Neoptolomeus > "You are flagged for stealing from an unsecured tree. Agression countdown 15 minutes." - God, to Adam and Eve after they took the apples.
Neoptolomeus > "See, because of you, we lost standings with GOD and now we are KOS in Eden. We'll have to live in 0.0." - Adam, to Eve, a short while later.
Neoptolomeus > "Once again, the Book of Revelations is not an upcoming patch." - God, answering to an insistent EVE player.
Neoptolomeus > "It's the destruction of the whole universe as they know it, it's the single most devastating event in the prophecies. And they think I named it after an Amarr ship." - God, on the Apocalypse.
Neoptolomeus > "Big deal, I can make a REAL one in seven days." - God, upon knowing CCP created a whole virtual universe in 4 years.
Neoptolomeus > "See, because of you, we lost standings with GOD and now we are KOS in Eden. We'll have to live in 0.0." - Adam, to Eve, a short while later.
Neoptolomeus > "Once again, the Book of Revelations is not an upcoming patch." - God, answering to an insistent EVE player.
Neoptolomeus > "It's the destruction of the whole universe as they know it, it's the single most devastating event in the prophecies. And they think I named it after an Amarr ship." - God, on the Apocalypse.
Neoptolomeus > "Big deal, I can make a REAL one in seven days." - God, upon knowing CCP created a whole virtual universe in 4 years.
James Zizorn > anyone on that can email a megathron quote?
brutorans > why did the mega cross the jump bridge?
Anhenka > to get to the other side?
brutorans > smart ass :p
brutorans > why did the mega cross the jump bridge?
Anhenka > to get to the other side?
brutorans > smart ass :p
From the Rookie Help Channel
[Otenko] oh yeah by the way
[Otenko] how do you get new skills
[StonedSamoan] you buy them
[Otenko] where?
[StonedSamoan] in the markt
[Otenko] do they take visa?
[Kinran]mmm...omgrawr material
[Otenko] oh yeah by the way
[Otenko] how do you get new skills
[StonedSamoan] you buy them
[Otenko] where?
[StonedSamoan] in the markt
[Otenko] do they take visa?
[Kinran]mmm...omgrawr material
Rigsta > why not just buy a cheap frig?
Tobias Raddick > Rig; 'cause I'm a pimp, and i can't be seen rolling in anything worth less than 50m
Tobias Raddick > Rig; 'cause I'm a pimp, and i can't be seen rolling in anything worth less than 50m
Idara > why are the domi rats always humpin' roids....
Rahzorus > they mistake them for other domis
Rahzorus > they mistake them for other domis
PKlavins > that reminds me of a comedy show...he's talkin about the pointlessness of ads in TV today...
PKlavins > "Two rabbits are on a log. One goes home and shoots himself. BUY A BIKE!"
PKlavins > "Two rabbits are on a log. One goes home and shoots himself. BUY A BIKE!"
Ivan Wise > x up for friday gang!
Christos Hendez > X
Dedushka AU > x
Ivan Wise > Dedushka AU what ship?
Dedushka AU > stop talking to yourself
Ivan Wise > no you stop.
Christos Hendez > X
Dedushka AU > x
Ivan Wise > Dedushka AU what ship?
Dedushka AU > stop talking to yourself
Ivan Wise > no you stop.
Koronakesh > brohoof o/)(o
Meili Leng Shuijing > o/)(o
Meili Leng Shuijing > Just call me Sluttersheili
Meili Leng Shuijing > *FLUTTER
Meili Leng Shuijing > FUCK
Meili Leng Shuijing > NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Meili Leng Shuijing > /emote curls into a onedimensional point of freudian humiliation
Meili Leng Shuijing > o/)(o
Meili Leng Shuijing > Just call me Sluttersheili
Meili Leng Shuijing > *FLUTTER
Meili Leng Shuijing > FUCK
Meili Leng Shuijing > NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Meili Leng Shuijing > /emote curls into a onedimensional point of freudian humiliation
Durby > I'm getting a house with a white picked fence, 2.5 kids and maybe a dog
privian > i'll sell you half a kid
Ory'hara > I'll have sex with your wife; that'll make the kid half yours. :)
privian > i'll sell you half a kid
Ory'hara > I'll have sex with your wife; that'll make the kid half yours. :)
Gunsnroses > hey guys i got an implant, how do i put it in?
Grankor > Bend over
Grankor > Bend over