Yazzen > FUCK
Yazzen > !!!
Destiny Defined > lol boohoo yazzy
Yazzen > im in big shit
Yazzen > gf's mum has found logs of our convos.. :S and is having a reallllll big fuss over all the dirty talk n sex on it lol
Destiny Defined > ..
Destiny Defined > LOL
Destiny Defined > LOLOLOL
Destiny Defined > LOL
Destiny Defined > sorry.... LOL
Yazzen > yea its almost as bad as being caught in the act looool
Yazzen > !!!
Destiny Defined > lol boohoo yazzy
Yazzen > im in big shit
Yazzen > gf's mum has found logs of our convos.. :S and is having a reallllll big fuss over all the dirty talk n sex on it lol
Destiny Defined > ..
Destiny Defined > LOL
Destiny Defined > LOLOLOL
Destiny Defined > LOL
Destiny Defined > sorry.... LOL
Yazzen > yea its almost as bad as being caught in the act looool
Valtis Thermalion > as someone put it, "The roleplay irony here is huge. The Amarr, the only faction to be ruled by a monarch and theoretically as technologically advanced as the Caldari, have collapsed into civil war. Meanwhile the Minmatar, whose boats are held together by duct-tape and hate, are triumphing along with their French allies"
GigaIndy > Are you struggling to run a corp in empire? Do you need more resources? Are you interested in getting into null? Convo me.
Nykala > is your characters hairline receeding too much? are those fancy AUR clothes chafing your bits when you are trying to fly a ship? do your corpies laugh at you when your ships tank is always limp and weak or stalls in space, due to poor ship stamina/capacitor? also, convo him.
Nykala > is your characters hairline receeding too much? are those fancy AUR clothes chafing your bits when you are trying to fly a ship? do your corpies laugh at you when your ships tank is always limp and weak or stalls in space, due to poor ship stamina/capacitor? also, convo him.
squishfacerod > Lets see, I'll run you through my alts skills: Ice MIning V, Industry V, Mass Production IV, MIning V, MIning Upgrades V, Prod Eff V, Refining Eff V, Refining V, Barges V, Exhumers III, Min Industrial V, Science V, Astrogeo V, Mettalurgy V The list goes on
Nilo Daoc > what do u do with all the money u make?
squishfacerod > I don't make any money lol I hate mining
squishfacerod > I trained everything to make it go by faster for when I have absolutely nothing left, and I need to make a rifter :P
Nilo Daoc > what do u do with all the money u make?
squishfacerod > I don't make any money lol I hate mining
squishfacerod > I trained everything to make it go by faster for when I have absolutely nothing left, and I need to make a rifter :P
<travelingsales> 27 minutes till I join the civilized people who have mastered Electronics V
<travelingsales> before now I was just banging my ship computer with a stick
<travelingsales> before now I was just banging my ship computer with a stick
Kroek > roam fleet?
Randall Alba > mining
Kayna Eelai > we found an asteroid field that yields exotic dancers
Randall Alba > mining
Kayna Eelai > we found an asteroid field that yields exotic dancers
<@TinyTsathoggua> big dot on the map == big sig radius of ship
<@TinyTsathoggua> I'll make this nonsense make sense!
<@Garet_Jax|work> Actually, that'd be kind of fun.
<@Garet_Jax|work> Doing some sort of coordinated op to make something show up on the Map.
* @Garet_Jax|work ponders how to acheive such a feat.
<@CanSpice> connect-the-dots to make a penis or something
<@ma9mwah|home> hehe
<@hazecat> oh the goons would do that
<@Garet_Jax|work> Yeah.
<@Garet_Jax|work> They totally have the people for it too.
<@CanSpice> I think I'll go suggest it to them
<@Garet_Jax|work> I'm thinking Cyno Fields would be the best bet.
<@Garet_Jax|work> Except then you'd have to do it in 0.0/lowsec
<@CanSpice> do self-destructs count as ship destructions?
<@Garet_Jax|work> No idea.
<@CanSpice> you could do massive ibis destructions
* @Garet_Jax|work pulls up his Excel sheet of systems...
<@Garet_Jax|work> There are a lot of 0.0 + lowsec systems.
<@Garet_Jax|work> We could totally draw something.
<@Garet_Jax|work> With cyno fields.
<@checkedout|work> space penis
<@Garet_Jax|work> I was kind of thinking a giant ArsC
<@checkedout|work> oh... that too
<@checkedout|work> THEN can we do a space penis?
<@checkedout|work> ;)
<@Garet_Jax|work> We'll let the goons to a space penis.
<@checkedout|work> ahh... good plan
* @checkedout|work doesn't really know why he's obsessed with a space penis...
* @checkedout|work checks..... nope... not gay
<@TinyTsathoggua> I'll make this nonsense make sense!
<@Garet_Jax|work> Actually, that'd be kind of fun.
<@Garet_Jax|work> Doing some sort of coordinated op to make something show up on the Map.
* @Garet_Jax|work ponders how to acheive such a feat.
<@CanSpice> connect-the-dots to make a penis or something
<@ma9mwah|home> hehe
<@hazecat> oh the goons would do that
<@Garet_Jax|work> Yeah.
<@Garet_Jax|work> They totally have the people for it too.
<@CanSpice> I think I'll go suggest it to them
<@Garet_Jax|work> I'm thinking Cyno Fields would be the best bet.
<@Garet_Jax|work> Except then you'd have to do it in 0.0/lowsec
<@CanSpice> do self-destructs count as ship destructions?
<@Garet_Jax|work> No idea.
<@CanSpice> you could do massive ibis destructions
* @Garet_Jax|work pulls up his Excel sheet of systems...
<@Garet_Jax|work> There are a lot of 0.0 + lowsec systems.
<@Garet_Jax|work> We could totally draw something.
<@Garet_Jax|work> With cyno fields.
<@checkedout|work> space penis
<@Garet_Jax|work> I was kind of thinking a giant ArsC
<@checkedout|work> oh... that too
<@checkedout|work> THEN can we do a space penis?
<@checkedout|work> ;)
<@Garet_Jax|work> We'll let the goons to a space penis.
<@checkedout|work> ahh... good plan
* @checkedout|work doesn't really know why he's obsessed with a space penis...
* @checkedout|work checks..... nope... not gay
Damion Scott > Nice hot steaming shower sounded nice... Then I burnt my nuts >_<
Doylent Green > told ya, Dami...NEVER get the shower massage that close to the meat & taters!
JMFaust > That's why you don't do a handstand in the shower
Damion Scott > lmfao no. I had the water on my back, and when I turned around I cranked the hot water and the shower head was aimed directly junkwards
Triple Entendre > 'Junkwards' is now in my vocabulary. I thank you, good sir.
Doylent Green > told ya, Dami...NEVER get the shower massage that close to the meat & taters!
JMFaust > That's why you don't do a handstand in the shower
Damion Scott > lmfao no. I had the water on my back, and when I turned around I cranked the hot water and the shower head was aimed directly junkwards
Triple Entendre > 'Junkwards' is now in my vocabulary. I thank you, good sir.
Davion Vrynn > It's why I'm the brains
Davion Vrynn > And you're the muscle
Demetri Slavic > /emote flexes
Recusor > and im the homicidal tendencies
Recusor > /emote stabs
Sir Hades > and I am the appendix! Becuase I perform no useful functions!
Davion Vrynn > I like to think of Hades as the sphincter
Davion Vrynn > And you're the muscle
Demetri Slavic > /emote flexes
Recusor > and im the homicidal tendencies
Recusor > /emote stabs
Sir Hades > and I am the appendix! Becuase I perform no useful functions!
Davion Vrynn > I like to think of Hades as the sphincter
Riesstiu > awww i dont have access to the exotic dancers hanger
Koraal > there's an exotic dancers hangar???
Koraal > omg
Koraal > there's an exotic dancers hangar
Koraal > i must get us access
Riesstiu > woohoo!
Koraal > there's an exotic dancers hangar???
Koraal > omg
Koraal > there's an exotic dancers hangar
Koraal > i must get us access
Riesstiu > woohoo!