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kolobos > thought id say hi :)
Tekka > no
kolobos > your in a crow
kolobos > you really think torps are going to hit you
Tekka > never know
kolobos > well, im guessing a -9.9 hardened carebear like you would have a mwd on
kolobos > Taize For President!!!!!11111111eleventyone
Ooke > sides I have these new exotic dancers I just picked up, who needs you guys :P
Packtu'sa > Ouch
Ooke > nah who am I kidding, you all are much more entertaining, in a machoist kind of way ;)
Azia Burgi * bought andros a badger full of exotic badgers for his birthday
Azia Burgi > er..
Azia Burgi > *dancers
Packtu'sa > lmao
Ooke > too late
Eric Bloodaxe > i don't believe my agent she just sent me to recover soil for rats
SegFault > lol
Verdack > i had to stop drug barons stealing wheat earlier
Kal Jerico > oh man... their evil plan of baking a giant loaf of bread has been foiled! what will the pirates do now
EVE System > Channel changed to Ammold Local Channel
papapew > what the hell
papapew > i died
WER386 > gratz
papapew > can someone give me a civilian gatling autocanon plz
Tethis > damn my pibs tits for fingers
PheonixFlight > no just sick
Tethis > *pigs
CosmicCol > lol
CosmicCol > use a penncil
CosmicCol > pencil even damn my sausage fingers
Tethis > cannot hold one in these trotters
Eronion > wtf are pib tits?
Tethis > scroll up for correction
Eronion > ah, gotcha
CosmicCol > pigs breasts he meant
Eronion > we've got a saying in the US, "You're as worthess as tits on a boar hog"
Eronion > tits
Tethis > of course pigs are a sexual being in their own right in the southern states
marillian > lol
Eronion > nothin' quite like 'em
Eronion > the squeal is what gets me off.
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<shigsy> FUCK OFF AUTOMATIC UPDATE
<shigsy> WHEN I SAY RESTART LATER IT MEANS ILL RESTART THE PC MYSELF
<shigsy> YOU FUCKING STUPID PIECE OF FAGGOTRY
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maker6621> WHAT ARE YOU DONNING ??
anti-macro> Stealing your ice. Thanks.
maker6621> WHY YOU TAKE ALL WHY TAKE ???
anti-macro> Umm I dont like rice ?
maker6621> HOW A FUN PLAY FOR YOU ?
anti-macro> You mine, I take. Much isk for me OK ?
maker6621> OK
ooman > poping his drones
eshyx > that MY drones
Taranis Lac > Hi
Zentarion > lo
Taranis Lac > Are you a scientist in search of knowledge ?
Taranis Lac > i mean do you know something about Isie ?
Zentarion > yeh
Taranis Lac > Oh, well, can you told me about this strange system ?
Taranis Lac > is it war there ? about the ruins, etc.. ?
Taranis Lac > dangers ?
Zentarion > no really
Zentarion > it's a radiation thing. youre not supose to go there
Zentarion > beware of rape. you r gonna get raped
Zentarion > and quite possible killed
Taranis Lac > i don't understand.. raped ?
Taranis Lac > by what ? radiation ?
Zentarion > yes
Zentarion > beware of raping radiation
Zentarion > and angry slaves
Taranis Lac > oh
Taranis Lac > but perhaps i can stay far from radiation just to observe ?
Zentarion > wount work. they have secret agents all over the place, with cloak
Taranis Lac > i need information for the University of Caille about this ruins
Taranis Lac > the Guristas ? i ve heard about some of them here
Zentarion > the ruins is actually an old brodell from the begining of time
Zentarion > that is where you find the ratiating raping slaves
Taranis Lac > never heard about this mutants
Taranis Lac > interesting :)
Zentarion > fear them!
Taranis Lac > In fact im writing a book about ruins and artefacts of precolonial period
Zentarion > RUN LIKE THE BITCH THAT YOU ARE BEFORE ITS TO LATE!
Taranis Lac > so i need to see some lost systems..
Taranis Lac > ?
Zentarion > you are lost man.
Taranis Lac > but ??
Taranis Lac > and what do you do here if it's so dangerous my friend ?
Zentarion > i am what makes it dangerous.
Taranis Lac > you.. you're a pirates !!??
Zentarion > i am captain jack sparRRRroow
Taranis Lac > but i hear that you are Intaki too
Taranis Lac > ...
Taranis Lac > ^^
Zentarion > intaki walked the plank
Taranis Lac > fortunately, i don't speak enough this language to understand all
Taranis Lac > what is plank ?
Taranis Lac > perhaps..
Taranis Lac > perhaps i could use you as a scout ?
Taranis Lac > i will pay you indeed
Zentarion > the plank is a rare fish that lives in space. actually not a fish but a mamol. a space whale.
Taranis Lac > i saw something passed the gate
Zentarion > probably a space whale
Taranis Lac > well thanks you for all Sir, i had been happy to talk to a patriot
Taranis Lac > but the science call me, and Knowledge
Taranis Lac > so i must go ahead
Zentarion > np. fly safe. and beware of raping radiating slaves and angry slaves riding space whales
Taranis Lac > thks, you two friend, it's good to hearded a friendly voice here
Taranis Lac > *End of tranbsmition*
Aliar > i hate transport missions.....
Aniara Cass > Too boring for you Aliar? I can come and make a gatecamp, just for you :)
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