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<Urban_Mongral> http://www.old-computers.com/museum/computer.asp?st=1&c=927 <------ I know it is completly useless (and was even in 1965) but that still just about the coolest thing ever
<Urban_Mongral> It looks like it has come straight out of 2001
<[BH]Veritech> lol
<Urban_Mongral> you can imagine it saying in a HAL 9000 voice "Do not wisk the eggs like that, this soufle is too important to allow you to jepodise it"
<[BH]Veritech> heh
<Urban_Mongral> Yeah "I'm sorry I cant do that Dave, The oven isnt warm enough yet. Dave, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye."
Getix Kain > I have an 5y old nokia
Getix Kain > 55xx Music Xpress with a broken screen
crno rupa > is that what the xx stands for ?
<Hangman> shit another half hour to work, getting tempted to masturbate again
Pilk > I believe I have discovered how Coke Zero works as a diet drink.
Pilk > The theory is, once you've had some, you'll never again ingest anything in large quantities for fear it'll taste like Coke Zero.
Throdax > well, you have two kids, so at some point you had to .... eeer..... you
know
thiskittybites > u have NO idea wizz
Shurtak > thro: they mail ordered them via amazon
thiskittybites > Throdax, that was many moons ago and besides it was WIND
POLINATION :P
Shurtak > ??? you had wind pollution??
Shurtak > well my wife wont do any lub after eating onions
thiskittybites > wizzard, I think its time to go google again :P
Ryuji Hinomura > Someone actually came into my office and expected me to do some work. Geeez! Some people.
Nagash Windsong > lol, the nerve
Ryuji Hinomura > Indeed so, they really ought to realise that EvE is my job.
Nagash Windsong > lol
Ryuji Hinomura > Guess I shall have to educate them about such things.
Nagash Windsong > I tried that at my job, they wern't impressed.
Nagash Windsong > :)
Ryuji Hinomura > Some people.......really.
Nagash Windsong > hehehe
Ryuji Hinomura > Try to show them the wonders of internet gaming technology and all they can do is frown and sigh and be generally unimpressed.
Ryuji Hinomura > Ungrateful sods.
Nagash Windsong > one guy got mad at me because he thinks videogames are for little kids and are anti-social.
Nagash Windsong > I had to explain the concept of mmorg
Nagash Windsong > weird people the previous generation
Ryuji Hinomura > How previous are you talking?
Nagash Windsong > 40-55
Nagash Windsong > the people who thinking working hard will get you somewhere in life
Ryuji Hinomura > Oh......those fools.
Nagash Windsong > ROFL, yep
Ryuji Hinomura > Wasting your time. Most of them can barely work their mobile phones.
Nagash Windsong > yep the same bunch of people who think 3g is a speed.
Nagash Windsong > for air flight
Ryuji Hinomura > It is if it is an impact velocity. Which is the speed their jaws hit the floor at when they find out the kids are having sex.
Nagash Windsong > rofl
Druun Charvet > im an instant gratification sort of player. ; )
Ariz Black > then you're playing the wrong game
Druun Charvet > all i meant to say is that i prefer skills in my head sooner rather than later
Ariz Black > aye, and you lose out later for having such an attitude
Ariz Black > and there is a lot more 'later' than there is 'now'
Druun Charvet > too abstract to refute
Druun Charvet > i wont bother
Lothlorien Bree > Our pos is seriously the slums of fucking Venal
Aleusandris > agreed
Aleusandris > looks like detroit streets
Kesper North > you missed it, before all the T2 ships got stolen it looked like a ferrari dealership :(
Taize > Tekka...you look like a clone of a well known eve player :)
Nafri > now you may hurt takkas fealings
Tekka > like omg who
Taize > daakkon
Tekka > lol
Tekka > omgmyhero
Taize > mine too :)
Nafri > daakkon is everyones hero, ist he?
Taize > my hero is tank ceo
Tekka > tank is a nub
Taize > that may be tekka...but you have to admire someone who is 100% openly gay and has no qualms about it...
Tekka > ....
Bizarre > anyone in nol got some Lube II ammo?
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