Danielle O'Rage > girls arent confusing...you just dont speak our language is all
BlueMajere > srsly i dont get it
BlueMajere > weve beeen dating for 2 years
BlueMajere > and all of a sudden now she tells me that i don't tell her how i feel enough
4EnDeR > girlfriend aggro cannot be tanked
Jarbis Leed > Sure it can. But the damage will be severe
4EnDeR > girlfriend strikes perfectly wreaking for life
ImpiousHeaven > yeah it can, Hollyoaks has all the right resists, especially the omnibus, can tank them for hours
Jarbis Leed > as im aware, the only place you can tank GF/wife aggro is by safing up on the couch. Triage module sacrifices ability to come to bed that night.
Jarbis Leed > And the couch is a cold, hard place to safespot...
4EnDeR > or send kids (aka drones) in to help
Jarbis Leed > And take my word for it: if you're looking for an ammotype, go therm, they always have a weak therm tank. You'll never get anywhere with explosive tho.
Jarbis Leed > And their targeting and range is unbeatable: so running and hiding wont work either :P
BlueMajere > srsly i dont get it
BlueMajere > weve beeen dating for 2 years
BlueMajere > and all of a sudden now she tells me that i don't tell her how i feel enough
4EnDeR > girlfriend aggro cannot be tanked
Jarbis Leed > Sure it can. But the damage will be severe
4EnDeR > girlfriend strikes perfectly wreaking for life
ImpiousHeaven > yeah it can, Hollyoaks has all the right resists, especially the omnibus, can tank them for hours
Jarbis Leed > as im aware, the only place you can tank GF/wife aggro is by safing up on the couch. Triage module sacrifices ability to come to bed that night.
Jarbis Leed > And the couch is a cold, hard place to safespot...
4EnDeR > or send kids (aka drones) in to help
Jarbis Leed > And take my word for it: if you're looking for an ammotype, go therm, they always have a weak therm tank. You'll never get anywhere with explosive tho.
Jarbis Leed > And their targeting and range is unbeatable: so running and hiding wont work either :P
Derious > F-42 Reiterative Multi-Frequency Backup Sensors does this prevent pirates from hacking your warp drive?
<[GS]Galazar> i broke the bathroom door handle off yesterday...and i forgot to fix it, so i've been trapped in the bathroom 10 mins longer than i planned....
<[GS]Galazar> crapping door
<Rhaegar|afk> LOL
<[GS]Galazar> i was sitting there wondering what to do, then 10 mins later i find the door handle sitting on the floor mocking me
<[GS]Galazar> crapping door
<Rhaegar|afk> LOL
<[GS]Galazar> i was sitting there wondering what to do, then 10 mins later i find the door handle sitting on the floor mocking me
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<sweet> DUDE
<sweet> what does mine say?
<dude> :/
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<sweet> DUDE
<sweet> what does mine say?
<dude> :/
Argenex AlphaKronium > Luxe, tell him this: Yea whatever you're such a wannbe I'm bored. Or you could say "well that sux we're about to leave it all and switch names we're so through" Or you could say "HAHAH WE ARE BOB, DIE VMIR YOU BASTARD!"
Octaviun > luxe would never use caps.
Octaviun > he would just go "lick my balls bitch"
Luxe Ecru > true.
Octaviun > luxe would never use caps.
Octaviun > he would just go "lick my balls bitch"
Luxe Ecru > true.
Milonia > I'm back
Milonia > And the crowd goes wild. LOL
Talaris EveningStar > I'm a wild crowd
*Talaris EveningStar nods slightly
Talaris EveningStar > But I didn't go wild just now. As I was already wild.
Milonia > And the crowd goes wild. LOL
Talaris EveningStar > I'm a wild crowd
*Talaris EveningStar nods slightly
Talaris EveningStar > But I didn't go wild just now. As I was already wild.
Arthur Greebstreebling > can someone stop me from raiding a cargo container that's right next to them, assuming I'm in safe space?
CorbonDallas > Arthur that is a bad idea
CorbonDallas > you will be labeled an ore theif I will hate you and kill you first chance I get
Arthur Greebstreebling > Ah ha
Arthur Greebstreebling > Well that's fairly compelling, thanks
CorbonDallas > Arthur that is a bad idea
CorbonDallas > you will be labeled an ore theif I will hate you and kill you first chance I get
Arthur Greebstreebling > Ah ha
Arthur Greebstreebling > Well that's fairly compelling, thanks
Body Count > Hmm, outbreak in hed-gp. i guess now is not the time to move my alt with hauler full of loot. :(
siliconix > :/
tomw > yes it is
heavyg > sure bring it thtough :D
heavyg > through*
thatguy > sure it is .... tea and crumpets for all
Body Count > Nah that Siliconix and Silvitni guys look a little piratey to me, I think i'll pass.
heavyg > loves a bit of crumpet :)
Silvitni > oi, im not a pirate, just a supprise pvp´er.....
siliconix > :/
tomw > yes it is
heavyg > sure bring it thtough :D
heavyg > through*
thatguy > sure it is .... tea and crumpets for all
Body Count > Nah that Siliconix and Silvitni guys look a little piratey to me, I think i'll pass.
heavyg > loves a bit of crumpet :)
Silvitni > oi, im not a pirate, just a supprise pvp´er.....
Deka Khan > right im finshing this haul then food beckons
Kayne Darklight > chinese?
Kayne Darklight > pizza?
Kayne Darklight > tin of cold beans?
Deka Khan > closer
Monged Out > fry up
Deka Khan > in one
Kayne Darklight > toast
Deka Khan > sausgae eggs chips and beans
Monged Out > i migth go have a fry up too
Kayne Darklight > hmmmm
Kayne Darklight > the healthy example of the corp leadership
Deka Khan > unfortunately all i have is the beans - so might have to venture outside
* Kayne Darklight laughs
Kayne Darklight > that`s a good one
Kayne Darklight > sausage, eggs, chips and beans, but i`ve only got the beans
Kayne Darklight > chinese?
Kayne Darklight > pizza?
Kayne Darklight > tin of cold beans?
Deka Khan > closer
Monged Out > fry up
Deka Khan > in one
Kayne Darklight > toast
Deka Khan > sausgae eggs chips and beans
Monged Out > i migth go have a fry up too
Kayne Darklight > hmmmm
Kayne Darklight > the healthy example of the corp leadership
Deka Khan > unfortunately all i have is the beans - so might have to venture outside
* Kayne Darklight laughs
Kayne Darklight > that`s a good one
Kayne Darklight > sausage, eggs, chips and beans, but i`ve only got the beans
Iracham > the uncertainty principle dictates that whenever two women are alone in a room, they are engaged in lesbian sex.
EmmDee Cutter > only if drinking is involved
Nornic Blaise > -_-
EmmDee Cutter > scratch that, if drinking is involved there is no uncertainty
Jeckt Mallix > is that why they always seem to go to the bathroom in pairs when out drinking?
Iracham > Yes.
Kyllashandra > thats a secret :P
Teyrala > that must be why they take so long too
EmmDee Cutter > only if drinking is involved
Nornic Blaise > -_-
EmmDee Cutter > scratch that, if drinking is involved there is no uncertainty
Jeckt Mallix > is that why they always seem to go to the bathroom in pairs when out drinking?
Iracham > Yes.
Kyllashandra > thats a secret :P
Teyrala > that must be why they take so long too