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Lady Melandhra > If you feel something hard and big pressing towards your mouth, and you feel you're getting wet between your legs at the same time... You know you're holding the bottle the wrong way...
Anatoray > damn... we're outta toilet paper, and I gotta go...
Anatoray > think i might have to go for a walk over to work
Anatoray > yeah, definitely gotta go.
Virisech > god damn, zin
Kaven Ashfall > what
Virisech > oh sry
Virisech > not cursing at you, cursing with you
Kaven Ashfall > FUCK
Ralanar Nogred > lmao
Virisech > did turrets hit you?
Kaven Ashfall > my DRONES
Kaven Ashfall > oh those turreting whores
Virisech > ouch
Kaven Ashfall > yeah they were chewing on me for awhile there
Kaven Ashfall > fuckers
Virisech > 50k turrets lol
Kaven Ashfall > I don't like those turrets
Kaven Ashfall > let's uh stay over here and assault them with foul language
(@SirMolle) errrrr
(@SirMolle) trying to kill a fly
(@SirMolle) sitting on my monitor
(@SirMolle) with the mouse pointer
(@SirMolle) wont work, right?
Candhar Calebon > fock that :P I only buy things If I also like the look of em
Bhodi Li > as my ugly ship blows you apart, remember you looked good :p
Ms BlueFire > me wants crisips
Ms BlueFire > crisps
Alisa Dax > check the hangers :)
Ms BlueFire > ehm
Ms BlueFire > im an idiot
Ms BlueFire > what am i lookign for?>
Alisa Dax > lmao
Ms BlueFire > *Sigh*
Iracham > the uncertainty principle dictates that whenever two women are alone in a room, they are engaged in lesbian sex.
EmmDee Cutter > only if drinking is involved
Nornic Blaise > -_-
EmmDee Cutter > scratch that, if drinking is involved there is no uncertainty
Jeckt Mallix > is that why they always seem to go to the bathroom in pairs when out drinking?
Iracham > Yes.
Kyllashandra > thats a secret :P
Teyrala > that must be why they take so long too
Mighty Dread > EVE is Hell. Your goal is to find which room has the best air conditioning
Captain Lock > Lasers should... not do em damage
Captain Lock > Seriously, do they give out electromagnetic pulses in RL?
Cythrawl > hyjek logged out
Cythrawl > they're all doomed
Cythrawl > and he's back, they're saved ;)
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