtle soup.
Nali Kceb > noooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Le Soltueur > Thank you, Nali
Le Soltueur > you've been a great help.
Le Soltueur > cheers!
Nali Kceb > just buy a fucking fake turtle
Nali Kceb > sorr i exedently clicked start converstaion :P
Le Soltueur > you've reached the complaint department for Original Sin. how may I help you?
Nali Kceb > btw do you know anyone that want to join our corp void phase
Le Soltueur > Do you like turtles?
Nali Kceb > yes
Nali Kceb > there cute
Le Soltueur > I have a nasty little bastard that's been doing awful things to my shoes.
Le Soltueur > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJwf2jAmnD0
Le Soltueur > I've tried to flush him down the toilet 3 times now
Le Soltueur > but he's too big.
Le Soltueur > Or the trap is too small.
Le Soltueur > Either way, it's a real dilemna
Nali Kceb > wtf
Le Soltueur > I've considered using a chain saw or a band saw, but that's too messy.
Le Soltueur > so I'm soliciting ideas from complete strangers
Nali Kceb > and cruel
Nali Kceb > well
Nali Kceb > find someone who want a turtle
Le Soltueur > No one wants a turtle.
Nali Kceb > i dont know
Le Soltueur > Especially a shoe-fornicating one.
Le Soltueur > Imagine if you will, being late for the train and running out the door, just slipping your shoes on only to find a mess of turtle goo inside
Le Soltueur > And because you're late, having to squish around in it all day
Nali Kceb > ewww
Le Soltueur > it's hell on your feet.
Nali Kceb > i have a solution
Le Soltueur > I know... a pedicure.
Le Soltueur > I had one.
Nali Kceb > 1 buy a girl turtle
Nali Kceb > and put ur shoes in a box
Le Soltueur > I don't want any more amorous turtles running around
Nali Kceb > in that case just buy a shoe box
Le Soltueur > He tried to get frisky with my tap shoes, but I outsmarted him. I ran an electrical lead to the plates on the shoes.
Nali Kceb > but let the turtle live pl0x
Le Soltueur > Little bastard flew across the room
Le Soltueur > It was funny. I've never seen a turtle move so fast..
Le Soltueur > or fly for that matter.
Nali Kceb > thats sad
Le Soltueur > He was pretty pissed when he came to though. Grunting at me...
Le Soltueur > then he streamed one all over my bunny slippers.
Nali Kceb > btw for some reason i have the feeling ur joking
Le Soltueur > I was soooooo mad.
Le Soltueur > that's when I tried to flush him.
Le Soltueur > I love my bunny slippers.
Le Soltueur > And he ruined him.
Le Soltueur > I could put him a box and mail him to zimbabwe or something
Nali Kceb > how did you got that crazy turtle in the first place
Le Soltueur > he'd be pretty upset though I figure. Zimbabweans don't wear shoes.
Le Soltueur > They run around half naked and barefoot.
Le Soltueur > which may, or may not turn him on.
Nali Kceb > just put ur shoes in a box probem solved
Nali Kceb > wtf
Le Soltueur > He's a problem I tell you.
Le Soltueur > Sure, it's shoes now...
Le Soltueur > but we all know how these serial show-rapist turtles work...
Le Soltueur > shoes to socks...
Le Soltueur > socks to feet...
Nali Kceb > buy a girl turtle
Nali Kceb > or better
Nali Kceb > buy a teddy turtle
Le Soltueur > and before you know it, everytime you put your feet on the floor, you're wiping up turtle goo.
Nali Kceb > he will sure like a fake turtle better than a shoe or sock
Le Soltueur > No! I say NO!
Le Soltueur > This has to end.
Le Soltueur > And there's only one thing left to do.
Le Soltueur > When life hands you fucking turtles...
Le Soltueur > make fucking turtle soup.
Nali Kceb > noooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Le Soltueur > Thank you, Nali
Le Soltueur > you've been a great help.
Le Soltueur > cheers!
Nali Kceb > just buy a fucking fake turtle
Jackie Cross > and here we go, darn neuts
Jackie Cross > and I'm dry
Link Velar > BEST TOWEL EVER!
Jackie Cross > and I'm dry
Link Velar > BEST TOWEL EVER!
Gaunty > whos idea was it to design the thorax to look like a huge penis when your looking down on it
Cassy Dark > a lonely programer?
Cassy Dark > a lonely programer?
<Solor> ahh its quiet, talk people
<Mort> I like pancakes.
<Strids> iam eating pancakes rightnow!
<Mort> I knew it. i wanted to freak you out.
<Solor> least its not waffles
<Mort> Im outside, stealing your lightbulbs.
<Solor> those lightbulbs are fake
<Mort> LIES!
<Strids> the cake is a lie!
<Strids> who want to be a pink marshmallow? :S
<Solor> mort obviously
<Strids> thats a lie
<Mort> only if I could swallow things, crap them out, and maintian their abilities.
<Solor> only the cake is a lie
<Adria> thank you for participating in this CCP hf enrichment center activity!
<Adria> we do what we must because we can
<Mort> I crap because I must, not because I can.
<Adria> i'd crap because i can
<Solor> if you didnt have to would you crap?
<Mort> nope, but it depends on how I exceted things.
<Mort> Im not getting a collastomy bag for the hell of it.
<Mort> I like pancakes.
<Strids> iam eating pancakes rightnow!
<Mort> I knew it. i wanted to freak you out.
<Solor> least its not waffles
<Mort> Im outside, stealing your lightbulbs.
<Solor> those lightbulbs are fake
<Mort> LIES!
<Strids> the cake is a lie!
<Strids> who want to be a pink marshmallow? :S
<Solor> mort obviously
<Strids> thats a lie
<Mort> only if I could swallow things, crap them out, and maintian their abilities.
<Solor> only the cake is a lie
<Adria> thank you for participating in this CCP hf enrichment center activity!
<Adria> we do what we must because we can
<Mort> I crap because I must, not because I can.
<Adria> i'd crap because i can
<Solor> if you didnt have to would you crap?
<Mort> nope, but it depends on how I exceted things.
<Mort> Im not getting a collastomy bag for the hell of it.
Doctor Carbonatite > Katrina [Hurricane], my little mission compainion
Herzog Wolfhammer > You named a Hurricane "Katrina"
Doctor Carbonatite > I only named it Katrina because I use it for looting
Herzog Wolfhammer > You named a Hurricane "Katrina"
Doctor Carbonatite > I only named it Katrina because I use it for looting
Sergio Ling > and a whole host of them now
The Tumaril > in RF ya say?
Sergio Ling > yup
cold46 > 2?
J Sun > 10
Sergio Ling > 10 of em
cold46 > ships?
Sergio Ling > yup, all of them in ships
The Tumaril > in RF ya say?
Sergio Ling > yup
cold46 > 2?
J Sun > 10
Sergio Ling > 10 of em
cold46 > ships?
Sergio Ling > yup, all of them in ships
Gus Preston > cos i have this stupid bounty
Gus Preston > some n00b corp wants to kill me in Bagerin
Miss Lear > ya the must think that is alot of money
Gus Preston > its 500k??????
Gus Preston > fucking arses
Gus Preston > i just need to get home
Miss Lear > man i gave a noob 5 mill once and he about shit a brik
Gus Preston > lol
Manfred Doomhammer > 505k to be exact
Gus Preston > oh?
Gus Preston > oh yea
Manfred Doomhammer > and considering a tech1 frig will not cost more than 150k including fitting
Manfred Doomhammer > you can guess its a lot of money for them^^
Gus Preston > hmm true
Manfred Doomhammer > but 505k looks.... i dont know
Manfred Doomhammer > ther you go.. now it looks serious
Gus Preston > fucking annoying is what it is
Manfred Doomhammer > ;p
Miss Lear > heh youhave a even 1 mill bounty now
Gus Preston > awww come on!!!!
Gus Preston > your not helping
Gus Preston > lol
Manfred Doomhammer > hehe
Miss Lear > lol
Manfred Doomhammer > but you got to admit, 1mil looks better than 505k
Manfred Doomhammer > its also shorter to type
Gus Preston > if i have to kill4 n00bs to get home im mailing you their corpses
Manfred Doomhammer > im not into necrophilia,but i might know a guy who is^^
Gus Preston > some n00b corp wants to kill me in Bagerin
Miss Lear > ya the must think that is alot of money
Gus Preston > its 500k??????
Gus Preston > fucking arses
Gus Preston > i just need to get home
Miss Lear > man i gave a noob 5 mill once and he about shit a brik
Gus Preston > lol
Manfred Doomhammer > 505k to be exact
Gus Preston > oh?
Gus Preston > oh yea
Manfred Doomhammer > and considering a tech1 frig will not cost more than 150k including fitting
Manfred Doomhammer > you can guess its a lot of money for them^^
Gus Preston > hmm true
Manfred Doomhammer > but 505k looks.... i dont know
Manfred Doomhammer > ther you go.. now it looks serious
Gus Preston > fucking annoying is what it is
Manfred Doomhammer > ;p
Miss Lear > heh youhave a even 1 mill bounty now
Gus Preston > awww come on!!!!
Gus Preston > your not helping
Gus Preston > lol
Manfred Doomhammer > hehe
Miss Lear > lol
Manfred Doomhammer > but you got to admit, 1mil looks better than 505k
Manfred Doomhammer > its also shorter to type
Gus Preston > if i have to kill4 n00bs to get home im mailing you their corpses
Manfred Doomhammer > im not into necrophilia,but i might know a guy who is^^
Willem Revolati > when i were a lad we were forced to take on carriers with our bare hands and we bloody well said thank you for the privelage as well, not like these kids these days, they dont even know they were born!
Willem Revolati > and with half a penny you could buy a typhoon and half a pound of midget gems
Willem Revolati > and with half a penny you could buy a typhoon and half a pound of midget gems
Telepyleia > what's a nanoship? Sounds very small