Ciarente > I find the idea of caldari porn vaguely disturbing
Ciarente > I imagine it would be very nordic and athletic
Ciarente > or else hentai
Stitcher > I'm imagining that porn now too
Ciarente > patriotic caldari porn
Stitcher > "FOR THE STATE!!!" *eerie silence, punctuated by the bed creaking*
Stitcher > "...your performance was satisfactory."
Ciarente > I imagine it would be very nordic and athletic
Ciarente > or else hentai
Stitcher > I'm imagining that porn now too
Ciarente > patriotic caldari porn
Stitcher > "FOR THE STATE!!!" *eerie silence, punctuated by the bed creaking*
Stitcher > "...your performance was satisfactory."
Tal Mordin > I'm 36...need viagra.
Airmaker > see what some loose talk does
Airmaker > it was my 34th last week
Dracoform > lol... 42 here and still going strong... without chemical hel:)
Zyranyth > omg you're all experts
Airmaker > 34th birthday, rather than S&M sess
Palitir > have you tried those 'liberator' ramps? so much fun
Tal Mordin > Heh, yeah I don't really need anything to get me going. Body's 36 but Junior is like 16.
Zyranyth > your son?
Palitir > yeah.. do explain
Tal Mordin > No...think again...
Airmaker > His manhood.....
* Zyranyth gets more liqueur
Palitir > we;re in the wrong mindset to be talked to like that Tal =)
Airmaker > his wee booby
Zyranyth > wee booby??!???!
Zyranyth > Never heard that before
Maximillian Franek > His Johnson of Doom.
Airmaker > actually typo there - wee bobby
Zyranyth > how do you know its wee bobby
Palitir > his wee bobby dazzla
Zyranyth > and not fat albert
Airmaker > yeah without the dazzla bit
Tal Mordin > My mind stopped at 12, Mr Dripples at 16 and my body is 36. Now do u get it?
Zyranyth > roflmao
Zyranyth > MR Dripples!
Maximillian Franek > Wow, can't believe we're talking about Tal's Johnson. We've hit a new low hahahahahaha
Airmaker > see what some loose talk does
Airmaker > it was my 34th last week
Dracoform > lol... 42 here and still going strong... without chemical hel:)
Zyranyth > omg you're all experts
Airmaker > 34th birthday, rather than S&M sess
Palitir > have you tried those 'liberator' ramps? so much fun
Tal Mordin > Heh, yeah I don't really need anything to get me going. Body's 36 but Junior is like 16.
Zyranyth > your son?
Palitir > yeah.. do explain
Tal Mordin > No...think again...
Airmaker > His manhood.....
* Zyranyth gets more liqueur
Palitir > we;re in the wrong mindset to be talked to like that Tal =)
Airmaker > his wee booby
Zyranyth > wee booby??!???!
Zyranyth > Never heard that before
Maximillian Franek > His Johnson of Doom.
Airmaker > actually typo there - wee bobby
Zyranyth > how do you know its wee bobby
Palitir > his wee bobby dazzla
Zyranyth > and not fat albert
Airmaker > yeah without the dazzla bit
Tal Mordin > My mind stopped at 12, Mr Dripples at 16 and my body is 36. Now do u get it?
Zyranyth > roflmao
Zyranyth > MR Dripples!
Maximillian Franek > Wow, can't believe we're talking about Tal's Johnson. We've hit a new low hahahahahaha
Giselle Starshifter > Hello
Steve Bennett > hello.. you applied to join Ship Removal Company?
Giselle Starshifter > yes
Giselle Starshifter > What is the corporation for?
Steve Bennett > we do a bit of everything, but have strongest long-term interest in pvp
Giselle Starshifter > How well do you think a cruiser would do?
Giselle Starshifter > I get a battleship in about two days
Steve Bennett > well, all ships have their purpose...
Giselle Starshifter > I have a Moa
Giselle Starshifter > If I am able to join, I can provide new pilots with ships, and U can provide ISK
Steve Bennett > you're a builder?
Giselle Starshifter > what? no. well.sort of
Steve Bennett > you say you can provide ships?.. how so?
Giselle Starshifter > If a pilot needs a ship, I can get one for him
Steve Bennett > ? in a way that they couldn't get it for themselves?
Giselle Starshifter > If they didn't have enough isk to get it themselves
Steve Bennett > did you say you are a veteran player?
Giselle Starshifter > yes, on another account
Giselle Starshifter > this is a new account for me
Steve Bennett > what happened with the other account?... still playing it?
Giselle Starshifter > it got cancelled by CCP and I cant acces it
Giselle Starshifter > I have no idea what happened
Giselle Starshifter > I had a capital ship too, and I was working on titan and I was SO CLOSE!!!!
Giselle Starshifter > just 1 more month and I could have built a titan
Steve Bennett > what character was it?
Giselle Starshifter > It's been so long I cant remember
Steve Bennett > wow, so you were almost trained for titan?
Giselle Starshifter > I think it was erased somehow
Giselle Starshifter > yup. I worked for GoonFleet
Steve Bennett > just the skills to fly the ship, or did you also have Flux Cannon trained up?
Giselle Starshifter > everything I needed
Giselle Starshifter > I was building it
Giselle Starshifter > then my account somehow went missing
Steve Bennett > well, you need Flux Cannon Operation at Level 5 to fit a Flux Cannon, and it takes like 1.5 months to train just that
Giselle Starshifter > yup
Steve Bennett > man, that sucks that the account just dissappeared
Giselle Starshifter > yeah..... I quit playing for a year
Giselle Starshifter > now I start ALL OVER again at cruiser
Steve Bennett > so were you with goonfleet during their war against the Vorlon Alliance?
Giselle Starshifter > yup
Steve Bennett > wow, you must have been in some good fights during that
Giselle Starshifter > then I upgraded to GoonSwarm when I almost had the titan
Giselle Starshifter > yeah
Giselle Starshifter > one of my friends flew a titan and had it destroyed on the first flight
Giselle Starshifter > I loled, but then I was reprimanded because it took a year to make lol
Steve Bennett > ouch, that sucks.. how much isk did you have on your old account?
Giselle Starshifter > around 3bil
Giselle Starshifter > whats your current ship?
Giselle Starshifter > atm I have 5mil isk
Steve Bennett > Well, I have one of the new Behemoths.. the ships past titans... cost 300b to build
Giselle Starshifter > ...........!!!! WOW
Steve Bennett > but i usually fly the Tech 2 velators in normal flying
Giselle Starshifter > ah, how long did it take you to build your behemoth?
Steve Bennett > it took about 6 months, with the blueprint researched to the level it was
Giselle Starshifter > damn
Giselle Starshifter > so, can I join the corp?
Steve Bennett > it was nailbiting, as the Combine were bearing down on us.. we were worried they'd take out our shipyards
Steve Bennett > I mean.. you must have fought them during your time in goonfleet
Giselle Starshifter > yes and it was built right when they got there?
Steve Bennett > no, they started attacking our space a few months into the build
Giselle Starshifter > ah, and you guys were probably gong nuts
Steve Bennett > did you face the Combine by themselves, or did they bring the Cylonian Federation with them too?
Giselle Starshifter > they werent powerful enough when we fought them
Giselle Starshifter > so they fought alone
Steve Bennett > ahh, not too bad then
Giselle Starshifter > being an eve vet is nice
Giselle Starshifter > brings back memories
Giselle Starshifter > lol guess what?
Steve Bennett > what?
Giselle Starshifter > I just aplied for GoonFleet, and told them I was a veteran of the corp, and I even named my old character, and they REJECTED ME!!!!!
Giselle Starshifter > so Im MAD at them
Steve Bennett > wow, that is bizarre
Steve Bennett > i imagine you really want to get back at them
Steve Bennett > well, we are at war with them
Giselle Starshifter > I know
Giselle Starshifter > So, with cordial humbleness, I Giselle Starshifter, ask to incorporated into your honorable corporation.
Giselle Starshifter > good, I hope I kick a few off the charts
Steve Bennett > totally
Giselle Starshifter > lol
Giselle Starshifter > AM I IN!!!!????
Steve Bennett > well, in order to join.. i need you to go to our PVP HQ (assuming you want into our PVP wing)
Giselle Starshifter > k, where is that?
Steve Bennett > to do that, you need to go to 49-U and dock at the station there, once there, convo me and I can accept your app
Steve Bennett > (you can right click that system and Set Destination)
Giselle Starshifter > holy crap 35 jumps away lol
Steve Bennett > ouch, well, better get movin
Giselle Starshifter > but ok
Giselle Starshifter > I am equiped for this so I will pm you once there
Steve Bennett > yes, there may be danger on the way, so i hope your ship is well armed
Giselle Starshifter > artillery, autocannons, missiles, emc, what could go worng? lol
Steve Bennett > that should do nicely
Giselle Starshifter > but then again, there is a 5.0 security system on the way
Giselle Starshifter > so I might die, but who cares
Steve Bennett > you've got artillery and autocannons on your moa? that is the best fit for it, well done
Steve Bennett > I guess you are a veteran :)
Giselle Starshifter > 2 shield boosters, target painters, jammers, and hull upgrades and a capacitor battery
Steve Bennett > very nice
Giselle Starshifter > ty
Giselle Starshifter > whoah this system is weird
Steve Bennett > anyway... it'll take you a while to get there, and I'm a bit busy right now..
Steve Bennett > so PM me when you arrive docked, and I'll complete your application
Giselle Starshifter > so cya later
Giselle Starshifter > k
Steve Bennett > yup, good luck
Giselle Starshifter > err..Yes. SIr!!!!!
Steve Bennett > hello.. you applied to join Ship Removal Company?
Giselle Starshifter > yes
Giselle Starshifter > What is the corporation for?
Steve Bennett > we do a bit of everything, but have strongest long-term interest in pvp
Giselle Starshifter > How well do you think a cruiser would do?
Giselle Starshifter > I get a battleship in about two days
Steve Bennett > well, all ships have their purpose...
Giselle Starshifter > I have a Moa
Giselle Starshifter > If I am able to join, I can provide new pilots with ships, and U can provide ISK
Steve Bennett > you're a builder?
Giselle Starshifter > what? no. well.sort of
Steve Bennett > you say you can provide ships?.. how so?
Giselle Starshifter > If a pilot needs a ship, I can get one for him
Steve Bennett > ? in a way that they couldn't get it for themselves?
Giselle Starshifter > If they didn't have enough isk to get it themselves
Steve Bennett > did you say you are a veteran player?
Giselle Starshifter > yes, on another account
Giselle Starshifter > this is a new account for me
Steve Bennett > what happened with the other account?... still playing it?
Giselle Starshifter > it got cancelled by CCP and I cant acces it
Giselle Starshifter > I have no idea what happened
Giselle Starshifter > I had a capital ship too, and I was working on titan and I was SO CLOSE!!!!
Giselle Starshifter > just 1 more month and I could have built a titan
Steve Bennett > what character was it?
Giselle Starshifter > It's been so long I cant remember
Steve Bennett > wow, so you were almost trained for titan?
Giselle Starshifter > I think it was erased somehow
Giselle Starshifter > yup. I worked for GoonFleet
Steve Bennett > just the skills to fly the ship, or did you also have Flux Cannon trained up?
Giselle Starshifter > everything I needed
Giselle Starshifter > I was building it
Giselle Starshifter > then my account somehow went missing
Steve Bennett > well, you need Flux Cannon Operation at Level 5 to fit a Flux Cannon, and it takes like 1.5 months to train just that
Giselle Starshifter > yup
Steve Bennett > man, that sucks that the account just dissappeared
Giselle Starshifter > yeah..... I quit playing for a year
Giselle Starshifter > now I start ALL OVER again at cruiser
Steve Bennett > so were you with goonfleet during their war against the Vorlon Alliance?
Giselle Starshifter > yup
Steve Bennett > wow, you must have been in some good fights during that
Giselle Starshifter > then I upgraded to GoonSwarm when I almost had the titan
Giselle Starshifter > yeah
Giselle Starshifter > one of my friends flew a titan and had it destroyed on the first flight
Giselle Starshifter > I loled, but then I was reprimanded because it took a year to make lol
Steve Bennett > ouch, that sucks.. how much isk did you have on your old account?
Giselle Starshifter > around 3bil
Giselle Starshifter > whats your current ship?
Giselle Starshifter > atm I have 5mil isk
Steve Bennett > Well, I have one of the new Behemoths.. the ships past titans... cost 300b to build
Giselle Starshifter > ...........!!!! WOW
Steve Bennett > but i usually fly the Tech 2 velators in normal flying
Giselle Starshifter > ah, how long did it take you to build your behemoth?
Steve Bennett > it took about 6 months, with the blueprint researched to the level it was
Giselle Starshifter > damn
Giselle Starshifter > so, can I join the corp?
Steve Bennett > it was nailbiting, as the Combine were bearing down on us.. we were worried they'd take out our shipyards
Steve Bennett > I mean.. you must have fought them during your time in goonfleet
Giselle Starshifter > yes and it was built right when they got there?
Steve Bennett > no, they started attacking our space a few months into the build
Giselle Starshifter > ah, and you guys were probably gong nuts
Steve Bennett > did you face the Combine by themselves, or did they bring the Cylonian Federation with them too?
Giselle Starshifter > they werent powerful enough when we fought them
Giselle Starshifter > so they fought alone
Steve Bennett > ahh, not too bad then
Giselle Starshifter > being an eve vet is nice
Giselle Starshifter > brings back memories
Giselle Starshifter > lol guess what?
Steve Bennett > what?
Giselle Starshifter > I just aplied for GoonFleet, and told them I was a veteran of the corp, and I even named my old character, and they REJECTED ME!!!!!
Giselle Starshifter > so Im MAD at them
Steve Bennett > wow, that is bizarre
Steve Bennett > i imagine you really want to get back at them
Steve Bennett > well, we are at war with them
Giselle Starshifter > I know
Giselle Starshifter > So, with cordial humbleness, I Giselle Starshifter, ask to incorporated into your honorable corporation.
Giselle Starshifter > good, I hope I kick a few off the charts
Steve Bennett > totally
Giselle Starshifter > lol
Giselle Starshifter > AM I IN!!!!????
Steve Bennett > well, in order to join.. i need you to go to our PVP HQ (assuming you want into our PVP wing)
Giselle Starshifter > k, where is that?
Steve Bennett > to do that, you need to go to 49-U and dock at the station there, once there, convo me and I can accept your app
Steve Bennett > (you can right click that system and Set Destination)
Giselle Starshifter > holy crap 35 jumps away lol
Steve Bennett > ouch, well, better get movin
Giselle Starshifter > but ok
Giselle Starshifter > I am equiped for this so I will pm you once there
Steve Bennett > yes, there may be danger on the way, so i hope your ship is well armed
Giselle Starshifter > artillery, autocannons, missiles, emc, what could go worng? lol
Steve Bennett > that should do nicely
Giselle Starshifter > but then again, there is a 5.0 security system on the way
Giselle Starshifter > so I might die, but who cares
Steve Bennett > you've got artillery and autocannons on your moa? that is the best fit for it, well done
Steve Bennett > I guess you are a veteran :)
Giselle Starshifter > 2 shield boosters, target painters, jammers, and hull upgrades and a capacitor battery
Steve Bennett > very nice
Giselle Starshifter > ty
Giselle Starshifter > whoah this system is weird
Steve Bennett > anyway... it'll take you a while to get there, and I'm a bit busy right now..
Steve Bennett > so PM me when you arrive docked, and I'll complete your application
Giselle Starshifter > so cya later
Giselle Starshifter > k
Steve Bennett > yup, good luck
Giselle Starshifter > err..Yes. SIr!!!!!
SarcasticDwarf > I am red-green colorblind and my overview is not set up on my laptop...so he looked red to me:)
Tolin Dorden > ok a domi with around 1km/s can be a pretty scary sight
Cattie > sure.. some odd yellow stuff showed up in my belt..
Tolin Dorden > hmm.... that... could be misunderstood....
Tolin Dorden > ...but I'm sure Tena lady can help you with that problem.. and eventually stop bein upside down... that way it will only go down the legs, not up in t he direction of the belt
Cattie > sure.. some odd yellow stuff showed up in my belt..
Tolin Dorden > hmm.... that... could be misunderstood....
Tolin Dorden > ...but I'm sure Tena lady can help you with that problem.. and eventually stop bein upside down... that way it will only go down the legs, not up in t he direction of the belt
Zoukanix > bored
Azia Burgi > i'm bored
Zoukanix > heh
Ele > me 3
Azia Burgi > there is nothing on telly and the adverts on the channels where there is something on annoy me so much
Jay Marshall > bored bored bored
Jay Marshall > ferrying cargo.. playing gta4 ..its 105F in the shade here and humid as anything
WashuChanUK > Why not find something different
Azia Burgi > i guess i could *try* undocking
Azia Burgi > i'm bored
Zoukanix > heh
Ele > me 3
Azia Burgi > there is nothing on telly and the adverts on the channels where there is something on annoy me so much
Jay Marshall > bored bored bored
Jay Marshall > ferrying cargo.. playing gta4 ..its 105F in the shade here and humid as anything
WashuChanUK > Why not find something different
Azia Burgi > i guess i could *try* undocking
Golakka > does the pope shit in the woods?
Riesia > Yes and wipes his bum on an athiest when he is finished
Riesia > Yes and wipes his bum on an athiest when he is finished
Dan Grensson > oooh a hurricane
Kadra > pirate it
Kadra > wazza hurricane anyway?
Dan Grensson > new minmatar BC
Kadra > pirate it!
Dan Grensson > in a slasher
Dan Grensson > are you mad woman?
Kadra > "strike it's weak points for massive damage"!
Kadra > I'm neither
Kadra > But if you just shoot the parcel tape holding it all together, and then land a hit on the one nail in the entire ship....
Kadra > pirate it
Kadra > wazza hurricane anyway?
Dan Grensson > new minmatar BC
Kadra > pirate it!
Dan Grensson > in a slasher
Dan Grensson > are you mad woman?
Kadra > "strike it's weak points for massive damage"!
Kadra > I'm neither
Kadra > But if you just shoot the parcel tape holding it all together, and then land a hit on the one nail in the entire ship....
ApophisXP > HMS-WTPWNMOBILE....... get a name that suits it
ApophisXP > H.M.S.S. StabbedUpWhore
ApophisXP > H.M.S.S. StabbedUpWhore
Penelope Perminas > oh well, I am happy to use my ships the way Minmatar intended
Penelope Perminas > streaming smoke, overheated to the maximum and spewing forth projectiles of death
Penelope Perminas > streaming smoke, overheated to the maximum and spewing forth projectiles of death