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Omber Zombie > dear lord, i almost want to remove my gf's tongue so she will stop talking
Omber Zombie > but then i remember that it has other uses
Tamora > i have chronic runs too so maybe some afkness :D
Jor Myne > too much detail
Jor Myne > mind u my piles are palying up
Tamora > so you dont wanna hear about the toilet
rolls ive kept in the fridge then?
Jor Myne > i was itching them with my front door key earlier, it doesnt fit in the lock now
Tamora > alien piles. get a rubber ring.
Rovol > ewwww
Jor Myne > and i must get a new wire brush tomorrow
Majin Shouten > ahoy fleet location ?
Khornne > vent
Shamrock1 > yes
Majin Shouten > cant find vent in places & people
Komisches > waking up to find you were sleeping in a puddle of your own sweat is bad
Teranika Phenyo > i want cold, rainy and dark
Sith Marauder > I can think of worse puddles to wake up in
Teranika Phenyo > snuggling under the blankets
Teranika Phenyo > depends on what the puddle acutally is
Teranika Phenyo > if it's urine, yes that is bad...the other, i can live with it
Komisches > cum puddle = bad; mud puddle = bad; blood puddle = bad
Komisches > piss puddle = sounds funny, probably bad
Sith Marauder > puke is the worst
Sith Marauder > especially when it's not yours
Komisches > aye
Komisches > more so if it's chunky
Teranika Phenyo > cum puddle = not bad, blood puddle = as long as it's not life threatening, not bad; mud, urine and puke puddle = bad
Sith Marauder > ah I've almost died, the amarr navy is killing me
Komisches > cum puddles are bad = cold and slimey
Teranika Phenyo > im a girl and i am fine with them
Komisches > i'm gay, what's your point? I hate lube puddles too
Komisches > why are we having this conversation?
Teranika Phenyo > lol, never had a lube puddle
Teranika Phenyo > dont know, just flowing with it
Sith Marauder > I have a towel on hand, I try not to make a mess
Tekka > zealot or deimos?
zincol > zealot ftw
hellwarrior > zealot
ParMizaN > zealot
MadGaz > zealot o/
DirtyHarry > zealot
Tekka > rofl
ParMizaN > rofl
Zeifon > whats a good way to make money?
DraLaFi > scam, steal, hooking and a few others... :p
aborted wombat > yeah or do what i did today
aborted wombat > nab some dragonfly fighters at a gate
Zeifon > steal from your grandma?
aborted wombat > by the way im selling dragonflies in cj for a low price of 14.5 million isk a piece
Vernn Miller > so that`s why you were in a prowler :))
Enire Drachen > I'm to broke to be tired of mining.
Deka Khan > in the middle of one argumetn i pointed a remote at her an tried to switch her off
Deka Khan > she wnet absoultely mental at that one
Deka Khan > spare room night that one
TrouserDeagle > Smartypoc laughs at your feeble capacitor.
TrouserDeagle > Fear it's 10000 cap and 200 second recharge time.
Letava > smartypoc has lots of cap mods?
TrouserDeagle > Only 6 + 3 rigs.
Koronakesh > Was in an elevator in school today, drinking a pepsi. Other person gets on, after a minute, looks at me, says "Wow, you are the quietest drinker I've ever seen." Me: "Yea, i have experience swallowing quietly."
Koronakesh > didn't even think before saying it >_<
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