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Jumping Bean > wtf is wrong with kellus?
Jumping Bean > he LIVED
Telkkar > he didnt get called primary :)
Tekka > http://www.dark-cartel.com/images/irgirl1.jpg
Viceroy > DAMN YOU
Viceroy > I CLICKED THAT LINK AGAIN
Viceroy > ALL THAT THERAPHY GONE :(
Casino Alkasar > was in croatia bought hotest chilli ate 4 in 15 min..sat on toilet for 8 hours was so wasted couldnt even play gameboy cause hurtsweat dripping on it
<Sleezy|aanga> TREATMENT: - NO intercourse for the next week -Avoid heavy lifting or strenuous labor. - no Douching -do not use tampons- instead use a vaginal pad
<johnnyjohnny> ?
<Sleezy|aanga> -----> NURSE
<johnnyjohnny> what's that the treatment for?
<Wladomir_jed> bad breath
<almightybig> meeting me in person
Mighty Term > waves to beef
Casfe > beef doesnt wave back, its cold, meaty stare burns like fire into the back of MT's neck
Karl Andron > Let's see, shopping list.
Karl Andron > 1 t2 enam, 1 bp, 1 t2 invuln shield hardener, 1 t2 explo sheild hardener, some tangled power circuts, and a partridge in a pear tree.
rick taxi > on the twelfth day of christmas. the guristas gave to me
Karl Andron > 1 thorn rocket!
rick taxi > 2 dire sabatours
Karl Andron > 3 pith invaders
rick taxi > 4 drones a shooting
Karl Andron > 5 palladium tags!
rick taxi > 6 building blocks
Karl Andron > 7 crappy lootz
rick taxi > 8 noob killmails
Karl Andron > 9 BS spawns
rick taxi > 10 Worlds Collide's!
Karl Andron > 11-ty hundred frigs a shooting
rick taxi > 12 MONTHS OF EVE (GTC)
* wizzard66 is making up last will.. "i leave everything to my wife and kids, only my Real Doll collection, including the live size David Hasselhoff, wil goto Dobbs"
<Faramir> dobbs always gets the good stuff
<abs> hahahahahaha life sized david hasselhoff doll
<wizzard66> well hes better looking at his 50 than many of you at 20
<wizzard66> and he can sing
<insomniac> "get in my car"
<abs> [19:30] <wizzard66> and he can sing hahahahahahahahazhahahahahahaha
Calarin > hey army u there?
ArmYWolF > yes
ArmYWolF > or you want army2
Calarin > err
Calarin > are they the same? :P
ArmYWolF > i am the evil one, asshole
Calarin > oh
Calarin > then 2 plz
ArmYWolF2 > what do you need?
Caius Sivaris > you wnayt a fun one
Caius Sivaris > ...
Caius Sivaris > I afk freightred thru two lowsec jumps
Tray LiSans > I think we've got a few normal freighter pilots
Caius Sivaris > ap was set wrong
Carnifex Arcanum > oh boy
Casino Alkasar > lol!!
Carnifex Arcanum > go play lotto, NOW
<Alasse> well pardon me for not being a jobless slacker/greek
<Alasse> :/
<Juan_Andalusian> i aint jobless
<Juan_Andalusian> i just made the decision
<Juan_Andalusian> that i will live less lavishly
<Juan_Andalusian> than you
<Juan_Andalusian> and it's paying off
<Juan_Andalusian> cause you ll be able to spend more time in your super pc in you uber sofachair when you are 55
<Juan_Andalusian> but you ll be wrinkly
<Juan_Andalusian> and tired
<Juan_Andalusian> and crap at fps games
<Juan_Andalusian> whereas i would have enjoyed my gaming years
<Juan_Andalusian> during my prime
<Juan_Andalusian> and then again when we are 70
<Juan_Andalusian> i ll be coming to manchester
<Juan_Andalusian> to take you for walks
<Juan_Andalusian> since you ll have become an old cripple
<Juan_Andalusian> from playing too many games at an old age
<Juan_Andalusian> and one day
<Juan_Andalusian> when we are 85
<Juan_Andalusian> and our dicks will be dried up
<Juan_Andalusian> our eyesight completely gone
<Juan_Andalusian> our hair all fallen
<Juan_Andalusian> you will turn to me
<Juan_Andalusian> and in your dieing breath
<Juan_Andalusian> you will admitt
<Juan_Andalusian> "you were right juan"
<Juan_Andalusian> "i should have logged on to kill one more RISE bs"
<Juan_Andalusian> there you go Droopy
<Juan_Andalusian> your life
<Juan_Andalusian> in a nutshell
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