PKlavins > o here's a fun game...take a line from star wars or any film, and replace a word with the word 'sausage'....e.g. "The Force is strong in my sausage" from star wars :P
Arkasius > oh boy
Arkasius > someone should tell the germans that when the animal dies and actually is made into a bratwurst that the force dies with the animal
Wargasm > This was your fathers Sausage.... he wanted you to have it.
PKlavins > o this one is classic......"Governor Tarkin. I should have expected to find you holding Vader’s sausage!"
Virtuozzo > o m g
Arkasius > rofl
Wargasm > Use the Sausage Luke. Let go, Luke. Luke, trust me
TapLon > Julia: oh sausage oh sausage, where are they my sausage
PKlavins > "I find your lack of sausage disturbing..."
PKlavins > no even better......"I cannot teach him. The boy has no sausage."
night lancer > ffs now am hungry
Arkasius > o_0
Virtuozzo > ow boy NL that was bad timing that comment
PKlavins > ROFL...
night lancer > /emote shakes head 8(
Arkasius > oh boy
Arkasius > someone should tell the germans that when the animal dies and actually is made into a bratwurst that the force dies with the animal
Wargasm > This was your fathers Sausage.... he wanted you to have it.
PKlavins > o this one is classic......"Governor Tarkin. I should have expected to find you holding Vader’s sausage!"
Virtuozzo > o m g
Arkasius > rofl
Wargasm > Use the Sausage Luke. Let go, Luke. Luke, trust me
TapLon > Julia: oh sausage oh sausage, where are they my sausage
PKlavins > "I find your lack of sausage disturbing..."
PKlavins > no even better......"I cannot teach him. The boy has no sausage."
night lancer > ffs now am hungry
Arkasius > o_0
Virtuozzo > ow boy NL that was bad timing that comment
PKlavins > ROFL...
night lancer > /emote shakes head 8(
Veron Zenith > one embarrasing thing is farting while you're on the bog. acts like a megaphone
Par'Gellen > or in one of those old school desks with the book hole under the chair. I found that out the hard way when i was in high school :D like blowing on a tuba
Par'Gellen > or in one of those old school desks with the book hole under the chair. I found that out the hard way when i was in high school :D like blowing on a tuba
Escador > MEP3ABEC > you will die
MEP3ABEC > and all your corpmates too
Cartiff > lol
Gazmus > LOL
Alphamarine > lol who is that
Escador > raids corp
* Bujie runs and hides under the bed...*shivers*
Alphamarine > dunno who they are lol
NateX > Rofel
NateX > are he still in u-q?
NateX > no, 36n
Tolin Dorden > so... we're supposed to be ... afraid now as well?
Tolin Dorden > and here was me hoping I'd only have to deal with my hangovers
MEP3ABEC > and all your corpmates too
Cartiff > lol
Gazmus > LOL
Alphamarine > lol who is that
Escador > raids corp
* Bujie runs and hides under the bed...*shivers*
Alphamarine > dunno who they are lol
NateX > Rofel
NateX > are he still in u-q?
NateX > no, 36n
Tolin Dorden > so... we're supposed to be ... afraid now as well?
Tolin Dorden > and here was me hoping I'd only have to deal with my hangovers
<hippoking> fucking hell, I never thought I'd find it this hard to be mean to someone
<hippoking> it's be like kicking a retarded puppy
<hippoking> I'm turning into doctor fucking phil
<hippoking> screw this, I'm going to go pod someone who doesn't deserve it
<hippoking> and then laugh
<hippoking> it's be like kicking a retarded puppy
<hippoking> I'm turning into doctor fucking phil
<hippoking> screw this, I'm going to go pod someone who doesn't deserve it
<hippoking> and then laugh
Frank Thiesant > Anyone know a good pick-up line involving nosebleeds?
Iskabod Crane > You wanna see my menstrual imitation ?
Frank Thiesant > touché
Iskabod Crane > /emote cracks himself up !
Iskabod Crane > You wanna see my menstrual imitation ?
Frank Thiesant > touché
Iskabod Crane > /emote cracks himself up !
Strygalldwir > hey people... why arnt there any astroids in the belts atm?
JaakkimaTavvetti III > ........
JaakkimaTavvetti III > *sigh* One born every minute.
Strygalldwir > i've havent been on for a few days.... has somthing happened?
JaakkimaTavvetti III > Yes ... a titan came here and doomsday all the belts after someone bombed CCP's HQ.
JaakkimaTavvetti III > It's been all over the news actually.
Strygalldwir > wow....
Jango697 > ...
Jango697 > That was creative.
JaakkimaTavvetti III > Hmmm. Yes - but let's see if he believes it.
Jango697 > /emote waits
Strygalldwir > my container is right where i left it... there was a astroid 6km away.... nothing there now...
Strygalldwir > meh....
JaakkimaTavvetti III > /emote waits.
JaakkimaTavvetti III > /emote thinks Strygalldwir will turn to petition window. =
Strygalldwir > dude.... i've only ever seen 1 titan in high sec..... no where near the school
JaakkimaTavvetti III > ...
Jango697 > ....
JaakkimaTavvetti III > I need a drink. :S
Jango697 > Good idea.
JaakkimaTavvetti III > /emote snatches the whiskey from Jango.
Jango697 > OI
Jango697 > DATS MINE
Strygalldwir > so anyway.... where are the astroids gone?
JaakkimaTavvetti III > So was Stry's can and look what happened !
Jango697 > They clocked out. Their shift was over.
Strygalldwir > theres still a ton of containers here.....
Jango697 > It's a labor union thing.
Elric Vos > Asteroids are people too, after all.
JaakkimaTavvetti III > ........
JaakkimaTavvetti III > *sigh* One born every minute.
Strygalldwir > i've havent been on for a few days.... has somthing happened?
JaakkimaTavvetti III > Yes ... a titan came here and doomsday all the belts after someone bombed CCP's HQ.
JaakkimaTavvetti III > It's been all over the news actually.
Strygalldwir > wow....
Jango697 > ...
Jango697 > That was creative.
JaakkimaTavvetti III > Hmmm. Yes - but let's see if he believes it.
Jango697 > /emote waits
Strygalldwir > my container is right where i left it... there was a astroid 6km away.... nothing there now...
Strygalldwir > meh....
JaakkimaTavvetti III > /emote waits.
JaakkimaTavvetti III > /emote thinks Strygalldwir will turn to petition window. =
Strygalldwir > dude.... i've only ever seen 1 titan in high sec..... no where near the school
JaakkimaTavvetti III > ...
Jango697 > ....
JaakkimaTavvetti III > I need a drink. :S
Jango697 > Good idea.
JaakkimaTavvetti III > /emote snatches the whiskey from Jango.
Jango697 > OI
Jango697 > DATS MINE
Strygalldwir > so anyway.... where are the astroids gone?
JaakkimaTavvetti III > So was Stry's can and look what happened !
Jango697 > They clocked out. Their shift was over.
Strygalldwir > theres still a ton of containers here.....
Jango697 > It's a labor union thing.
Elric Vos > Asteroids are people too, after all.
<Kanin> I can handle 3 screens while mining or ratting, not enough going on, but drop two of them into a POS and the framerate will go downhill at an alarming rate. Fuck CCP :colbert:
<Randolph> Starmap mode + overview targeting? It'll be just like mudding!<Kanin> It is dark outside the POS. You are likely to be eaten by a Grue.
<Randolph> You see here: A Nyx named Glory to BoB. Twenty HACs.
<Kanin> > pew pew nyx
<Kanin> < Your modules are already attempting to activate. Please wait.
<Randolph> Let's see if I remember... "The Nyx screams, 'BANZAI! DEATH TO THE UNBELEIVER!'"
<Kanin> < Fighter Cloud hits you for WTF.
<Kanin> < Fighter Cloud hits you for WTF.
<Kanin> < Fighter Cloud hits you for WTF.
<Randolph> YOU are DYING! Flee?
<Kanin> < Fighter Cloud hits you for WTF. You are dead.
<Kanin> > Warp Pod
<Kanin> < Command "Warp" not available when you are in a station.
<Randolph> Would You Like Your Possessions Identified? [Y|N|Q]
<NaidiremAh`pla> recall
<NaidiremAh`pla> recall
<NaidiremAh`pla> recall
<traaaf|Lenid> > Petition
<Randolph> What would you like Petitioned?
<Kanin> < [GM Sunshine] > The server logs show nothing. Petition denied.
<Randolph> You don't see that here.
<traaaf|Lenid> > escalate
<Randolph> I don't recognize the command "Escalate."
<NaidiremAh`pla> threadnaught
<Randolph> *** FUCK GOONS ***
<Kanin> < Your account has been banned [FUCK GOONS]. Thank you for playing EVE Online!
<Randolph> Starmap mode + overview targeting? It'll be just like mudding!<Kanin> It is dark outside the POS. You are likely to be eaten by a Grue.
<Randolph> You see here: A Nyx named Glory to BoB. Twenty HACs.
<Kanin> > pew pew nyx
<Kanin> < Your modules are already attempting to activate. Please wait.
<Randolph> Let's see if I remember... "The Nyx screams, 'BANZAI! DEATH TO THE UNBELEIVER!'"
<Kanin> < Fighter Cloud hits you for WTF.
<Kanin> < Fighter Cloud hits you for WTF.
<Kanin> < Fighter Cloud hits you for WTF.
<Randolph> YOU are DYING! Flee?
<Kanin> < Fighter Cloud hits you for WTF. You are dead.
<Kanin> > Warp Pod
<Kanin> < Command "Warp" not available when you are in a station.
<Randolph> Would You Like Your Possessions Identified? [Y|N|Q]
<NaidiremAh`pla> recall
<NaidiremAh`pla> recall
<NaidiremAh`pla> recall
<traaaf|Lenid> > Petition
<Randolph> What would you like Petitioned?
<Kanin> < [GM Sunshine] > The server logs show nothing. Petition denied.
<Randolph> You don't see that here.
<traaaf|Lenid> > escalate
<Randolph> I don't recognize the command "Escalate."
<NaidiremAh`pla> threadnaught
<Randolph> *** FUCK GOONS ***
<Kanin> < Your account has been banned [FUCK GOONS]. Thank you for playing EVE Online!
Tsuji Nozomi > whoops
Tsuji Nozomi > xD
Tsuji Nozomi > brought the wrong thing -_-
Babbadobba > bicycle stabalizer?
Tsuji Nozomi > yeah
Tsuji Nozomi > >.>
Tsuji Nozomi > little wheels on the side of my thron
Tsuji Nozomi > xD
Tsuji Nozomi > brought the wrong thing -_-
Babbadobba > bicycle stabalizer?
Tsuji Nozomi > yeah
Tsuji Nozomi > >.>
Tsuji Nozomi > little wheels on the side of my thron
Leet Al > /emote scoops out his ear wax and coats his cat with it
Hippo117 > NOW IT IS WATERPROOF
Leet Al > HORRAY
Leet Al > /emote hucks cat into ocean
Hippo117 > NOW IT IS WATERPROOF
Leet Al > HORRAY
Leet Al > /emote hucks cat into ocean
Reginald Sakakibara > In their inferiority, they believed they could rebel against the Empire. Their republic is both weak and pathetic.
Reginald Sakakibara > Only by the light of God's grace can the people of New Eden achieve true enlightenment--GOD SAVE AMARR! ALL HAIL THE EMPRESS! DOWN WITH THE SLAVE SCUM!
Reginald Sakakibara > The slave's position is one of betterment. By living generations of servitude, they can raise themselves from the squalor of their idiocy.
Reginald Sakakibara > And yet the slaves raise their pitchforks, their duct tape, their rust against the fleet of saviours.
Reginald Sakakibara > Against the Imperial Golden Fleet--against the might of the 24TH IMPERIAL CRUSADE!
Reginald Sakakibara > Long live the Empress!
Zen Guerrilla > The Empress takes it in the butt
Raymond Jaques Seever > Yep, because your Empress shags fedos..
james clough > no you take it in the butt from the empress
Zen Guerrilla > i'd like that
Zen Guerrilla > dirty empress
Reginald Sakakibara > Only by the light of God's grace can the people of New Eden achieve true enlightenment--GOD SAVE AMARR! ALL HAIL THE EMPRESS! DOWN WITH THE SLAVE SCUM!
Reginald Sakakibara > The slave's position is one of betterment. By living generations of servitude, they can raise themselves from the squalor of their idiocy.
Reginald Sakakibara > And yet the slaves raise their pitchforks, their duct tape, their rust against the fleet of saviours.
Reginald Sakakibara > Against the Imperial Golden Fleet--against the might of the 24TH IMPERIAL CRUSADE!
Reginald Sakakibara > Long live the Empress!
Zen Guerrilla > The Empress takes it in the butt
Raymond Jaques Seever > Yep, because your Empress shags fedos..
james clough > no you take it in the butt from the empress
Zen Guerrilla > i'd like that
Zen Guerrilla > dirty empress