Azia Burgi > its in the dicytionaary
Tim Brewer > i blame u and jackie chan
Onyxalia La'fiette > you cant blame jackie chan!
Onyxalia La'fiette > blame chuck norris
Onyxalia La'fiette > that fucker needs a flaw
Onyxalia La'fiette > you cant blame jackie chan!
Onyxalia La'fiette > blame chuck norris
Onyxalia La'fiette > that fucker needs a flaw
Gregslayer1991 > This werido is talking to me while I'm doing my mission.
Gregslayer1991 > Explaining to me how he isnt a pirate and I'm safe.
Gregslayer1991 > Anti-pirates sound like child molestors sometimes.
Gregslayer1991 > Explaining to me how he isnt a pirate and I'm safe.
Gregslayer1991 > Anti-pirates sound like child molestors sometimes.
<Ulviirala> Entity, on a scale from 1 to 10, how anal are you feeling today?
<Entity> 10, just took a massive dump
<Entity> >_>
<Entity> (you asked!)
<Ulviirala> you just released the new EVE expansion?
<Entity> 10, just took a massive dump
<Entity> >_>
<Entity> (you asked!)
<Ulviirala> you just released the new EVE expansion?
<Asestorian> how hard it is to get shoes that fit me
<Asestorian> :(
<Asestorian> I need to be rich so I can just get custom fitted shoes all the time
<Vex> stop trying to wear heels
<Vex> fag
<HellGremlin> I will assist you
<HellGremlin> In fitting a shoe
<cougem> stop wearing cats as shoes
* HellGremlin obtains a shoehorn
<Asestorian> lol
* HellGremlin slides it easily into Asestorian's anus
<HellGremlin> There we go
<Vex> win.
<Asestorian> :|
<cougem> that is a nice fit
<HellGremlin> Gentlemen
<cougem> i dont see what was so hard
<HellGremlin> Who would like to try him on?
<HellGremlin> There is a shoehorn already inside
<cougem> ok
<HellGremlin> For easy slippage
* cougem fits perfectly
<HellGremlin> And entry
<cougem> IM THE PRINCESS
<HellGremlin> Oh
<Asestorian> D:
<HellGremlin> Feel the snugness
<HellGremlin> But wait
<HellGremlin> Let's give someone else a turn
<cougem> its nice and warm
<Asestorian> STOP ABUSING ME
<cougem> can i stay in
<HellGremlin> Oh perhaps for a fleeting moment longer
<cougem> STFU SHOE
<HellGremlin> Merely to...
<HellGremlin> Savour the experience
<Asestorian> :(
<Asestorian> I need to be rich so I can just get custom fitted shoes all the time
<Vex> stop trying to wear heels
<Vex> fag
<HellGremlin> I will assist you
<HellGremlin> In fitting a shoe
<cougem> stop wearing cats as shoes
* HellGremlin obtains a shoehorn
<Asestorian> lol
* HellGremlin slides it easily into Asestorian's anus
<HellGremlin> There we go
<Vex> win.
<Asestorian> :|
<cougem> that is a nice fit
<HellGremlin> Gentlemen
<cougem> i dont see what was so hard
<HellGremlin> Who would like to try him on?
<HellGremlin> There is a shoehorn already inside
<cougem> ok
<HellGremlin> For easy slippage
* cougem fits perfectly
<HellGremlin> And entry
<cougem> IM THE PRINCESS
<HellGremlin> Oh
<Asestorian> D:
<HellGremlin> Feel the snugness
<HellGremlin> But wait
<HellGremlin> Let's give someone else a turn
<cougem> its nice and warm
<Asestorian> STOP ABUSING ME
<cougem> can i stay in
<HellGremlin> Oh perhaps for a fleeting moment longer
<cougem> STFU SHOE
<HellGremlin> Merely to...
<HellGremlin> Savour the experience
Alpha Plus > i have 15 cpu left on my raven and a free lowslot
Alpha Plus > what can i put there?
Johnny Torch > cargo expander ftw
Alpha Plus > what can i put there?
Johnny Torch > cargo expander ftw
GODFATHER > OMG
Erhard Weigel > omg what?
GODFATHER > i cant tell cause u would kiv
GODFATHER > kick me out of corp
Jaelithe DeJantera > promise we wont.. so do tell.
{a couple of minutes later}
Erhard Weigel > The suspense is killing me GF!
Jaelithe DeJantera > me too
Erhard Weigel > *shouting rhytmically "tell-tell-tell-tell-tell"
GODFATHER > i just realized that u have to activate low slot amor hardeners.......... after 2 years of eve....can u belive this
Jaelithe DeJantera > seriously....
Jaelithe DeJantera > actually it depends on the type gf.. some are automatic.
Erhard Weigel > Hahahahaha
GODFATHER > i pushed them but never reacted..long ago so i thought they are all passive...and i wonder why i keep loosing amarr ships
Erhard Weigel > omg what?
GODFATHER > i cant tell cause u would kiv
GODFATHER > kick me out of corp
Jaelithe DeJantera > promise we wont.. so do tell.
{a couple of minutes later}
Erhard Weigel > The suspense is killing me GF!
Jaelithe DeJantera > me too
Erhard Weigel > *shouting rhytmically "tell-tell-tell-tell-tell"
GODFATHER > i just realized that u have to activate low slot amor hardeners.......... after 2 years of eve....can u belive this
Jaelithe DeJantera > seriously....
Jaelithe DeJantera > actually it depends on the type gf.. some are automatic.
Erhard Weigel > Hahahahaha
GODFATHER > i pushed them but never reacted..long ago so i thought they are all passive...and i wonder why i keep loosing amarr ships
Bloodspoon > yesterday there were presentations in scientific communications class on space exploration and if its worth it
Bloodspoon > and they started talking about moon bases and shit
Bloodspoon > then mentioned all the 'minerals' in 'asteroids' and all we need to do is 'mine' them ...so i said under my breath 'fuckin carebears'
Bloodspoon > and they started talking about moon bases and shit
Bloodspoon > then mentioned all the 'minerals' in 'asteroids' and all we need to do is 'mine' them ...so i said under my breath 'fuckin carebears'
Tiki Rar > I like you
Tiki Rar > You have balls
Tiki Rar > I like balls
Tiki Rar > You have balls
Tiki Rar > I like balls
GeneralTzos Chicken > RJ has my number too
GeneralTzos Chicken > do you have it?
deceptionkiller > no..but I could get it from RJ
deceptionkiller > cause RJ and I talk all the time like a couple of girls
GeneralTzos Chicken > wait your not girls?
GeneralTzos Chicken > shit
deceptionkiller > I hate when I beat off to the wrong toon
GeneralTzos Chicken > do you have it?
deceptionkiller > no..but I could get it from RJ
deceptionkiller > cause RJ and I talk all the time like a couple of girls
GeneralTzos Chicken > wait your not girls?
GeneralTzos Chicken > shit
deceptionkiller > I hate when I beat off to the wrong toon