* Khellias menaces Dread with a knife for that last remark.
SerraTsunami> Please don't poke his pecker with your poker.
SerraTsunami> Please don't poke his pecker with your poker.
Bartholomule > "It takes a special kind of stupid to forget to eat."
Quanghis Fro > even more so to forget to go to bathroom
Quanghis Fro > even more so to forget to go to bathroom
Jacob Etienne > thing is, in hurricane territory you can go looting
Jacob Etienne > cant loot in volcano territory
Jacob Etienne > because its all fucking roasted to ash
Ebon Ju > Jacob you're a true pirate
Meikathon > That's not a compliment.
Jacob Etienne > with luck, the body of a fat businessman with a large wallet lands on your front lawn
Ebon Ju > yes it is
Meikathon > Robbing isn't.
Dionin > Jake I hate to break it to you but the cargo scam doesn't work IRL :P
Jacob Etienne > i could make it work!
Ebon Ju > Yes it does
Jacob Etienne > you take something from a shop
Jacob Etienne > then when the guy chases after you
Jacob Etienne > you say, sorry, take it back
Jacob Etienne > then when he takes it back, you batter him senseless and take it anyway
Jacob Etienne > cant loot in volcano territory
Jacob Etienne > because its all fucking roasted to ash
Ebon Ju > Jacob you're a true pirate
Meikathon > That's not a compliment.
Jacob Etienne > with luck, the body of a fat businessman with a large wallet lands on your front lawn
Ebon Ju > yes it is
Meikathon > Robbing isn't.
Dionin > Jake I hate to break it to you but the cargo scam doesn't work IRL :P
Jacob Etienne > i could make it work!
Ebon Ju > Yes it does
Jacob Etienne > you take something from a shop
Jacob Etienne > then when the guy chases after you
Jacob Etienne > you say, sorry, take it back
Jacob Etienne > then when he takes it back, you batter him senseless and take it anyway
<DataVault> my alt 69 skills, 7.75m
<Kayosoni> I have 6 alts with more than that
<DataVault> I have a life.
<^1man_army> my life is eve
<Levin> rl is boring and stupid anyway
<Kayosoni> I have 6 alts with more than that
<DataVault> I have a life.
<^1man_army> my life is eve
<Levin> rl is boring and stupid anyway
Xyux > hi, what news? update on status
Kazzim > ms dead, start mining
Kazzim > ms dead, start mining
Tripped Gaijin > lol bought isk got blasted by pirates then demands money for getting pirated LOL god loves noobs
Alexis Nightwish > Could one call that tuition for the School of Hard Knocks?
Alexis Nightwish > Could one call that tuition for the School of Hard Knocks?
fardolce > do locator agents only locate in their own station?
Dawne Xi > fardolce you need to go to their station to use them if that's what you're asking .... I think I'd want my money back if the Locator agent took my money and said "Nope he's not here... "
Dawne Xi > fardolce you need to go to their station to use them if that's what you're asking .... I think I'd want my money back if the Locator agent took my money and said "Nope he's not here... "
<DigitalCommunist> THE MAILING LIST IS NOT AN ALTERNATIVE MEANS BY WHICH TO SPAM ASCII PENISES, THANK YOU
Ka'lorn Font'a > how'd I end up leading this ragtag bunch Angel/Riz? :p
Alynthir > because you were a VICE ADMIRAL in PIE
Alynthir > now STFU and lead the lesser races to glory
Alynthir > because you were a VICE ADMIRAL in PIE
Alynthir > now STFU and lead the lesser races to glory
Taranis Lac > Hi
Zentarion > lo
Taranis Lac > Are you a scientist in search of knowledge ?
Taranis Lac > i mean do you know something about Isie ?
Zentarion > yeh
Taranis Lac > Oh, well, can you told me about this strange system ?
Taranis Lac > is it war there ? about the ruins, etc.. ?
Taranis Lac > dangers ?
Zentarion > no really
Zentarion > it's a radiation thing. youre not supose to go there
Zentarion > beware of rape. you r gonna get raped
Zentarion > and quite possible killed
Taranis Lac > i don't understand.. raped ?
Taranis Lac > by what ? radiation ?
Zentarion > yes
Zentarion > beware of raping radiation
Zentarion > and angry slaves
Taranis Lac > oh
Taranis Lac > but perhaps i can stay far from radiation just to observe ?
Zentarion > wount work. they have secret agents all over the place, with cloak
Taranis Lac > i need information for the University of Caille about this ruins
Taranis Lac > the Guristas ? i ve heard about some of them here
Zentarion > the ruins is actually an old brodell from the begining of time
Zentarion > that is where you find the ratiating raping slaves
Taranis Lac > never heard about this mutants
Taranis Lac > interesting :)
Zentarion > fear them!
Taranis Lac > In fact im writing a book about ruins and artefacts of precolonial period
Zentarion > RUN LIKE THE BITCH THAT YOU ARE BEFORE ITS TO LATE!
Taranis Lac > so i need to see some lost systems..
Taranis Lac > ?
Zentarion > you are lost man.
Taranis Lac > but ??
Taranis Lac > and what do you do here if it's so dangerous my friend ?
Zentarion > i am what makes it dangerous.
Taranis Lac > you.. you're a pirates !!??
Zentarion > i am captain jack sparRRRroow
Taranis Lac > but i hear that you are Intaki too
Taranis Lac > ...
Taranis Lac > ^^
Zentarion > intaki walked the plank
Taranis Lac > fortunately, i don't speak enough this language to understand all
Taranis Lac > what is plank ?
Taranis Lac > perhaps..
Taranis Lac > perhaps i could use you as a scout ?
Taranis Lac > i will pay you indeed
Zentarion > the plank is a rare fish that lives in space. actually not a fish but a mamol. a space whale.
Taranis Lac > i saw something passed the gate
Zentarion > probably a space whale
Taranis Lac > well thanks you for all Sir, i had been happy to talk to a patriot
Taranis Lac > but the science call me, and Knowledge
Taranis Lac > so i must go ahead
Zentarion > np. fly safe. and beware of raping radiating slaves and angry slaves riding space whales
Taranis Lac > thks, you two friend, it's good to hearded a friendly voice here
Taranis Lac > *End of tranbsmition*
Zentarion > lo
Taranis Lac > Are you a scientist in search of knowledge ?
Taranis Lac > i mean do you know something about Isie ?
Zentarion > yeh
Taranis Lac > Oh, well, can you told me about this strange system ?
Taranis Lac > is it war there ? about the ruins, etc.. ?
Taranis Lac > dangers ?
Zentarion > no really
Zentarion > it's a radiation thing. youre not supose to go there
Zentarion > beware of rape. you r gonna get raped
Zentarion > and quite possible killed
Taranis Lac > i don't understand.. raped ?
Taranis Lac > by what ? radiation ?
Zentarion > yes
Zentarion > beware of raping radiation
Zentarion > and angry slaves
Taranis Lac > oh
Taranis Lac > but perhaps i can stay far from radiation just to observe ?
Zentarion > wount work. they have secret agents all over the place, with cloak
Taranis Lac > i need information for the University of Caille about this ruins
Taranis Lac > the Guristas ? i ve heard about some of them here
Zentarion > the ruins is actually an old brodell from the begining of time
Zentarion > that is where you find the ratiating raping slaves
Taranis Lac > never heard about this mutants
Taranis Lac > interesting :)
Zentarion > fear them!
Taranis Lac > In fact im writing a book about ruins and artefacts of precolonial period
Zentarion > RUN LIKE THE BITCH THAT YOU ARE BEFORE ITS TO LATE!
Taranis Lac > so i need to see some lost systems..
Taranis Lac > ?
Zentarion > you are lost man.
Taranis Lac > but ??
Taranis Lac > and what do you do here if it's so dangerous my friend ?
Zentarion > i am what makes it dangerous.
Taranis Lac > you.. you're a pirates !!??
Zentarion > i am captain jack sparRRRroow
Taranis Lac > but i hear that you are Intaki too
Taranis Lac > ...
Taranis Lac > ^^
Zentarion > intaki walked the plank
Taranis Lac > fortunately, i don't speak enough this language to understand all
Taranis Lac > what is plank ?
Taranis Lac > perhaps..
Taranis Lac > perhaps i could use you as a scout ?
Taranis Lac > i will pay you indeed
Zentarion > the plank is a rare fish that lives in space. actually not a fish but a mamol. a space whale.
Taranis Lac > i saw something passed the gate
Zentarion > probably a space whale
Taranis Lac > well thanks you for all Sir, i had been happy to talk to a patriot
Taranis Lac > but the science call me, and Knowledge
Taranis Lac > so i must go ahead
Zentarion > np. fly safe. and beware of raping radiating slaves and angry slaves riding space whales
Taranis Lac > thks, you two friend, it's good to hearded a friendly voice here
Taranis Lac > *End of tranbsmition*