Boma Airaken > you definetly do need to be an asshole sometimes ;)
Boma Airaken > just make sure its never misdirected
Boma Airaken > i lost a couple of good people that way
Talaris EveningStar screams at Boma and shakes a fist
Boma Airaken > /emote throws a chair at talaris
Talaris EveningStar dodges and avoids all damage with the Improved Evasion feat.
Talaris EveningStar > Now... Your probably thinking..
Boma Airaken > i was thinking AR-15
Talaris EveningStar > "How can he use a reflex save vs a ranged attack?"
Boma Airaken > but im not that much of an asshole ;)
Talaris EveningStar > Well you see...
Talaris EveningStar > Boma is an Asshole Dragon
Dangermouse DM > I wasn't thinking that because i'm not a nerd (and too old for 3rd edition)
Talaris EveningStar > And Throwing Chairs is his breathweapon
Boma Airaken > ROFL
Vendrin > Vendrin saves!
Vendrin > Everyone else takes half damage
Boma Airaken > just make sure its never misdirected
Boma Airaken > i lost a couple of good people that way
Talaris EveningStar screams at Boma and shakes a fist
Boma Airaken > /emote throws a chair at talaris
Talaris EveningStar dodges and avoids all damage with the Improved Evasion feat.
Talaris EveningStar > Now... Your probably thinking..
Boma Airaken > i was thinking AR-15
Talaris EveningStar > "How can he use a reflex save vs a ranged attack?"
Boma Airaken > but im not that much of an asshole ;)
Talaris EveningStar > Well you see...
Talaris EveningStar > Boma is an Asshole Dragon
Dangermouse DM > I wasn't thinking that because i'm not a nerd (and too old for 3rd edition)
Talaris EveningStar > And Throwing Chairs is his breathweapon
Boma Airaken > ROFL
Vendrin > Vendrin saves!
Vendrin > Everyone else takes half damage
<Alasse> well pardon me for not being a jobless slacker/greek
<Alasse> :/
<Juan_Andalusian> i aint jobless
<Juan_Andalusian> i just made the decision
<Juan_Andalusian> that i will live less lavishly
<Juan_Andalusian> than you
<Juan_Andalusian> and it's paying off
<Juan_Andalusian> cause you ll be able to spend more time in your super pc in you uber sofachair when you are 55
<Juan_Andalusian> but you ll be wrinkly
<Juan_Andalusian> and tired
<Juan_Andalusian> and crap at fps games
<Juan_Andalusian> whereas i would have enjoyed my gaming years
<Juan_Andalusian> during my prime
<Juan_Andalusian> and then again when we are 70
<Juan_Andalusian> i ll be coming to manchester
<Juan_Andalusian> to take you for walks
<Juan_Andalusian> since you ll have become an old cripple
<Juan_Andalusian> from playing too many games at an old age
<Juan_Andalusian> and one day
<Juan_Andalusian> when we are 85
<Juan_Andalusian> and our dicks will be dried up
<Juan_Andalusian> our eyesight completely gone
<Juan_Andalusian> our hair all fallen
<Juan_Andalusian> you will turn to me
<Juan_Andalusian> and in your dieing breath
<Juan_Andalusian> you will admitt
<Juan_Andalusian> "you were right juan"
<Juan_Andalusian> "i should have logged on to kill one more RISE bs"
<Juan_Andalusian> there you go Droopy
<Juan_Andalusian> your life
<Juan_Andalusian> in a nutshell
<Alasse> :/
<Juan_Andalusian> i aint jobless
<Juan_Andalusian> i just made the decision
<Juan_Andalusian> that i will live less lavishly
<Juan_Andalusian> than you
<Juan_Andalusian> and it's paying off
<Juan_Andalusian> cause you ll be able to spend more time in your super pc in you uber sofachair when you are 55
<Juan_Andalusian> but you ll be wrinkly
<Juan_Andalusian> and tired
<Juan_Andalusian> and crap at fps games
<Juan_Andalusian> whereas i would have enjoyed my gaming years
<Juan_Andalusian> during my prime
<Juan_Andalusian> and then again when we are 70
<Juan_Andalusian> i ll be coming to manchester
<Juan_Andalusian> to take you for walks
<Juan_Andalusian> since you ll have become an old cripple
<Juan_Andalusian> from playing too many games at an old age
<Juan_Andalusian> and one day
<Juan_Andalusian> when we are 85
<Juan_Andalusian> and our dicks will be dried up
<Juan_Andalusian> our eyesight completely gone
<Juan_Andalusian> our hair all fallen
<Juan_Andalusian> you will turn to me
<Juan_Andalusian> and in your dieing breath
<Juan_Andalusian> you will admitt
<Juan_Andalusian> "you were right juan"
<Juan_Andalusian> "i should have logged on to kill one more RISE bs"
<Juan_Andalusian> there you go Droopy
<Juan_Andalusian> your life
<Juan_Andalusian> in a nutshell
Taiphoon TheTerror > so what did we get? :3
Gaven Darklighter > 2 more cargo expanders
Gaven Darklighter > and a heap of garbage?
Gaven Darklighter > takes up 2500 m3
Taiphoon TheTerror > nothing worthwhile?
Gaven Darklighter > f**k
Gaven Darklighter > nothin
Gaven Darklighter > its an object called heap of garbage
Taiphoon TheTerror > are you serious?
Gaven Darklighter > go look
Gaven Darklighter > lol
Taiphoon TheTerror > we hit up a garbage truck
Gaven Darklighter > that we did
Taiphoon TheTerror > A f**king garbage truck
Taiphoon TheTerror > hahaha
Gaven Darklighter > lol
Taiphoon TheTerror > what the f**k.
Taiphoon TheTerror > Hahahaha
Taiphoon TheTerror > we are the wrost pirates ever!
Gaven Darklighter > 2 more cargo expanders
Gaven Darklighter > and a heap of garbage?
Gaven Darklighter > takes up 2500 m3
Taiphoon TheTerror > nothing worthwhile?
Gaven Darklighter > f**k
Gaven Darklighter > nothin
Gaven Darklighter > its an object called heap of garbage
Taiphoon TheTerror > are you serious?
Gaven Darklighter > go look
Gaven Darklighter > lol
Taiphoon TheTerror > we hit up a garbage truck
Gaven Darklighter > that we did
Taiphoon TheTerror > A f**king garbage truck
Taiphoon TheTerror > hahaha
Gaven Darklighter > lol
Taiphoon TheTerror > what the f**k.
Taiphoon TheTerror > Hahahaha
Taiphoon TheTerror > we are the wrost pirates ever!
Crescend > Yeah, but I have trouble making it go up.
xnder > save a piece for me
Crescend > I am going tto pretend I never said that.
xnder > save a piece for me
Crescend > I am going tto pretend I never said that.
Sylvia Frost > Boots will you buy me something new, I love shopping :/
Phelan Boots > I'll buy you a Miner II, k Sylvia?
Sylvia Frost > is it a shiny miner 2?
Phelan Boots > aye very shiny
Phelan Boots > and very big
Sylvia Frost > /emote ponders that thought
Cesium133 > my miner is normal sized, but it's activation time is quite long.
Fryett > My miner doesn't work right, I have to use the special blue crystals.
Phelan Boots > I hear if your miner's activation time is longer than four hours, your supposed to go see an engineer
Cesium133 > gee I hope not
Cesium133 > I thought that that was only if you had to use ... special blue crystals.
Phelan Boots > could be, I'll have to send Fryett the article
Sylvia Frost > Im thinking about an augmentation, but not of the attribute kind
Phelan Boots > There's nothing wrong with a little augmentation as long as it doesn't hinder performance.
Sylvia Frost > I fly my BS naked, wont hinder me at all
Phelan Boots > I'll buy you a Miner II, k Sylvia?
Sylvia Frost > is it a shiny miner 2?
Phelan Boots > aye very shiny
Phelan Boots > and very big
Sylvia Frost > /emote ponders that thought
Cesium133 > my miner is normal sized, but it's activation time is quite long.
Fryett > My miner doesn't work right, I have to use the special blue crystals.
Phelan Boots > I hear if your miner's activation time is longer than four hours, your supposed to go see an engineer
Cesium133 > gee I hope not
Cesium133 > I thought that that was only if you had to use ... special blue crystals.
Phelan Boots > could be, I'll have to send Fryett the article
Sylvia Frost > Im thinking about an augmentation, but not of the attribute kind
Phelan Boots > There's nothing wrong with a little augmentation as long as it doesn't hinder performance.
Sylvia Frost > I fly my BS naked, wont hinder me at all
RogerWilco > any probers around?
Tamora > oooooo matron!
Tamora > oooooo matron!
<Kayosoni> OMG I FOUND A HORRIBLE BUG.
<Kayosoni> ABSOLUTELY HORRIBLE.
<Kayosoni> EVE MUST STOP UNTIL ITS FIXED!
<GeromeDoutrande> there is a max amount of screenshots you can take?
<Kayosoni> ABSOLUTELY HORRIBLE.
<Kayosoni> EVE MUST STOP UNTIL ITS FIXED!
<GeromeDoutrande> there is a max amount of screenshots you can take?
Golakka > i was expecting Baloons and fireworks, and a cage of screaming baboons for my triumphant return, WHERE ARE MY BABOONS!
Tethis > damn my pibs tits for fingers
PheonixFlight > no just sick
Tethis > *pigs
CosmicCol > lol
CosmicCol > use a penncil
CosmicCol > pencil even damn my sausage fingers
Tethis > cannot hold one in these trotters
Eronion > wtf are pib tits?
Tethis > scroll up for correction
Eronion > ah, gotcha
CosmicCol > pigs breasts he meant
Eronion > we've got a saying in the US, "You're as worthess as tits on a boar hog"
Eronion > tits
Tethis > of course pigs are a sexual being in their own right in the southern states
marillian > lol
Eronion > nothin' quite like 'em
Eronion > the squeal is what gets me off.
PheonixFlight > no just sick
Tethis > *pigs
CosmicCol > lol
CosmicCol > use a penncil
CosmicCol > pencil even damn my sausage fingers
Tethis > cannot hold one in these trotters
Eronion > wtf are pib tits?
Tethis > scroll up for correction
Eronion > ah, gotcha
CosmicCol > pigs breasts he meant
Eronion > we've got a saying in the US, "You're as worthess as tits on a boar hog"
Eronion > tits
Tethis > of course pigs are a sexual being in their own right in the southern states
marillian > lol
Eronion > nothin' quite like 'em
Eronion > the squeal is what gets me off.
Ixianus > Well ill be back later today
Kiuu > daily downtime in a few
J Stayton > ya i saw
Ixianus > after ive had my fill of sex and cheesecake
Kiuu > I'm gonna sleepy now xP
* Ixianus hugs his wallet
Kiuu > I go now
Kiuu > daily downtime in a few
J Stayton > ya i saw
Ixianus > after ive had my fill of sex and cheesecake
Kiuu > I'm gonna sleepy now xP
* Ixianus hugs his wallet
Kiuu > I go now