<Ulviirala> man, so embarrassing tonight
<Ulviirala> I was putting on wallpaper in my new place again
<Ulviirala> and at some point I needed to take a dump real bad
<Ulviirala> the bathroom looked just finished and ready to go but apparently it wasn't
<Ulviirala> the toilet leaked some water on the floor which at first I didn't notice
<Ulviirala> so my pants soaked up some of it
<Ulviirala> since I didn't expect anybody, I took them off and put them on the heater
<Ulviirala> I wear no underwear, you see
<Ulviirala> so I already met the guy who lives downstairs and by chance, he comes up to check on my progress and engage in some smalltalk
<Ulviirala> and I'm squatting in front of a wall flattening the wallapaper, with my penis dangling around and he's like "oh, I'm sorry"
<Ulviirala> before I finished saying "dude, I know how this looks like, but I got a damn plausible explaination for this!", he was gone
<Ulviirala> I was putting on wallpaper in my new place again
<Ulviirala> and at some point I needed to take a dump real bad
<Ulviirala> the bathroom looked just finished and ready to go but apparently it wasn't
<Ulviirala> the toilet leaked some water on the floor which at first I didn't notice
<Ulviirala> so my pants soaked up some of it
<Ulviirala> since I didn't expect anybody, I took them off and put them on the heater
<Ulviirala> I wear no underwear, you see
<Ulviirala> so I already met the guy who lives downstairs and by chance, he comes up to check on my progress and engage in some smalltalk
<Ulviirala> and I'm squatting in front of a wall flattening the wallapaper, with my penis dangling around and he's like "oh, I'm sorry"
<Ulviirala> before I finished saying "dude, I know how this looks like, but I got a damn plausible explaination for this!", he was gone
Tekka > i wanna join the bj team :(
FaRRoW > i died
FaRRoW > slipped on a raptor
FaRRoW > and fell into a manticore
FaRRoW > but not a total loss, raptor down :>
FaRRoW > slipped on a raptor
FaRRoW > and fell into a manticore
FaRRoW > but not a total loss, raptor down :>
[hired goon] I think there should be a panic button, that blows up everyone that has you targeted, then unsubscribes their accounts.
Kaliesin > stupid stupid game
Hellspawn01 > thats not very good swearing
Kel Kracken > aftermoon
Hellspawn01 > moin
Kaliesin > this misbegooten, bastard child of a game, managed by It technicians whose incompetence makes goverment departments look organised, that I am paying for the priveledge to be annoyed, frustrated and generally made to feel ripped off by
Kaliesin > that better HS
Hellspawn01 > much
Hellspawn01 > now stop sweaing in alliance chat
Hellspawn01 > thats not very good swearing
Kel Kracken > aftermoon
Hellspawn01 > moin
Kaliesin > this misbegooten, bastard child of a game, managed by It technicians whose incompetence makes goverment departments look organised, that I am paying for the priveledge to be annoyed, frustrated and generally made to feel ripped off by
Kaliesin > that better HS
Hellspawn01 > much
Hellspawn01 > now stop sweaing in alliance chat
DarthKarroow > hello Governat0r Arnie ;D
Arn0ld Schwarzenegger > hello
DarthKarroow > Arnie for US-President :o
Arn0ld Schwarzenegger > lol
Arn0ld Schwarzenegger > only in america
Amos Sommers > the governator will not proceed to drink the blood of his enamies and make their women weep
Arn0ld Schwarzenegger > but i will be real cheesy and screw loads of hot chicks
Amos Sommers > DA BILLZ VEEL BE PASS JAH?
Amos Sommers > YOU AREEEE AN IMIGRANT JAH? VE MUST DEPORT YOU JAH? UNLESS YOU AREE SPANISH, THEN YOU AREEE GUT YAH?
Amos Sommers > /emote is attempting poor chat arnie impression
Cilvius Sanctus > Don't insult my Governor
Cilvius Sanctus > My Governor could kick your Governor's ass
Shate Def > lol
Amos Sommers > I dont have a govenator
Cilvius Sanctus > Your Head Moose then
Cilvius Sanctus > Whatever the fuck you have in Canada
Arn0ld Schwarzenegger > hello
DarthKarroow > Arnie for US-President :o
Arn0ld Schwarzenegger > lol
Arn0ld Schwarzenegger > only in america
Amos Sommers > the governator will not proceed to drink the blood of his enamies and make their women weep
Arn0ld Schwarzenegger > but i will be real cheesy and screw loads of hot chicks
Amos Sommers > DA BILLZ VEEL BE PASS JAH?
Amos Sommers > YOU AREEEE AN IMIGRANT JAH? VE MUST DEPORT YOU JAH? UNLESS YOU AREE SPANISH, THEN YOU AREEE GUT YAH?
Amos Sommers > /emote is attempting poor chat arnie impression
Cilvius Sanctus > Don't insult my Governor
Cilvius Sanctus > My Governor could kick your Governor's ass
Shate Def > lol
Amos Sommers > I dont have a govenator
Cilvius Sanctus > Your Head Moose then
Cilvius Sanctus > Whatever the fuck you have in Canada
Centinel 6 > she eve mailed me tellin me she was double D
Hayzo > Huh?
Centinel 6 > wrong channel sorry
Hayzo > Huh?
Centinel 6 > wrong channel sorry
Loose End > pvp requires dedication, decent reflexes and decent eyesight
DmitryEKT > reflexes and eyesight? you sure you're not talking about some fps game?
KTR92 > does take some reflexes
KTR92 > if it takes u 5s to see and click something ur fucked
DmitryEKT > if it takes you 5s, that's not reflexes, that's a medical condition
KTR92 > standard human reaction time is 0.25s
Loose End > is that with or without lag?
DmitryEKT > reflexes and eyesight? you sure you're not talking about some fps game?
KTR92 > does take some reflexes
KTR92 > if it takes u 5s to see and click something ur fucked
DmitryEKT > if it takes you 5s, that's not reflexes, that's a medical condition
KTR92 > standard human reaction time is 0.25s
Loose End > is that with or without lag?
Verone > man, if i had tits
Verone > i'd never leave the house
Verone > ever
Verone > i'd never leave the house
Verone > ever
Xusutu > darn, maybe i should do some quests now
Xusutu > errr, missions
Xusutu > errr, missions