Absolon Echerie > god this is hard :(
Ta'jek > ice might help and don't take so many viagra
Ta'jek > ice might help and don't take so many viagra
Esna Pitoojee > I was once blown up as a newb in a bestower in Providence. I desynced horribly as I was dieing; while I was podded on a stargate - the killer and some corpmates saw it happen - my corpse never appeared there.
Esna Pitoojee > We found it a couple hours later in the asteroid belt I had been trying to warp to.
Esna Pitoojee > We found it a couple hours later in the asteroid belt I had been trying to warp to.
<PenguinOfDoom> Lake: Joining the fine lineup of useless retards, I see
<Lake> PenguinOfDoom: useless retard that's A) funny and B) really not that concerned with getting his ops status revoked for abuse, just right now.
<PenguinOfDoom> this is like a terrible soviet russia joke :/
<PenguinOfDoom> "in #eve-dev, ops troll YOU"
<Lake> hehehe
<Lake> Seriously man, you set that up perfectly. It's a bit daft to call me names for taking a swing =p
<Lake> PenguinOfDoom: useless retard that's A) funny and B) really not that concerned with getting his ops status revoked for abuse, just right now.
<PenguinOfDoom> this is like a terrible soviet russia joke :/
<PenguinOfDoom> "in #eve-dev, ops troll YOU"
<Lake> hehehe
<Lake> Seriously man, you set that up perfectly. It's a bit daft to call me names for taking a swing =p
Lady Yao > sweet, sweet salvage. Salvage is like bear in RL: proof that the developers of our world love us.
Lady Yao > beer that is
Lady Yao > man.
Lady Yao > butchered that one.
Yalani > it's ok... I read it wrong anyway...
Lady Yao > beer that is
Lady Yao > man.
Lady Yao > butchered that one.
Yalani > it's ok... I read it wrong anyway...
Saint Lazarus > I invented mammydon cause I was so fuckin sick of tryin to spell myrmyiWHATEVER
Truam > Myrmidon
Saint Lazarus > shut up
Truam > Myrmidon
Saint Lazarus > shut up
<overkill> ok taking betts on how long i last in this fleet
<Digital> What do you have to wager with?
<overkill> man juice
<Digital> How about your soul?
<Digital> That way we can bet with something that exists
<Digital> What do you have to wager with?
<overkill> man juice
<Digital> How about your soul?
<Digital> That way we can bet with something that exists
Witchking > well it was in Scotland
turquois > so every bugger knows
Witchking > on a business trip.................
Witchking > at a bar
Fast Eddie > /emote nods
Witchking > it was late
turquois > /emote giggles to herself, knowing where this story is going
Witchking > had a few to drink
Witchking > and a few ladies returned from an evening meal in Stirling
Witchking > now since they depated earlier that evening I had struck up a conversation with another chap at the bar and we were getting on just quite swell
Witchking > we both smiled when they returned...
Witchking > there was obviously an age difference in the two ladies, one around the mid twenties, the other around the mid thirties!
Witchking > since this matched myself and my new comrade we took it upon oursels to intoduce ourselves
Witchking > the beer flowed, the whisky ran freely, the jokes got a little more suggestive as each hour passed
turquois > dont try and blame the booze you
Witchking > at 2am, after 4 hours drinking and cojoling the bar closed so we all retired to the lounge......
Witchking > the inevitable happened...we paired off :-)
Witchking > My friend with the younger of the two fair maidens and me with the other....
Witchking > /emote leaves it to the wicked imagination of turq and others to fillin the next 45 minutes, no make that 2 hours :)
turquois > lmao
Witchking > i returned to my room weary and tired.....
Witchking > downstairs at breakfast was the other pair, but my 'partner' was still asleep!
Witchking > we got talking again, actually found out they where both students at the local Uni studying psycology
Witchking > then the event happened, that single most earth shattering moment that stunned me like a poor little rabbit in the headlights of an 40 ton eddie stobart truck......
turquois > LOL
Witchking > Charlotte, for that was the young maidens name casually dropped into the conversation that her (and my!) friend had just become a grandmother...........
Witchking > eh? i thought, she's a bit young to be a grandmother, nnot actually impossible but still quite young
Witchking > then it dawned upon me
Witchking > so i asked, how old was my sleeping beauty of a friend
Witchking > "Oh in her late fifties I think"
Witchking > was the reply
turquois > /emote bursts out laughing again
Witchking > she was older than my mother
Witchking > my mother for gods sake
turquois > now witchy - tell them how old you are dear
RedeyeAce > wasnt expecting that.. i thought u were gonna say fourties
Fast Eddie > /emote shakes his head
Witchking > now i'm the princly age of 34, so thats a pretty big difference
Witchking > but she honestly looed around 35-38!
Witchking > *looked
turquois > /emote nearly wets herself laughing
Witchking > needless to say i have so far ignored 2 phone calls now!
Witchking > and still get queesy when queing behind OAP's at the post office when posting things
turquois > LOL
Witchking > henceforth i will be everknown as "Granny Grabber"
Witchking > /emote runs off to get a very large brandy to calm his nerve's
Witchking > Oh no thats nowhere near the worst of it.......i contiinue
Fast Eddie > Oh goodie!
Witchking > I am on annual leave at the moment and checked my email yeasterday
Witchking > apparently the fault i went to fix a few weeks ago has re-occured and they have me booked at the same site agin next wed-fri.
Witchking > they have used the same hote (as we are in a contract with them)
Witchking > and i'm sure, somewherein the drunken convo's that someone said the two girls where semi-permnant residents at the hotel
Witchking > they are using it as a residence as they study.......
Witchking > anyone live in Stirling so i can crash at their place?
turquois > bit far....
Witchking > damn damn damn you all........
Witchking > /emote has just had a VERY wicked thought
turquois > go on,,,,,
Witchking > /emote wonders that if he uses said number of stalking scotch girl
Witchking > and text's the following.....she may rebuke him forever :-)
Witchking > "Hi, nice to here from you, had a great time a few weeks ago, but just had a check-up atthe docs. You may want to go to the clinic yourself! Thanks again. T"
turquois > lmfao
turquois > you evil git
Witchking > :)
Witchking > yes yes yes ... a plan a real plan that might just work !
Fast Eddie > Well Witch, there is one ray of sunshine in the whole sordid affair.. and I'm picking my words carefully...
Witchking > continue.....
Fast Eddie > You can be reasonably sure she didn't get pregnant. :)
turquois > LMFAO
Witchking > Noooooooooooo
Witchking > it'll just be my luck to have located the planets only late 50 somthing pre-menopausal woman!
Witchking > i'd have to marry her
Witchking > then i'd be a step father to someone the same age as me
Witchking > /emote wants off the merry-go-round now please!
Witchking > /emote rocks back and forthi n chair clutching head singing "Daisy Daisy , giv eme your answer do...."
turquois > so every bugger knows
Witchking > on a business trip.................
Witchking > at a bar
Fast Eddie > /emote nods
Witchking > it was late
turquois > /emote giggles to herself, knowing where this story is going
Witchking > had a few to drink
Witchking > and a few ladies returned from an evening meal in Stirling
Witchking > now since they depated earlier that evening I had struck up a conversation with another chap at the bar and we were getting on just quite swell
Witchking > we both smiled when they returned...
Witchking > there was obviously an age difference in the two ladies, one around the mid twenties, the other around the mid thirties!
Witchking > since this matched myself and my new comrade we took it upon oursels to intoduce ourselves
Witchking > the beer flowed, the whisky ran freely, the jokes got a little more suggestive as each hour passed
turquois > dont try and blame the booze you
Witchking > at 2am, after 4 hours drinking and cojoling the bar closed so we all retired to the lounge......
Witchking > the inevitable happened...we paired off :-)
Witchking > My friend with the younger of the two fair maidens and me with the other....
Witchking > /emote leaves it to the wicked imagination of turq and others to fillin the next 45 minutes, no make that 2 hours :)
turquois > lmao
Witchking > i returned to my room weary and tired.....
Witchking > downstairs at breakfast was the other pair, but my 'partner' was still asleep!
Witchking > we got talking again, actually found out they where both students at the local Uni studying psycology
Witchking > then the event happened, that single most earth shattering moment that stunned me like a poor little rabbit in the headlights of an 40 ton eddie stobart truck......
turquois > LOL
Witchking > Charlotte, for that was the young maidens name casually dropped into the conversation that her (and my!) friend had just become a grandmother...........
Witchking > eh? i thought, she's a bit young to be a grandmother, nnot actually impossible but still quite young
Witchking > then it dawned upon me
Witchking > so i asked, how old was my sleeping beauty of a friend
Witchking > "Oh in her late fifties I think"
Witchking > was the reply
turquois > /emote bursts out laughing again
Witchking > she was older than my mother
Witchking > my mother for gods sake
turquois > now witchy - tell them how old you are dear
RedeyeAce > wasnt expecting that.. i thought u were gonna say fourties
Fast Eddie > /emote shakes his head
Witchking > now i'm the princly age of 34, so thats a pretty big difference
Witchking > but she honestly looed around 35-38!
Witchking > *looked
turquois > /emote nearly wets herself laughing
Witchking > needless to say i have so far ignored 2 phone calls now!
Witchking > and still get queesy when queing behind OAP's at the post office when posting things
turquois > LOL
Witchking > henceforth i will be everknown as "Granny Grabber"
Witchking > /emote runs off to get a very large brandy to calm his nerve's
Witchking > Oh no thats nowhere near the worst of it.......i contiinue
Fast Eddie > Oh goodie!
Witchking > I am on annual leave at the moment and checked my email yeasterday
Witchking > apparently the fault i went to fix a few weeks ago has re-occured and they have me booked at the same site agin next wed-fri.
Witchking > they have used the same hote (as we are in a contract with them)
Witchking > and i'm sure, somewherein the drunken convo's that someone said the two girls where semi-permnant residents at the hotel
Witchking > they are using it as a residence as they study.......
Witchking > anyone live in Stirling so i can crash at their place?
turquois > bit far....
Witchking > damn damn damn you all........
Witchking > /emote has just had a VERY wicked thought
turquois > go on,,,,,
Witchking > /emote wonders that if he uses said number of stalking scotch girl
Witchking > and text's the following.....she may rebuke him forever :-)
Witchking > "Hi, nice to here from you, had a great time a few weeks ago, but just had a check-up atthe docs. You may want to go to the clinic yourself! Thanks again. T"
turquois > lmfao
turquois > you evil git
Witchking > :)
Witchking > yes yes yes ... a plan a real plan that might just work !
Fast Eddie > Well Witch, there is one ray of sunshine in the whole sordid affair.. and I'm picking my words carefully...
Witchking > continue.....
Fast Eddie > You can be reasonably sure she didn't get pregnant. :)
turquois > LMFAO
Witchking > Noooooooooooo
Witchking > it'll just be my luck to have located the planets only late 50 somthing pre-menopausal woman!
Witchking > i'd have to marry her
Witchking > then i'd be a step father to someone the same age as me
Witchking > /emote wants off the merry-go-round now please!
Witchking > /emote rocks back and forthi n chair clutching head singing "Daisy Daisy , giv eme your answer do...."
Hu Fei > van, your alt looks like Qwato from Total Recall
Hu Fei > caaaaaiiiiinnnn
Vandrion > my alt kicks ass
Hu Fei > it looks like he should be attached to your stomach and act as the leader of the alien resistence
Hu Fei > caaaaaiiiiinnnn
Vandrion > my alt kicks ass
Hu Fei > it looks like he should be attached to your stomach and act as the leader of the alien resistence
Samael Lysvall > MMO is like Sex... sure you can do it alone... but it's better when you get a partner
Rent Girl > Why did u shoot me
Plymer Ization > what's the matter Menod?
ASIV TRE > who u talking to?
Rent Girl > gist
Rent Girl > he killed me ship
ASIV TRE > thats an npc doubt he will give u an answer
UKSwiss > lol
Rent Girl > npc
Rent Girl > I want a new ship off him
UKSwiss > only in Rens .....
UKSwiss > :p
Rent Girl > i did not do eny thing to him
ASIV TRE > npc's are computer generated and controled
Rent Girl > so they did him kill me
Menod Penter > that's funny, i hear NPC's in my head :)
ASIV TRE > actually NPC own car parks where i live
UKSwiss > lol
UKSwiss > yeah its a big corp
Plymer Ization > what's the matter Menod?
ASIV TRE > who u talking to?
Rent Girl > gist
Rent Girl > he killed me ship
ASIV TRE > thats an npc doubt he will give u an answer
UKSwiss > lol
Rent Girl > npc
Rent Girl > I want a new ship off him
UKSwiss > only in Rens .....
UKSwiss > :p
Rent Girl > i did not do eny thing to him
ASIV TRE > npc's are computer generated and controled
Rent Girl > so they did him kill me
Menod Penter > that's funny, i hear NPC's in my head :)
ASIV TRE > actually NPC own car parks where i live
UKSwiss > lol
UKSwiss > yeah its a big corp