Tycser > hey morons!
Minarqh > Your religion is wrong and your politics suck!
Tycser > fair enough
masterchat74 > You see me trolling, In the trollcave! Now all you think is that I'm totally noobie!
Minarqh > I love winning at troll
Minarqh > Your religion is wrong and your politics suck!
Tycser > fair enough
masterchat74 > You see me trolling, In the trollcave! Now all you think is that I'm totally noobie!
Minarqh > I love winning at troll
Civic > lol if i would never let anyone in the corp if his employment history said goon in it
Idara > so true
Civic > doubt many other people would too
Idara > why do you think GF is so big? no one can ever leave :)
Idara > so true
Civic > doubt many other people would too
Idara > why do you think GF is so big? no one can ever leave :)
Aracturus > fml
*Foley Aberas Jones Fucks Arac's life
Foley Aberas Jones > That will be 20 isk sir
*Foley Aberas Jones Fucks Arac's life
Foley Aberas Jones > That will be 20 isk sir
Jev North > Just out of curiosity - are you planning to throw any firecrackers down the Intaki V gravity well?
Solarienne > No on-going assaults
Solarienne > The locals better get 10 metre concrete umbrellas though
Solarienne > No on-going assaults
Solarienne > The locals better get 10 metre concrete umbrellas though
LeMoFo > o well , mabe these drone residents know how to party on a friday night
LeMoFo > while we play eve and hold our cocks
Ryo Jang > were playing eve?
LeMoFo > while we play eve and hold our cocks
Ryo Jang > were playing eve?
Frixiooon > the only logical explenation for this is an infestation of space cows
<Vex> i need someone to explain eve economy to me :/
<OmberZombie> vex - eve economy is simple, macro miners mine, producers buy minerals and build crap t1 stuff, bigger producers buy the t1 stuff and use it to build t2 stuff, they sell the t2 stuff and sell the isk on ebay
<OmberZombie> vex - eve economy is simple, macro miners mine, producers buy minerals and build crap t1 stuff, bigger producers buy the t1 stuff and use it to build t2 stuff, they sell the t2 stuff and sell the isk on ebay
Bodhi Warrior > sweet. Just scanned down my first wormhole. Do they all say "unstable"?
Portia Augustus > yes
Korvix Valthonis > b/c they are all female.
Portia Augustus > yes
Korvix Valthonis > b/c they are all female.
Yash Marseille > FC didn't give permission for poopies
iCerberus> http://www.sb.no/nyheter/domt-to-ganger-for-flyonani-1.5358737
iCerberus> 21 days in jail for wanking on a plane :)
ArchJudge> why the jail time?
ArchJudge> did the authority's consider he was a menace to society?
ArchJudge> and could strike again at any moment?
ArchJudge> and become a serial masturbator
ArchJudge> did the plane had to emergency land?
GeryZon> chances are that he is a serial masturbator, just hasn't been caught before
iCerberus> he also did it before so he is a serial plane masturbator
ArchJudge> i can imagine what the conversation with the control tower sounded like
ArchJudge> "theres a guy masturbating in the plane and holds everyone hostage, he hasn't made any demands yet but have some tissues ready just in-case"
ArchJudge> and then when the plane landed, the police all encircled the plane with guns drawn
ArchJudge> "holster your penis and come out with your hands above your head"
GeryZon> biological terrorism
ArchJudge> good thing this was not in the US then
ArchJudge> he would probably be arrested and interogated by homeland defence for biological terrorism
ArchJudge> "did osama bin-laden made you wank on the plane? what is your muslim name? how did you get in possesion of the lube? where were you trained to masturbate?
GeryZon> ahmed bin wankin
Ummon_Zenji> the terrorist training camps training onanism techniques are a real menace to western society
Ummon_Zenji> Al Quaida, Taleban and Hizbullah are involved
Ummon_Zenji> Hamas denies responsibility but there is evidence
ArchJudge> DNA evidence
Ummon_Zenji> it is also suspected that the weapons-grade tissues and lube in these camps are supplied by North Korea and/or Iran
Ummon_Zenji> The Iranian president denies these accusations and says framing his country is and evil zionist plot concieved by Mossad and CIA
Ummon_Zenji> Kim Il Jung was not available for comment
iCerberus> 21 days in jail for wanking on a plane :)
ArchJudge> why the jail time?
ArchJudge> did the authority's consider he was a menace to society?
ArchJudge> and could strike again at any moment?
ArchJudge> and become a serial masturbator
ArchJudge> did the plane had to emergency land?
GeryZon> chances are that he is a serial masturbator, just hasn't been caught before
iCerberus> he also did it before so he is a serial plane masturbator
ArchJudge> i can imagine what the conversation with the control tower sounded like
ArchJudge> "theres a guy masturbating in the plane and holds everyone hostage, he hasn't made any demands yet but have some tissues ready just in-case"
ArchJudge> and then when the plane landed, the police all encircled the plane with guns drawn
ArchJudge> "holster your penis and come out with your hands above your head"
GeryZon> biological terrorism
ArchJudge> good thing this was not in the US then
ArchJudge> he would probably be arrested and interogated by homeland defence for biological terrorism
ArchJudge> "did osama bin-laden made you wank on the plane? what is your muslim name? how did you get in possesion of the lube? where were you trained to masturbate?
GeryZon> ahmed bin wankin
Ummon_Zenji> the terrorist training camps training onanism techniques are a real menace to western society
Ummon_Zenji> Al Quaida, Taleban and Hizbullah are involved
Ummon_Zenji> Hamas denies responsibility but there is evidence
ArchJudge> DNA evidence
Ummon_Zenji> it is also suspected that the weapons-grade tissues and lube in these camps are supplied by North Korea and/or Iran
Ummon_Zenji> The Iranian president denies these accusations and says framing his country is and evil zionist plot concieved by Mossad and CIA
Ummon_Zenji> Kim Il Jung was not available for comment