Zakthar Kadaj > caldari ships have 2 designers, one to design the left half, one to design the right, and they're not allowed to talk to each other....ever
Dsann > lmao
osku > lol
Zakthar Kadaj > and the minmatar design from the spare parts they have in the heap
Dsann > true
Dsann > and gallente?
Zakthar Kadaj > i cant think of one for their designers
Dsann > they were watching pOrn as they made them =)
Dsann > has to be
Zakthar Kadaj > ROFL
Zakthar Kadaj > would explain the rax, and the iteron
Zakthar Kadaj > and the brutix in a way
Zakthar Kadaj > and the domi, if ur into that kinda porn
Dsann > atron has some parts that look kinda suspisous
Dsann > lmao
osku > lol
Zakthar Kadaj > and the minmatar design from the spare parts they have in the heap
Dsann > true
Dsann > and gallente?
Zakthar Kadaj > i cant think of one for their designers
Dsann > they were watching pOrn as they made them =)
Dsann > has to be
Zakthar Kadaj > ROFL
Zakthar Kadaj > would explain the rax, and the iteron
Zakthar Kadaj > and the brutix in a way
Zakthar Kadaj > and the domi, if ur into that kinda porn
Dsann > atron has some parts that look kinda suspisous
Keelan Sage > we just lost 2 dreads
Keelan Sage > seiging a pos
Keelan Sage > to self-destruct
Jiro Rans > People like sieging so much they sd'd?
Keelan Sage > people were fucking around
Keelan Sage > and didn't turn it off
Jiro Rans > Darwinism
Keelan Sage > seiging a pos
Keelan Sage > to self-destruct
Jiro Rans > People like sieging so much they sd'd?
Keelan Sage > people were fucking around
Keelan Sage > and didn't turn it off
Jiro Rans > Darwinism
Elizabeth Joanne > so called Real Life is merely a deadspace dungeon with a lot more grinding and less lag
Mattias Kerensky > interesting
Mattias Kerensky > ...
Mattias Kerensky > my ship is brown
Mattias Kerensky > instead of rusty
jih chop > that's because it's been sitting vacant for so long now it's gone past rusting to petrification
Mattias Kerensky > ...
Mattias Kerensky > my ship is brown
Mattias Kerensky > instead of rusty
jih chop > that's because it's been sitting vacant for so long now it's gone past rusting to petrification
Tar-Palantir> Sutty - it is very impressive that you came back after hearing the news about B-R and wanted to get active again to help mine for Shrike's new Avatar
Tar-Palantir> that is the Evolution spirit
??? sutty has left #evol
Tar-Palantir> that is the Evolution spirit
??? sutty has left #evol
mothyowns > selling crap makes me happy :)
Woman Love > i read that as 'smelling crap makes me happy' :|
Woman Love > i read that as 'smelling crap makes me happy' :|
Thedrun > EVE continually has large overhaul patches, at which point population probably shoots up
Thedrun > they're gonna miff some people in the next patch though, if the instas changes are for realz
Tarlo > shoots up with heroin or shoots up in population?
Thedrun > those aren't exclusive ; )
Thedrun > they're gonna miff some people in the next patch though, if the instas changes are for realz
Tarlo > shoots up with heroin or shoots up in population?
Thedrun > those aren't exclusive ; )
Seya Brennan: you hear these new heavy indterdictors will be able to tackle any ship, even if loaded with warp core stabs or if a supercapital
Minuteman: At 30km. While MWDing.
Minuteman: Or "bubble-mode", while getting rogered through every orofice and moving about as fast as a one-legged turtle.
Minuteman: At 30km. While MWDing.
Minuteman: Or "bubble-mode", while getting rogered through every orofice and moving about as fast as a one-legged turtle.
Aquillar > 6 shrapnel bombs left
Aquillar > shall I grab more? lololol
Baalkon > hold up =p
Aquillar > we need a shrapnel bomb bpo
Baalkon > a shrapnel bomb BPO is n/a on the market
Aquillar > I know
Baalkon > 2M gets u a 10 run copy of a bpc
Aquillar > not bad considering each bomb is 2 mill
Baalkon > if u want i can pick some up but im not sure it is worth getting 1 at this stage
Aquillar > I alreayd have 9 in my ship
Aquillar > o/ for the love of god do not shoot me
Baalkon > that'd make 1 prtty explosion =p
Aquillar > 1.5 mill trit per run
Baalkon > bombs should explode with the death of ur ship (if u're destroyed by someone else)
Aquillar > agreed
Baalkon > that'd cause kamakazi runs
Aquillar > and each additional bomb should add 200% to explosion radius
Baalkon > but i'd pack a couple in my cargo for every op lol
Baalkon > if ur dumb ass frigs r point blank on me when i blow, they die with me ;)
Aquillar > get an industrial, fill her up with 250 million worth in bombs and self destruct
Baalkon > nah not self destruct
Baalkon > self destruct wouldnt trigger it ;)
Aquillar > gauranteed to pod yourself and everyone else within 9500 km
Baalkon > gotta make it such that someone else kills u
Aquillar > finnnee
Baalkon > it'd sure make those bored low sec gate campers think twice lol
Aquillar > hahahaha
Aquillar > "WAIT, did you cargo scan that indy??"
Baalkon > BOOM *everyone dies*
Baalkon > "nope, guess u didnt..."
Aquillar > shall I grab more? lololol
Baalkon > hold up =p
Aquillar > we need a shrapnel bomb bpo
Baalkon > a shrapnel bomb BPO is n/a on the market
Aquillar > I know
Baalkon > 2M gets u a 10 run copy of a bpc
Aquillar > not bad considering each bomb is 2 mill
Baalkon > if u want i can pick some up but im not sure it is worth getting 1 at this stage
Aquillar > I alreayd have 9 in my ship
Aquillar > o/ for the love of god do not shoot me
Baalkon > that'd make 1 prtty explosion =p
Aquillar > 1.5 mill trit per run
Baalkon > bombs should explode with the death of ur ship (if u're destroyed by someone else)
Aquillar > agreed
Baalkon > that'd cause kamakazi runs
Aquillar > and each additional bomb should add 200% to explosion radius
Baalkon > but i'd pack a couple in my cargo for every op lol
Baalkon > if ur dumb ass frigs r point blank on me when i blow, they die with me ;)
Aquillar > get an industrial, fill her up with 250 million worth in bombs and self destruct
Baalkon > nah not self destruct
Baalkon > self destruct wouldnt trigger it ;)
Aquillar > gauranteed to pod yourself and everyone else within 9500 km
Baalkon > gotta make it such that someone else kills u
Aquillar > finnnee
Baalkon > it'd sure make those bored low sec gate campers think twice lol
Aquillar > hahahaha
Aquillar > "WAIT, did you cargo scan that indy??"
Baalkon > BOOM *everyone dies*
Baalkon > "nope, guess u didnt..."
(+[BH]Darkage) a Gallantean a Amarrian and a Minmatarrian are camping a gate, while they wait for a pirate they get out their packed lunches from their wives.
(+[BH]Darkage) the Gallantean goes, fuck sake if i get ham sandwiches again i'm gonna pod myself
(+[BH]Darkage) the amarrian opens his lunch and goes fuck sake if i get long-limb roes again i'm gonna pod myself
(+[BH]Darkage) the minmatarrian opens his lunch aswell and goes fuck sake if i get cheese sandwiches again i'm gonna pod myself
(+[BH]Darkage) the next day, its lunch time and their camping a gate again, the gallantean opens his lunchbox and there are ham sandwiches, so he ejects out of his ship and self destructs his pod
(+[BH]Darkage) the amarrian finds long-limb roes again so does the same, as does the minmatarrian
(+[BH]Darkage) later on, concord are on the scene cleaning up the mess and so are the 3 pilots wives
(+[BH]Darkage) the gallantean and amarrian wives are going oh if only i had known i would have made them something else
(+[BH]Darkage) 3 minmatarrian wife goes, well i would'nt mind but he makes his own lunch
(+[BH]Darkage) the Gallantean goes, fuck sake if i get ham sandwiches again i'm gonna pod myself
(+[BH]Darkage) the amarrian opens his lunch and goes fuck sake if i get long-limb roes again i'm gonna pod myself
(+[BH]Darkage) the minmatarrian opens his lunch aswell and goes fuck sake if i get cheese sandwiches again i'm gonna pod myself
(+[BH]Darkage) the next day, its lunch time and their camping a gate again, the gallantean opens his lunchbox and there are ham sandwiches, so he ejects out of his ship and self destructs his pod
(+[BH]Darkage) the amarrian finds long-limb roes again so does the same, as does the minmatarrian
(+[BH]Darkage) later on, concord are on the scene cleaning up the mess and so are the 3 pilots wives
(+[BH]Darkage) the gallantean and amarrian wives are going oh if only i had known i would have made them something else
(+[BH]Darkage) 3 minmatarrian wife goes, well i would'nt mind but he makes his own lunch