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Tamora > i havent humped the roids for about 2 years
Rodge > i get around 121 crok/minute. so it's a fairly decent way of making money
Tamora > i wouldnt lower myself.
Tamora > mugging old grannies is by far better way to make money :P
Rodge > it's only worth doing that on pension day though
Rodge > mining pays out every day! :)
Tamora > yeah. im fed up with selling false teeth on ebay. the returns on non-fitment are staggering.
Rodge > is there a big market then on 2nd hand false teeth?
Tamora > only if you sell a lil wind up motor with them. people love them jumping around their desks.
Rodge > ah, you're the person who supplies those annoying things......
Tamora > o/
Jed Clampett > Faction strategy 101 -- T2 Battleships might not be able to go into Level 1 and Level 2 but they can sure gate camp the door outside
Fatwatai > Dude,...
Fatwatai > Note.
Fatwatai > That thing is being tanked...
Fatwatai > BY A HEAVY DRONE. With Logi support.
Jhaelin Anarise > Motherfucker killed my drone.
Jhaelin Anarise > Hmm. Maybe not
Fatwatai > Heavy Drone.
Fatwatai > Tanked a battleship.
Fatwatai > You win at EVE now.
Vizagrim > I'm sorry... BUT.... LMMFAO
Jhaelin Anarise > But it's not responding to my commands. Hmm.
Stelios Alexis > You win a free internet. Don't spend it all in one place.
Fatwatai > It can't hear the commands over the sounds of how awesome it is.
Black Dranzer > The current incarnation is "Walking in Space Hotel Rooms"
Shadow XII > It's a very special concept
Shadow XII > As in, "I'm sorry my son is chewing on your shoes, he's a little bit special."
CooperJZ > Well as you all know I am a trucker. I once saw a cop out of the corner of my eye and I had to take a second look because at first it looked like a thorax.
OreTheif002 > Anyone wanna go group mine for profit?
* Frank Horrigan passes out more cookies, and hot anime girls
Frank Horrigan > now's my chance!
* Frank Horrigan runs for the torrinos gate while all the ebil pirates are laying on the floor with tummy aches from to many cookies
Leo Cooper > It always amuses me that prostitutes are 1m3 in volume, bit hefty
Keydn's Woe > eh, not really when you slice them up. Most car trunks have about 3m3 in them and its tough to fit 2 dead hookers in there
Bobbith > there speaks a man with the voice of experiance
ShahFluffers > you have to right lick them first
ShahFluffers > ....... that typo is so wrong and funny
Lucius Britannia > right lick? as opposed to left lick?
Raizaox > right lick goes deeper so i guess that would be choice
Lucius Britannia > that explains everything. thanks
ShahFluffers > mmmmm... licky, licky
Lucius Britannia > in this game, right lick is your friend
Rutilus > boy, i sure wish i hadn't wandered so far off station in my orca.
Rutilus > boy, i wish i hadn't wandered so far off station in my orca. again.
Rutilus > my orca has the "look like a mega" mod installed, and my skill is at V.
Onyxalia La'fiette > with bonuses to extra carebear appeal
Rutilus > yes, this.
Rutilus > i'm going to go mine some ... stuff.
Rutilus > whatever stuff it is that you mine.
Onyxalia La'fiette > yeah we need moar crack
Rutilus > turn big rocks into smaller rocks, off i go.
Rutilus > keep dinner warm for me!
Rutilus > going to the moon, brb.
Onyxalia La'fiette > you got it!
Onyxalia La'fiette > ill cover you in my machariel cleverly disguised as a titan
Rutilus > nice!
Rutilus > THEY WILL NEVER SUSPECT HAW HAW HAW
Onyxalia La'fiette > nobody will ever know the difference
Rutilus > i mean
Rutilus > hi ho hi ho
Onyxalia La'fiette > wait....we need a kraken
Rutilus > summon it.
Onyxalia La'fiette > someone invent one!!
Onyxalia La'fiette > wait i got it, lets take a brutix and attach a lotta minmatar parts to it
Onyxalia La'fiette > like arms n crap
Rutilus > YES
Rutilus > rakes and duct tape!
Onyxalia La'fiette > yeah lets totally do that
Onyxalia La'fiette > WOOT
Rutilus > a garage sale in space!
Onyxalia La'fiette > thats hawt
Rutilus > you're hawt.
Rutilus > oh noes, lesbo action in space!
Onyxalia La'fiette > newest minni-gallente faction ship.....the kraken
Rutilus > nerds everywhere just came.
Onyxalia La'fiette > gives bonuses to titans
Onyxalia La'fiette > oh babbeh
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