Norrin Ellis > I wanted to mine once but didn't know too much about it, so I asked for help. Some nice folks said, "It's easy, man. You just need lasers." I go out and started shooting rocks with Mega Pulses. The miners said, "Hey, bro. You're doing it wrong."
Norrin Ellis > ...so I switched to Mega Beams.
Norrin Ellis > ...so I switched to Mega Beams.
Tamora > so who wants free isk?
dicemen4 > me me me
Elisium Dammar > ....me ?
Elisium Dammar > :P
dicemen4 > wait how much
mirel yirrin > ME!
Tamora > hmmm
Tamora > no one replied
dicemen4 > and whats the catch
Tamora > i cant believe no one wants isk
dicemen4 > ME
dicemen4 > TAM ME
Tamora > must be a channel bug or something
mirel yirrin > Meh
dicemen4 > ME ME ME ME M EME ME M MEM
mirel yirrin > I have plenty of isk
Tamora > cant see anyone type
dicemen4 > FUCKER
mirel yirrin > Keep yours.
Tamora > ok i can see mirel type
dicemen4 > TAM SUCKS MY DOCK ALL DAT
mirel yirrin > I don't want your isk tam
Tamora > he says he DOESNT want isk
Elisium Dammar > tam... you're poor and i know it :)
mirel yirrin > Yep, thats right.
Tamora > but no one WANTS isk
Tamora > weird : /
Tamora > oh well...
mirel yirrin > Yeah.
dicemen4 > me me me
Elisium Dammar > ....me ?
Elisium Dammar > :P
dicemen4 > wait how much
mirel yirrin > ME!
Tamora > hmmm
Tamora > no one replied
dicemen4 > and whats the catch
Tamora > i cant believe no one wants isk
dicemen4 > ME
dicemen4 > TAM ME
Tamora > must be a channel bug or something
mirel yirrin > Meh
dicemen4 > ME ME ME ME M EME ME M MEM
mirel yirrin > I have plenty of isk
Tamora > cant see anyone type
dicemen4 > FUCKER
mirel yirrin > Keep yours.
Tamora > ok i can see mirel type
dicemen4 > TAM SUCKS MY DOCK ALL DAT
mirel yirrin > I don't want your isk tam
Tamora > he says he DOESNT want isk
Elisium Dammar > tam... you're poor and i know it :)
mirel yirrin > Yep, thats right.
Tamora > but no one WANTS isk
Tamora > weird : /
Tamora > oh well...
mirel yirrin > Yeah.
Atrisha > so bored
Atrisha > sv_gravity 0
Atrisha > wheeeeee
Atrisha > sv_friction -1
Atrisha > wheeeeeeeeee
Atrisha > sv_gravity 0
Atrisha > wheeeeee
Atrisha > sv_friction -1
Atrisha > wheeeeeeeeee
Ghost Hunter > One of my manticores self-destructed inside a station once
Ghost Hunter > I docked with 15 seconds left on the timer during a laggy server situation
Ghost Hunter > It deleted itself out of my hangar
Ghost Hunter > I docked with 15 seconds left on the timer during a laggy server situation
Ghost Hunter > It deleted itself out of my hangar
Selvedar Miromme > what standing do you need for L3 missions?
Naeti Argiborne > 3.0 corp standing i think?
Bathory Kirara > is it normal that i have more fun doing fits on evehq than actually playing
Bathory Kirara > ?
Selvedar Miromme > no
Bathory Kirara > xD
electrostatus > it depends a bit on the agent. lower quality agents don't require as high of a standing as good agents
Sanguinem Angelus > electro, there are no qualities in agents anymore
Selvedar Miromme > you know you've been playing EVE too long when...
electrostatus > whaaaaaa?
Naeti Argiborne > 3.0 corp standing i think?
Bathory Kirara > is it normal that i have more fun doing fits on evehq than actually playing
Bathory Kirara > ?
Selvedar Miromme > no
Bathory Kirara > xD
electrostatus > it depends a bit on the agent. lower quality agents don't require as high of a standing as good agents
Sanguinem Angelus > electro, there are no qualities in agents anymore
Selvedar Miromme > you know you've been playing EVE too long when...
electrostatus > whaaaaaa?
Nicholai Pestot > Interesting 17:30 start
Nicholai Pestot > Opps, wrong channel
Jasper Joginger > i see what you did there
Nicholai Pestot > 0_o
Blutreiter > THAT THINLY VEILED CONTEMPT RIGHT THERE
Blutreiter > ...thats why I play EVE
Nicholai Pestot > Opps, wrong channel
Jasper Joginger > i see what you did there
Nicholai Pestot > 0_o
Blutreiter > THAT THINLY VEILED CONTEMPT RIGHT THERE
Blutreiter > ...thats why I play EVE
Verone > well you're in the safe knowledge that when the amarr empire falls, you can easily get a job at helga's house of pain...
Siobhan > I have heard of that place o_0
Siobhan > I have heard of that place o_0
The Legenda > hmmm. just triedto board my ship and game crashed
Cilvius Sanctus > Let me guess, Minmatar?
Cilvius Sanctus > Let me guess, Minmatar?
FlashmanUK > You currently have 0 skills and 0 skill points.... you quality for immgration to the UK under the prefered immigrant list
Garviel Lokken > AHA!!
Garviel Lokken > found 3 rocks
Garviel Lokken > sucess!
Futher Bezluden > great, full cargo hold, empty head
Garviel Lokken > tell that to the monkey and the cowboy
Futher Bezluden > monkey is on the grill, cowboy is marinading
Garviel Lokken > monkey sounds good...
Futher Bezluden > the tail tastes just like rattlesnake
Garviel Lokken > whats rattlesnake taste like?
Pen Khadiji > chicken
Garviel Lokken > why the hell does everyone say that
Sebastian DeBoer > kinda like chicken
Neu Bastian > like everything else o nthe planet
Pen Khadiji > have you had it?
Garviel Lokken > ykno actually i can vouche that fried calimari tastes just like chicken, no joke
Futher Bezluden > rattlesnake and frog legs do taste like chicken
Garviel Lokken > i took a bite n thought it was a chicken strip
Pen Khadiji > they do, it's true
Futher Bezluden > you didn't get real calimari then
Nathan Paige > everything tastes kinda like chicken. thats why i dont know to many people who dislike it :)
Garviel Lokken > then i found some dangly things n said "why does this chicken strip have dangly things?" guy says to me "thats calimari"
Neu Bastian > its white meat, white meat tastes alike
Pen Khadiji > texture
Garviel Lokken > rattlesnake is white meat?
Neu Bastian > I would think so.
Roan Pilgrano > I'm prety sure it is
Pen Khadiji > the other white meat
Garviel Lokken > yeah really pen lol
Futher Bezluden > if it lays eggs, probably tastes like chicken
Neu Bastian > color might change a bit too. duck is darker than chicken
Garviel Lokken > duck is dry
Garviel Lokken > i dont like duck
Neu Bastian > yeah
Neu Bastian > I dont like it much either
Futher Bezluden > platypus however tastes like buffalo
Pen Khadiji > gamey
Neu Bastian > like rabbit tho
Garviel Lokken > you ate platapus!?
arviel Lokken > you sick freak
Pen Khadiji > sheehs
Garviel Lokken > sommin that ooglah doesnt deserve to be on a plate
Auk Monnan > that does seem a bit odd
Pen Khadiji > you make it sound like he screwd it
Futher Bezluden > I was on ecstacy and at the zoo
Garviel Lokken > found 3 rocks
Garviel Lokken > sucess!
Futher Bezluden > great, full cargo hold, empty head
Garviel Lokken > tell that to the monkey and the cowboy
Futher Bezluden > monkey is on the grill, cowboy is marinading
Garviel Lokken > monkey sounds good...
Futher Bezluden > the tail tastes just like rattlesnake
Garviel Lokken > whats rattlesnake taste like?
Pen Khadiji > chicken
Garviel Lokken > why the hell does everyone say that
Sebastian DeBoer > kinda like chicken
Neu Bastian > like everything else o nthe planet
Pen Khadiji > have you had it?
Garviel Lokken > ykno actually i can vouche that fried calimari tastes just like chicken, no joke
Futher Bezluden > rattlesnake and frog legs do taste like chicken
Garviel Lokken > i took a bite n thought it was a chicken strip
Pen Khadiji > they do, it's true
Futher Bezluden > you didn't get real calimari then
Nathan Paige > everything tastes kinda like chicken. thats why i dont know to many people who dislike it :)
Garviel Lokken > then i found some dangly things n said "why does this chicken strip have dangly things?" guy says to me "thats calimari"
Neu Bastian > its white meat, white meat tastes alike
Pen Khadiji > texture
Garviel Lokken > rattlesnake is white meat?
Neu Bastian > I would think so.
Roan Pilgrano > I'm prety sure it is
Pen Khadiji > the other white meat
Garviel Lokken > yeah really pen lol
Futher Bezluden > if it lays eggs, probably tastes like chicken
Neu Bastian > color might change a bit too. duck is darker than chicken
Garviel Lokken > duck is dry
Garviel Lokken > i dont like duck
Neu Bastian > yeah
Neu Bastian > I dont like it much either
Futher Bezluden > platypus however tastes like buffalo
Pen Khadiji > gamey
Neu Bastian > like rabbit tho
Garviel Lokken > you ate platapus!?
arviel Lokken > you sick freak
Pen Khadiji > sheehs
Garviel Lokken > sommin that ooglah doesnt deserve to be on a plate
Auk Monnan > that does seem a bit odd
Pen Khadiji > you make it sound like he screwd it
Futher Bezluden > I was on ecstacy and at the zoo