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Trillian Leveller > I think we should actually , I don't want to come across as a blood thirsty industrial multinational stamping on the faces of dead children
Bruminor III > anyone wanna be a nub with me?
Malookai > you seem to be doing ok by yourself
Nisus Blaze > drunken103 is confused about his sexuality
Monster Thatcher > yes same
Monster Thatcher > omg
Monster Thatcher > i had the window scrolled up to where Karen said he liked Consortiums name
Monster Thatcher > and THATS what i mean by YES SAME
joefishy > my inflatable wife burst last night :(
joefishy > so iam pretty sad
Drako Krakin > at least no alimony
joefishy > true
Khanak Hryad > erm...i seem to have penetrated you.....now i appear to be stuck
Khanak Hryad > ahh there we go
Khanak Hryad > nope doing it again...
Khanak Hryad > jeez who pilots this ship
Jeremiah Tobias > this looks quite horrid!
Dake Avant > Lt. Humpsalot?
Khanak Hryad > seriously, get over here and look at this
Khanak Hryad > well, my good sir, it appears I've won this round
Jeremiah Tobias > I'm being slowly butt-fucked by an 'geddon
Khanak Hryad > aww just tore u a new one
Khanak Hryad > /emote clears his throat. Moving on!
Stitcher > To be fair, she was Mittani levels of drunk, I think.
Scherezad > is that a unit of measure for drunkenness now?
Stitcher > yep. one Mittani = the precise amount of alcohol required to make somebody do something they regret once they've sobered up.
Eagle Extravaganza > Aww, Its okay, Ill push her too hard for sex and lose her like all teenage boys, dont worry.
Tobin Shalim > don't push her for sex
Tobin Shalim > just work on blowjobs first, then go from there
Tobin Shalim > but boy, you better be giving her the same in return
YangTze Quan > hmm advise has changed alot since I was a young guy
Tobin Shalim > what advice did you get?
YangTze Quan > be nice, do things for her, be honest - weird crap like that ;)
Eagle Extravaganza > Yeah, thats what I do
Eagle Extravaganza > but what do I get in return... besides her undying love and dedication and support...
Tobin Shalim > but what about the blowjobs? good gods man, the world would fall apart without blowjobs!!
Azia Burgi > ...
YangTze Quan > never a good psychologists number handy when you need one
Atandros > OK, come to Y6 when you're ready
Shintoko Akahoshi > On my way up
Atandros > rgr, afk for a sex
Atandros > um. sec.
Durruti > ^^
Shintoko Akahoshi > Too much information, but you go right ahead... ;)
Vangogg > i heard chuck norris survived an abortion..
Sansha'Kh > Too bad you did too
Glass Key > best comeback ever to a norris joke
SuperNova221 > Playing EVE while high must be so much fun.
SuperNova221 > Take cannabis, play EVE, have the best time of your life that you can't remember. Log in next day,.
SuperNova221 > Alliance has 72 wardecs, you've been kicked from corp and you sold all your faction loot for 1 ISK on contracts.
Kirtur Muhaha > and ccp sent you a mail saying "You Win"
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